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(Orlando Sentinel)   Today, arrested and tased by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The A-Hole Team   ( divider line
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2012-06-12 04:03:29 PM  
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The A-team van was NOT a farking black van with a red stripe!
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It was a black and grey van with a red stripe.

Get it right, assholes!
2012-06-12 02:18:55 PM  
1 vote:
A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...
2012-06-12 02:15:45 PM  
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Did I mention that the van is made to look like the A-Team's black van? The one with the red stripe. The one the A-Team drove back on the A-Team television show in the 1980s. Not the bad ass flying helicopter. That was Airwolf. The A-Team van with the old guy who ran the show and B.A. Barrackus and Faceman and that crazy feller, Murdock. They had a lot of guest stars too, mostly hot chicks for Faceman to flirt with. You know, farking A-Team, it was on like every god damn afternoon. Some helpless hick would be up to his ass in some criminal's menacing shiatstorm. The A-Team would show up, most likely the old guy in a disguise, and then they'd make weapons and all kinds of shiat out of household goods. NO THAT'S farkING MACGYVER. Yeah, I know, MacGyver did that too, but the A-Team did it as a team, not as a one-man non-lethal wounding force. The A-Team would straight up murder your ass by flipping your vehicle. MacGyver would just outsmart you. Totally different show. The military was always looking for the A-Team because that one general had a hard-on for their war crimes back in Nam. I think I read that they raped and murdered and entire Vietnamese village. Pretty farked up but that's why they were helping all those people. They had to make-up for their wartime sins without going to prison to pay for them. And anyway, they drove a black van with a red stripe. It looked like the one that the cops in this article pulled over. With a red stripe down the back. And even though it was like a mini-van, that shiat could still do some smokey burn-outs when B.A. mashed it to the floorboard. A-Team. That van! Jesus Christ!
2012-06-12 02:14:28 PM  
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CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.

2012-06-12 02:10:56 PM  
1 vote:
I love it when a plan falls apart at the seams and results in vehicular assault and arrest!
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