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(WorldNetDaily)   Humans have been to space while chimps just sling poo, therefore evolution is bogus. Now buy this book   (wnd.com) divider line 59
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2012-06-12 03:59:13 PM
10 votes:
Chimps have been to space too, your argument is invalid.
2012-06-12 10:39:10 PM
5 votes:
I believe in the Strong Lithopic Principle.

The universe was designed and started by God specifically for rocks. I mean, seriously. Look how well the universe is suited for rocks. They survive great and last forever in a vacuum. The only places that are really bad for them are the stars, but the stars are merely the means to produce elements that will make more rocks from simple hydrogen and helium. Doing it this way means minimal work from God, as the universe simply maintains itself and replenishes the elements necessary to produce more wonderful rocks.

If the physical constants and laws of the universe were even a little bit different, then rocks would not form properly. That they form so perfectly and exist so well anywhere in the universe (except in stars; but since most of the universe is empty space where rocks survive just fine, one can reasonably say 99.999999999% of the universe is perfectly suitable for rocks) is a clear sign that the universe was designed for them.

It is an unfortunate side effect, however, that the physical constants and laws necessary to bring about the formation of such perfect rocks by God's design also cause certain classes of self-replicating chemical reactions that, given time, develop into complex "organisms" which then go on to blaspheme by damaging the beloved (by God) rocks. Luckily, such phenomena are not suited for survival in 99.99999999999999999% of the universe and so are of no consequence to God's plan.
2012-06-12 09:11:42 PM
4 votes:
There's no reasoning with these people.
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2012-06-12 07:49:03 PM
4 votes:

I_C_Weener: Homo Sapiens HowYouDoin

Homo sapiens...wise man.



Homo Sopranos...Wise Guy
2012-06-12 04:52:15 PM
4 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: //and who would plan THIS?


Have you SEEN old man scrotum? Jesus christ. If there IS a god, he trained at the H. R. Giger school of design.

Or maybe it's the other way around, man. Whoa, who's hands are these?
2012-06-12 04:20:01 PM
4 votes:

vernonFL: Dogs were in space before humans OR chimps.


And cats are smart enough to know not to go into space to begin with.

Ergo, cats rule.
2012-06-12 04:10:24 PM
4 votes:

Kredal: Chimps have been to space too, your argument is invalid.


Chimps BEAT us into space, therefore Dr. Zaius is president and "Mighty Joe Young" wins Best Picture every year.
2012-06-12 09:31:40 PM
3 votes:

Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?


If America declared independence from England, why is there still an England?
2012-06-12 08:53:28 PM
3 votes:

I_C_Weener: brap: Ham the chimp was in space before man ever was.

I wish Ham had a chance to be a senator or was on one of our bills and stamps. Ham was courageous.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Why didn't they send a pig into space?


Sending bacon into space is pretty much inviting an alien invasion to steal our supply.
2012-06-12 08:04:09 PM
3 votes:
If humans can go to space, then why is there still an Earth??

Can't explain THAT!
2012-06-12 08:00:21 PM
3 votes:

Wangiss: If anything, I'd say the human race has evolved into a new species.
We are the only one that can change our offspring's DNA deliberately.
That's unique in the animal kingdom, significantly different from the humans 10+ millennia ago.

Can you think of a new name for this advanced human species?

Homo Sapiens Customizens
Homo Sapiens Arbitrensis
Homo Sapiens HowYouDoin


Homo Hubris
2012-06-12 07:43:28 PM
3 votes:
WND is proof that God does not exist.
2012-06-12 04:04:31 PM
3 votes:
I just sang "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" with all the notes sung as "derp"
2012-06-13 12:15:24 AM
2 votes:

Cythraul: [askwhy.co.uk image 430x295]

Damn those anti-evolution monoliths.


Time to recycle from Photoshop theme: 2010: The Year Fark.com Makes Contact

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2012-06-12 09:50:25 PM
2 votes:
Coming from a website that consists entirely of humans flinging poo...
2012-06-12 06:34:08 PM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: consider the evolutionist's proposition that all of life, all twenty million species of life and all their subsystems and sub-sub systems, originated (says the atheist) from an accidental, random, unpurposed, unplanned conglomeration of chemicals conjoining in a mystical, magical pool of mud, billions of years ago," said author Carl Gallups.

"This pool of mud and its magical mixture has never been observed or replicated ... In over 150 years of human attempts at replicating this accidental process, we have not even come close to doing so - even with OUR intelligent input involved!

Silly WND. It took over 150 years for that "mud" to spawn life. Probably about 250 or even 300 years!


