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2012-06-12 06:55:45 PM  
We've had enough discussions about this over the past two days to last all offseason.

I'm not saying another word about it until the end of the series.
 
2012-06-12 07:08:22 PM  
My favorite sub-subplot: Juwan Howard's quest for a ring.
 
2012-06-12 07:11:35 PM  
Lebron has this nasty habbit of choking in the finals, Sonics in 6.
 
2012-06-12 07:33:23 PM  
Go not Lebron.
 
2012-06-12 07:40:10 PM  
I find Dwyane Wade much more unlikeable than LeBron.
 
2012-06-12 08:05:16 PM  
This is why I only watch college sports. It gets ugly when the teams don't have to pretend to be honest.
 
2012-06-12 08:05:39 PM  
Mike Tyson singing is always funny.
 
2012-06-12 08:10:33 PM  
Are they going to do this awful kimmel shiat before every game?
 
2012-06-12 08:10:36 PM  
No matter who wins, some peoples' heads are going to explode.
 
2012-06-12 08:12:41 PM  
soonerpsycho.com
 
2012-06-12 08:13:02 PM  

JerseyTim: My favorite sub-subplot: Juwan Howard's quest for a ring.


One of my favorite sub-sub-subplots is the quest for anyone from the Fab 5 to win some sort of championship past high school
/Duke fan, suck it Michigan
 
2012-06-12 08:14:07 PM  
I have only one question:

Who is this Chris Bosh fellow the commentators are talking about?
 
2012-06-12 08:15:28 PM  

9beers: Mike Tyson singing is always funny.


You should see him dance.
 
2012-06-12 08:15:51 PM  

rjakobi: I have only one question:

Who is this Chris Bosh fellow the commentators are talking about?



Commercial pitchman

Link
 
2012-06-12 08:16:46 PM  
Farkin from the game. The interwebs are awesome! GO THUNDER!!!!
 
2012-06-12 08:17:34 PM  

rjakobi: I have only one question:

Who is this Chris Bosh fellow the commentators are talking about?


He's the guy that does the animatronics for the velociraptors in the Juraissic Park movies
 
2012-06-12 08:19:20 PM  
The crowd is way too quiet for a playoff game. They are embarrassing themselves out there.
 
2012-06-12 08:20:00 PM  
Hmmm finding a streaming site is coming up empty.

Anyone have a link to a site that is streaming this live?
 
2012-06-12 08:21:33 PM  

Free Radical: Hmmm finding a streaming site is coming up empty.

Anyone have a link to a site that is streaming this live?


Go to firstrowsports
 
2012-06-12 08:21:39 PM  

Free Radical: Hmmm finding a streaming site is coming up empty.

Anyone have a link to a site that is streaming this live?


ESPN3 might have it.
 
2012-06-12 08:21:54 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I find Dwyane Wade much more unlikeable than LeBron.


No question.
 
2012-06-12 08:23:34 PM  
I want Lebron to have an awesome series and still come up short. Then I want to his jock-sniffers saying "if he only had some help."
 
2012-06-12 08:24:25 PM  
Every game LeBron gets two technicals before the half, cost his team the Finals. Takes his talents back to South Beach without a trophy.
 
2012-06-12 08:25:59 PM  
Lunatics til the day I die I run more game than the Heat and Sonics
 
2012-06-12 08:27:19 PM  
This is going to be a great series.
 
2012-06-12 08:27:50 PM  

CavalierEternal: We've had enough discussions about this over the past two days to last all offseason.

I'm not saying another word about it until the end of the series.


I'm calling bullshiat.
 
2012-06-12 08:33:16 PM  
I had the brew, she had the chronic, the Heat couldn't beat the Zombie Sonics.
 
2012-06-12 08:33:25 PM  

JerseyTim: My favorite sub-subplot: Juwan Howard's quest for a ring.


Lolz... I think he is one of the few "active" players in the NBA older than me.
 
2012-06-12 08:35:42 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I find Dwyane Wade much more unlikeable than LeBron.


When I saw LeBron pick Rajon off the floor, I put him in a higher standing than Wade.

/down with Miami
 
2012-06-12 08:37:32 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-12 08:38:02 PM  
I hope it's a great series.

And a buddy of mine asked if the Thunder win, would Durant become the 1st Longhorn to win an NBA title, which is 1/2 true...Royal Ivey is also on the team, though on the end of the bench.

Then it occurred to me, in both conference finals, there was a Longhorn on all 4 teams, so basically at least one Horn is guaranteed an NBA ring this year.

/Yeah Not that much of a CSB, but for a program that is mediocre in hoops, that's a nifty bit of info for us
//Yes, I'm a former Horn, the bank reminds me every month when my student loan payment is due.
 
2012-06-12 08:40:29 PM  
Disappointed about the solid blue Tees tonight instead of the blue and white checkered pattern.
 
2012-06-12 08:43:01 PM  
America's team is the one that didn't up and move when the taxpayers wouldn't buy them a new stadium.

Damn you Thunder for making me root for the Heat a meteor strike.
 
2012-06-12 08:43:23 PM  

JerseyTim: My favorite sub-subplot: Juwan Howard's quest for a ring.


Wouldn't it be nice if Juwan Howard could out-Derek Fisher Derek Fisher.
 
2012-06-12 08:44:05 PM  
I'm guessing the same thing that happened to the Celtics will happen to the Heat. Coming off a long, brutal series and the quick turnaround will benefit the home team that is younger and rested.

Thunder by 8-10.
 
2012-06-12 08:44:12 PM  
I want OKC to win, clearly. I think OKC is the better team. I think OKC will win the series.

My hope is the zebras don't take over the game, and make one team beat the other team PLUS the zebras.
 
2012-06-12 08:44:30 PM  
Oh this is going to be sweet. I've got a rare NY strip, with some pomme frites and creamed peas, a nice cool Dogfish 60 Minute IPA, and the wife and kids are back in Ohio for the summer. Let's do this!

/simple pleasures man, simple pleasures
 
2012-06-12 08:45:13 PM  

No Line For Beer: America's team is the one that didn't up and move when the taxpayers wouldn't buy them a new stadium.

Damn you Thunder for making me root for the Heat a meteor strike.


I can't do it. I like the team, the players, just not the fact that they're the former Seattle Supersonics. I'll pull for them and hope their douchebag owner chokes on something during one of the games. Preferably cocks. Barrels of cocks.
 
2012-06-12 08:45:18 PM  

FinFangFark: I hope it's a great series.

And a buddy of mine asked if the Thunder win, would Durant become the 1st Longhorn to win an NBA title, which is 1/2 true...Royal Ivey is also on the team, though on the end of the bench.

Then it occurred to me, in both conference finals, there was a Longhorn on all 4 teams, so basically at least one Horn is guaranteed an NBA ring this year.

/Yeah Not that much of a CSB, but for a program that is mediocre in hoops, that's a nifty bit of info for us
//Yes, I'm a former Horn, the bank reminds me every month when my student loan payment is due.


Who knew someone could leave Arizona State without a career-ending case of the herpes
 
2012-06-12 08:45:22 PM  
Huh, Springsteen gave rights to play Thunder Road. Does the team use it all the time?
 
2012-06-12 08:45:42 PM  

SevenizGud: My hope is the zebras don't take over the game, and make one team beat the other team PLUS the zebras.


I doubt it, Bennett and Stern are lovers. On top of that, if Stern didn't screw over the Mavs and Cuban using the refs last year I doubt they will do it this year.
 
2012-06-12 08:46:22 PM  

Free Radical: Hmmm finding a streaming site is coming up empty.

Anyone have a link to a site that is streaming this live?


Damn, you can't get ABC?
 
2012-06-12 08:47:25 PM  

SevenizGud: I want OKC to win, clearly. I think OKC is the better team. I think OKC will win the series.
My hope is the zebras don't take over the game, and make one team beat the other team PLUS the zebras.


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Stern isn't going to let the referees screw over his butt-buddy of an owner.
 
2012-06-12 08:47:36 PM  
I said this in the other thread, but I think there's quite a bit of pressure for Oklahoma City to win the first game. If they don't, they're in a position where they're down 0-1 and have three of the next four games in Miami. Not that it's insurmountable, but it'll become quite a bit more difficult for the Thunder to win the series if they don't take game one.
 
2012-06-12 08:49:12 PM  
Wait, I think that strategy is going to bit Miami in the butt...go small, but you are going to have the Thunder dare you to keep shooting from outside, rather than take it to the hole. Bad idea.
 
2012-06-12 08:49:24 PM  

IAmRight: Free Radical: Hmmm finding a streaming site is coming up empty.

Anyone have a link to a site that is streaming this live?

Damn, you can't get ABC?


I just discovered my workplace does not have an ABC stream. They have every other damn channel (and Fox News is channel 1 for some reason). Ugh.
 
2012-06-12 08:50:46 PM  
Unless the Heat find out a way for LeBron to defend Durant, Harden, and help with Westbrook and Ibaka...I'm going to guess Thunder in this series.
 
2012-06-12 08:51:04 PM  
Prediction time!

Think: Heat in 6.

Want: Thunder in 6.
 
2012-06-12 08:51:46 PM  

Cheesus: They have every other damn channel (and Fox News is channel 1 for some reason). Ugh.


Blech, that sounds like a news package or something. I remember in my military days they had TVs that only had FoxNews and CNN. WTF is that sh*t?

Since those TVs seemed to only exist when I was in the Guard, I was super-pissed, since, y'know, several of the weekends are NFL/college football weekends.

/I suppose I would've probably ignored all customers if we did have football on anyway
 
2012-06-12 08:51:54 PM  
Go Zombie Sonics!

I think the home team wins every game.
 
2012-06-12 08:53:23 PM  
Will America's team triumph over Evil.

What did Guatemala do to be called evil?
 
2012-06-12 08:53:29 PM  

fonebone77: Farkin from the game. The interwebs are awesome! GO THUNDER!!!!


Dude, scream yourself hoarse tonight. WOO GAME 1
 
2012-06-12 08:53:32 PM  
Spoelstra should put Eddy Curry, Ronny Turiaf, Dexter Pittman, Joel Anthony, and Juwan Howard out on the floor to start, just for the lulz.
 
