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ElBarto79		2012-06-12 06:52:24 PM

Number 1: I get the feeling these women like showing off.

Number 2: There is no way a guy was complaining about them flashing, it had to be some uptight woman.

Nick Nostril		2012-06-12 07:09:46 PM

Maybe slightly past their expiration date, but we appreciate the effort anyways.

CBob		2012-06-12 07:18:26 PM

Every time I see a golf course, I see a waste of a good rifle range.

/and this bar, does it do take out?
//deliveries?
///two for one specials?
////I wish

Kenny B		2012-06-12 07:26:04 PM

We're all gonna get laid!

TastyEloi		2012-06-12 07:31:22 PM

I do think they're fairly attractive for their ages, although I'm not the biggest fan of the "dyed-blonde, overly tan" type. I generally prefer fair-complexioned, dark-haired women or gingers. I definitely think both of these ladies have had way too much sun exposure in their lives and their photo-aged skin reflects it.

Nick Nostril		2012-06-12 07:34:59 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan		2012-06-12 07:37:42 PM

Those are 2 handsome women.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-06-12 07:43:30 PM

A flute with no holes is not a flute.

ANTENNANAUT		2012-06-12 08:39:20 PM

Why, yes. I am playing a Tittlest 4.

ski9600		2012-06-12 09:04:10 PM

JuicePats: [media.kmov.com image 600x449]

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www.cinemovies.fr

LesserEvil		2012-06-12 09:08:50 PM

Fark needs to start a collection for these poor women!!!

Geez, I thought bare breasts were pretty much ruled legal in the United States, anyway. They are just mostly keeping it a secret so we don't have to suffer all the nasty flapjacks that are more likely to be exposed aorund the country if such knowledge was made public.

crabsno termites		2012-06-12 09:53:33 PM

Something, something, "ballwasher", something, something, "bidet".

/old

feuerwehrmann		2012-06-12 09:58:25 PM

Banned on the Run: [www.binfordsbarandgrill.com image 300x224]

I think they're the 2 (4) on the right

I'll take the lot, please have them washed and sent to my bunk

The e is in my p

OKObserver		2012-06-12 10:18:02 PM

They're really not good looking. Hope the tits were better. Wonder if they were in play?

Gawdzila		2012-06-12 10:22:45 PM

"The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs" while on the course."

Did this incident involve a speculum, or what? O_o

Gawdzila		2012-06-12 10:25:46 PM

Grables'Daughter: basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.

I didn't think it was that bad.

I agree, they look pretty alright for mid 40s to me. I've seen better, but I've seen much worse too.

stuffy		2012-06-12 10:28:48 PM

I'd do the one on the right..

Who am I kidding I'd do'em both.

carrion_luggage		2012-06-12 10:29:29 PM

The golfers were so rattled they double-bukkakied the next hole.

cretinbob		2012-06-12 10:34:52 PM

ChipNASA: Banned on the Run: [www.hawtcelebs.com image 640x863]

Here's the whole thing (some borderline NSFW)

/and my bad -- that's Natalie Coughlin
//sue me

That last one is *SO* airbrushed that it is practically like this

[www.universalroyalty.com image 396x511]

Dude, she's 6

cretinbob		2012-06-12 10:36:37 PM

Pray for Omarion: I thought she looked fine before, but owning a bar makes her beautiful!

Yeah, and I'm guessing somehow alcohol was involved in this whole thing.

crabsno termites		2012-06-12 11:40:03 PM

basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.

How do I know you are 18 and not 66?

KyDave		2012-06-12 11:51:14 PM

ph0rk: Grables'Daughter: [akalol.files.wordpress.com image 526x640]

Trashy.

yeah... so?

HaywoodJablonski		2012-06-13 12:39:11 AM

I'd show them my 9-iron.
/OK, 6-iron
//Fine, 3-iron. :(

Doctor Jan Itor		2012-06-13 06:00:46 AM

HaywoodJablonski: I'd show them my 9-iron.
/OK, 6-iron
//Fine, 3-iron. :(

Putting wedge?

/It's a sand trap!

Zatx		2012-06-13 07:57:10 AM

Had sex on a golf course at age 17... so getting a kick out of this replies.

/bie for the accomplishment?

doczoidberg		2012-06-13 08:00:09 AM

These chicks could wind up on the sex offender registry for this....

stevarooni		2012-06-13 08:48:16 AM

LesserEvil: Geez, I thought bare breasts were pretty much ruled legal in the United States, anyway.

It varies by state, as do many things in the U.S.

Kenneth Snow		2012-06-13 09:24:40 AM

HaywoodJablonski: I'd show them my 9-iron.
/OK, 6-iron
//Fine, 3-iron. :(

You know how I know you don't golf?

houndoggie		2012-06-13 09:33:02 AM

having lived in Alton for 4 years in the past, let me tell you that this incident is par for the course.

I can also attest that some of the toothless female bartenders in the more seedy bars will flash you their pancakes or their slimy ham wallet.

Alton is a verifiable shiat hole, but I enjoyed my 4 years there.

Inflatable Rhetoric		2012-06-13 09:38:32 AM

Golf needs something to make it seem interesting.

HaywoodJablonski		2012-06-13 09:39:28 AM

Kenneth Snow: HaywoodJablonski: I'd show them my 9-iron.
/OK, 6-iron
//Fine, 3-iron. :(

You know how I know you don't golf?

You know how I know the joke went over your head?

/18 handicapper, so it's debatable if I play or not

Sofa King Smart		2012-06-13 11:12:30 AM

Zatx: Had sex on a golf course at age 17... so getting a kick out of this replies.

/bie for the accomplishment?

caddying for a Catholic priest is not really a BIE worthy accomplishment.

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