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(ESPN)   Will America's team triumph over Evil. Wait, which one is America's team? The Zombie Sonics battle the LeBronWadeDecisions tonight at 8:30pm EDT. It's your official NBA Finals Game One thread   (espn.go.com) divider line 798
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2012-06-12 09:07:51 PM  
I promise I won't say anything about the farking photographers.
 
2012-06-12 09:07:52 PM  

RepoManTSM: bkosh84: I'm gonna say it now about both situations (I currently live in Cleveland and a proud Sooner) but for both Seattle and Cleveland... GET OVER IT!!!!

Your team isn't coming back Seattle so sit down and shut up until the NBA decides to bring a expansion team there..

And Cleveland fans.. SHUT UP ABOUT LEBRON HE'S GONE AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK!

Now on to the game :)

/THUNDER UP!
//BOOMER SOONER!

I doubt you live in Cleveland because no one wants him back. And that immature douche you has to have everyone like him is fun so I will continue to do so.


I'm more sick of everyone in Cleveland bashing him still.. It's been three years now since he left and yes I do live Cleveland because NewsNet5 has done nothing but bash him since the Heat made it past the 1st round of the post-season. Plus, the Cavs would welcome him with open arms if he decides to come back. You don't think Cleveland would LOVE to have a winning sports team again?
 
2012-06-12 09:08:24 PM  
Sit down!
 
2012-06-12 09:08:29 PM  
Goddammit LeBron, don't settle for that sh*t.

/nice shot, Battier.
 
2012-06-12 09:09:39 PM  
Okay, LeBron, I'm going to take a trip to OKC and choke you out if you're going to pull this bullsh*t all game.

/good upfake
 
2012-06-12 09:09:40 PM  
Where is this OKC crowd, I can't hear anything!
 
2012-06-12 09:10:01 PM  
Miami's starting five might be the smallest in NBA finals history. It's interesting how the game has evolved.
 
2012-06-12 09:10:49 PM  

bkosh84: RepoManTSM: bkosh84: I'm gonna say it now about both situations (I currently live in Cleveland and a proud Sooner) but for both Seattle and Cleveland... GET OVER IT!!!!

Your team isn't coming back Seattle so sit down and shut up until the NBA decides to bring a expansion team there..

And Cleveland fans.. SHUT UP ABOUT LEBRON HE'S GONE AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK!

Now on to the game :)

/THUNDER UP!
//BOOMER SOONER!

I doubt you live in Cleveland because no one wants him back. And that immature douche you has to have everyone like him is fun so I will continue to do so.

I'm more sick of everyone in Cleveland bashing him still.. It's been three years now since he left and yes I do live Cleveland because NewsNet5 has done nothing but bash him since the Heat made it past the 1st round of the post-season. Plus, the Cavs would welcome him with open arms if he decides to come back. You don't think Cleveland would LOVE to have a winning sports team again?


He'd only come back after he's washed up to "make good" and have everyone like him again. DO NOT WANT.
 
2012-06-12 09:10:58 PM  
This is a totally different crowd than the first two rounds. This is what i expect from a crowd in the playoffs. Before they were just hanging out for 46 minutes and standing up and yelling at the end. Everyone was talking about how it was one of the louder buildings and all I saw was a bunch of old white people sitting on their hands. Now I can see what you were talking about.
 
2012-06-12 09:11:18 PM  
I like how slowly the Thunder rotate to open 3-point shooters. Hopefully the Heat can keep making 'em.
 
2012-06-12 09:11:48 PM  
Thunder look nervous, Heat look like they've been there before.
 
2012-06-12 09:12:31 PM  
ok this has gone on long enough
BRING IN THE BEARD
 
2012-06-12 09:12:45 PM  
HAHAHA Perkins...you gotta know Battier's going to pull the chair...he sure as f*ck ain't muscling anyone around in the paint.
 
2012-06-12 09:13:52 PM  
Why even bother noting a 7-0 run in a 10-2 game?

/I see the homecourt rims continue to be friendly to Mr. Durant.
 
2012-06-12 09:13:55 PM  
cold-blooded there
 
2012-06-12 09:14:13 PM  
Was worried for a bit, but Durant is the MAN.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:15 PM  
The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:18 PM  
Whoa, I saw a black person on the crowd. Everybody drink 5.