2012-06-12 08:53:45 PM  
WatchESPN.com is streaming it through ESPN3 if you have a cable provider that offers it.

Sometimes it's good to watch from The FIRST ROW if EU know what I mean.
 
2012-06-12 08:55:07 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Prediction time!

Think: Heat in 6.

Want: Thunder in 6.


I would say whoever beats who, it's going to be an awesome, total beating. 4 games unless the refs interfere on behalf stretching the series for ratings.

I hope OKC hands out the beating.

Where's my mute button?
 
2012-06-12 08:55:11 PM  
Damn, she's got a really good voice
 
2012-06-12 08:55:15 PM  
That's a cool floor effect.
 
2012-06-12 08:55:34 PM  

No Line For Beer: America's team is the one that didn't up and move when the taxpayers wouldn't buy them a new stadium.

Damn you Thunder for making me root for the Heat a meteor strike.


The Thunder players, coaches, and GM staff had absolutely nothing to do with that (unlike the Heat, where they're directly involved in what people don't like about them,). And the people of OKC have done everything you can ask of a fan base and more (while Miami fans can't be bothered to show up until the end of the first quarter).

So I still have to go with the Thunder.
 
2012-06-12 08:55:34 PM  
Thunder in 6.
 
2012-06-12 08:55:52 PM  
Girl has some pipes. Less warbling, please.
 
2012-06-12 08:56:04 PM  
Good voice
 
2012-06-12 08:56:15 PM  
She did own it.
 
2012-06-12 08:56:26 PM  
HAHAHA the Darth Vader theme!
 
2012-06-12 08:56:26 PM  
Hah, Imperial March.

I like it
 
2012-06-12 08:56:30 PM  
16 year old singing sensation?

ieatfakelife.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-12 08:56:43 PM  
oh snap...the Imperial March for the visiting team...
 
2012-06-12 08:56:48 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: And the people of OKC have done everything you can ask of a fan base and more (while Miami fans can't be bothered to show up until the end of the first quarter).


Don't go feeding their delusions about how the Thunder are where they are because of the city.
 
2012-06-12 08:57:14 PM  
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
 
jgi
2012-06-12 08:58:03 PM  

FinFangFark: WatchESPN.com is streaming it through ESPN3 if you have a cable provider that offers it.

Sometimes it's good to watch from The FIRST ROW if EU know what I mean.


For sports streams, I like Chanfeed a lot lately. Just add the .com.
 
2012-06-12 08:58:12 PM  
Imperial March is f*cking awesome for a visitor, I'd be pumped for that.

Nice that we're going with not-subtle digs in the pregame video.

Oh, except that shortcut by which you steal a team.
 
2012-06-12 08:58:37 PM  

Doogled: The crowd is way too quiet for a playoff game. They are embarrassing themselves out there.


Must be the placement of mics or something. I've been there for regular season games, trust me, they bring it.
 
2012-06-12 08:58:49 PM  
Ball so hard, refs wanna fine me.
 
2012-06-12 08:58:51 PM  
Isn't Oklahoma the state that banned sharia law? Why did I just see Mohammed's name linger on the screen...arrest someone NOW
 
2012-06-12 08:58:56 PM  
I'm gonna say it now about both situations (I currently live in Cleveland and a proud Sooner) but for both Seattle and Cleveland... GET OVER IT!!!!

Your team isn't coming back Seattle so sit down and shut up until the NBA decides to bring a expansion team there..

And Cleveland fans.. SHUT UP ABOUT LEBRON HE'S GONE AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK!

Now on to the game :)

/THUNDER UP!
//BOOMER SOONER!
 
2012-06-12 08:59:20 PM  
I don't know why, but it annoys me when they raise banners for championships before the season's over.
 
2012-06-12 08:59:36 PM  

FinFangFark: oh snap...the Imperial March for the visiting team...


Is that their normal thing or is that Heat-specific?
 
2012-06-12 08:59:37 PM  
Gotta love Okies rooting for a former Texas player.
 
2012-06-12 08:59:56 PM  
Who slams harder Onyx or James Harden
 
2012-06-12 09:00:14 PM  

TheJoe03: Gotta love Okies rooting for a former Texas player.


Hook Em Horns!
 
2012-06-12 09:00:24 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I had no idea Bronson had such ups
 
2012-06-12 09:01:12 PM  

IAmRight: Imperial March is f*cking awesome for a visitor, I'd be pumped for that.
Nice that we're going with not-subtle digs in the pregame video.
Oh, except that shortcut by which you steal a team.


Aren't you supposed to be leaving right about now?
 
2012-06-12 09:01:25 PM  

TheJoe03: Gotta love Okies rooting for a former Texas player.


Geez, he spent more time playing for Seattle than he did for Texas.
 
2012-06-12 09:01:36 PM  
Soprano the roc handle like Russell Westbrook
I shake phonies man you cant get next to
 
2012-06-12 09:01:57 PM  

bkosh84: I'm gonna say it now about both situations (I currently live in Cleveland and a proud Sooner) but for both Seattle and Cleveland... GET OVER IT!!!!

Your team isn't coming back Seattle so sit down and shut up until the NBA decides to bring a expansion team there..

And Cleveland fans.. SHUT UP ABOUT LEBRON HE'S GONE AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK!

Now on to the game :)

/THUNDER UP!
//BOOMER SOONER!


I doubt you live in Cleveland because no one wants him back. And that immature douche you has to have everyone like him is fun so I will continue to do so.
 
2012-06-12 09:02:09 PM  

bulldg4life: Aren't you supposed to be leaving right about now?


We'll see how the first half goes - not an elimination game so they don't "need" me to disappear. =D
 
2012-06-12 09:02:23 PM  

IAmRight: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: And the people of OKC have done everything you can ask of a fan base and more (while Miami fans can't be bothered to show up until the end of the first quarter).

Don't go feeding their delusions about how the Thunder are where they are because of the city.


Don't bash OKC for this. It's maybe not the first place you think of for a pro sports franchise, but it's at least the equal of Jacksonville, Salt Lake, or Memphis. OKC fans have more than proved their worth.
 
2012-06-12 09:03:03 PM  

IAmRight: Geez, he spent more time playing for Seattle than he did for Texas.


Your point being?
 
2012-06-12 09:03:25 PM  
When he stares at the camera, Jeff Van Gundy seems like he is on the most powerful barbs ever made.
 
2012-06-12 09:03:58 PM  

jayhawk88: OKC fans have more than proved their worth.


I'm referring to one specific person who insinuated that they never could have won with this team in Seattle - it's because they're in OKC that they're winning. That's asinine. I don't give a sh*t if they bring it, so did Seattle.

/I see LeBron brick three in a row right behind the announcers. Don't shoot that sh*t in the game.
 
2012-06-12 09:03:59 PM  

TheJoe03: IAmRight: Geez, he spent more time playing for Seattle than he did for Texas.

Your point being?


So vote Leinart?
 
2012-06-12 09:04:09 PM  

TheJoe03: Gotta love Okies rooting for a former Texas player.


He was only a longhorn for 1 year. It's worn off by now.
 
2012-06-12 09:04:21 PM  

jayhawk88: OKC fans have more than proved their worth.


No doubt, they might not really understand the game yet and are a bit naive about the Seattle situation but they are very good fans. Wish they stole Miami's team, because that is a pathetic fanbase.
 
2012-06-12 09:04:45 PM  
Heh. Cagey veteran Nick Collison giving Durant some last minute wisdom.
 
2012-06-12 09:05:07 PM  

IAmRight: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: And the people of OKC have done everything you can ask of a fan base and more (while Miami fans can't be bothered to show up until the end of the first quarter).

Don't go feeding their delusions about how the Thunder are where they are because of the city.


I'm not-- just saying people can't claim OKC doesn't deserve a team when they sell out every game, are extremely loud and passionate, etc.

Who does Wade guard- Westbrook or Harden?
 
2012-06-12 09:05:37 PM  
GO HEAT!!

/or a building collapse
//of course i'm kidding...
 
2012-06-12 09:05:44 PM  

kmaywfec: TheJoe03: Gotta love Okies rooting for a former Texas player.

He was only a longhorn for 1 year. It's worn off by now.


Guys, let's be correct about the info passed around. He was a Longhorn for a semester. He pulled a Derrick Rose and no showed the 2nd.

Detail, details.
 
2012-06-12 09:06:10 PM  
Prediction. Whatever the outcome tonight, the majority of the media will say the series is over.
 
2012-06-12 09:06:15 PM  

mitchcumstein1: I find Dwyane Wade much more unlikeable than LeBron.


this!
 
2012-06-12 09:06:55 PM  
Holy fark how is Tanning Mom still a story? God we are doomed.
 
2012-06-12 09:07:36 PM  

RepoManTSM: Prediction. Whatever the outcome tonight, the majority of the media will say the series is over.


And if the other team wins the next one, we will all be admonished for saying the series was over.
 
2012-06-12 09:07:51 PM  
I promise I won't say anything about the farking photographers.
 
2012-06-12 09:07:52 PM  

RepoManTSM: bkosh84: I'm gonna say it now about both situations (I currently live in Cleveland and a proud Sooner) but for both Seattle and Cleveland... GET OVER IT!!!!

Your team isn't coming back Seattle so sit down and shut up until the NBA decides to bring a expansion team there..

And Cleveland fans.. SHUT UP ABOUT LEBRON HE'S GONE AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK!

Now on to the game :)

/THUNDER UP!
//BOOMER SOONER!

I doubt you live in Cleveland because no one wants him back. And that immature douche you has to have everyone like him is fun so I will continue to do so.


I'm more sick of everyone in Cleveland bashing him still.. It's been three years now since he left and yes I do live Cleveland because NewsNet5 has done nothing but bash him since the Heat made it past the 1st round of the post-season. Plus, the Cavs would welcome him with open arms if he decides to come back. You don't think Cleveland would LOVE to have a winning sports team again?
 
2012-06-12 09:08:24 PM  
Sit down!
 
2012-06-12 09:08:29 PM  
Goddammit LeBron, don't settle for that sh*t.

/nice shot, Battier.
 
2012-06-12 09:09:39 PM  
Okay, LeBron, I'm going to take a trip to OKC and choke you out if you're going to pull this bullsh*t all game.

