Kredal: Chimps have been to space too, your argument is invalid.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Chimps BEAT us into space, therefore Dr. Zaius is president and "Mighty Joe Young" wins Best Picture every year.
vernonFL: Dogs were in space before humans OR chimps.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: //and who would plan THIS?
WI241TH: I love this exchange in the comments:JeromeTop 50This is a great post from John Doe, I am going to repost it.It is God the almighty that is behind all that and created it so perfect.Should we also thank God for the perfection of cancer cells, autism, cerebral palsy, polio, malaria, meningitis, spina bifida, tetanus, and a whole host of other diseases and infections?What about parasites, tapeworms, ticks, fleas, lice, and poisonous plants?How about earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, flash floods, tsunamis, hurricanes, tornadoes, heat waves, droughts, pestilence, land slides, and other natural disasters?Are these too a sign of God's perfect creation?Like Reply6 hours agowhoknows99oh gee no one has EVER thought of ANYTHING so profound...wow...delusional..I mean seriously you darwiniacs post the same old BS talking points...ever hear of the fall?and how does evolution account for such things? hmmm???
Three Crooked Squirrels: Again, in my book, I scientifically, logically, irrefutably, and historically PROVE the existence of God. Even the ardent atheist will have a difficult time refuting the evidence with any academic plausibility at all.I'm guessing it is going to rather easy to refudiate anything in this book.
AdolfOliverPanties: consider the evolutionist's proposition that all of life, all twenty million species of life and all their subsystems and sub-sub systems, originated (says the atheist) from an accidental, random, unpurposed, unplanned conglomeration of chemicals conjoining in a mystical, magical pool of mud, billions of years ago," said author Carl Gallups."This pool of mud and its magical mixture has never been observed or replicated ... In over 150 years of human attempts at replicating this accidental process, we have not even come close to doing so - even with OUR intelligent input involved!Silly WND. It took over 150 years for that "mud" to spawn life. Probably about 250 or even 300 years!
Gwendolyn: I had a sixth grade teacher who told us evolution wasn't real because if it was monkeys would keep having babies. That made about as much sense as this guy.
Mentat: It doesn't matter if every person in the world decides that human kind emerged from the radioactive poop of a flying space turtle.
Wangiss: If anything, I'd say the human race has evolved into a new species.We are the only one that can change our offspring's DNA deliberately.That's unique in the animal kingdom, significantly different from the humans 10+ millennia ago.Can you think of a new name for this advanced human species?Homo Sapiens CustomizensHomo Sapiens ArbitrensisHomo Sapiens HowYouDoin
I_C_Weener: Homo Sapiens HowYouDoinHomo sapiens...wise man.
eraser8: I read through that who stupid article, and all I saw was an argument from personal incredulity.That is, because Carl Gallups can't conceive of something, a god must have done it.I also loved this gem from Gallups: "this notion that somehow the Christian is dedicated to a belief in a magic man in the sky is nothing more than a straw man argument fallaciously set up by the atheist. My book systematically exposes and demolishes this straw man argument."I would love -- just LOVE -- to hear him explain how that argument is a straw man. I'd love to hear how he "systematically exposes and demolishes" it.You can dress up your theology all you want, Pastor Gallups -- but if you believe in creationism, you believe in magic. If you believe in a god, you believe in a magic man. Maybe he's not "in the sky." Maybe he's on Titan. Maybe he's in France. Maybe he's not even a "he." But, your view of our existence absolutely hinges on magic. To argue otherwise is patently absurd.
Mugato: Even morons who are Bible literalists believe in evolution.
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