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(Politico)   Romney claims Obama's new slogan "Forward" is a bit absurd. Obama claims Romney's new slogan "Absurd" is a bit forward   (politico.com) divider line 445
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2012-06-12 10:17:52 AM
At least 0bama is honest.
Forward: More unemployment, more socialism, more re-distribution of wealth.
 
2012-06-12 10:26:24 AM
Zero. Bama.
 
2012-06-12 10:31:43 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: more re-distribution of wealth.


Yes, I wish he'd stop doing what Republicans want, too.
 
2012-06-12 10:32:38 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: more re-distribution of wealth.


Yeah, I'm tired of my northern blue state tax dollars being used to subsidies southern welfare red states.
 
2012-06-12 10:34:55 AM

Aarontology: tenpoundsofcheese: more re-distribution of wealth.

Yeah, I'm tired of my northern blue state tax dollars being used to subsidies southern welfare red states.


We're tired of you yankees eating all our barbecue and drinking all our sweet tea.
 
2012-06-12 10:35:37 AM
Well, that is the exact opposite of the direction Republicans would like to go, so it makes sense to me
 
2012-06-12 10:35:52 AM
We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
 
2012-06-12 10:38:17 AM

Jackson Herring: Zero. Bama.


Did you ever get the feeling that the whole of conservatism, every thought, deed and criticism, all pride and acrimony, stems directly from caricature?
 
2012-06-12 10:39:17 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: Zero. Bama.

Did you ever get the feeling that the whole of conservatism, every thought, deed and criticism, all pride and acrimony, stems directly from caricature?


Yes, which just lends more creedence to the theory that IT'S LIBS FAULT
 
2012-06-12 10:39:32 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: Zero. Bama.

Did you ever get the feeling that the whole of conservatism, every thought, deed and criticism, all pride and acrimony, stems directly from caricature?


Of course. It's extremely childish. It's perfect for them.
 
2012-06-12 10:39:50 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: At least 0bama is honest.
Forward:
In the midnight hour...she cried More unemployment, more socialism, more re-distribution of wealth.


FTFY

/with a rebel yell
 
2012-06-12 10:39:59 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, that is the exact opposite of the direction Republicans would like to go, so it makes sense to me


Yeah really. I mean I realize in the end they are all whores, but it's not to have SOME contrast between the two parties.
 
2012-06-12 10:40:41 AM

nekom: Yeah really. I mean I realize in the end they are all whores, but it's not to have SOME contrast between the two parties.


By which I mean nice to have some contrast. I should really have some coffee.
 
2012-06-12 10:42:44 AM
I'm honestly surprised that I've never seen some right-winger use "Fartbama" in earnest yet.
 
2012-06-12 10:43:24 AM

Jackson Herring: I'm honestly surprised that I've never seen some right-winger use "Fartbama" in earnest yet.


Patience. It's only June
 
2012-06-12 10:43:28 AM

kid_icarus: We're tired of you yankees eating all our barbecue and drinking all our sweet tea.


You can have the sweet tea, but you can have your barbecue back over my delicious sauce covered dead hands.
 
2012-06-12 10:46:48 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Patience. It's only June


It's been like four years since the invention of Fartbama. The Immaculate Fartception, if you will.
 
2012-06-12 10:52:37 AM
His is going to be "You can't spell 'Feudal System' without 'Fum!'"
 
2012-06-12 11:02:47 AM

Aarontology: kid_icarus: We're tired of you yankees eating all our barbecue and drinking all our sweet tea.

You can have the sweet tea, but you can have your barbecue back over my delicious sauce covered dead hands.


Wait, it's not that vinegar-based North Carolina abomination is it? Cuz there is not enough sweet tea to wash that down.
 
2012-06-12 11:05:59 AM

propasaurus: Aarontology: kid_icarus: We're tired of you yankees eating all our barbecue and drinking all our sweet tea.

You can have the sweet tea, but you can have your barbecue back over my delicious sauce covered dead hands.

Wait, it's not that vinegar-based North Carolina abomination is it? Cuz there is not enough sweet tea to wash that down.


YOU TAKE THAT BACK
 
2012-06-12 11:08:26 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: Zero. Bama.