/good upfake
 
2012-06-12 09:09:40 PM  
Where is this OKC crowd, I can't hear anything!
 
2012-06-12 09:10:01 PM  
Miami's starting five might be the smallest in NBA finals history. It's interesting how the game has evolved.
 
2012-06-12 09:10:49 PM  

bkosh84: RepoManTSM: bkosh84: I'm gonna say it now about both situations (I currently live in Cleveland and a proud Sooner) but for both Seattle and Cleveland... GET OVER IT!!!!

Your team isn't coming back Seattle so sit down and shut up until the NBA decides to bring a expansion team there..

And Cleveland fans.. SHUT UP ABOUT LEBRON HE'S GONE AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK!

Now on to the game :)

/THUNDER UP!
//BOOMER SOONER!

I doubt you live in Cleveland because no one wants him back. And that immature douche you has to have everyone like him is fun so I will continue to do so.

I'm more sick of everyone in Cleveland bashing him still.. It's been three years now since he left and yes I do live Cleveland because NewsNet5 has done nothing but bash him since the Heat made it past the 1st round of the post-season. Plus, the Cavs would welcome him with open arms if he decides to come back. You don't think Cleveland would LOVE to have a winning sports team again?


He'd only come back after he's washed up to "make good" and have everyone like him again. DO NOT WANT.
 
2012-06-12 09:10:58 PM  
This is a totally different crowd than the first two rounds. This is what i expect from a crowd in the playoffs. Before they were just hanging out for 46 minutes and standing up and yelling at the end. Everyone was talking about how it was one of the louder buildings and all I saw was a bunch of old white people sitting on their hands. Now I can see what you were talking about.
 
2012-06-12 09:11:18 PM  
I like how slowly the Thunder rotate to open 3-point shooters. Hopefully the Heat can keep making 'em.
 
2012-06-12 09:11:48 PM  
Thunder look nervous, Heat look like they've been there before.
 
2012-06-12 09:12:31 PM  
ok this has gone on long enough
BRING IN THE BEARD
 
2012-06-12 09:12:45 PM  
HAHAHA Perkins...you gotta know Battier's going to pull the chair...he sure as f*ck ain't muscling anyone around in the paint.
 
2012-06-12 09:13:52 PM  
Why even bother noting a 7-0 run in a 10-2 game?

/I see the homecourt rims continue to be friendly to Mr. Durant.
 
2012-06-12 09:13:55 PM  
cold-blooded there
 
2012-06-12 09:14:13 PM  
Was worried for a bit, but Durant is the MAN.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:15 PM  
The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:18 PM  
Whoa, I saw a black person on the crowd. Everybody drink 5.

Hooray institutional racism.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:21 PM  
wow
 
2012-06-12 09:14:42 PM  
There you go, LeBron, don't try to do what he does. Do what you do.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:21 PM  
Wade 1 for 1. He can take a break till the second half now.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:37 PM  
Heh,, Durant with all 8
 
2012-06-12 09:15:38 PM  
Heat 14
Durant 8
 
2012-06-12 09:15:38 PM  

bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.


it's lots of isolation...and then when they DO call plays it's----well changed to isolations.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:45 PM  
As long as I don't have to see Bosh get an and1 drive to the basket, stomp along the baseline and chest pump hollering

NOW THAT's WHAT I'm TALKIN' ABOUT!!!

I will be happy

OKC in 6.
 
2012-06-12 09:16:17 PM  
BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.
 
2012-06-12 09:16:46 PM  
 
2012-06-12 09:16:47 PM  
 
2012-06-12 09:17:55 PM  

FinFangFark: it's lots of isolation...and then when they DO call plays it's----well changed to isolations.


The passing just looks....off LeBron can do nothing but bullet passes and the rest of the team (including Wade) cannot properly use a bounce pass.

/Also, a Bourne movie without Matt Damon or Paul Greengrass. Sounds snoozealicious
 
2012-06-12 09:18:22 PM  

IAmRight: BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.


Miss the best coast yet?
 
2012-06-12 09:18:27 PM  
Gah why are you touching the trophy, LeBron?
 
2012-06-12 09:19:06 PM  

bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.


It's why the

elguerodiablo: Everybody drink 5.


We need to make a finals drinking game.
 
2012-06-12 09:19:21 PM  

TheJoe03: Miss the best coast yet?


I missed it as soon as I left, but they pay me double over here, so I had to take it.
 
2012-06-12 09:19:35 PM  
The other guys were Lamar Odom and Caron Butler. Not that obscure
 
2012-06-12 09:19:52 PM  
Is there anybody left who actually likes Wade?
 
2012-06-12 09:19:57 PM  
Shane Battier 9
Kevin Durant 8
 
2012-06-12 09:19:57 PM  
LeBron on Perkins? Really?
 
2012-06-12 09:20:05 PM  
Can NBC and ABC/ESPN trade NHL and NBA coverage?
 
2012-06-12 09:20:10 PM  

IAmRight: BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.


Here's my question: Are there really that many west coast fans who aren't watching just because it starts at 5pm? Fark that.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:13 PM  

JerseyTim: My favorite sub-subplot: Juwan Howard's quest for a ring.


Poor Juwan. He does love his mother greatly, so he deserves a ring just like like next bench sitting veteran. I'm hoping Derek Fisher gets his before Kobe. He's a good father and hasn't been arrested for anal therapist.

/Adam Morrison has two rings.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:20 PM  
here's what i don't get. everyone is telling the sonics fan to get over and shut up. but doesn't their existence prove their point. if the bobcats or hornets had moved there wouldn't be a mass movement screaming about it. of course clay was always just looking for a team to bring home to okc. he was a boy with a new toy. but instead of taking a team from a city that didn't care (seriously find a bobcat fan), he stole the sonics with an assist from the nba. why? because stern wanted to send a message to every other nba city, "give us what we want or we'll shoot the hostage." that's what so farked up. it was a mob hit to keep the extortion going and most of america is ok with that. they stabbed a pregnant woman to take and keep her baby. ugh...

/that's all i'll say about that.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:53 PM  

IAmRight: I missed it as soon as I left, but they pay me double over here, so I had to take it.


Ha, good point, I would have too.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:55 PM  

TheJoe03: bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.

It's why theelguerodiablo: Everybody drink 5.

We need to make a finals drinking game.


Any time a commentator says tremendous or absolutely, drink
 
2012-06-12 09:20:56 PM  
Perkins is worthless in this series. Can't guard anyone on the Heat, not an offensive threat.
 
2012-06-12 09:21:02 PM  

Doogled: Is there anybody left who actually likes Wade?


Lebron, Gabrielle Union, his son, his mom. I think that's it
 
2012-06-12 09:21:22 PM  
Everyone in the stands gets a ball tonight!
 
2012-06-12 09:21:35 PM  

RepoManTSM: Can NBC and ABC/ESPN trade NHL and NBA coverage?


I just want the old theme song back.
 
2012-06-12 09:21:49 PM  
Russell Westbrook why u no have 11 points yet?
 
2012-06-12 09:22:25 PM  

Doogled: Is there anybody left who actually likes Wade?


no

jayhawk88: IAmRight: BTW, f*ck this sh*t starting at 9 pm.

Here's my question: Are there really that many west coast fans who aren't watching just because it starts at 5pm? Fark that.


no
 
2012-06-12 09:22:29 PM  
Stan Van talks a lot of shiat for a guy for never played past D-3.
 
2012-06-12 09:23:04 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Perkins is worthless in this series. Can't guard anyone on the Heat, not an offensive threat.


He lets LeBron relax and float around on defense so he has gas in the tank at the end!

/oh wait, that's not really helping the Thunder
//looks like Wade likes this matchup
 
2012-06-12 09:23:19 PM  
Prediction: The Heat don't keep shooting 61%
 
2012-06-12 09:23:42 PM  
Jesus, LeBron must be getting a semi seeing Westbrook guard him.
 
2012-06-12 09:24:21 PM  

RepoManTSM: Stan Van talks a lot of shiat for a guy for never played past D-3.


Why is everyone calling him Stan Van when it's Jeff? Is this a meme or is everyone just clueless?
 
2012-06-12 09:24:31 PM  
And 1.

Thunder are playing great man on defense...and the Heat won't stay this...hot.
 
2012-06-12 09:24:51 PM  

jayhawk88: Jesus, LeBron must be getting a semi seeing Westbrook guard him.


Not if he can only get the ball out by the three point line. LeBron can't do jackshiat getting the ball out there unless he is playing out of his mind like Game 6 against Boston. He needs the ball 3-5 feet closer.
 
2012-06-12 09:25:21 PM  
Lol, Collison. "You guys gonna make a layup...no...maybe, wait...oh fine I guess I'll run..."
 
2012-06-12 09:25:30 PM  

jayhawk88: Jesus, LeBron must be getting a semi seeing Westbrook guard him.


In real life? He would. In the NBA? Guys can flop at any time and you get called for a foul for being big. So it's not the advantage it would be ordinarily.
 
2012-06-12 09:25:32 PM  

Harry Zach OBalls: TheJoe03: bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.

It's why theelguerodiablo: Everybody drink 5.

We need to make a finals drinking game.

Any time a commentator says tremendous or absolutely, drink


or just drink for every made fg/ft by durant, westbrook, lebron, wade, and harden. it'll be fun!

/and blocks by ibaka?
 
2012-06-12 09:26:03 PM  
Surprising amount of Heat fans in Anchorage.

The local media markets usually show Seattle's stuff, and Mario Chalmers is a graduate of Bartlett High School in Anchorage.

/right next door to where I work
 
2012-06-12 09:26:06 PM  

jayhawk88: Jesus, LeBron must be getting a semi seeing Westbrook guard him.


Westbrook is actually guarding people?! Chalmers was so wide open on that 3.
 
2012-06-12 09:26:17 PM  
No lead is safe in the NBA. Just ask the Spurs.
 
2012-06-12 09:26:50 PM  

jayhawk88: Lol, Collison. "You guys gonna make a layup...no...maybe, wait...oh fine I guess I'll run..."


That's why I still like Collison. That's me! "Dammit I made a nice outlet pass so you would do all the work and I could stand here. Why did you pull it back out? Now I have to cross half-court."
 
2012-06-12 09:27:25 PM  
Wow that Rock of Ages promo looked bad. Like "Get beat out by Avengers 7th week" bad.
 
