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2012-06-12 08:46:25 PM
Is there a video?
 
2012-06-12 08:46:48 PM
I see that they are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude...
 
2012-06-12 08:48:16 PM
if done correctly, there is no a defense...now show me "paint the fence"
 
2012-06-12 08:48:48 PM
If ever there was a need for a video...
 
2012-06-12 08:49:14 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: I see that they are building a fighting fworce of extrwaordinary magnitwude...


FTFY, pet peeve.
 
2012-06-12 08:50:45 PM
China has declared war on Bollywood!
 
2012-06-12 08:54:26 PM
"You will be in sync or you will be shot"!
 
2012-06-12 08:56:06 PM
We are no match for these Chinese supermen!
 
2012-06-12 08:56:36 PM
You bastard! You killed my master!

img4i.www.spoki.lv

Now I must improve my kung fu skills!

obrigatoly
 
2012-06-12 09:02:00 PM
No can defense!!!
 
2012-06-12 09:04:50 PM
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part. From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip.
 
2012-06-12 09:06:20 PM
I need a video to this!

This would be amazing to smoke to.
 
2012-06-12 09:09:30 PM
These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
 
2012-06-12 09:11:56 PM
You know, if you gave these guys some hankies and bells, you could put on the world's biggest Morris dance.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:55 PM
Those cats were fast as lightning in color coordinated costumes...
In fact it was a little bit frightening in color coordina...

Naw, the rhythm's all screwed up.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:58 PM
Cats, expert timing, etc.

/ha!
 
2012-06-12 09:16:50 PM
Was it a Ballroom blitz?
 
2012-06-12 09:21:57 PM
Knowing that they do this every year, adds to or detract from the awe?


Last year
 
2012-06-12 09:29:00 PM
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Every one of them farted at the same time.

Couldn't help it
 
2012-06-12 09:30:14 PM
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
 
2012-06-12 09:36:08 PM
I was lucky enough to go to the Southern Wushu training hall next to the Pearl River in Guangzhou. One of the women instructing the kids was super-hot, strutting around with a riding crop to beat the shins of the ones that didn't jump high enough. She was like Ilsa the she-wolf of the SS (Southern Shaolin).
The wushu in the south isn't as poofy and cheerleadery as it seems to be in Tagou.
 
2012-06-12 09:36:20 PM

Kanemano: Knowing that they do this every year, adds to or detract from the awe?


Last year


The guy on the left was out of step.....
 
2012-06-12 09:44:07 PM
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The "Total Recall" remake is looking good


/Two weeks
 
2012-06-12 09:56:12 PM
Erik, sweetie, are you having nightmares about the Chinese again?

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/The precision of their movements is made even more impressive by their massive numbers.
 
2012-06-12 10:00:21 PM
Extraordinary moment 10,000 students put on a perfectly-synchronised show

And by misspelling synchronized, they alleviated themselves of the need to be truthful.
 
2012-06-12 10:08:24 PM
26 years in Hong Kong and I have yet to see a single Kung Fu fight in the streets.

/disappointed
//but not with the women
 
2012-06-12 10:12:40 PM

0Icky0: 26 years in Hong Kong and I have yet to see a single Kung Fu fight in the streets.


So, number of kung fu fights started by you : 0

/lamesauce
 
2012-06-12 10:47:38 PM
Do you know how I can prove I wasn't there? Not one dude was out of place.
 
2012-06-12 11:00:26 PM
It would be even cooler if it was a random flashmob.
 
2012-06-12 11:05:25 PM
Based on the fact that there isnt a video, just stills.. im going to assume the synchronization was less than the described "perfect"
 
2012-06-12 11:15:21 PM
Pictured: The beginnings of The Borg, circa 2012.
 
2012-06-12 11:54:25 PM

Dahnkster: You bastard! You killed my master!

[img4i.www.spoki.lv image 620x465]

Now I must improve my kung fu skills!

obrigatoly


man this baby has gotten a lot of mileage on the interwebz. i wonder how old he is now.
 
2012-06-12 11:59:55 PM

harlock: Is there a video?


It's basically this, except more people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yso4igoMIuU&t=40s

(video is a little dark at the beginning, couldn't find an HD version)

I wouldn't be at all surprised if they used "A Man Should Better Himself" (Wong Fei Hung's theme song, for lack of a better term) for the performance, as well.
 
2012-06-13 12:02:31 AM

0Icky0: 26 years in Hong Kong and I have yet to see a single Kung Fu fight in the streets.

/disappointed
//but not with the women


Are the women as materialistic as the ones from HK I went to college with were?
 
2012-06-13 12:04:36 AM

Dahnkster: You bastard! You killed my master!

Now I must improve my kung fu skills!


lol

Siiiifuuuuuuuuuuu!
 
2012-06-13 12:16:52 AM
That's good, but it's National Day when they go all out. (Skip ahead an hour for the heavy artillery.)
 
2012-06-13 01:08:29 AM
Nothing beats that Michael Jackson Thriller Video though. See he danced in sync with zombies BEFORE it was cool.
Oh and one nuke would clear out that dancing tribe of chinks in three beats.
 
2012-06-13 01:38:02 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Are the women as materialistic as the ones from HK I went to college with were?


Oh yes. Yes.
But not fat and materialistic.
 
2012-06-13 01:38:54 AM

swangoatman: Oh and one nuke would clear out that dancing tribe of chinks in three beats.


Talk like that is what got MacArthur fired.
 
2012-06-13 09:12:47 AM
And yet, when faced with an opponent, they'll still attack one at a time.

And you'll just want another fight in an hour.
 
2012-06-13 09:51:11 AM
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2012-06-13 11:03:57 AM

0Icky0: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Are the women as materialistic as the ones from HK I went to college with were?

Oh yes. Yes.
But not fat and materialistic.


Haha. That's so what I remember.
 
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