Despite the constant, deliberate, repeated attempts of humans to recombine their DNA to produce new humans, the magical mixture of DNA that was Adam has never been observed or replicated, therefore there was no progenitor human, and humans don't exist.
2012-06-12 04:38:51 PM
2 votes:
Evolution has to be a fact

/because there's certainly nothing intelligent about our design
//and who would plan THIS?
2012-06-12 04:29:43 PM
2 votes:
"The author of a newly released "The Magic Man in the Sky" book is debunking the oft-claimed position of evolutionists that their beliefs are based on science."

GUYS

GUYS CALL 911

I'M- I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK
2012-06-12 04:00:38 PM
2 votes:
Wangiss:

Homo Sapiens NTTAWWT
2012-06-13 04:32:10 PM
1 votes:

Nick the What: What do you mean by 'hope'? I'm confident you don't mean 'conviction'.


I guessed that in the future I may have to explain my statement. It was something I did not want to do. Therefore I recited a tiny prayer to Joe Pesci that he might somehow stop this event from coming to pass. I did this not because I lack an explanation, but because I would have to type a bunch of words that the person for which they were intended would ultimately not agree with anyway.

Instead, I find myself explaining my use of the word "hope". Although my prayer seems to have worked, I am left with the notion that Joe Pesci works in mysterious ways.

Also, what are you trying to say again?
2012-06-13 02:02:39 PM
1 votes:

Pharque-it: FloydA: wildsnowllama:

Viruses are not life because they can not reproduce on their own. They must hijack the systems of living organisms to reproduce.

My father could not reproduce on his own. He had to "hijack the systems" of my mother in order to produce me.

Which one of my parents would you say is not alive?

And your mother hi-jacked a couple of incomplete cells from your father. But they reproduce as a spieces. Thus are they both living. Both are needed.
The living cell does not need the virus to reproduce, but the virus need a cell, not another virus.


I would argue that though virus (viruses or virii?)and bacteria behave in very different ways, both are alive. Perhaps the virus had an altogether different beginning independant from bacteria.

What I'm trying to say is that you are comparing apples and oranges and concluding that oranges must be bannanas because they are unlike apples.
2012-06-13 10:17:33 AM
1 votes:
The whole notion of a soul is a figment of human imagination.

The whole notion of imagination is a figment of human imagination, so there.
2012-06-13 09:45:10 AM
1 votes:
It IS hard to believe that the people who run World Nutbag Daily share a common ancestor with those who got us to the moon.
2012-06-13 08:21:22 AM
1 votes:
Today's Evolution is:
D-evolution= Being reasonable to the point of whimpiness when faced with an opponent who hates you for no real reason at all except that they love hatin.
R-evolution= Slinging Poo and otherwise behaving like real shyts
2012-06-13 07:09:00 AM
1 votes:
"And this notion that somehow the Christian is dedicated to a belief in a magic man in the sky is nothing more than a straw man argument fallaciously set up by the atheist. My book systematically exposes and demolishes this straw man argument."

With an army of my own straw men.
2012-06-13 02:12:03 AM
1 votes:
Forgive me if this is an illogical argument, however...

I always find it interesting when people who do not believe in evolution will own specific breeds of animals. Logically, the selective breeding of the ancestor of dogs has led to many, many breeds that look nothing like each other.

retrieverman.files.wordpress.com

Chihuahua and a Great Dane. Yes, they're still the same species and they COULD still interbreed but dear god, would you want them to? Could they even do so without assistance? A male Great Dane would likely kill a female chihuahua and a male chihuahua would need a stepladder to get to a female Great Dane.
It could also be stated that some breeds of dogs, such as English Bulldogs, can't even naturally breed anymore. A genetic dead end.

The selective breeding for traits we find desirable could be said to mirror what nature inflicts on animals, which eventually leads to a species split where animals can no longer successfully interbreed. We just haven't driven any animals quite that far yet.

/have we?
2012-06-13 12:02:27 AM
1 votes:
Far less chimps have died in space than have humans. Chimps also managed to get us to do all the work of getting them there and back. Then they figured out that there wasn't really all that much to see up there and stopped going decades before we did. All in all, you'd have to say that chimpanzees were much better adapted to space travel than humans.
2012-06-12 11:51:27 PM
1 votes:

whytgai: You know what would be swell? A creationism advocate who actually knows the difference between evolution and abiogenesis. Especially the part where abiogenesis isn't agreed upon or even proveable at this point, unlike evolution, which has been tested and says nothing about the ultimate origins of life.