2012-06-12 09:28:32 PM  
I think the Heat have really found something if they can convince Bosh he needs to keep coming off the bench.
 
2012-06-12 09:28:35 PM  

A Fark Handle: here's what i don't get. everyone is telling the sonics fan to get over and shut up. but doesn't their existence prove their point. if the bobcats or hornets had moved there wouldn't be a mass movement screaming about it. of course clay was always just looking for a team to bring home to okc. he was a boy with a new toy. but instead of taking a team from a city that didn't care (seriously find a bobcat fan), he stole the sonics with an assist from the nba. why? because stern wanted to send a message to every other nba city, "give us what we want or we'll shoot the hostage." that's what so farked up. it was a mob hit to keep the extortion going and most of america is ok with that. they stabbed a pregnant woman to take and keep her baby. ugh...

/that's all i'll say about that.


One question, and let me preface this by saying that I certainly don't have an answer, but, is the NBA overall better or worse off after Seattle's move to Oklahoma City?

I would think that Stern would think in these terms and that his answer would be "yes". The thing of it is that businesses are not intended to make ethical, moral, or emotional decisions. Their only concern are their own good, and, by proxy, the good of the shareholders where applicable.

Unfortunately, sports tends to be highly emotional for many people. It's hyperbolic to say that losing a sports team is akin to a hostage being shot or a pregnant woman being stabbed. It sucks for fans, yes, but there are many worse things in life. Sports fans generally have no perspective.

/First world problems
/White people problems
 
2012-06-12 09:28:49 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: No lead is safe in the NBA. Just ask the Spurs.


Or the Heat is game 2 of last year's finals.
 
2012-06-12 09:29:02 PM  

jayhawk88: Wow that Rock of Ages promo looked bad. Like "Get beat out by Avengers 7th week" bad.


I don't get the appeal of the premise. If you like 80s hair bands, why not enjoy the originals on youtube and save $10?
 
2012-06-12 09:29:18 PM  
I love it when they actually make the 3's they were signed to make.
 
2012-06-12 09:29:29 PM  

Doogled: jayhawk88: Jesus, LeBron must be getting a semi seeing Westbrook guard him.

Westbrook is actually guarding people?! Chalmers was so wide open on that 3.


how did you know that before it happened
 
2012-06-12 09:30:10 PM  
Fish!
 
2012-06-12 09:30:19 PM  
James looks awkward and is trying way too hard
 
2012-06-12 09:30:39 PM  

bulldg4life: I think the Heat have really found something if they can convince Bosh he needs to keep coming off the bench.


I don't see why anyone would have a problem with that anymore - most places have one of their best guys come off the bench.

Big 3 coming up huge, Wade, Battier, and Chalmers. Just like we thought.
 
2012-06-12 09:30:48 PM  
Jayhawks are playing well!
 
2012-06-12 09:30:57 PM  
Lol, it's the Chalmers/Fisher battle we were all looking forward to! SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE!
 
2012-06-12 09:31:46 PM  
You breed velociraptors?
 
2012-06-12 09:32:18 PM  
That ball was coming down and out...not offensive interference.
 
2012-06-12 09:32:24 PM  

A Fark Handle: Harry Zach OBalls: TheJoe03: bulldg4life: The Heat's halfcourt offense is the most awkward thing known to man. Even worse than a new born Giraffe trying to walk.

It's why theelguerodiablo: Everybody drink 5.

We need to make a finals drinking game.

Any time a commentator says tremendous or absolutely, drink

or just drink for every made fg/ft by durant, westbrook, lebron, wade, and harden. it'll be fun!

/and blocks by ibaka?


oh you're talking about that game called 'drink the beer', love that game, good at it too
 
2012-06-12 09:32:42 PM  
What happened to the OKC defense that smothered the best offense in basketball last series. If you can slow down the Spurs half court offense you should destroy the Heats.

Super Nintendo is going off.
 
2012-06-12 09:32:54 PM  
Collison is going to get Perk's minutes if he's not careful.
 
2012-06-12 09:32:58 PM  
That was off the rim.

Too bad they didn't steal the bucket from the Celtics, since that was who got a free stop on the Heat by the refs making the same bad call.

/nice flop, Harden
 
2012-06-12 09:33:08 PM  
Damn James Harden...
 
2012-06-12 09:33:40 PM  
Harden with the Reggie Miller leg kick.
 
2012-06-12 09:33:53 PM  
Looked like it was offensive interference at full seed to me.
 
2012-06-12 09:34:17 PM  

jayhawk88: Collison is going to get Perk's minutes if he's not careful.


This is the Finals! You can't start a white American guy!

/damn Dirk, screwing up my jokes
 
2012-06-12 09:34:30 PM  
Is Jessica Biel the three tittied chick in Total Recall?
 
2012-06-12 09:35:48 PM  

RepoManTSM: Looked like it was offensive interference at full seed to me.


Nah, clearly off the rim and out. Like I said, refs made the same stupid call against the Heat in Game 4 or 5 against the Celtics.

/we all know who Uncle Drew is, Pepsi, you dipsh*ts
 
2012-06-12 09:36:24 PM  

bulldg4life: Is Jessica Biel the three tittied chick in Total Recall?


And featuring Justin Bieber as Kutato!
 
2012-06-12 09:36:30 PM  
So "Uncle Drew" is the new "The Lebrons"? How long til Irving leaves Cleveland?
 
2012-06-12 09:36:43 PM  

Harry Zach OBalls: oh you're talking about that game called 'drink the beer', love that game, good at it too


it's one of my favorites and between the euros, the cup, and this shiat show i'm in "shape"...
 
2012-06-12 09:37:51 PM  
I hate split screen interviews. He don't need to Spots mug to know it's him.
 
2012-06-12 09:37:54 PM  
Heat have no answer for Collison!
 
2012-06-12 09:37:55 PM  
Nick the Quick!

/not the Quick
 
2012-06-12 09:38:06 PM  
After watching Collison's hustle tonight, don't expect too much of Perkins.
 
2012-06-12 09:38:44 PM  
Battier is ON FIRE!
 
2012-06-12 09:38:58 PM  
Well if you had 10 minutes in the 2nd quarter for your first bad Fisher 3, collect your winnings.
 
2012-06-12 09:39:15 PM  
Battier and Collison, dominating. Just like we all expected.
 
2012-06-12 09:41:17 PM  
Van Gundy is the Andy Rooney of the NBA.
 
2012-06-12 09:41:25 PM  
if you bet the over on Shane Battier's point total for game one...claim your prize.
 
2012-06-12 09:42:04 PM  
Oh come on JVG. It was a power struggle. It was in OKC too until Durant took over in the playoffs. Just admit it.
 
2012-06-12 09:42:31 PM  
JVG is kind of glossing over the power struggle thing in OKC, isn't he?

I mean, it took Durant yelling at Westbrook (combined with a few other people) for Westbrook to get it through his head that there is only one A player on OKC.
 
2012-06-12 09:42:34 PM  
If someone has a nice easy shot like that one by Ibaka, don't bother fouling.
 
2012-06-12 09:42:55 PM  
Uncle Drew is clearly Andrew Bynum
 
2012-06-12 09:43:57 PM  
Lol, lots of choirs enjoy that classic Christian favorite "Blister in the Sun".
 
2012-06-12 09:44:19 PM  

IAmRight: Battier and Collison, dominating. Just like we all expected.


smart four year college players will do that.
 
2012-06-12 09:44:48 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Uncle Drew is clearly Andrew Bynum


I didn't see him clothesline anyone with a cane or anything...
 
2012-06-12 09:45:00 PM  
The goddamn Braves serve up a grand slam to the guy with the most grand slams in history. Seriously.

Just throw at A-Rod. You're only giving up one run that way.
 
2012-06-12 09:45:20 PM  
I was agnostic about Ted, that ad made me lean atheist.
 
2012-06-12 09:45:59 PM  

A Fark Handle: smart four year college players will do that.


They were just biding their time. Didn't want to go in and win right away - knew they'd get their time to shine as seniors.
 
2012-06-12 09:46:14 PM  

RepoManTSM: I was agnostic about Ted, that ad made me lean atheist.


I'm watching the hell out of that movie.
 
2012-06-12 09:47:30 PM  
Thunder lose to NBA Champ Lakers in 2010 first round
Thunder lose to NBA Champ Mavericks in 2011 ECF
Thunder _____________________ in 2012 Finals
 
2012-06-12 09:47:54 PM  

RepoManTSM: I was agnostic about Ted, that ad made me lean atheist.


That's about as close to a live-action Family Guy as we're likely to see, right?
 
2012-06-12 09:48:04 PM  

RepoManTSM: I was agnostic about Ted, that ad made me lean atheist.


Needs more funky bunch.
 
2012-06-12 09:48:21 PM  
First time LeBron has been off the court in meaningful minutes in 3 games?
 
2012-06-12 09:48:30 PM  
Why the f*ck would you let Derek Fisher get a coast-to-coast layup?

I like that Wade wanted to wait for him to go by and block from behind but he couldn't slow down that much.
 
2012-06-12 09:48:58 PM  
Whoops...nevermind, (they all look the same to me)
 
2012-06-12 09:49:06 PM  
Damn Fish, where you been?
 
2012-06-12 09:49:26 PM  
Fish is taking over.
 
2012-06-12 09:49:43 PM  
I'm enjoying that it's a Thunder run when they get down 9. The part where they go on a run, not so much.
 
2012-06-12 09:50:29 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: Fish is taking over.


I've been waiting all playoffs for that sentance.
 
2012-06-12 09:50:44 PM  

bulldg4life: Whoops...nevermind, (they all look the same to me)


All minutes look the same?

LeBron was off the court for the baskets before he came on and missed that 3.
 
2012-06-12 09:50:47 PM  
Howard better hurry up.
 
2012-06-12 09:50:48 PM  
Go Fish!
 
2012-06-12 09:51:30 PM  
Are you taking notes Westbrook? This is your series, Chalmers/Wade/Cole have no hope of checking you.
 
2012-06-12 09:51:46 PM  
As much as I hate D Fish...I feel is a mega douche...he's come to play this game. The Thunder needed some veteran presence that's been to the Finals.
 
