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(Orlando Sentinel)   Today, arrested and tased by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The A-Hole Team   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 52
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2012-06-12 10:53:33 AM  
What's all this jibba-jabba?
 
2012-06-12 12:34:05 PM  
Da-da-da-da,da-da-da-CRASH!
 
2012-06-12 01:04:06 PM  
I want a TRASH BAAAGG!!!!!
 
2012-06-12 02:10:56 PM  
I love it when a plan falls apart at the seams and results in vehicular assault and arrest!
 
2012-06-12 02:11:13 PM  
I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.
 
2012-06-12 02:14:28 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.


EMBARRASSED???
 
2012-06-12 02:15:39 PM  
God I used to love me some A-team on Friday nights..I think Friday nights...where every bullet misses the good guys and every car crash ended in an explosion. Ahhh, the 80s...I'm feeling quite melancholy and reflective. I didn't know life was so good at the time.
 
2012-06-12 02:15:45 PM  
Did I mention that the van is made to look like the A-Team's black van? The one with the red stripe. The one the A-Team drove back on the A-Team television show in the 1980s. Not the bad ass flying helicopter. That was Airwolf. The A-Team van with the old guy who ran the show and B.A. Barrackus and Faceman and that crazy feller, Murdock. They had a lot of guest stars too, mostly hot chicks for Faceman to flirt with. You know, farking A-Team, it was on like every god damn afternoon. Some helpless hick would be up to his ass in some criminal's menacing shiatstorm. The A-Team would show up, most likely the old guy in a disguise, and then they'd make weapons and all kinds of shiat out of household goods. NO THAT'S farkING MACGYVER. Yeah, I know, MacGyver did that too, but the A-Team did it as a team, not as a one-man non-lethal wounding force. The A-Team would straight up murder your ass by flipping your vehicle. MacGyver would just outsmart you. Totally different show. The military was always looking for the A-Team because that one general had a hard-on for their war crimes back in Nam. I think I read that they raped and murdered and entire Vietnamese village. Pretty farked up but that's why they were helping all those people. They had to make-up for their wartime sins without going to prison to pay for them. And anyway, they drove a black van with a red stripe. It looked like the one that the cops in this article pulled over. With a red stripe down the back. And even though it was like a mini-van, that shiat could still do some smokey burn-outs when B.A. mashed it to the floorboard. A-Team. That van! Jesus Christ!
 
2012-06-12 02:15:55 PM  
Davilo stopped his Ford, which officers described as a replica of The A-Team van in the 1980s television series "The A-Team" starring Mr. T.

So, did the officers use "starring Mr. T" in their description?
 
2012-06-12 02:16:07 PM  
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-06-11/news/os-a-team-van-poli ce-arrest-20120611_1_patrol-car-van-officer-tased?youheartlessbastard s
 
2012-06-12 02:18:55 PM  
A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...
 
2012-06-12 02:20:25 PM  
I pity that fool
 
2012-06-12 02:22:18 PM  

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.

EMBARRASSED???


Serioulsy, you don't just drop something in like that & saunter away; We need some details, some context.

Remember, you're on Fark - you won't be judged...
 
2012-06-12 02:23:06 PM  
Davilo was arrested on charges of fleeing or attempting to elude a law-enforcement officer, leaving the scene of an accident, two counts of resisting an officer without violence, and aggravated battery on a law-enforcement officer with a vehicle.

Come the fark on. I understand the guy was probably drunk and breaking a slew of laws and I really have no sympathy for him or his stupidity, but stupid bullshiat charges like those are exactly why pigs get labeled as pigs. HE DROVE FORWARD SIX INCHES, LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT, LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT!! Stupid farking pigs gotta do everything they can to be complete assholes every chance they get.
 
2012-06-12 02:23:19 PM  

mytdawg: A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...


That was reporting? It looked like they cherry picked lines from the police report.
 
2012-06-12 02:23:24 PM  
The A-Hole Team? Sounds like gay porn.
 
2012-06-12 02:24:33 PM  

mytdawg: A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...