If they did understand that they wouldn't be such clueless tools. Wouldn't work.
2012-06-12 11:49:59 PM
1 votes:
You know what would be swell? A creationism advocate who actually knows the difference between evolution and abiogenesis. Especially the part where abiogenesis isn't agreed upon or even proveable at this point, unlike evolution, which has been tested and says nothing about the ultimate origins of life.
2012-06-12 11:03:57 PM
1 votes:

wildsnowllama:

Viruses are not life because they can not reproduce on their own. They must hijack the systems of living organisms to reproduce.


My father could not reproduce on his own. He had to "hijack the systems" of my mother in order to produce me.

Which one of my parents would you say is not alive?
2012-06-12 10:25:33 PM
1 votes:
Yeah but have we ever seen God's Long Form Birth Certificate?
2012-06-12 10:24:59 PM
1 votes:
It boils down to one thing...Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him.
2012-06-12 10:16:18 PM
1 votes:

madgonad: You just need to come to grips with the sad reality that all you are and all you know will soon be lost forever, like tears in the rain.


www.rhianbowley.com

DUST. WIND. DUDE.
2012-06-12 10:02:21 PM
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: TRy to keep in mind- we did not evolve from ape but rather, we and our ape cousins evolved from some similar predecessor. Like the Neanderthal, modern man may have peaked out in his evolution as we now have gotten to the point where we have retarded furter evolution by altering our environmentto meet our needs rather than altering ourselves to meet the requirements of our environment. That's not to say any one of us may be the forebearer of future species.

If life's purpose is, indeed to overcome and survive, we're in deep poo. We've stagnated ourselves, defeated our own programming and therefore destined for the finite.


I like beer.
2012-06-12 09:50:14 PM
1 votes:

Farker Soze: Sabyen91: The cream is working nicely, thank you very much.

Rich Cream: We get it. He's black!

That did not just randomly happen. It must have been intelligently designed.


Why do you forsake me God!
2012-06-12 09:47:29 PM
1 votes:

Sabyen91: The cream is working nicely, thank you very much.


Rich Cream: We get it. He's black!

That did not just randomly happen. It must have been intelligently designed.
2012-06-12 09:42:37 PM
1 votes:

Sabyen91: If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?


If I descended from my parents, why do I have siblings?

/roughly the same logic.
2012-06-12 09:42:23 PM
1 votes:

Sabyen91: Farker Soze: Sabyen91: 12349876: Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

Because they can still survive.

Nu uh. If we descended from monkeys...missing link! Gaps in fossil records!

Every time we find a missing link, two more appear.

...wait for it

Kind of like your mom's genital warts.

Burn!

The cream is working nicely, thank you very much.


Rich Cream: We get it. He's black!


Wow, that was unfortunate timing.
2012-06-12 09:41:30 PM
1 votes:
We get it. He's black!
2012-06-12 09:38:03 PM
1 votes:

Sabyen91: 12349876: Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

Because they can still survive.

Nu uh. If we descended from monkeys...missing link! Gaps in fossil records!


Every time we find a missing link, two more appear.

...wait for it

Kind of like your mom's genital warts.

Burn!
2012-06-12 09:37:39 PM
1 votes:
i165.photobucket.com
2012-06-12 09:36:31 PM
1 votes:
Where the hell are the creationists?

Is there a meeting tonight keeping them from being here?
2012-06-12 09:25:00 PM
1 votes:
Never trust anyone who uses the word "evolutionist", because they are undoubtedly an ass-gibbet.
2012-06-12 09:21:32 PM
1 votes:
We've never seen evolution so therefore it doesn't exist.

We've never seen Go--

Blasphemer! We see god all the time. Just look around.

/facepalm
2012-06-12 08:15:22 PM
1 votes:
This thread is missing someone...someone important, it's an evolution thread so who is supposed to be here but isn't? I am sure it will come to me.
2012-06-12 07:50:26 PM
1 votes:
evolution is the absence of rational thought...its a racist atheist fairy tale, with no evidence to support it. nothing in the lab, nor in the fossil record.

how hard is my response about antibiotics? bacteria didn't recently acquire an ability to resist antibiotics...its ancient...look it up...and what you call 'evolution' isn't...the bacteria is still a bacteria...and anti-biotic resistance typically results in a loss of specifcy, function, in the bacteria itself.

you do know neanderthals were stronger than we are, and had a larger brain...devolution is more like it, not evolution.

how can lions and tigers be different species when they can mate and produce offspring? hmmmmm?? I look forward to your non-answer to this, just like your non-answer to everything else I've posted.

the bible says how they 'collected' the species...the animals came themselves..duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

at least the bible has evidence to back it up...archeology supports it...unlike that racist atheist fairy tale known as evolution.

no my evidence proves evolution is racist to the core....different populations in isolation evolve differently thats evolution...how hard is this? ..ever hear of eugenics? yeah thats just applied evoluiton...and eugenics led to the gas chambers of nazi germany...and evolution is behind it.....

evolution says we 'just happened' so there is no God...its totally atheistic, provine is right. evolution is atheism disguised as science.

actually evolution could be more accurately described as Darwin did it! for example, you cannot list the mutations that led to the eye, yet you believe the eye evolved.....faith.

so in other words you don't know how the sexes evolved at the same time....why bother at all since hermaphroditic reproduction is so much easier, takes less energy, don't have to fight for mates, etc....so list all of those 'intermediate stages' should be good....