Hooray institutional racism.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:21 PM  
wow
 
2012-06-12 09:14:42 PM  
There you go, LeBron, don't try to do what he does. Do what you do.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:21 PM  
Wade 1 for 1. He can take a break till the second half now.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:37 PM  
Heh,, Durant with all 8
 
2012-06-12 09:15:38 PM  
Heat 14
Durant 8
 
2012-06-12 09:15:38 PM  

bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.


it's lots of isolation...and then when they DO call plays it's----well changed to isolations.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:45 PM  
As long as I don't have to see Bosh get an and1 drive to the basket, stomp along the baseline and chest pump hollering

NOW THAT's WHAT I'm TALKIN' ABOUT!!!

I will be happy

OKC in 6.
 
2012-06-12 09:16:17 PM  
BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.
 
2012-06-12 09:16:46 PM  
 
2012-06-12 09:16:47 PM  
 
2012-06-12 09:17:55 PM  

FinFangFark: it's lots of isolation...and then when they DO call plays it's----well changed to isolations.


The passing just looks....off LeBron can do nothing but bullet passes and the rest of the team (including Wade) cannot properly use a bounce pass.

/Also, a Bourne movie without Matt Damon or Paul Greengrass. Sounds snoozealicious
 
2012-06-12 09:18:22 PM  

IAmRight: BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.


Miss the best coast yet?
 
2012-06-12 09:18:27 PM  
Gah why are you touching the trophy, LeBron?
 
2012-06-12 09:19:06 PM  

bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.


It's why the

elguerodiablo: Everybody drink 5.


We need to make a finals drinking game.
 
2012-06-12 09:19:21 PM  

TheJoe03: Miss the best coast yet?


I missed it as soon as I left, but they pay me double over here, so I had to take it.
 
2012-06-12 09:19:35 PM  
The other guys were Lamar Odom and Caron Butler. Not that obscure
 
2012-06-12 09:19:52 PM  
Is there anybody left who actually likes Wade?
 
2012-06-12 09:19:57 PM  
Shane Battier 9
Kevin Durant 8
 
2012-06-12 09:19:57 PM  
LeBron on Perkins? Really?
 
2012-06-12 09:20:05 PM  
Can NBC and ABC/ESPN trade NHL and NBA coverage?
 
2012-06-12 09:20:10 PM  

IAmRight: BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.


Here's my question: Are there really that many west coast fans who aren't watching just because it starts at 5pm? Fark that.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:13 PM  

JerseyTim: My favorite sub-subplot: Juwan Howard's quest for a ring.


Poor Juwan. He does love his mother greatly, so he deserves a ring just like like next bench sitting veteran. I'm hoping Derek Fisher gets his before Kobe. He's a good father and hasn't been arrested for anal therapist.

/Adam Morrison has two rings.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:20 PM  
here's what i don't get. everyone is telling the sonics fan to get over and shut up. but doesn't their existence prove their point. if the bobcats or hornets had moved there wouldn't be a mass movement screaming about it. of course clay was always just looking for a team to bring home to okc. he was a boy with a new toy. but instead of taking a team from a city that didn't care (seriously find a bobcat fan), he stole the sonics with an assist from the nba. why? because stern wanted to send a message to every other nba city, "give us what we want or we'll shoot the hostage." that's what so farked up. it was a mob hit to keep the extortion going and most of america is ok with that. they stabbed a pregnant woman to take and keep her baby. ugh...

/that's all i'll say about that.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:53 PM  

IAmRight: I missed it as soon as I left, but they pay me double over here, so I had to take it.


Ha, good point, I would have too.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:55 PM  

TheJoe03: bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.

It's why theelguerodiablo: Everybody drink 5.

We need to make a finals drinking game.


Any time a commentator says tremendous or absolutely, drink
 
2012-06-12 09:20:56 PM  
Perkins is worthless in this series. Can't guard anyone on the Heat, not an offensive threat.
 
2012-06-12 09:21:02 PM  

Doogled: Is there anybody left who actually likes Wade?


Lebron, Gabrielle Union, his son, his mom. I think that's it
 
2012-06-12 09:21:22 PM  
Everyone in the stands gets a ball tonight!
 
2012-06-12 09:21:35 PM  

RepoManTSM: Can NBC and ABC/ESPN trade NHL and NBA coverage?


I just want the old theme song back.
 
2012-06-12 09:21:49 PM  
Russell Westbrook why u no have 11 points yet?
 
2012-06-12 09:22:25 PM  

Doogled: Is there anybody left who actually likes Wade?


no

jayhawk88: IAmRight: BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.

Here's my question: Are there really that many west coast fans who aren't watching just because it starts at 5pm? Fark that.


no
 
2012-06-12 09:22:29 PM  
Stan Van talks a lot of shiat for a guy for never played past D-3.
 
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