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(WorldNetDaily)   Humans have been to space while chimps just sling poo, therefore evolution is bogus. Now buy this book   (wnd.com) divider line 408
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2012-06-12 08:04:56 PM  

eraser8: Mugato: Even morons who are Bible literalists believe in evolution.

Evolution through natural selection?

If you've seen a way that a person can believe the Bible is literally true (not allegorically or figuratively) and square that will evolution through natural selection, I'd love to see it. I mean, it's hard to believe that animals evolved at the same time you believe the Genesis account that on the sixty day of creation "God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."


They don't think humans evolved, but evolution through natural selection of other animals is usually believed (even if they don't realize it).

You can believe that God created man six thousand years ago, and also believe some animals are different (bigger/smaller/different colors) than they were back then because of natural selection.
 
2012-06-12 08:15:09 PM  

Ryan2065: They don't think humans evolved, but evolution through natural selection of other animals is usually believed (even if they don't realize it).


If one takes the Bible literally, how is there time for evolution to create diversity?

Keep in mind, the kind of person being discussed as believing in evolution (by natural selection) isn't just a DEVOUT Christian; he isn't just an evangelical Christian; he isn't even just a fundamentalist Christian. Mugato specified Biblical LITERALISTS.
 
2012-06-12 08:15:22 PM  
This thread is missing someone...someone important, it's an evolution thread so who is supposed to be here but isn't? I am sure it will come to me.
 
2012-06-12 08:21:28 PM  
Ham the chimp was in space before man ever was.

I wish Ham had a chance to be a senator or was on one of our bills and stamps. Ham was courageous.
 
2012-06-12 08:23:30 PM  

baka-san: I_C_Weener: Homo Sapiens HowYouDoin

Homo sapiens...wise man.


Homo Sopranos...Wise Guy


Youwintheprize.jpg
+1 internets
 
2012-06-12 08:25:11 PM  
Now buy this book

Pretty much.
 
2012-06-12 08:26:29 PM  

Ennuipoet: This thread is missing someone...someone important, it's an evolution thread so who is supposed to be here but isn't? I am sure it will come to me.


Don't do it, there's still the possibility of this being a rational, adult conversation.
 
2012-06-12 08:28:22 PM  

timujin: Ennuipoet: This thread is missing someone...someone important, it's an evolution thread so who is supposed to be here but isn't? I am sure it will come to me.

Don't do it, there's still the possibility of this being a rational, adult conversation.


There is an ignore button, used sparingly, will save you many brain cells.
 
2012-06-12 08:29:34 PM  

eraser8: If one takes the Bible literally, how is there time for evolution to create diversity?


Evolution doesn't always take very long to produce different species. These people tend to believe God made man and all the animals, but some of the animals have evolved since God made them.
 
2012-06-12 08:50:13 PM  

brap: Ham the chimp was in space before man ever was.

I wish Ham had a chance to be a senator or was on one of our bills and stamps. Ham was courageous.


Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Why didn't they send a pig into space?
 
2012-06-12 08:51:54 PM  

Ryan2065: Evolution doesn't always take very long to produce different species. These people tend to believe God made man and all the animals, but some of the animals have evolved since God made them.


Changes in large animals tend to happen fairly slowly...if natural selection is the principal mechanism behind the changes.

If were to argue artificial selection, I'd see your point. But, I still don't see 6,000 years as being sufficient time to make any sort of change that would catch the notice of young earthers.

In any case, my take away from your argument is that these biblical literalists DO NOT believe that evolution by natural selection is responsible for the diversity of life...they believe that a god is responsible -- with natural selection contributing some changes around the margins.

I think I've made it clear that I don't think that view is a belief in evolution by natural selection since natural selection's contribution to diversity, under that view, is negligible.
 
2012-06-12 08:53:28 PM  

I_C_Weener: brap: Ham the chimp was in space before man ever was.

I wish Ham had a chance to be a senator or was on one of our bills and stamps. Ham was courageous.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Why didn't they send a pig into space?


Sending bacon into space is pretty much inviting an alien invasion to steal our supply.
 
2012-06-12 08:57:18 PM  

eraser8: I_C_Weener: brap: Ham the chimp was in space before man ever was.

I wish Ham had a chance to be a senator or was on one of our bills and stamps. Ham was courageous.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Why didn't they send a pig into space?

Sending bacon into space is pretty much inviting an alien invasion to steal our supply.


Or it could be offered as a measure of goodwill to any potential aliens out there. I'll bet aliens have never had bacon before.
 
2012-06-12 09:00:13 PM  

make me some tea: eraser8: I_C_Weener: brap: Ham the chimp was in space before man ever was.

I wish Ham had a chance to be a senator or was on one of our bills and stamps. Ham was courageous.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Why didn't they send a pig into space?

Sending bacon into space is pretty much inviting an alien invasion to steal our supply.

Or it could be offered as a measure of goodwill to any potential aliens out there. I'll bet aliens have never had bacon before.


Quick! Someone photoshop an alien Homer Simpson saying, "Mmmm bacon".
 
2012-06-12 09:08:06 PM  
Visit your local jail, prison or school board meeting and you will see plenty of poo throwing.
 
2012-06-12 09:10:57 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Wangiss:

Homo Sapiens NTTAWWT


No homo.
 
2012-06-12 09:11:42 PM  
There's no reasoning with these people.
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2012-06-12 09:12:09 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Fascinating."
 
2012-06-12 09:13:35 PM  
viralswagger.net
 
2012-06-12 09:13:58 PM  

kingoomieiii: MaudlinMutantMollusk: //and who would plan THIS?

Have you SEEN old man scrotum? Jesus christ. If there IS a god, he trained at the H. R. Giger school of design.