I was just about to point that out. It's like making a General Lee replica out of a Camaro.
 
2012-06-12 02:29:19 PM  
Unrelated, but: "www.fark.com contains content from tv.popcrunch.com, a site known to distribute malware. Your computer might catch a virus if you visit this site."

:(

Also unrelated, wtf: www.trbimg.com
He looks like a white power leprechaun.
 
2012-06-12 02:31:07 PM  

cgraves67: mytdawg: A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...

I was just about to point that out. It's like making a General Lee replica out of a Camaro.


i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 02:34:17 PM  

spentmiles: Did I mention that the van is made to look like the A-Team's black van? The one with the red stripe. The one the A-Team drove back on the A-Team television show in the 1980s. Not the bad ass flying helicopter. That was Airwolf. The A-Team van with the old guy who ran the show and B.A. Barrackus and Faceman and that crazy feller, Murdock. They had a lot of guest stars too, mostly hot chicks for Faceman to flirt with. You know, farking A-Team, it was on like every god damn afternoon. Some helpless hick would be up to his ass in some criminal's menacing shiatstorm. The A-Team would show up, most likely the old guy in a disguise, and then they'd make weapons and all kinds of shiat out of household goods. NO THAT'S farkING MACGYVER. Yeah, I know, MacGyver did that too, but the A-Team did it as a team, not as a one-man non-lethal wounding force. The A-Team would straight up murder your ass by flipping your vehicle. MacGyver would just outsmart you. Totally different show. The military was always looking for the A-Team because that one general had a hard-on for their war crimes back in Nam. I think I read that they raped and murdered and entire Vietnamese village. Pretty farked up but that's why they were helping all those people. They had to make-up for their wartime sins without going to prison to pay for them. And anyway, they drove a black van with a red stripe. It looked like the one that the cops in this article pulled over. With a red stripe down the back. And even though it was like a mini-van, that shiat could still do some smokey burn-outs when B.A. mashed it to the floorboard. A-Team. That van! Jesus Christ!


Right after that part about talking about how they were helping people, I was actually expecting a Quantam Leap reference. Now I has a sad.
 
2012-06-12 02:35:06 PM  

Gonad the Ballbarian: cgraves67: mytdawg: A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...

I was just about to point that out. It's like making a General Lee replica out of a Camaro.

[i2.photobucket.com image 550x389]


I'm confused...do they think driving that makes them look less rediculous?
 
2012-06-12 02:39:31 PM  
Gem from the comments:

Did Face and Murdock roll out of the van firing automatic weapons for 5 minutes without hitting a single cop? Did Hannibal fire up a cigar and say "I love it when a plan comes together?". You couldn't taze the real Mr T. I think these cops smoked some weed from the evidence locker and made this whole story up and the Sentinel bought it hook, line and sinker.

Heh.
 
2012-06-12 02:41:08 PM  

StrangeQ: I'm confused...do they think driving that makes them look less rediculous?


To smoke the tires you would literally have to get out of the car and set the tires on fire.
 
2012-06-12 02:46:53 PM  
i.usatoday.net

Ford really? was this reporter born yesterday or just stupid?
 
2012-06-12 02:49:07 PM  

StrangeQ: HE DROVE FORWARD SIX INCHES, LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT, LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT!!


The charges are a misfit but you read the part where he backwards-rammed a cop car twice. Right?
 
2012-06-12 02:49:17 PM  

cleveoh: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.

EMBARRASSED???

Serioulsy, you don't just drop something in like that & saunter away; We need some details, some context.

Remember, you're on Fark - you won't be judged...


Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.
 
2012-06-12 03:02:38 PM  

Posh Naranek: StrangeQ: HE DROVE FORWARD SIX INCHES, LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT, LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT!!

The charges are a misfit but you read the part where he backwards-rammed a cop car twice. Right?


And driving without his headlights on...
 
2012-06-12 03:03:07 PM  

CapeFearCadaver:
Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.


Write "FREE CANDY" on the side?
 
