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(ESPN)   Will America's team triumph over Evil. Wait, which one is America's team? The Zombie Sonics battle the LeBronWadeDecisions tonight at 8:30pm EDT. It's your official NBA Finals Game One thread   ( espn.go.com) divider line
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2012-06-12 10:34:15 PM  
It'd be super if you didn't biatch up at the close quarters and blow these 3-point play possibilities, dude.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:36 PM  

elguerodiablo: I find it hilarious the Heat all glued their pubes to Haslems face and he apparently hasnt even noticed.

Gorilla Mask.


Ok, that's hilarious.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:50 PM  
OKC fans need to get a bunch of signs, and do like they did in Forrest Gump. Every time Sefolosha makes a steal they just throw up a big "Throw it to Durant" sign.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:55 PM  

jayhawk88: Well we have officially entered the Russell Westbrook Stupid Zone.


lol, It's an amazing hedge maze, with like, minotaurs and shiat.
 
2012-06-12 10:35:02 PM  
58-57 Miami, 7:44 3rd

Timeout, Heat.
 
2012-06-12 10:35:04 PM  
I mean, can we at least award BS fouls to people that have earned them, not someone named Thabo who has now bricked an untouched layup and a dunk where he landed on a guy?
 
2012-06-12 10:35:14 PM  
fadedinthepaint.com
 
2012-06-12 10:35:27 PM  
1 point game. Strange game so far. 2 of the Marginal 9 in double figures.
 
2012-06-12 10:35:54 PM  

robsul82: It'd be super if you didn't biatch up at the close quarters and blow these 3-point play possibilities, dude.


They wouldn't have called the fouls if they went in - and neither were fouls. Sh*t, there wasn't even contact on the Chalmers one.
 
2012-06-12 10:36:05 PM  

IAmRight: kmaywfec: Apparently hustling for the ball is a foul now. Sorry Ibaka.

Yeah, when you take out a guy's legs, you get called for fouls.


Or when you dive on the floor and the guy trips over you, you get called.
 
2012-06-12 10:36:29 PM  

IAmRight: I'm really sick of these "Sefolosha misses a shot, so let's call a foul" fouls.


Once is bothersome. More than once begins a terrible pattern.
 
2012-06-12 10:37:12 PM  

kmaywfec: Or when you dive on the floor and the guy trips over you, you get called.


When the other guy has the ball, yeah, you do get called for that. I realize you're a Thunder fan so you've probably never seen basketball played before, but that's how the sport works.
 
2012-06-12 10:37:35 PM  

IAmRight: They wouldn't have called the fouls if they went in - and neither were fouls. Sh*t, there wasn't even contact on the Chalmers one.


Didn't we all agree in some past thread that Heat, Lakers, and Spurs fans shouldn't biatch about bad calls?
 
2012-06-12 10:38:01 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Once is bothersome. More than once begins a terrible pattern.


I mean, I don't mind if they give Durant the benefit of the doubt on plays like that. But Sefolosha? You have to earn benefit of the doubt.
 
2012-06-12 10:38:50 PM  
p.twimg.com
 
2012-06-12 10:38:59 PM  
www.suisse-blog.ch
Thabo "the swiss answer" Sefolosha
 
2012-06-12 10:39:02 PM  

TheJoe03: Didn't we all agree in some past thread that Heat, Lakers, and Spurs fans shouldn't biatch about bad calls?


No, they shouldn't complain about the refs fixing games against them. Bad calls happen all the time.
 
2012-06-12 10:39:30 PM  
3 on Wade.
 
2012-06-12 10:40:07 PM  

RepoManTSM: [p.twimg.com image 600x803]


Doombot?
 
2012-06-12 10:40:18 PM  
Gonna give the game away going 50% from the line against the Heat.
 
2012-06-12 10:40:25 PM  
What's with Wade double-clutching on, seemingly, every shot now?
 
2012-06-12 10:40:31 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Why the Fark would a soccer ball light be useful?