Did you ever get the feeling that fark the whole of conservatism, every thought, deed and criticism, all pride and acrimony, stems directly from caricature? we don't make news, we mock it



ftfy.,
 
2012-06-12 11:10:48 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: ftfy.,


So your posts are supposed to be jokes? Kind of a deadpan delivery you got there. Or maybe derppan delivery would be more accurate.
 
2012-06-12 11:23:28 AM

hillbillypharmacist: tenpoundsofcheese: ftfy.,

So your posts are supposed to be jokes? Kind of a deadpan delivery you got there. Or maybe derppan delivery would be more accurate.


i didn't say jokes.

"we don't make news, we mock it."
 
2012-06-12 11:25:25 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: hillbillypharmacist: tenpoundsofcheese: ftfy.,

So your posts are supposed to be jokes? Kind of a deadpan delivery you got there. Or maybe derppan delivery would be more accurate.

i didn't say jokes.

"we don't make news, we mock it."


Right now we're just mocking you.
 
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2012-06-12 11:26:30 AM

propasaurus: Aarontology: kid_icarus: We're tired of you yankees eating all our barbecue and drinking all our sweet tea.

You can have the sweet tea, but you can have your barbecue back over my delicious sauce covered dead hands.

Wait, it's not that vinegar-based North Carolina abomination is it? Cuz there is not enough sweet tea to wash that down.


Unfortunately, they took it literally when we told them they need to start douching their pigs.
 
2012-06-12 11:27:20 AM

propasaurus: Aarontology: kid_icarus: We're tired of you yankees eating all our barbecue and drinking all our sweet tea.

You can have the sweet tea, but you can have your barbecue back over my delicious sauce covered dead hands.

Wait, it's not that vinegar-based North Carolina abomination is it? Cuz there is not enough sweet tea to wash that down.


Nope. Memphis style.
 
2012-06-12 11:32:09 AM

Diogenes: tenpoundsofcheese: hillbillypharmacist: tenpoundsofcheese: ftfy.,

So your posts are supposed to be jokes? Kind of a deadpan delivery you got there. Or maybe derppan delivery would be more accurate.

i didn't say jokes.

"we don't make news, we mock it."

Right now we're just mocking you.


I am in the news now? I didn't know that.

you may want to read the TOS.
 
2012-06-12 11:32:56 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: "we don't make news, we mock it."


So you're mocking news, but not making jokes.
 
2012-06-12 11:34:18 AM

hillbillypharmacist: tenpoundsofcheese: "we don't make news, we mock it."

So you're mocking news, but not making jokes.


No, he's just being terrible at this, as usual.
 
2012-06-12 11:36:54 AM
Well that makes sense since the GOP slogan is "BACKWARDS!"
 
2012-06-12 11:37:47 AM
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Obama goes forwards, Romney goes back.
 
2012-06-12 11:47:27 AM
"The president needs to go out and talk to people. Not just do fundraisers, go out and talk to the people if the country and find out what's happening."

Romney knows a thing or two about talking to the people to find out what's happening. If he hadn't talked to the common people, he never would have found out what a donut was. Now he is aware that it is an edible torus.
 
2012-06-12 11:54:02 AM

quickdraw: Well that makes sense since the GOP slogan is "BACKWARDS!"


Well, R equals Reverse.
 
2012-06-12 11:54:44 AM
I'll take that over the GOP's slogans:

"Regress."
"F*ck The Poor."
"No Billionaire Left Behind."
"Plutocracy Now!"
"A Government So Small It Can Fit In Your Vagina."
"Homosexuals, Women, and Minorities Should Know Their Place."

etc.
 
2012-06-12 12:06:06 PM

sweetmelissa31: Now he is aware that it is an edible torus.


He's still pondering the cruller. It's quite vexing. And delicious.
 
2012-06-12 12:08:53 PM
+1 for the headline submitter.
 
2012-06-12 12:09:11 PM

hillbillypharmacist: sweetmelissa31: Now he is aware that it is an edible torus.

He's still pondering the cruller. It's quite vexing. And delicious.


He ordered a special investigation into the Boston cream to find out how the cream made its way inside the donut.
 
2012-06-12 12:13:03 PM

sweetmelissa31: He ordered a special investigation into the Boston cream to find out how the cream made its way inside the donut.


I heard that he tore his hair in frustration when presented with a bear claw.
 
