Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Amelia Poisson, 42, of 30 Folly Pond RoadThis is a joke, right?
just passing through: I know we've all driven when we shouldn't, but how many times do you have to get a dui before you decide maybe you should stop?
ZAZ: Additional charges include driving after suspension and having defective equipment.It was night, but you can still get a ticket for a broken headlight in the daytime in Massachusetts. Somebody was driving with one headlight in the daytime and police used that as the pretext to stop the car. Courts couldn't construe the law narrowly to make sense because that would mean throwing out a conviction.
fluffy2097: just passing through: I know we've all driven when we shouldn't, but how many times do you have to get a dui before you decide maybe you should stop?Driving drunk is a constitutional right. The king of beers said so, and now it is God's law. It's right in the Beerble. Carbonation 3:16 - And lo the lord sayeth unto the stumbling man, "brosef, thou cannot walk. It is better that thine drive."
fluffy2097: Anyways, this is only the second time she got on the highway piss drunk and missing a tire. She's obviously good to drive.
Apos: Attempting an 007 car stunt is never advisable-doubly so if you're inebriated.
FooDog: That's a couple of towns over from where I live. Will have to keep an eye open for drunk cat ladies.
sk8r: The 'cat food' she had finally run though was her vodka stash. No liquior stores that make deliveries?
MattyBlast: I guess that "buy three tires, get the fourth one free" promotion ended.
ransack.: What the hell is this thing??
hagopiar: "Anyways, this is only the second time she got on the highway piss drunk and missing a tire"Sounds like it was the third time... FTA:still a second offense because there has been no conviction stemming from Wednesday's arrest/loophole FTW!
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