Or maybe it's the other way around, man. Whoa, who's hands are these?


3.bp.blogspot.com

Well hi there.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:35 PM  
Someone once told me that watching A serbian film was a soul bruising experience. I imagine that reading this article is a intelligence bruising experience.
 
2012-06-12 09:15:47 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Kredal: Chimps have been to space too, your argument is invalid.

Chimps BEAT us into space, therefore Dr. Zaius is president and "Mighty Joe Young" wins Best Picture every year.


Thanks for speaking my point.
 
2012-06-12 09:18:16 PM  
Carl Gallups but Karl Hungus

www.elchode.com
 
2012-06-12 09:21:17 PM  

jj325: Again, in my book, I scientifically, logically, irrefutably, and historically PROVE the existence of God. Even the ardent atheist will have a difficult time refuting the evidence with any academic plausibility at all.

So this book includes God's origin story?


I'm waiting for someone who decries science so ardently to "scientifically PROVE the existence of God." Without science, how's he going to do that?
 
2012-06-12 09:21:32 PM  
We've never seen evolution so therefore it doesn't exist.

We've never seen Go--

Blasphemer! We see god all the time. Just look around.

/facepalm
 
2012-06-12 09:22:09 PM  
Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.
 
2012-06-12 09:22:19 PM  

jj325: Again, in my book, I scientifically, logically, irrefutably, and historically PROVE the existence of God. Even the ardent atheist will have a difficult time refuting the evidence with any academic plausibility at all.

So this book includes God's origin story?


God was working late in the lab one night, and, in a freak accident, he was bitten by a radioactive God! This gave him the powers of God, which he uses to protect Gotham City from the Lex Luthor.
 
2012-06-12 09:22:49 PM  
Nobody better be talking shiat about space chimps.....
 
2012-06-12 09:25:00 PM  
Never trust anyone who uses the word "evolutionist", because they are undoubtedly an ass-gibbet.
 
2012-06-12 09:25:58 PM  

dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.


If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?
 
2012-06-12 09:27:33 PM  

Ennuipoet: This thread is missing someone...someone important, it's an evolution thread so who is supposed to be here but isn't? I am sure it will come to me.


Starts with B ends with an S and those two letters describe him perfectly.
 
2012-06-12 09:28:37 PM  

LarryDan43: Visit your local jail, prison or school board meeting and you will see plenty of poo throwing.


Or any thread on the Politics tab
 
2012-06-12 09:28:40 PM  

Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?


Because they can still survive.
 
2012-06-12 09:28:50 PM  
Religion really is gonna kill us all, ain't it?
 
2012-06-12 09:31:36 PM  

dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.


Actually, humans ARE apes.
 
2012-06-12 09:31:40 PM  

Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?


If America declared independence from England, why is there still an England?
 
2012-06-12 09:31:55 PM  

Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?



Because socialism.
 
2012-06-12 09:32:24 PM  

eraser8: I mean, it's hard to believe that animals evolved at the same time you believe the Genesis account that on the sixty day of creation "God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."


God is a Monkey.

/or at least looked like one back then.
 
2012-06-12 09:33:08 PM  
A two-year-old human child is infinitely smarter than any chimp on the planet, and the child's life represents the ability to literally change the future of the planet and history. Not so with the smartest of chimps

That's today. There were times when there was 3 or 4 different intelligent primate species on the planet at the same time. Homo sapiens shared Europe and lived side by side with intelligent tool and fire using Neanderthal only 30,000 years ago. What if they wiped us out? Would there be Thrag instead of Jesus?
 
2012-06-12 09:34:01 PM  

12349876: Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

Because they can still survive.


Nu uh. If we descended from monkeys...missing link! Gaps in fossil records!
 
2012-06-12 09:34:40 PM  

dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.


Umm, yes we did descend from apes. We are apes. We are not descendents of the currently living apes, but we are the descendents of apes from the past - just as all the currently living ape species are.
 
2012-06-12 09:34:40 PM  

Tyrano Soros: Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?


Because socialism.


I knew it!
 
2012-06-12 09:35:50 PM  
www.splitreason.com
 
2012-06-12 09:36:30 PM  

Solid Muldoon: Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

If America declared independence from England, why is there still an England?


I think it would be more like "Why do Australians and Americans sound different if they had a common ancestor?"
 
2012-06-12 09:36:31 PM  
Where the hell are the creationists?

Is there a meeting tonight keeping them from being here?
 
2012-06-12 09:37:39 PM  
i165.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 09:38:03 PM  

Sabyen91: 12349876: Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

Because they can still survive.

Nu uh. If we descended from monkeys...missing link! Gaps in fossil records!


Every time we find a missing link, two more appear.

...wait for it

Kind of like your mom's genital warts.

Burn!
 
2012-06-12 09:40:29 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: Religion really is gonna kill us all, ain't it?


The funny part is that the human instinct that created religion, the need to explain and control natural phenomena and the assumption that the Universe isn't random, is the same as that which lead to science. The only difference is that when religion stopped working as a predictive and useful theory, people refused to reject and replace it.
 
2012-06-12 09:41:07 PM  

Farker Soze: Sabyen91: 12349876: Sabyen91: dennysgod: Man didn't descend from apes, we share a common ancestor, but didn't come directly from apes, if you're going to try to mock or disprove evolution at least have a basic understanding on how it works.

If we descended from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

Because they can still survive.

Nu uh. If we descended from monkeys...missing link! Gaps in fossil records!

Every time we find a missing link, two more appear.

...wait for it

Kind of like your mom's genital warts.

Burn!


The cream is working nicely, thank you very much.
 
2012-06-12 09:41:30 PM  
We get it. He's black!
 
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