So sovver fans can install tampons after the sun goes down
 
2012-06-12 10:40:35 PM  

IAmRight: kmaywfec: Or when you dive on the floor and the guy trips over you, you get called.

When the other guy has the ball, yeah, you do get called for that. I realize you're a Thunder fan so you've probably never seen basketball played before, but that's how the sport works.


You'd be right except that it was a loose ball.
 
2012-06-12 10:40:41 PM  
Wade, virtually no one makes it when they have the ball, pause, step back, then shoot. Stop doing that.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:02 PM  

TheJoe03: IAmRight: They wouldn't have called the fouls if they went in - and neither were fouls. Sh*t, there wasn't even contact on the Chalmers one.

Didn't we all agree in some past thread that Heat, Lakers, and Spurs fans shouldn't biatch about bad calls?


Celts fans are on that list to.

Lost $800 on a quick 3 on Kobe game in the Boston-Lakers finals.

It was money I had made on the other playoff games and baseball but still sucked badly. I did learn to never bet on basketball until i figure out the Stern fix system.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:10 PM  
Jesus Westbrook.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:30 PM  
LeBron ain't gonna miss those layups, OKC.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:47 PM  

bulldg4life: What's with Wade double-clutching on, seemingly, every shot now?


He was shamed by Vin Diesel?

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-12 10:41:47 PM  
Haha, Wade and Westbrook suck.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:53 PM  
Chalmers with an outstanding outlet pass to the second row
 
2012-06-12 10:41:55 PM  

kmaywfec: You'd be right except that it was a loose ball.


You'd be right except Battier had already dribbled it once and it was right under him.

F*CKING CHALMERS YOU CAN'T OUTLET PASS FOR SH*T STOP WASTING POSSESSIONS
 
2012-06-12 10:42:11 PM  
3 lashes for Super Mario tonight... Daddy Wade did not like that.
 
2012-06-12 10:42:22 PM  
iamkoream.com

OK, USA.

/fark miami, fark lebron and fark dwade.
 
2012-06-12 10:43:03 PM  

bulldg4life: Chalmers with an outstanding outlet pass to the second row


He is easily the worst outlet passer in the NBA. And with Wade and James on his team, he's got no excuse for being awful at it.
 
2012-06-12 10:43:09 PM  
You can say what you want about Scott Brooks' mom but when she pops out those dentures she gives amazing gummers.

Shudders.
 
2012-06-12 10:43:28 PM  
Fun stuff so far.

Let's go basketball!

/and not Wade!
 
2012-06-12 10:43:34 PM  
Better flop matchup: Manu & Harden or Wade & Harden?
 
2012-06-12 10:43:56 PM  
Way to rotate the ball Thunder...
 
2012-06-12 10:44:07 PM  
3 on Harden.
 
2012-06-12 10:44:12 PM  

elguerodiablo: You can say what you want about Scott Brooks' mom but when she pops out those dentures she gives amazing gummers.

Shudders.


And then afterward? "Give us a kiss"
 
2012-06-12 10:45:10 PM  
Chewy wiffs it.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:13 PM  
I can think of 6 differences between the Thunder and Celtics. Moron.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:29 PM  
Give LeBron the f*cking ball. He'd see that Battier is wide the f*ck open and give him the ball instead of shooting the sh*t Wade's shooting.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:32 PM  
And Westbrook pulls the douchiest move in all of basketball.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:32 PM  
Cmon Thunder start hitting those shots
 
2012-06-12 10:45:36 PM  
OKC had no idea what to do with those second chance opportunities. Ugly shots.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:36 PM  
lol

what a silly way to get a foul
 
2012-06-12 10:45:46 PM  
Ugh I hate that move.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:52 PM  
Harden should shave his beard after the first OKC loss in this series. Just to make Miami think "Oh shiat what does this mean?" I think it would be worth at least an extra 6 or 7 points for him.
 
2012-06-12 10:46:07 PM  
Wade, if Battier is hot, give the man the ball.
 
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