2012-06-12 09:53:37 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: Fish is taking over.


to be expected. here are the facts:

As of today, only 13 players in NBA history have won more championships than Fisher. Fisher, who was drafted along with Kobe Bryant in the 1996 draft, has worn a Lakers uniform for 13 of his 16 seasons in the league.

In the final five seasons of his initial stint in Los Angeles, the Lakers won three titles and made it to the NBA Finals four times, including Fisher's last season before signing with Golden State as a free agent.

The three seasons in which he never played for Los Angeles were the three worst seasons for the Lakers in Bryant's career.

Fisher spent one of those years (2006-07) playing in Utah, where he helped the Jazz advance to the Western Conference finals for the only time since the Stockton and Malone era, after they failed to make the playoffs the year before.

The following year, Fisher rejoined the Lakers, who lost to the Suns in the first round of the playoffs. Then Los Angeles went to each of the next three NBA Finals.

This season, Fisher was traded to the Rockets before Houston bought out his contract and he signed with the Thunder with 20 games left in the regular season. The franchise is now in the NBA Finals for the first time in 16 years.
 
2012-06-12 09:53:44 PM  
Is OKC the only fanbase that chants their own name?
 
2012-06-12 09:54:11 PM  
Ah they didnt show the ref. Over and back is one of the best ref signals in sports.
 
2012-06-12 09:54:40 PM  
turrible charge call
 
2012-06-12 09:54:47 PM  

IAmRight: Is OKC the only fanbase that chants their own name?


Boston fans have been known to chant "Bullshiat"
 
2012-06-12 09:55:33 PM  

jayhawk88: IAmRight: Is OKC the only fanbase that chants their own name?

Boston fans have been known to chant "Bullshiat"


Nice.
 
2012-06-12 09:55:38 PM  
Bosh should be fined $1M for undercutting and flopping on drawing the charge.
 
2012-06-12 09:56:05 PM  

jayhawk88: IAmRight: Is OKC the only fanbase that chants their own name?

Boston fans have been known to chant "Bullshiat"


Oh, that's a city pride thing. That clears up a lot.
 
2012-06-12 09:56:45 PM  

poughdrew: Bosh should be fined $1M for undercutting and flopping on drawing the charge.


Bosh should be fined because Haslem drew a charge?
 
2012-06-12 09:57:20 PM  
The ever-graceful Shane Battier!
 
2012-06-12 09:57:43 PM  
Gah, 5-on-4 the whole possession and can't even get a good shot.
 
2012-06-12 09:58:02 PM  
The adult diaper dandy Shane Battier!
 
2012-06-12 09:58:13 PM  
Wade would have some how made that.
 
2012-06-12 09:59:01 PM  
Heat starting to brick outside shots...though the Thunder are doing the same.
 
2012-06-12 09:59:16 PM  
Scott Brooks: Coach of the Year right after Mike Brown won it.

/stop f*cking shooting long jumpers, LeBron
//holy sh*t Chalmers, do that more, that was nasty
 
2012-06-12 09:59:34 PM  
Chalmers dominates.
 
2012-06-12 09:59:53 PM  
Super Nintendo with the spin move on Beardo. Now I've seen everything.
 
2012-06-12 10:00:07 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Chalmers dominates.


The Chalminator?
 
2012-06-12 10:01:37 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: mitchcumstein1: Chalmers dominates.

The Chalminator?


If he continues to play well that nickname really needs to stick. Not gonna hold my breath.
 
2012-06-12 10:01:40 PM  
If Juwon Howard can get a ring like this, there's no reason why Karl Malone can't put a uniform on and hang out on the bench hunting Mexican girls for a year.
 
2012-06-12 10:02:11 PM  
Why the Fark would a soccer ball light be useful?
 
2012-06-12 10:02:44 PM  
That how I imagine they determined side dishes in the Hart family dungeon.
 
2012-06-12 10:02:45 PM  

IAmRight: poughdrew: Bosh should be fined $1M for undercutting and flopping on drawing the charge.

Bosh should be fined because Haslem drew a charge?


Well it wasn't Wade or Lebron, so therefore must be Bosh!

/barely watching, working, my job sucks.
 
2012-06-12 10:02:48 PM  
FYI farkers, in the second half be on the lookout for a very attractive woman with a nice rack. She sits to the right of the basket and usually wears something sleeveless that prominently displays her boobies. She never wears the Thunder t-shirt.
 
2012-06-12 10:03:09 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Why the Fark would a soccer ball light be useful?


Night soccer?
 
2012-06-12 10:03:10 PM  

elguerodiablo: If he continues to play well that nickname really needs to stick. Not gonna hold my breath.


The Superintendent is a great nickname.

Zombie Hitler: If Juwon Howard can get a ring like this, there's no reason why Karl Malone can't put a uniform on and hang out on the bench hunting Mexican girls for a year.


They're Cuban in Miami. Yeesh, get your generic brown people in the US chart down.
 
2012-06-12 10:03:16 PM  
That's filthy.
 
2012-06-12 10:03:17 PM  
Durant with something fierce!
 
2012-06-12 10:03:24 PM  

Zombie Hitler: If Juwon Howard can get a ring like this, there's no reason why Karl Malone can't put a uniform on and hang out on the bench hunting Mexican girls for a year.


Yeah but they'd expect him to show up for practices. Get's in the way of.....whatever the hell Karl Malone does.
 
2012-06-12 10:03:49 PM  
Bosh for 3? Oh mercy.
 
2012-06-12 10:03:55 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Why the Fark would a soccer ball light be useful?


I've been wondering why this would be more than anything but a novelty item
 
2012-06-12 10:04:26 PM  

Harry Zach OBalls: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Why the Fark would a soccer ball light be useful?

I've been wondering why this would be more than anything but a novelty item


"We're using our laptop to make football phones!"
 
2012-06-12 10:04:35 PM  
Get Perk out of there, he looks like Greg Oden.
 
2012-06-12 10:04:46 PM  
Wow, Wade, that wasn't even trying to disguise the travel.
 
2012-06-12 10:05:33 PM  

jayhawk88: Get Perk out of there, he looks like a younger Greg Oden.


FTFY
 
2012-06-12 10:05:34 PM  
OMG SCott Brooks mom is the Crypt Keeper.
 
2012-06-12 10:05:57 PM  
Damn, nice moves by Ibaka.
 
2012-06-12 10:05:59 PM  
OKC kust discovered its a lot easier to just throw the ball thru the hoop. Let's see what they do with it
 
2012-06-12 10:06:16 PM  
Ibaka stepping up
 
2012-06-12 10:06:40 PM  
Looks like OKC figured out that Miami has no interior defense.

/really, Battier gets a T?
 
2012-06-12 10:06:46 PM  

4NSpy: Harry Zach OBalls: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Why the Fark would a soccer ball light be useful?

I've been wondering why this would be more than anything but a novelty item

"We're using our laptop to make football phones!"


"We're using our laptop to make maxi pad wireless hotspots"
 
2012-06-12 10:06:51 PM  
What was the double technical for?
 
2012-06-12 10:06:56 PM  
Heat are glad there is only 30 seconds left here
 
2012-06-12 10:07:01 PM  
Russell Westbrook, defined. Great steal, bad near-turnover, nice recovery, technical foul.
 
2012-06-12 10:07:02 PM  

Luther924s: OMG SCott Brooks mom is the Crypt Keeper.


I didn't have sound on and when they were doing that slo-mo zoom in I was terrified. I was expecting her to crawl through my screen.
 
2012-06-12 10:07:39 PM  

TheJoe03: What was the double technical for?


Having human emotions? That's a no-no in the NBA
 
2012-06-12 10:07:46 PM  
So Spiderman is playing in these finals? Is that after he returns from Prometheus drinking a Coors light?
 
2012-06-12 10:08:07 PM  
Westbrook is a punk. Why is that a tech on Battier? Stupid call. Westbrook slammed the ball. Plus the travel.
 
2012-06-12 10:08:20 PM  
lol. Westbrook really is the spazziest
 
2012-06-12 10:08:43 PM  
54-47 Miami, halftime.
 
2012-06-12 10:08:52 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: TheJoe03: What was the double technical for?

Having human emotions? That's a no-no in the NBA


Westbrook definitely earned his - Battier probably did too for walking that direction.
 
2012-06-12 10:09:08 PM  
Thunder got their finals jitters out of the way late in the second, should see a different team come out after the break.
 
2012-06-12 10:09:12 PM  

karmaceutical: Heat are glad there is only 30 seconds left here


Yeah it really feels like Miami should be up about 15 here.
 
2012-06-12 10:09:32 PM  
I'm actually starting to like Westbrook, still kind of a punk but his play has improved and I like emotional players.
 
2012-06-12 10:09:48 PM  

Luther924s: Westbrook is a punk. Why is that a tech on Battier? Stupid call. Westbrook slammed the ball. Plus the travel.


Battier did attempt to walk through him, pretty much. Definitely one of those "let's see what you do" moments.
 
2012-06-12 10:09:52 PM  
Battier has the face of an MMA fighter
 
2012-06-12 10:10:03 PM  
Westbrook has a little crazy in him sometimes.
 
2012-06-12 10:10:04 PM  
OKC has Miami just where they want them
 
2012-06-12 10:10:15 PM  
Why do they always play the most feminine songs during sports? Maroon 5 should be no where near sports broadcasts.
 
2012-06-12 10:10:35 PM  

4NSpy: Thunder got their finals jitters out of the way late in the second, should see a different team come out after the break.


Fortunately Spoelstra tends to make good adjustments at the half.
 
2012-06-12 10:10:55 PM  
has Battier recently undergone a head smoothing? Or is he like a shar pei that gets less wrinkley with age?
 
2012-06-12 10:11:01 PM  

jayhawk88: Zombie Hitler: If Juwon Howard can get a ring like this, there's no reason why Karl Malone can't put a uniform on and hang out on the bench hunting Mexican girls for a year.

Yeah but they'd expect him to show up for practices. Get's in the way of.....whatever the hell Karl Malone does.


Lift weights?
 
2012-06-12 10:11:17 PM  

IAmRight: Luther924s: Westbrook is a punk. Why is that a tech on Battier? Stupid call. Westbrook slammed the ball. Plus the travel.