2012-06-12 03:03:14 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: cleveoh: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.

EMBARRASSED???

Serioulsy, you don't just drop something in like that & saunter away; We need some details, some context.

Remember, you're on Fark - you won't be judged...

Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.


Oh yeah, I remember that guy that had a big dick airbrushed on the side of his van.

/oops, I've said too much...
 
2012-06-12 03:34:20 PM  
Davilo stopped his Ford, which officers described as a replica of The A-Team van in the 1980s television series "The A-Team" starring Mr. T.

I know it's been pointed out already, but it bugged me...
 
2012-06-12 03:40:45 PM  

spentmiles: A-Team, it was on like every god damn afternoon. Some helpless hick would be up to his ass in some criminal's menacing


you know, if the A-Team had put forth just a little more effort, they could have been the A+Team.
 
2012-06-12 03:55:29 PM  

Revek: I want a TRASH BAAAGG!!!!!


best episode ever!
 
2012-06-12 04:02:24 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: cleveoh: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.


Was it this?
landmarkreport.com
 
2012-06-12 04:03:29 PM  
The A-team van was NOT a farking black van with a red stripe!
www.ateamvan.nl
It was a black and grey van with a red stripe.

Get it right, assholes!
 
2012-06-12 04:08:43 PM  

Benni K Rok: spentmiles: Did I mention that the van is made to look like the A-Team's black van? The one with the red stripe. The one the A-Team drove back on the A-Team television show in the 1980s. Not the bad ass flying helicopter. That was Airwolf. The A-Team van with the old guy who ran the show and B.A. Barrackus and Faceman and that crazy feller, Murdock. They had a lot of guest stars too, mostly hot chicks for Faceman to flirt with. You know, farking A-Team, it was on like every god damn afternoon. Some helpless hick would be up to his ass in some criminal's menacing shiatstorm. The A-Team would show up, most likely the old guy in a disguise, and then they'd make weapons and all kinds of shiat out of household goods. NO THAT'S farkING MACGYVER. Yeah, I know, MacGyver did that too, but the A-Team did it as a team, not as a one-man non-lethal wounding force. The A-Team would straight up murder your ass by flipping your vehicle. MacGyver would just outsmart you. Totally different show. The military was always looking for the A-Team because that one general had a hard-on for their war crimes back in Nam. I think I read that they raped and murdered and entire Vietnamese village. Pretty farked up but that's why they were helping all those people. They had to make-up for their wartime sins without going to prison to pay for them. And anyway, they drove a black van with a red stripe. It looked like the one that the cops in this article pulled over. With a red stripe down the back. And even though it was like a mini-van, that shiat could still do some smokey burn-outs when B.A. mashed it to the floorboard. A-Team. That van! Jesus Christ!

Right after that part about talking about how they were helping people, I was actually expecting a Quantam Leap reference. Now I has a sad.


You forgot to mention when that team of 4 people would jump, or 'slide' into parallel worlds, that were usualy very simlar to the world they left, but had problems they needed to solve or avoid, like all of the world being run by nazis, or inhabited by killer wasps that the sciency member of the a-team had to whip up a cure to save the girl member of the a-team. And then they had to get to the next portal in time or they would be stuck on that one world forever.
 
2012-06-12 04:31:23 PM  
Today I saw a guy driving an orange van with a huge A Clockwork Orange decal on the side of it like it was a business logo. My first thought was "WTF?!" My second was "I wonder if the cops around here are smart enough to know what that means?"

Just thought it was strange and figured I would share.
 
2012-06-12 04:50:28 PM  

rudemix: mytdawg: A-team van wasn't a Ford.

Jackasses. That's just poor reporting...

That was reporting? It looked like they cherry picked lines from the police report.


Not sorry he was arrested, and it showed good restraint not to shoot him. So good police work there. On the other hand, DUI possibilities (no charges in spite of apparent intoxication and an open container) were apparently forgotten once they could pile-on every conceivable officer safety charge. And since the DUI was the portion that directly concerned citizen safety, please add that to his charges between high fives, back slaps, and so on.
 
