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(WWTDD)   Lindsay Lohan to star alongside veteran actor of more than 1200 films. 1198 of which subby has seen   (wwtdd.com) divider line 65
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2012-06-12 06:13:37 PM
So this is the closest Lohan will ever get to exploring porn? Ok then.
 
2012-06-12 06:28:54 PM
She used to be gorgeous. I still want to see her naked.
 
2012-06-12 06:29:22 PM
Finally, she will be using her talents.
 
2012-06-12 06:41:38 PM
"more then" ?

when?
 
2012-06-12 06:42:38 PM
I thought James Deen was one of Paula Deen's kids.

Should have named himself James Peen.
 
2012-06-12 06:56:17 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I thought James Deen was one of Paula Deen's kids.

Should have named himself James Peen.


He's quite the hottie.

And brutal. Big player on a BDSM site I'm fond of.
 
2012-06-12 06:57:14 PM

R.A.Danny: She used to be gorgeous. I still want to see her naked.


They can do incredible things with CGI these days, though I'm not sure the technology is quite up to the task of de-wreckifying Lohan yet.
 
2012-06-12 06:58:30 PM

poonesfarm: de-wreckifying


What about re-wreckifying?
 
2012-06-12 06:59:44 PM

R.A.Danny: poonesfarm: de-wreckifying

What about re-wreckifying?


de-rectumfying?
 
2012-06-12 07:02:58 PM

poonesfarm: R.A.Danny: She used to be gorgeous. I still want to see her naked.

They can do incredible things with CGI these days, though I'm not sure the technology is quite up to the task of de-wreckifying Lohan yet.


No CGI could do it. The solution is a time machine to get her from some time in 2004 or 2005 and bring her to now to do porn. Everyone would watch that.
 
2012-06-12 07:05:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: de-rectumfying?


Damn near killedafying.
 
2012-06-12 07:13:07 PM
Bow-chicka-LiLo
 
2012-06-12 07:29:29 PM

R.A.Danny: She used to be gorgeous. I still want to see her naked.


You have the internet. She was in Playboy.

It wasn't very good though.
 
2012-06-12 07:55:33 PM
10 years ago this would have been exciting.

R.A.Danny: She used to be gorgeous. I still want to see her naked.


Machete.
 
2012-06-12 08:24:16 PM
And after this break, we'll be right back, to True Hollywood Stories.
 
2012-06-12 08:25:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: R.A.Danny: poonesfarm: de-wreckifying

What about re-wreckifying?

de-rectumfying?


Whatever you're into. I'm not here to judge.
 
2012-06-12 09:05:13 PM
I'd let her tickle my prostrate whilst blowing me.
 
2012-06-12 09:06:18 PM

djkutch: I'd let her tickle my prostrate whilst blowing me.


Tickle your prostrate what?
 
2012-06-12 09:06:30 PM

unlikely: Machete.


Not her.
 
2012-06-12 09:07:29 PM

meat0918: R.A.Danny: She used to be gorgeous. I still want to see her naked.

You have the internet. She was in Playboy.

It wasn't very good though.


I thought her nip slips from that movie scene were hotter.
 
2012-06-12 09:17:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Tickle your prostrate what?


laf
 
2012-06-12 09:26:15 PM
♫ LiLo, LiLo, it's off to the porno show... ♫
 
2012-06-12 10:03:16 PM
ass to ass, Lindsay, ass to ass.
 
2012-06-12 10:05:00 PM
I heard she's doing a Herbie sequel: Herbie's Simplex II.
 
2012-06-12 10:06:32 PM
A career wreck to remember -- "Liz and Dick" to "Lizard D*ck"....
 
2012-06-12 10:07:12 PM
'The Canyons'? Is that a titty farking allusion?
 
2012-06-12 10:07:29 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I heard she's doing a Herbie sequel: Herbie's Simplex II.


Heh... niiiiice!
 
2012-06-12 10:10:44 PM

funktilious_j: ass to ass, Lindsay, ass to ass.


i386.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 10:12:02 PM
Well had to go look up James Deen. Looks like the very definition of average. According to wiki he has averaged 20k per month during his career. He has a following among teenage girls. I guess she could do worse where costars are concerned.
 
2012-06-12 10:12:52 PM
www.childstarlets.com

In 15 years, I'm gonna do what?
 
2012-06-12 10:56:50 PM
I strongly resemble that dude without the blue eyes. I wonder if I could be half as successful...never had any interest when I learned most successful male porn actors started with homosexual films.
 
2012-06-12 11:00:34 PM

Nrokreffefp: I strongly resemble that dude without the blue eyes. I wonder if I could be half as successful...never had any interest when I learned most successful male porn actors started with homosexual films.