Battier did attempt to walk through him, pretty much. Definitely one of those "let's see what you do" moments.


At least Westbrook didn't go Metta on him.
 
2012-06-12 10:12:14 PM  
Durant needs at least 15 shots in the second half if OKC has any chance. Seven isn't enough in a half.
 
2012-06-12 10:12:22 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: OKC has Miami just where they want them


The lockerroom?

/Hallways look like the inside of an Applebees.
 
2012-06-12 10:12:28 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: At least Westbrook didn't go Metta on him.


I'd be okay with Battier being fine and Westbrook being suspended for the Finals.
 
2012-06-12 10:13:11 PM  
Someone needs to make it very clear to LeBron James that yelling at Mario Chalmers will not be tolerated. One of you guys do it. I'd whoop LeBron, but it'd be so e-z.
 
2012-06-12 10:13:25 PM  
I like Westbrook mostly because he reminds me of Bodie.
 
2012-06-12 10:13:27 PM  
It's so strange that it's a proven fact that Karl Malone impregnated a 13 year old when he was 19, yet gets absolutely no shiat for it. Meanwhile people still call Kobe rapist
 
2012-06-12 10:14:23 PM  

TheJoe03: Why do they always play the most feminine songs during sports? Maroon 5 should be no where near sports broadcasts.


They need to auto tune the good job good effort kid and throw that shot over a boomin techno tracl with some guitar riffs. Best sports anthem eva.
 
2012-06-12 10:14:50 PM  

Luther924s: Olfin Bedwere: OKC has Miami just where they want them

The lockerroom?

/Hallways look like the inside of an Applebees.


Well, given they were down by 15 at half last game vs. the Spurs and won by 8 . . . maybe.

:)
 
2012-06-12 10:14:57 PM  

you are a puppet: It's so strange that it's a proven fact that Karl Malone impregnated a 13 year old when he was 19, yet gets absolutely no shiat for it. Meanwhile people still call Kobe rapist


Did Karl Malone's incident happen post-social media and blogging? No? Well, that's why.
 
2012-06-12 10:15:04 PM  
I'm not holding my breath. This Thunder team can still win by 30.
 
2012-06-12 10:15:21 PM  
So if you're Spo, why wouldn't you just start Cole in the second half, and tell him it's his job to get a second T on Westbrook?
 
2012-06-12 10:16:19 PM  

IAmRight: you are a puppet: It's so strange that it's a proven fact that Karl Malone impregnated a 13 year old when he was 19, yet gets absolutely no shiat for it. Meanwhile people still call Kobe rapist

Did Karl Malone's incident happen post-social media and blogging? No? Well, that's why.


The revelation did, yes.
 
2012-06-12 10:16:23 PM  

jayhawk88: So if you're Spo, why wouldn't you just start Cole in the second half, and tell him it's his job to get a second T on Westbrook?


Dammit Cole is actually pretty good, he might be useful.
 
2012-06-12 10:16:48 PM  

jayhawk88: So if you're Spo, why wouldn't you just start Cole in the second half, and tell him it's his job to get a second T on Westbrook?


Because that might actually help the Thunder?
 
2012-06-12 10:17:37 PM  

you are a puppet: The revelation did, yes.


Finding out something happened 20 years after it happened tends to soften the impact, as does the fact that Karl Malone is never in the news for anything - meanwhile, Kobe was playing every day.
 
2012-06-12 10:17:39 PM  

IAmRight: jayhawk88: So if you're Spo, why wouldn't you just start Cole in the second half, and tell him it's his job to get a second T on Westbrook?

Dammit Cole is actually pretty good, he might be useful.


Westbrook would be gone, and Cole'd only have 1 T.

Sounds like a plan to me.
 
2012-06-12 10:18:30 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Westbrook would be gone, and Cole'd only have 1 T.


Well, you do have to assume he can get Westbrook to go for it with just one T's worth of stuff.

/which he probably can. Solid point.
 
2012-06-12 10:18:55 PM  
Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless
LeBron again COLD from outside - made 1 lucky jumper off glass. MUST ATTACK DURANT, make him foul and work harder on D. GUTS, LeBron!


Stop making me like LeBron!
 
2012-06-12 10:20:12 PM  

Olfin Bedwere: jayhawk88: So if you're Spo, why wouldn't you just start Cole in the second half, and tell him it's his job to get a second T on Westbrook?

Because that might actually help the Thunder?


I think you'd trade Cole for Westbrook, especially when it means more of Fisher on the court. I know he's been good this half but he's also Derek "I was about to lose my job to Steve Blake" Fisher.
 
2012-06-12 10:20:20 PM  
Second half and I'm still scared we are looking at:
Miami -G1
OKC- G2
Miami-G3
Miami- G4
Miami- G5
/me sad
 
2012-06-12 10:21:16 PM  

IAmRight: you are a puppet: The revelation did, yes.

Finding out something happened 20 years after it happened tends to soften the impact, as does the fact that Karl Malone is never in the news for anything - meanwhile, Kobe was playing every day.


Finding out Calvin Murphy molested his kids 20 years ago didn't soften the impact. Malone really has gotten a complete pass. He still got interviews on FOX News after.
 
2012-06-12 10:21:17 PM  

RepoManTSM: Stop making me like LeBron!


See, if LeBron wins, both Skip Bayless AND I stop talking about him! We stop having LeBron threads all the time! We can talk about basketball!
 
2012-06-12 10:22:34 PM  
Last Resort looks interesting.
 
2012-06-12 10:22:49 PM  

jayhawk88: Olfin Bedwere: jayhawk88: So if you're Spo, why wouldn't you just start Cole in the second half, and tell him it's his job to get a second T on Westbrook?

Because that might actually help the Thunder?

I think you'd trade Cole for Westbrook, especially when it means more of Fisher on the court. I know he's been good this half but he's also Derek "I was about to lose my job to Steve Blake" Fisher.


Well, it might help the Thunder by preventing Westbrook from going 6 for 25 from the field.
 
2012-06-12 10:22:57 PM  

you are a puppet: Finding out Calvin Murphy molested his kids 20 years ago didn't soften the impact.


I didn't hear about that.

/I also don't give a sh*t about Calvin Murphy, so that might have something to do with it
//if you want to keep acting like I'm not telling you exactly why no one gave a sh*t, then just say you're upset that Karl Malone doesn't get more sh*t, instead of asking stupid hypothetical questions
 
2012-06-12 10:23:24 PM  

TheManofPA: Second half and I'm still scared we are looking at:
Miami -G1
OKC- G2
Miami-G3
Miami- G4
Miami- G5
/me sad


Spurs went up 2 early and then Brooks made some defensive adjustments and they killed the rest of the games. Brooks can and will make adjustments it just takes him a while.
 
2012-06-12 10:24:24 PM  

IAmRight: you are a puppet: Finding out Calvin Murphy molested his kids 20 years ago didn't soften the impact.

I didn't hear about that.

/I also don't give a sh*t about Calvin Murphy, so that might have something to do with it
//if you want to keep acting like I'm not telling you exactly why no one gave a sh*t, then just say you're upset that Karl Malone doesn't get more sh*t, instead of asking stupid hypothetical questions


Sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad. Uh...Philip Rivers for MVP!
 
2012-06-12 10:24:25 PM  
Figured out who "Uncle Drew" is. It's Drew Gooden.
 
2012-06-12 10:24:39 PM  
Kevin Durant: 13 points in the first half
Shane Battier: 13 points in the first half on one fewer shot

I think we know who the real best pure scorer in the league is.

/yes, I'm being ridiculous
//gotta make sure it's said before the numbers aren't even close
 
2012-06-12 10:25:24 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Figured out who "Uncle Drew" is. It's Drew Gooden.


Drew Curtis.
 
2012-06-12 10:25:28 PM  

RepoManTSM: Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless
LeBron again COLD from outside - made 1 lucky jumper off glass. MUST ATTACK DURANT, make him foul and work harder on D. GUTS, LeBron!

Stop making me like LeBron!


You have to wonder what it would take for Skip to stop bashing LeBron.

@RealSkipBayless Sure LeBron has revealed himself to be Jesus, the Son of God, come to bring perfect peace and paradise on Earth to us all, but why hasn't he been working on his free throws?
 
2012-06-12 10:26:19 PM  
Do people actually buy posters anymore?
 
2012-06-12 10:27:08 PM  

elguerodiablo: Spurs went up 2 early and then Brooks made some defensive adjustments and they killed the rest of the games. Brooks can and will make adjustments it just takes him a while.


adjusting to an old duncan and parker's drive off of pick and rolls is slightly different than adjusting to the lebron/wade force of nature.
 
2012-06-12 10:27:08 PM  
Threeball, Durant.
 
2012-06-12 10:27:13 PM  

IAmRight: /yes, I'm being ridiculous
//gotta make sure it's said before the numbers aren't even close


Feels like we might be headed for a Durantula 3rd.
 
2012-06-12 10:27:40 PM  
You MIGHT want to cover Kevin Durant. Just an idea. Holy f*ck.

/I see that was a "if he misses this layup, I'm calling a foul" foul of no contact
 
2012-06-12 10:28:24 PM  
Can't waste FTs against this team, shiat.
 
2012-06-12 10:28:24 PM  
Ball don't lie, Sefolosha, you layup-missing hack.
 
2012-06-12 10:28:26 PM  
Westbrook would have dunked that with his teeth.
 
2012-06-12 10:29:10 PM  
OMFG THERE WAS NO FOUL THERE! THE FIX IS IN DAVID STERN DID IT
 
2012-06-12 10:29:38 PM  
Threeball, Bron Bron.

Heat 7-for-11 from 3.
 
2012-06-12 10:30:07 PM  
Good thing Westbrook made that because he was gonna get crucified for passing up an open Durant.
 
2012-06-12 10:30:31 PM  
Apparently hustling for the ball is a foul now. Sorry Ibaka.
 
2012-06-12 10:30:45 PM  
Lulz... no hops for you Battier. Maybe 20 years ago.
 
2012-06-12 10:30:47 PM  
Good job on that FT, Dookie.
 
2012-06-12 10:30:57 PM  
Who's the 'tard making bird calls?
 
2012-06-12 10:31:36 PM  
Nice Tim Duncan impression, Haslem.
 
