Driver: If you really want to be rid of a Spider...[home.earthlink.net image 196x311]
Bucky Katt: if he's naked how can you tell he's spiderman?
Satan's Dumptruck Driver: I once twisted the dried leaves off of the top of a tomato. I turned around to cut said tomato. Then I turned around again to the trash can, saw the dried tomato leaves sitting on top of the trash, thought it was a spider and jumped back. This all occurred over a10 second interval.In 2010 I dreamed that a black widow was lowering itself towards my bed. In my dream I jumped up to turn on the lights. I then woke up standing next to my front door-- having actually jumped out of bed, walked around and turned on the lights in my living room.The first time I ever found a black widow in my home I canceled my dinner plans so that I could go to the hardware store to buy: 1) Raid, 2) a lighter. I killed the spider with the Raid with a 10-second continous blast. And then I set the egg sacs on fire. I might as well have put on a helmet and kevlar armor. The reaction could not have been much more over-the-top.I like to think it is a survival mechanism encoded in the same genes that make me the hulk of a man that I am. But the reality is that I'm just not tough.
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