I'm sure you can stay with the homosexual roles, so go on and chase your dream.
 
2012-06-12 11:06:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Nrokreffefp: I strongly resemble that dude without the blue eyes. I wonder if I could be half as successful...never had any interest when I learned most successful male porn actors started with homosexual films.

I'm sure you can stay with the homosexual roles, so go on and chase your dream.


snicker
 
2012-06-12 11:13:51 PM

Gergesa: Well had to go look up James Deen. Looks like the very definition of average. According to wiki he has averaged 20k per month during his career. He has a following among teenage girls. I guess she could do worse where costars are concerned.


That fascinates me for some reason (no, not that reason). Have we actually reached the point where parents are protesting movies, singers etc and yet allowing actual porn to sneak right under their noses? Is Tony Perkins railing about TEH HOMO AGENDA in one room while his daughter watches "Ass to Mouth 9" in the next room?
 
2012-06-12 11:15:03 PM

Hilarity_N_Sues: Gergesa: Well had to go look up James Deen. Looks like the very definition of average. According to wiki he has averaged 20k per month during his career. He has a following among teenage girls. I guess she could do worse where costars are concerned.

That fascinates me for some reason (no, not that reason). Have we actually reached the point where parents are protesting movies, singers etc and yet allowing actual porn to sneak right under their noses? Is Tony Perkins railing about TEH HOMO AGENDA in one room while his daughter watches "Ass to Mouth 9" in the next room?


Yep.
 
2012-06-12 11:26:42 PM
More importantly, take a look at the Kate Upton pic in the sidebar.nit makes clicking the link totally worth it.
 
2012-06-12 11:27:30 PM
I want to put it in her butt.
 
2012-06-12 11:38:24 PM

unlikely: 10 years ago this would have been exciting.

R.A.Danny: She used to be gorgeous. I still want to see her naked.

Machete.


They used body doubles for that. But there was the Playboy spread, although I didn't see it but I thought she was fully nude in it?
 
2012-06-12 11:40:39 PM
She's in The Canyons?

Bret Easton Ellis wrote that. He's been pimping it on Twitter for weeks.
 
2012-06-12 11:43:54 PM

PillsHere:

But there was the Playboy spread, although I didn't see it but I thought she was fully nude in it?


It was shooped all to hell. Seriously, it looked like a cartoon. No fire crotch either.
 
2012-06-12 11:45:21 PM

Diogenes: AdolfOliverPanties: I thought James Deen was one of Paula Deen's kids.

Should have named himself James Peen.

He's quite the hottie.

And brutal. Big player on a BDSM site I'm fond of.


Which site?
 
2012-06-12 11:46:29 PM
It's a Paul Schrader joint--could be as gritty as advertised, even on the nudity front. This could have potential.
 
2012-06-12 11:46:48 PM

MadAzza: Diogenes: AdolfOliverPanties: I thought James Deen was one of Paula Deen's kids.

Should have named himself James Peen.

He's quite the hottie.

And brutal. Big player on a BDSM site I'm fond of.

Which site?


Never mind, I think I know.

*saunters off, whistling nonchalantly*
 
2012-06-12 11:51:52 PM

Diogenes: AdolfOliverPanties: I thought James Deen was one of Paula Deen's kids.

Should have named himself James Peen.

He's quite the hottie.

And brutal. Big player on a BDSM site I'm fond of.


Kink.com? I'm fond of that one as well (had a friend who used to work there).
 
2012-06-13 12:08:43 AM
There are younger, more attractive pornstars than her. Watching her would just be for the freak show factor... almost like watching Octomom strip.
 
2012-06-13 12:12:37 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Nrokreffefp: I strongly resemble that dude without the blue eyes. I wonder if I could be half as successful...never had any interest when I learned most successful male porn actors started with homosexual films.

I'm sure you can stay with the homosexual roles, so go on and chase your dream.


Favorited. I love an opportunist, sir. Props.
 
2012-06-13 12:17:12 AM

One Bad Apple: PillsHere:

But there was the Playboy spread, although I didn't see it but I thought she was fully nude in it?

It was shooped all to hell. Seriously, it looked like a cartoon. No fire crotch either.


She did a topless shoot for some other mag(Vogue maybe?) a few years back too. Nothing special there either.
 
2012-06-13 12:37:08 AM

cgraves67: Kate


I keep expecting it to fall off. How in the hell do they stay up like that?
 
2012-06-13 12:40:21 AM

Minarets: cgraves67: Kate

I keep expecting it to fall off. How in the hell do they stay up like that?


Gravitational pull is my guess.
 
2012-06-13 01:16:47 AM
Am I the only one that clicked thinking her co-star was Ron Jeremy?
 
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