2012-06-12 10:31:48 PM  

IAmRight: I like Westbrook mostly because he reminds me of Bodie.


I can understand the connection. Hopefully, Westbrook's pride won't kill him.
 
2012-06-12 10:31:50 PM  

kmaywfec: Apparently hustling for the ball is a foul now. Sorry Ibaka.


Yeah, when you take out a guy's legs, you get called for fouls.
 
2012-06-12 10:31:53 PM  

robsul82: Good job on that FT, Dookie.


Coach K is going to make him run lines after the game for missing that.
 
2012-06-12 10:32:14 PM  
The Swiss with the dish!
 
2012-06-12 10:32:29 PM  

IAmRight: I like Westbrook mostly because he reminds me of Bodie.


OMFG, never realized the likeness till now.

/OKC is playing beautiful D right now.
 
2012-06-12 10:32:31 PM  

robsul82: Nice Tim Duncan impression, Haslem.


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-12 10:32:33 PM  
Chalmers, why do you suck so much at outlet passes?
 
2012-06-12 10:32:38 PM  
haha, Westbrook there: "I deserve this shot"
 
2012-06-12 10:32:41 PM  
Well we have officially entered the Russell Westbrook Stupid Zone.
 
2012-06-12 10:32:45 PM  
I find it hilarious the Heat all glued their pubes to Haslems face and he apparently hasnt even noticed.

Gorilla Mask.
 
2012-06-12 10:32:51 PM  

IAmRight: Who's the 'tard making bird calls?


I think the guy in the brick outfit behind the basket.
 
2012-06-12 10:32:54 PM  

Doogled: robsul82: Nice Tim Duncan impression, Haslem.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 399x299]


It was the same FACE, even. lol
 
2012-06-12 10:33:53 PM  
The Heat have gone in to their cycle of "we can't pass at all"
 
2012-06-12 10:33:55 PM  
Why is Westbrook taking a heat check shot after he's been bricking the previous ones?
 
2012-06-12 10:33:55 PM  
I'm really sick of these "Sefolosha misses a shot, so let's call a foul" fouls.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:15 PM  
It'd be super if you didn't biatch up at the close quarters and blow these 3-point play possibilities, dude.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:36 PM  

elguerodiablo: I find it hilarious the Heat all glued their pubes to Haslems face and he apparently hasnt even noticed.

Gorilla Mask.


Ok, that's hilarious.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:50 PM  
OKC fans need to get a bunch of signs, and do like they did in Forrest Gump. Every time Sefolosha makes a steal they just throw up a big "Throw it to Durant" sign.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:55 PM  

jayhawk88: Well we have officially entered the Russell Westbrook Stupid Zone.


lol, It's an amazing hedge maze, with like, minotaurs and shiat.
 
2012-06-12 10:35:02 PM  
58-57 Miami, 7:44 3rd

Timeout, Heat.
 
2012-06-12 10:35:04 PM  
I mean, can we at least award BS fouls to people that have earned them, not someone named Thabo who has now bricked an untouched layup and a dunk where he landed on a guy?
 
2012-06-12 10:35:14 PM  
fadedinthepaint.com
 
2012-06-12 10:35:27 PM  
1 point game. Strange game so far. 2 of the Marginal 9 in double figures.
 
2012-06-12 10:35:54 PM  

robsul82: It'd be super if you didn't biatch up at the close quarters and blow these 3-point play possibilities, dude.


They wouldn't have called the fouls if they went in - and neither were fouls. Sh*t, there wasn't even contact on the Chalmers one.
 
2012-06-12 10:36:05 PM  

IAmRight: kmaywfec: Apparently hustling for the ball is a foul now. Sorry Ibaka.

Yeah, when you take out a guy's legs, you get called for fouls.


Or when you dive on the floor and the guy trips over you, you get called.
 
2012-06-12 10:36:29 PM  

IAmRight: I'm really sick of these "Sefolosha misses a shot, so let's call a foul" fouls.


Once is bothersome. More than once begins a terrible pattern.
 
2012-06-12 10:37:12 PM  

kmaywfec: Or when you dive on the floor and the guy trips over you, you get called.


When the other guy has the ball, yeah, you do get called for that. I realize you're a Thunder fan so you've probably never seen basketball played before, but that's how the sport works.
 
2012-06-12 10:37:35 PM  

IAmRight: They wouldn't have called the fouls if they went in - and neither were fouls. Sh*t, there wasn't even contact on the Chalmers one.


Didn't we all agree in some past thread that Heat, Lakers, and Spurs fans shouldn't biatch about bad calls?
 
2012-06-12 10:38:01 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Once is bothersome. More than once begins a terrible pattern.


I mean, I don't mind if they give Durant the benefit of the doubt on plays like that. But Sefolosha? You have to earn benefit of the doubt.
 
2012-06-12 10:38:50 PM  
p.twimg.com
 
2012-06-12 10:38:59 PM  
www.suisse-blog.ch
Thabo "the swiss answer" Sefolosha
 
2012-06-12 10:39:02 PM  

TheJoe03: Didn't we all agree in some past thread that Heat, Lakers, and Spurs fans shouldn't biatch about bad calls?


No, they shouldn't complain about the refs fixing games against them. Bad calls happen all the time.
 
2012-06-12 10:39:30 PM  
3 on Wade.
 
2012-06-12 10:40:07 PM  

RepoManTSM: [p.twimg.com image 600x803]


Doombot?
 
2012-06-12 10:40:18 PM  
Gonna give the game away going 50% from the line against the Heat.
 
2012-06-12 10:40:25 PM  
What's with Wade double-clutching on, seemingly, every shot now?
 
2012-06-12 10:40:31 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Why the Fark would a soccer ball light be useful?


So sovver fans can install tampons after the sun goes down
 
2012-06-12 10:40:35 PM  

IAmRight: kmaywfec: Or when you dive on the floor and the guy trips over you, you get called.

When the other guy has the ball, yeah, you do get called for that. I realize you're a Thunder fan so you've probably never seen basketball played before, but that's how the sport works.


You'd be right except that it was a loose ball.
 
2012-06-12 10:40:41 PM  
Wade, virtually no one makes it when they have the ball, pause, step back, then shoot. Stop doing that.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:02 PM  

TheJoe03: IAmRight: They wouldn't have called the fouls if they went in - and neither were fouls. Sh*t, there wasn't even contact on the Chalmers one.

Didn't we all agree in some past thread that Heat, Lakers, and Spurs fans shouldn't biatch about bad calls?


Celts fans are on that list to.

Lost $800 on a quick 3 on Kobe game in the Boston-Lakers finals.

It was money I had made on the other playoff games and baseball but still sucked badly. I did learn to never bet on basketball until i figure out the Stern fix system.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:10 PM  
Jesus Westbrook.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:30 PM  
LeBron ain't gonna miss those layups, OKC.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:47 PM  

bulldg4life: What's with Wade double-clutching on, seemingly, every shot now?


He was shamed by Vin Diesel?

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-12 10:41:47 PM  
Haha, Wade and Westbrook suck.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:53 PM  
Chalmers with an outstanding outlet pass to the second row
 
2012-06-12 10:41:55 PM  

kmaywfec: You'd be right except that it was a loose ball.


You'd be right except Battier had already dribbled it once and it was right under him.

F*CKING CHALMERS YOU CAN'T OUTLET PASS FOR SH*T STOP WASTING POSSESSIONS
 
2012-06-12 10:42:11 PM  
3 lashes for Super Mario tonight... Daddy Wade did not like that.
 
2012-06-12 10:42:22 PM  
iamkoream.com

OK, USA.

/fark miami, fark lebron and fark dwade.
 
2012-06-12 10:43:03 PM  

bulldg4life: Chalmers with an outstanding outlet pass to the second row


He is easily the worst outlet passer in the NBA. And with Wade and James on his team, he's got no excuse for being awful at it.
 
2012-06-12 10:43:09 PM  
You can say what you want about Scott Brooks' mom but when she pops out those dentures she gives amazing gummers.

Shudders.
 
2012-06-12 10:43:28 PM  
Fun stuff so far.

Let's go basketball!

/and not Wade!
 
2012-06-12 10:43:34 PM  
Better flop matchup: Manu & Harden or Wade & Harden?
 
2012-06-12 10:43:56 PM  
Way to rotate the ball Thunder...
 
2012-06-12 10:44:07 PM  
3 on Harden.
 
2012-06-12 10:44:12 PM  

elguerodiablo: You can say what you want about Scott Brooks' mom but when she pops out those dentures she gives amazing gummers.

Shudders.


And then afterward? "Give us a kiss"
 
2012-06-12 10:45:10 PM  
Chewy wiffs it.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:13 PM  
I can think of 6 differences between the Thunder and Celtics. Moron.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:29 PM  
Give LeBron the f*cking ball. He'd see that Battier is wide the f*ck open and give him the ball instead of shooting the sh*t Wade's shooting.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:32 PM  
And Westbrook pulls the douchiest move in all of basketball.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:32 PM  
Cmon Thunder start hitting those shots
 
2012-06-12 10:45:36 PM  
OKC had no idea what to do with those second chance opportunities. Ugly shots.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:36 PM  
lol

what a silly way to get a foul
 
2012-06-12 10:45:46 PM  
Ugh I hate that move.
 
2012-06-12 10:45:52 PM  
Harden should shave his beard after the first OKC loss in this series. Just to make Miami think "Oh shiat what does this mean?" I think it would be worth at least an extra 6 or 7 points for him.
 
2012-06-12 10:46:07 PM  
Wade, if Battier is hot, give the man the ball.
 
2012-06-12 10:46:38 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Wade, if Battier is hot, give the man the ball.


NO! MY DOUBLE-CLUTCH LONG JUMPERS WILL FALL! SILENCE!
 
2012-06-12 10:46:48 PM  
Why did they leave him open...
 
2012-06-12 10:46:50 PM  
Threeball, Battier, his 4th of the night.
 
2012-06-12 10:46:55 PM  
that move is very gay, I mean this in a literal sense
 
2012-06-12 10:46:56 PM  
And exactly what I asked for comes true. Thank you guys!
 
2012-06-12 10:47:07 PM  

IAmRight: Give LeBron the f*cking ball. He'd see that Battier is wide the f*ck open and give him the ball instead of shooting the sh*t Wade's shooting.


