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(KMOV St. Louis)   Two women charged with blinding golfers with their high beams   (kmov.com) divider line 36
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23360 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2012 at 2:16 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-12 03:21:07 PM  
16 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

My guess as to what may have caused the outrage.
2012-06-12 02:20:56 PM  
5 votes:
FOUR!! boobs.
2012-06-12 03:35:04 PM  
4 votes:
Who hates tits? They can make your whole day!

img0.liveinternet.ru
2012-06-12 04:08:08 PM  
3 votes:
Well... they were from Missouri. Isn't that the "Show Me State"?
2012-06-12 02:34:27 PM  
3 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: sex on perfectly trimmed green.


isamaras.files.wordpress.com

fap
2012-06-12 02:30:52 PM  
3 votes:
Oblig:

nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-12 11:44:04 AM  
3 votes:
www.mastercraft.com

Somebody needs to be taught the meaning of the word, "respect".
2012-06-13 12:39:11 AM  
2 votes:
I'd show them my 9-iron.
/OK, 6-iron
//Fine, 3-iron. :(
2012-06-12 02:48:58 PM  
2 votes:
Iceman_Cometh

43 and 45? That's way above par.

Hey, you can play bogey golf and still have fun,
2012-06-12 02:20:55 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure all the golfers were traumatized by this horrific incident and had to put in a lot of extra strokes back at the clubhouse.
2012-06-12 12:25:31 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus, are these two women sisters or something? I had to click on the mugshots to determine that these two pics are not of the same woman, but in fact are one pic each of the two "offenders":

media.kmov.com

I really cannot pass final judgment on what their punishment should be without seeing pics of the actual breasts in question, but I'm guessing the average guy would not be offended by seeing these two's tits. Not even the average golfer.
2012-06-12 10:45:29 AM  
2 votes:
This is why we can't have nice things
2012-06-13 11:12:30 AM  
1 votes:

Zatx: Had sex on a golf course at age 17... so getting a kick out of this replies.

/bie for the accomplishment?


caddying for a Catholic priest is not really a BIE worthy accomplishment.
2012-06-12 07:26:04 PM  
1 votes:
i186.photobucket.com

We're all gonna get laid!
2012-06-12 07:18:26 PM  
1 votes:
Every time I see a golf course, I see a waste of a good rifle range.

/and this bar, does it do take out?
//deliveries?
///two for one specials?
////I wish
2012-06-12 05:15:09 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Maud Dib: Humina humina..

[www.binfordsbarandgrill.com image 320x240]

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Let me enlarge that for you.


I'd practice my putz on them.
2012-06-12 05:09:13 PM  
1 votes:
They could kiss my balls for luck. And then we could play a round.
2012-06-12 04:28:33 PM  
1 votes:
fark.upi.com
"Kind of want"
2012-06-12 03:09:55 PM  
1 votes:
I want to know what the story is.

Were they strippers at an event? Mondays are usually when they will rent out a whole course for something like that. The one on the right appears to have the assets for that line of work, but they also don't look all used up like 40+ y.o. strippers look. Were they just liquored up and trying to distract the other people in their group?

Inquiring minds want to know!
Reporting fail!

/would also love the opportunity to disappoint the one on the right
//lawn. off.
2012-06-12 03:04:00 PM  
1 votes:
i54.tinypic.com
2012-06-12 03:00:11 PM  
1 votes:
And the issue with this is......what, exactly?

They're OK looking. I would let them wash my balls.
2012-06-12 02:59:21 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.


Only if you are surrounded by Asian women.
2012-06-12 02:48:53 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: That's totally my bag baby. A past gf indulged in my light kink of sex on perfectly trimmed green. We sneaked on super late at night, it was a cool summer night, and it was awesome.


Did you yell out "It's in the hole!" as you entered her?
2012-06-12 02:34:30 PM  
1 votes:
Britney Spears has aged horribly
2012-06-12 02:30:43 PM  
1 votes:
Well, if they were spending more than 3 minutes looking for their ball in the tall grass, not playing ready-golf, or doing that thing where they get within 100 yards of the green and play a PW into a bunker, then go to the cart for their SW, but still miss the green, go back to the cart for a chipping iron, then go back to the cart for their putter rather than GRABBING ALL THE CLUBS YOU MIGHT NEED FOR YOUR SHORT GAME AND CARRYING THEM WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FINISH THE HOLE, I'd have called the cops...
2012-06-12 02:30:12 PM  
1 votes:
Golfer 1: How'd you do today?
Golfer 2: Had a great round.
Golfer 1: What'd you shoot?
Golfer 2: 84.
Golfer 1: How is that great?
Golfer 2: Saw some boobs.

/is she topless in that mugshot?
2012-06-12 02:29:33 PM  
1 votes:
basemetal Smartest
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2012-06-12 12:50:36 PM

That's a rough 43 and 45.




Actually, it's about normal, and even slightly above par for that age.
2012-06-12 02:27:49 PM  
1 votes:

Iceman_Cometh: 43 and 45? That's way above par.

/I'd play the back nine
//show them my puts


Aim pin-high and go for the hole in one.
2012-06-12 02:26:49 PM  
1 votes:
That's totally my bag baby. A past gf indulged in my light kink of sex on perfectly trimmed green. We sneaked on super late at night, it was a cool summer night, and it was awesome.
2012-06-12 02:26:02 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know how to feel. While they're "not bad", I really can't go so far as to say they're "good".
It's exactly like drinking milk past it's expiry date; you try to convince yourself that it's not bad, but you know it's bad. You know.
2012-06-12 02:22:13 PM  
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Marcus Aurelius: The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs"

You know how I know that she doesn't know what a sexual organ is?

Indeed. Breasts are secondary sexual characteristics.

Completely awesome motorboatable secondary sexual characteristics.


I thought they were mammalian protuberances.
2012-06-12 01:11:13 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.


You won't think that when you get close to 43 and 45.
2012-06-12 12:05:16 PM  
1 votes:
img72.imageshack.us

Grables'Daughter: Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.


No. There are men out there that are more concerned with their golf game than they are with pretty women. I know I know! They need counseling.
2012-06-12 11:43:01 AM  
1 votes:
I'd let 'em wash my balls and grip my 8 wood.
2012-06-12 10:39:35 AM  
1 votes:
The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs"

You know how I know that she doesn't know what a sexual organ is?
2012-06-12 10:28:51 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: Binford and Lewis, both from O'Fallon, Missouri, were arrested and charged with public indecency. They were taken to the Madison County Jail and held on $100 bond.


Jeebus, for showing your tits
 
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