I hope you all learned something. I could read whoknows99's comments all day!
2012-06-12 07:50:06 PM
1 votes:

eraser8: I read through that who stupid article, and all I saw was an argument from personal incredulity.

That is, because Carl Gallups can't conceive of something, a god must have done it.

I also loved this gem from Gallups: "this notion that somehow the Christian is dedicated to a belief in a magic man in the sky is nothing more than a straw man argument fallaciously set up by the atheist. My book systematically exposes and demolishes this straw man argument."

I would love -- just LOVE -- to hear him explain how that argument is a straw man. I'd love to hear how he "systematically exposes and demolishes" it.

You can dress up your theology all you want, Pastor Gallups -- but if you believe in creationism, you believe in magic. If you believe in a god, you believe in a magic man. Maybe he's not "in the sky." Maybe he's on Titan. Maybe he's in France. Maybe he's not even a "he." But, your view of our existence absolutely hinges on magic. To argue otherwise is patently absurd.


Clearly the words of a man possessed by demons.
2012-06-12 07:36:56 PM
1 votes:
celluloidzombie.com
2012-06-12 06:57:09 PM
1 votes:
WNDFaith, when a regular cup of WND just doesn't have enough kick to get you through your day.
2012-06-12 06:31:16 PM
1 votes:
He doesn't sound very faithful to me.

Unless it's all a scam and he wrote one of those quickie celebrity "bios" with lots of "God's friend said 'God had raging acne all through high school. He had to take Mother Nature to the prom, but He swore that once he spent that summer in Canada he'd be able to smite chicks all over."
2012-06-12 06:25:08 PM
1 votes:
Again, in my book, I scientifically, logically, irrefutably, and historically PROVE the existence of God. Even the ardent atheist will have a difficult time refuting the evidence with any academic plausibility at all.

So this book includes God's origin story?
2012-06-12 06:12:38 PM
1 votes:
I had a sixth grade teacher who told us evolution wasn't real because if it was monkeys would keep having babies. That made about as much sense as this guy.
2012-06-12 05:54:35 PM
1 votes:

Kredal: Chimps have been to space too, your argument is invalid.


I'm sure WND would freak if someone posted that there.
2012-06-12 04:52:22 PM
1 votes:
I don't believe in the laws of thermodynamics either!
2012-06-12 04:40:15 PM
1 votes:
"There is no 'supreme being' in heaven who reached down to create life on Earth or human beings. Nor is that being answering prayers. There is no soul. There is no everlasting life. Science tells us all of these things with complete clarity. God is imaginary."

Bullshiat. Scientists don't even pursue those lines of investigation.

Just once, I'd like to hear from a Creationist who actually understands science. But, if they did they probably wouldn't be Creationists.
2012-06-12 04:39:53 PM
1 votes:
consider the evolutionist's proposition that all of life, all twenty million species of life and all their subsystems and sub-sub systems, originated (says the atheist) from an accidental, random, unpurposed, unplanned conglomeration of chemicals conjoining in a mystical, magical pool of mud, billions of years ago," said author Carl Gallups.

"This pool of mud and its magical mixture has never been observed or replicated ... In over 150 years of human attempts at replicating this accidental process, we have not even come close to doing so - even with OUR intelligent input involved!


Silly WND. It took over 150 years for that "mud" to spawn life. Probably about 250 or even 300 years!
2012-06-12 04:31:50 PM
1 votes:
askwhy.co.uk

Damn those anti-evolution monoliths.
2012-06-12 04:13:31 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Chimps BEAT us into space, therefore Dr. Zaius is president and "Mighty Joe Young" wins Best Picture every year.


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2012-06-12 03:58:25 PM
1 votes:
If anything, I'd say the human race has evolved into a new species.
We are the only one that can change our offspring's DNA deliberately.
That's unique in the animal kingdom, significantly different from the humans 10+ millennia ago.

Can you think of a new name for this advanced human species?

Homo Sapiens Customizens
Homo Sapiens Arbitrensis
Homo Sapiens HowYouDoin
 
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