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(CBC)   "Bock wants to call a veterinarian who found no evidence of burns on his cows. He also wants to call a police officer he says assured him there were no aliens flying over his farm"   (cbc.ca ) divider line 21
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2012-06-12 12:17:32 PM  
Speaking of heat rays, I think someone has been spending too much time in the sun.
 
2012-06-12 12:19:48 PM  
Emaciated creatures losing their hair? Sounds like radiation poisoning. Have these cattle said anything critical of Putin in the last few years?
 
2012-06-12 12:19:57 PM  
m.blog.hu
 
2012-06-12 12:24:48 PM  
He won't keep chickens cause they keep talking about him behind his back.

Bock bock bock bock bock bacock!
 
2012-06-12 12:26:34 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 12:29:22 PM  
Well, yeah. There's this big, giant disc in the sky continuously blasting livestock with radiation and heat. If you do not compensate for this evil sky ray generatior by, say, giving your animals access to lots of water, they will die. DIE, I say. Humans are even susceptable to its influence. It is absolutely terrifying.
 
2012-06-12 12:35:16 PM  
Bock goes on to say the authorities are refusing to take him seriously about the heat rays.

Imagine that.
 
2012-06-12 12:39:50 PM  
johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-12 12:41:01 PM  
Hmmm.... Interesting defense. I wonder if it will work? I'm thinking of something like "No officer, I swear I don't beat my wife! Aliens come down and abduct her in the middle of the night, and when she comes back, she's all bruised up! Those neighbors who filed the noise complaint don't know shiat. I just had the television up really loud. Honest!". I think it's bullet-proof!
 
2012-06-12 12:41:19 PM  
Inb4 aliens guy. Cause fark is so original.
 
2012-06-12 12:46:47 PM  

namegoeshere: Well, yeah. There's this big, giant disc in the sky continuously blasting livestock with radiation and heat. If you do not compensate for this evil sky ray generatior by, say, giving your animals access to lots of water, they will die. DIE, I say. Humans are even susceptable to its influence. It is absolutely terrifying.

Oh sure and get dihydrogen monoxide poisoning, I don't think so.
 
2012-06-12 12:49:07 PM  
www6.pcmag.com
 
2012-06-12 12:51:26 PM  
Apparently this guys is a German immigrant who claims that he was harassed by the RCMP over the years as he's tried to figure out what's been killing his cows (death beam aimed at cattle's noses). He's got some fairly graphic photos and videos of his cattle, so be warned if you start teh googling.
 
2012-06-12 01:18:46 PM  
Schizophrenia, I presume. Sad.
 
2012-06-12 01:22:41 PM  
I thought, with a name like Bock, he'd have been a chicken farmer.

"No, man, not the cows again" - The X-files
 
2012-06-12 01:29:24 PM  
He's got a 4 part documentary up on Youtube (I haven't watched it, but I've heard it's pretty graphic). Part of the description on the first video is that his cattle were "mutilated by the local military - industrial hillbilly clique".

I have no idea how aliens fit into it, and since it's pretty unlikely he'll find one to testify on his behalf, we'll probably never know.
 
2012-06-12 01:30:12 PM  

LrdPhoenix: He won't keep chickens cause they keep talking about him behind his back.

Bock bock bock bock bock bacock!


/I gracefully bow out of the thread and tip my hat to you
 
2012-06-12 01:49:59 PM  
Bock... and to the left
Bock... and to the left
 
2012-06-12 02:45:27 PM  

cgraves67: Emaciated creatures losing their hair? Sounds like radiation poisoning. Have these cattle said anything critical of Putin in the last few years?


medlem.spray.se

Radiation. Radiation never changes.
 
2012-06-12 04:43:57 PM  
Strange thing is that this is not the only case of this down this way. In the last few years, 3 or 4 of these farmers - usually close to military installations - have had cows become oddly emaciated and die. One of these farmers blew the whistle on the military landing in his field (which they did) and his cows died shortly thereafter. He has since been admitted to a psychiatric facility.
 
2012-06-12 06:22:22 PM  

JonnyG: Strange thing is that this is not the only case of this down this way. In the last few years, 3 or 4 of these farmers - usually close to military installations - have had cows become oddly emaciated and die. One of these farmers blew the whistle on the military landing in his field (which they did) and his cows died shortly thereafter. He has since been admitted to a psychiatric facility.


Son, your tinfoil hat is on way too tight for Fark.
 
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