2012-06-12 12:18:46 PM

hillbillypharmacist: sweetmelissa31: He ordered a special investigation into the Boston cream to find out how the cream made its way inside the donut.

I heard that he tore his hair in frustration when presented with a bear claw.


And he blew a servomotor when shown a cheese danish.
 
2012-06-12 12:19:54 PM
Mitt Romney on Tuesday went after President Barack Obama for being "really out of touch" with the economic realities facing Americans

Can Republicans ever say anything that isn't hilariously projecting their own histrionics onto others?
 
2012-06-12 12:21:04 PM

cameroncrazy1984: hillbillypharmacist: sweetmelissa31: He ordered a special investigation into the Boston cream to find out how the cream made its way inside the donut.

I heard that he tore his hair in frustration when presented with a bear claw.

And he blew a servomotor when shown a cheese danish.


He refuse a rainbow cookie, as it appeared to be a homosexual.
 
2012-06-12 12:27:53 PM
God what a mess. I feel that Democrats are wrong on most issues. I also feel that Republicans are wrong on ALL issues.

While I like Obama, he has been a bit of a disappointment with his cozying up to Wall Street and a few other things.

But voting for Mitt Romney would be like voting for Thurston Howell III. I could never ever do it.

The amount of money that will be spent on this election could help fix a lot of things in this country.

Fark it. Fark the whole farking process.
 
2012-06-12 12:30:52 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: his cozying up to Wall Street


The Volcker and Buffett rules are "cozying up to Wall Street"?
 
2012-06-12 12:33:04 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: God what a mess. I feel that Democrats are wrong on most issues. I also feel that Republicans are wrong on ALL issues.

While I like Obama, he has been a bit of a disappointment with his cozying up to Wall Street and a few other things.

But voting for Mitt Romney would be like voting for Thurston Howell III. I could never ever do it.

The amount of money that will be spent on this election could help fix a lot of things in this country.

Fark it. Fark the whole farking process.


I've often wondered if politicians wouldn't get more advertising bang for their buck if they simply took that $20 million they had earmarked for attack ads and simply divided it between Goodwill, Salvation Army, Planned Parenthood, Wallaby Relocation Fund, and NASA.
 
2012-06-12 12:33:04 PM

sweetmelissa31: Romney knows a thing or two about talking to the people to find out what's happening. If he hadn't talked to the common people, he never would have found out what a donut was. Now he is aware that it is an edible torus.


THE DELICIOUSNESS OF THIS DONUT CAN BE QUANTIFIED VIA THE FOLLOWING FORMULA

upload.wikimedia.org

I kind of want pastries shaped like other analytical surfaces... like a saddle pastry or a moebius cruller
 
2012-06-12 12:45:00 PM

cameroncrazy1984: AdolfOliverPanties: his cozying up to Wall Street

The Volcker and Buffett rules are "cozying up to Wall Street"?


The Wall Street reform has been largely without teeth.
 
2012-06-12 12:49:40 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: cameroncrazy1984: AdolfOliverPanties: his cozying up to Wall Street

The Volcker and Buffett rules are "cozying up to Wall Street"?

The Wall Street reform has been largely without teeth.


Still, "not quite good enough" should warrant a different reaction than "cozied up." That implies no attempts to regulate, but in fact increasing their power. There's got to be a more accurate way to express that you think yet more needs be done.
 
2012-06-12 12:52:12 PM

cameroncrazy1984: AdolfOliverPanties: his cozying up to Wall Street

The Volcker and Buffett rules are "cozying up to Wall Street"?


Yes, Obama has just been brutal on Wall Street. *roll eyes*

He's been so easy on them, its impossible to tell what he'd do that a Republican wouldn't.
 
2012-06-12 12:53:16 PM

Jackson Herring: THE DELICIOUSNESS OF THIS DONUT CAN BE QUANTIFIED VIA THE FOLLOWING FORMULA

upload.wikimedia.org


When R = r, the donut becomes a Boston cream. When R > r it is a familiar donut. I have yet to see a donut accomplished when R < r, but as President I will make this a top priority.
 
2012-06-12 12:57:00 PM
It's a good thing it's "Forward" and not "Four-ward," because otherwise he'd have to pay Pat Riley royalties.
 
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