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(Orlando Sentinel)   Today, arrested and tased by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The A-Hole Team   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 10
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2012-06-12 02:15:45 PM
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Did I mention that the van is made to look like the A-Team's black van? The one with the red stripe. The one the A-Team drove back on the A-Team television show in the 1980s. Not the bad ass flying helicopter. That was Airwolf. The A-Team van with the old guy who ran the show and B.A. Barrackus and Faceman and that crazy feller, Murdock. They had a lot of guest stars too, mostly hot chicks for Faceman to flirt with. You know, farking A-Team, it was on like every god damn afternoon. Some helpless hick would be up to his ass in some criminal's menacing shiatstorm. The A-Team would show up, most likely the old guy in a disguise, and then they'd make weapons and all kinds of shiat out of household goods. NO THAT'S farkING MACGYVER. Yeah, I know, MacGyver did that too, but the A-Team did it as a team, not as a one-man non-lethal wounding force. The A-Team would straight up murder your ass by flipping your vehicle. MacGyver would just outsmart you. Totally different show. The military was always looking for the A-Team because that one general had a hard-on for their war crimes back in Nam. I think I read that they raped and murdered and entire Vietnamese village. Pretty farked up but that's why they were helping all those people. They had to make-up for their wartime sins without going to prison to pay for them. And anyway, they drove a black van with a red stripe. It looked like the one that the cops in this article pulled over. With a red stripe down the back. And even though it was like a mini-van, that shiat could still do some smokey burn-outs when B.A. mashed it to the floorboard. A-Team. That van! Jesus Christ!
2012-06-12 04:50:47 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

I love it when a van comes together.

/With a patrol car
2012-06-12 02:31:07 PM
2 votes:

cgraves67: mytdawg: A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...

I was just about to point that out. It's like making a General Lee replica out of a Camaro.


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2012-06-12 04:02:24 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: cleveoh: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.


Was it this?
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2012-06-12 03:40:45 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: A-Team, it was on like every god damn afternoon. Some helpless hick would be up to his ass in some criminal's menacing


you know, if the A-Team had put forth just a little more effort, they could have been the A+Team.
2012-06-12 02:49:17 PM
1 votes:

cleveoh: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.

EMBARRASSED???

Serioulsy, you don't just drop something in like that & saunter away; We need some details, some context.

Remember, you're on Fark - you won't be judged...


Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.
2012-06-12 02:46:53 PM
1 votes:
i.usatoday.net

Ford really? was this reporter born yesterday or just stupid?
2012-06-12 02:11:13 PM
1 votes:
I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.
2012-06-12 02:10:56 PM
1 votes:
I love it when a plan falls apart at the seams and results in vehicular assault and arrest!
2012-06-12 10:53:33 AM
1 votes:
What's all this jibba-jabba?
 
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