2012-06-12 04:50:47 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

I love it when a van comes together.

/With a patrol car
 
2012-06-12 04:51:59 PM  

toraque: I love it when a plan falls apart at the seams and results in vehicular assault and arrest!


Crap. I just saw this.

I'll give you all the proceeds from my post.
 
2012-06-12 05:22:38 PM  

here to help: Today I saw a guy driving an orange van with a huge A Clockwork Orange decal on the side of it like it was a business logo. My first thought was "WTF?!" My second was "I wonder if the cops around here are smart enough to know what that means?"

Just thought it was strange and figured I would share.


Did it have a phone number on it? If so, I hope you called, and I hope their hold music was Beethoven?

/Would be awesome if it turned out to be a milk truck...
 
2012-06-12 05:23:51 PM  
ll-media.extratv.com

TERRORIST TASE AND CLOSE FOR THE BIT.
 
2012-06-12 05:28:50 PM  
I was thinking of the van from "Surf natzis must die".
 
2012-06-12 05:31:55 PM  

RobSeace: Did it have a phone number on it? If so, I hope you called, and I hope their hold music was Beethoven?

/Would be awesome if it turned out to be a milk truck...


"Siiiiiiiiinging in the raaaainnnnn...."

I tried to explain to my elderly driving companion what ACWO was about and that they should never watch it, ever... then we talked about serial killers for a half hour. Weird day.
 
2012-06-12 05:58:28 PM  

spentmiles: And even though it was like a mini-van, that shiat could still do some smokey burn-outs when B.A. mashed it to the floorboard.


That wasn't so much like a mini-van as it was like a conversion van. At least one that was made to look like the van used in that 1980s TV show called "The A-Team"
 
2012-06-12 06:21:21 PM  

MythDragon: The A-team van was NOT a farking black van with a red stripe!
[www.ateamvan.nl image 640x480]
It was a black and grey van with a red stripe.
Get it right, assholes!


And even that was just a reversal of the Starsky & Hutch and BJ & The Bear livery of a an angled white stripe on red:
i736.photobucket.com
www.fordmuscleforums.com
www.scotlea.com
 
2012-06-12 06:42:29 PM  
I'm thinking said A-hole in TFA was also a moran and made a ford van to look like the A-team van.
 
2012-06-12 06:42:50 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: cleveoh: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.

EMBARRASSED???

Serioulsy, you don't just drop something in like that & saunter away; We need some details, some context.

Remember, you're on Fark - you won't be judged...

Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.


2.bp.blogspot.com

All ashore from the SS date rape.
 
2012-06-12 07:02:07 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I dated someone once who drove an A-Team van.
Yes, I am still embarrassed about that one.
Very much so.


We had some good times together didn't we baby? Cmon you remember me dont ya?

qualityshows.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-12 07:59:09 PM  

publikenemy: God I used to love me some A-team on Friday nights..I think Friday nights...where every bullet misses the good guys and every car crash ended in an explosion. Ahhh, the 80s...I'm feeling quite melancholy and reflective. I didn't know life was so good at the time.


Oh, and not only did every car crash end in an explosion--NOBODY DIED. Those villains had a better survival rate than COBRA soldiers on the GI Joe cartoons! There'd be a car crash with fire and parts flying everywhere...and yet the bad guys would crawl out of the burning wreck yelling and cursing Hannibal and his boys.

I miss the 80's action-adventure TV shows. Although being a kid probably made them seem better than they were.
 
2012-06-12 09:12:26 PM  

rustyspork: CapeFearCadaver: cleveoh: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: Heh, yeah... it was a mid-80's diesel run GM. He finally got rid of the red stripe though once we broke up he did something even more disturbingly embarrassing to it. I fear if I share what someone will know who the fark I'm talking about.

Was it this?
[landmarkreport.com image 600x370]


Could they not be bothered to put an actual spare tire on the front? After all that work they're going to puss out at the last second?

goddammit, what the shiat is up with kids these days?!?
 
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