Called it.
 
2012-06-12 10:47:31 PM  
Stopping short isn't a foul, it's a sexual technique

4.bp.blogspot.com

/jumping into a defender, putting out a leg on a jump shot, stopping short...fark that...give them the ball but no shots
 
2012-06-12 10:47:58 PM  
They give that continuation? Biatch please. Shut up VanG
 
2012-06-12 10:48:02 PM  

Doogled: Better flop matchup: Manu & Harden or Wade & Harden?


My head just exploded.
 
2012-06-12 10:48:25 PM  
Did LeBron just get a continuation call on a foul that happened at the elbow where he took another step and dunked the ball?
 
2012-06-12 10:49:06 PM  

bulldg4life: Did LeBron just get a continuation call on a foul that happened at the elbow where he took another step and dunked the ball?


Yes
 
2012-06-12 10:49:18 PM  
Oh good, they gave the Lizard some kind of smoke powers, because Amazing wasn't going to be crappy enough.
 
2012-06-12 10:49:21 PM  
How many steps do you get on a continuation? LeBron took 3 (I think) there.

Anyways, I'd enjoy this series a lot more if Wade and Westbrook weren't there.
 
2012-06-12 10:49:48 PM  
Damnit Ice Cube, you are one of my favorite OG rappers, why you gotta sell out more and more every year?
 
2012-06-12 10:49:52 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: stopping short


I just shove people that stop short on me ever since someone did it when I wasn't expecting it (they had a breakaway and I don't have the athleticism to jump over someone to block it, but I wanted to be there in case they missed) and I went ass-over-teakettle and sprained both my thumbs as I tried to break my fall. If I'm gonna get called for a foul anyway, let them have all the injury risk.
 
2012-06-12 10:50:03 PM  

bulldg4life: Did LeBron just get a continuation call on a foul that happened at the elbow where he took another step and dunked the ball?


Two steps.
 
2012-06-12 10:50:12 PM  
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
 
2012-06-12 10:50:18 PM  

Doogled: Anyways, I'd enjoy this series a lot more if Wade and Westbrook weren't there.


I think it is only fair that both sets of fans have someone where they can go "OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!? STOP KILLING THE MOMENTUM!" during different periods of a game
 
2012-06-12 10:51:01 PM  

TheJoe03: Doogled: Better flop matchup: Manu & Harden or Wade & Harden?

My head just exploded.


As it stands Manu-Harden have executed an incredibly rare double pirouette flop together. While they have great chemistry and have the whole series in front of them its going to be hard to top that.
 
2012-06-12 10:51:03 PM  

jayhawk88: They give that continuation? Biatch please. Shut up VanG


That was pretty terrible.

Okay, we're even with that and the "offensive goaltending" canceling out both of Sefolosha's "I can't finish" fouls.
 
2012-06-12 10:51:13 PM  
Folks, this bashing of Jeff Van Gundy is pretty reprehensible. I would pray for your souls but you obviously have none. Go fark yourselves. Carry on Jeff, carry on.
 
2012-06-12 10:51:54 PM  
Hey, at least this version of Spider Man can use the web cannons from "Revenge of the Sinister Six".

What? I can't bring some nerd in here? Then tell them to stop showing those commercials!
 
2012-06-12 10:52:04 PM  

TheJoe03: Damnit Ice Cube, you are one of my favorite OG rappers, why you gotta sell out more and more every year?


Get out his boof!
 
2012-06-12 10:52:23 PM  
wow

Scott Brooks doesn't have a contract for next year? What, exactly, are they waiting on?
 
2012-06-12 10:52:27 PM  

bulldg4life: Doogled: Anyways, I'd enjoy this series a lot more if Wade and Westbrook weren't there.

I think it is only fair that both sets of fans have someone where they can go "OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!? STOP KILLING THE MOMENTUM!" during different periods of a game


That's the point of this series though. If Wade keeps his ego in check and lets James win it, they succeed. If Westbrook has his ego in check and let's Durant win it, they succeed. The problem is that Westbrook wants to be Batman and there is a 5-10 percent chance that Wade set up this Heat squad to troll LeBron
 
2012-06-12 10:52:33 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Folks, this bashing of Jeff Van Gundy is pretty reprehensible. I would pray for your souls but you obviously have none. Go fark yourselves. Carry on Jeff, carry on.


I like JVG but calling that a "good continuation" is just indefensible, especially when he rails on flopping and such.
 
2012-06-12 10:52:48 PM  
Hey, Mike Miller technically didn't give up points there!

/but seriously, if he can't make threes get him off the court and put James Jones in.
 
2012-06-12 10:53:13 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Hey, at least this version of Spider Man can use the web cannons from "Revenge of the Sinister Six".

What? I can't bring some nerd in here? Then tell them to stop showing those commercials!


Think this movie will have an "oh snap" moment?
 
2012-06-12 10:53:27 PM  
Play through it Chalmers.
 
2012-06-12 10:53:36 PM  
Titty slap. Got him right in the cigarettes.
 
2012-06-12 10:53:52 PM  
That hit reminded me of the Euro league stuff I've been watching during the afternoons...
 
2012-06-12 10:53:55 PM  

bulldg4life: Doogled: Anyways, I'd enjoy this series a lot more if Wade and Westbrook weren't there.

I think it is only fair that both sets of fans have someone where they can go "OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!? STOP KILLING THE MOMENTUM!" during different periods of a game


You've still got Chalmers and... um... Daequan Cook I guess?!
 
2012-06-12 10:54:03 PM  
Titty twister from Fish?
 
2012-06-12 10:54:20 PM  

elguerodiablo: TheJoe03: Doogled: Better flop matchup: Manu & Harden or Wade & Harden?

My head just exploded.

As it stands Manu-Harden have executed an incredibly rare double pirouette flop together. While they have great chemistry and have the whole series in front of them its going to be hard to top that.


Yeah, plus Manu is still the king of flops and apparently Harden learned his game by watching Manu.
 
2012-06-12 10:54:30 PM  

jayhawk88: I like JVG but calling that a "good continuation" is just indefensible


The only justification is that LeBron is past Durant when he's fouling him. But I'd still say that it was a bad call and now it's 2-2 in bad calls.
 
2012-06-12 10:54:33 PM  
Hitting Mario Chalmers in the throat should carry the same punishment as giving AIDS to a bald eagle.
 
2012-06-12 10:54:34 PM  

TheManofPA: dj_spanmaster: Hey, at least this version of Spider Man can use the web cannons from "Revenge of the Sinister Six".

What? I can't bring some nerd in here? Then tell them to stop showing those commercials!

Think this movie will have an "oh snap" moment?


They have to wait to re-introduce the Goblin for that, right?
 
2012-06-12 10:54:39 PM  
Heat don't seem to be on the offensive glass much in this quarter
 
2012-06-12 10:54:50 PM  

TheJoe03: Damnit Ice Cube, you are one of my favorite OG rappers, why you gotta sell out more and more every year?


? He made "Are we there yet?" 6 years ago. He should be long dead to you by now.

* pours out rest of coors light
 
2012-06-12 10:54:58 PM  
4 on Supernintendo
 
2012-06-12 10:55:39 PM  

jayhawk88: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Folks, this bashing of Jeff Van Gundy is pretty reprehensible. I would pray for your souls but you obviously have none. Go fark yourselves. Carry on Jeff, carry on.

I like JVG but calling that a "good continuation" is just indefensible, especially when he rails on flopping and such.


When his real wish comes true, we will find out if he forgives you.
 
2012-06-12 10:55:46 PM  
WTF Wade, now you're even bricking those plays?
 
2012-06-12 10:56:31 PM  
"Died 18 years later."

Good story Jeff, good effort!
 
2012-06-12 10:56:32 PM  
3rd quarter almost over
 
2012-06-12 10:56:34 PM  
Did JVG just put a death curse on Cheeks?
 
2012-06-12 10:56:48 PM  

TheManofPA: dj_spanmaster: Hey, at least this version of Spider Man can use the web cannons from "Revenge of the Sinister Six".

What? I can't bring some nerd in here? Then tell them to stop showing those commercials!

Think this movie will have an "oh snap" moment?


I seem to remember a scene that sort of resembled that one, but I don't think they can make that move in the first film.
 
2012-06-12 10:56:52 PM  
Van Gundy is a crazy cat lady.
 
2012-06-12 10:56:57 PM  
Is it really splitting the defense if you don't get through it?
 
2012-06-12 10:57:03 PM  
3 on Haslem

Make your damn free throws, OKC.
 
2012-06-12 10:57:04 PM  
Lots of whistles.
 
2012-06-12 10:57:07 PM  
Wade is bricking the ridiculous driving lay-ups but making free throws? We're through the looking glass here, folks
 
2012-06-12 10:57:10 PM  

phimuskapsi: That hit reminded me of the Euro league stuff I've been watching during the afternoons...


Always wanted to watch some Euro hoops, any suggestions for what teams to watch out for. I know Real Madrid and Olympiokios (sp) are good, not sure about the rest. Are they doing UEFA style stuff right now?
 
2012-06-12 10:57:34 PM  
Heat are picking up a lot of silly fouls. Save those for when a guy is going to the hoop.
 
2012-06-12 10:57:50 PM  

jayhawk88: TheManofPA: dj_spanmaster: Hey, at least this version of Spider Man can use the web cannons from "Revenge of the Sinister Six".

What? I can't bring some nerd in here? Then tell them to stop showing those commercials!

Think this movie will have an "oh snap" moment?

They have to wait to re-introduce the Goblin for that, right?


I love the joke I heard the other day.

"How would you describe Parker's relationship with Stacey?"
"Abridged."
 
2012-06-12 10:58:12 PM  
OKC just can't get over the hump.
 
2012-06-12 10:58:22 PM  
Everyone but Fisher should be driving.
 
2012-06-12 10:58:34 PM  

jayhawk88: OKC just can't get over the hump.


spoke too soon.
 
2012-06-12 10:58:35 PM  
And one, Westbrook!
 
2012-06-12 10:58:46 PM  
 
2012-06-12 10:58:49 PM  
Wade just failed to score on Derek Fisher.

Is that worse or not than Harden failing to score on Mike Miller?

/should've done what it took to get Westbrook that second T