Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ruiner13: And this is why I have no respect for golfers. They take good land, put fences around it for their boring-ass sport, and complain when they see boobs. Since golf clubs banned women for so long, I'm starting to wonder if "golfer" should be used as a euphemism for homosexuality.


Go play a round of golf behind a woman foursome, and you will understand why they were/are banned from some golf clubs.

I'll play around behind a woman foursome, if you know what I mean.

I'll fess up: I can think of quite a few situations where my golf game would be far more compelling than the storebought tata's of some middle aged skank.

The course is guilty of false advertising:


The Woodlands Golf Club is a Must-Play if you are golfing in the St. Louis Metro area! With a design amid a winding creek and plenty of elevation change, The Woodlands is known as a shot-makers paradise and will challenge you to use every club in the bag. This course is known for its "fun" layout and unique array of holes. This unforgettable golfing experience provides golfers in the Riverbend area with a visual impact, challenging layout, and a unique design making The Woodlands unlike any other course in the Metro area. The four different sets of tee boxes appeal to a wide variety of skill levels. Many new customers refer to The Woodlands as a "Diamond in the Rough" after their first visit.

The Woodlands is known as having some of the best greens around offering a true roll and greens that "hold" well on your approach. In addition to excellent greens, zosyia tees and fairways compliment the course well. As one of the areas most enjoyable public golf courses, we encourage you to book your tee time today. Call (618) 462-1456 today to book your tee time or book online now!

The Woodlands clubhouse is known for providing a breathtaking view of the golf course in all seasons. Enjoy the scenic view of the course while hosting your event in the exquisite Woodlands Banquet Facility overlooking the 18th green. With accomodations for 250, The Woodlands is ideal for hosting receptions, tournaments and outings, class reunions, parties and more. It is two levels with the pro shop and full bar in the bottom level and the Banquet Facility in the upper level.

The Woodlands was family built, and has been owned and operated since opening in 1994. The operations are now under management of Jordan Hansen and have been since March of 2009. Under Hansen Golf Management major rennovations have taken place both on and off the golf course. With the ear of senior management throughout all operations, including tournaments, outings, banquets, and special events you can be assured that your satisfaction is our top priority.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ruiner13: And this is why I have no respect for golfers. They take good land, put fences around it for their boring-ass sport, and complain when they see boobs. Since golf clubs banned women for so long, I'm starting to wonder if "golfer" should be used as a euphemism for homosexuality.


Go play a round of golf behind a woman foursome, and you will understand why they were/are banned from some golf clubs.

I have no problem with men-only clubs. Women have their women-only clubs and organizations. It's really not sexist at all. I think its good for both sexes.

Pray for Omarion: I thought she looked fine before, but owning a bar makes her beautiful!

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In other words, those boobies were on the course earnin' a living.

The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs" while on the course.

The possibilities are just countless here. But I'm going with the guy was about to lose big money and blamed it on the beer girls.

I wonder if someone would be kind enough to whip up a set of Steve Buscemi eyes for the two offenders?

If god wanted us to see boobs we would be born naked!

"Kind of want"

Yeah, I would party with these ladies.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Maud Dib: Humina humina..

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Let me enlarge that for you.

It looks like they're already large enough.

Grables'Daughter: Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.

These women look like they could never be obnoxious as long as we get to see the boobies.
BIE?
EIP
please ladies.....I promise I am not playing golf..

When are we going to stop abiding by the laws of these uptight idiots?...



There are several states and cities in which this would not have been illegal. Thankfully. It's slow, but at least it's progress.

"Please leave the ducks on the golf course. Thanks, MGMT"

Free the Binford two, or at the very least keep them free

Kanemano: Free the Binford two, or at the very least keep them free

Those racks are magnificent! Someone really shoulda snapped some pics before calling the cops.

Surprised at how few requests there are for BIE.
Folks been burned too many times?

Maud Dib: Humina humina..

Niiiiiiiiice!

swangoatman: Grables'Daughter: Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.

These women look like they could never be obnoxious as long as we get to see the boobies.
BIE?
EIP
please ladies.....I promise I am not playing golf..

HairyTwatter: Surprised at how few requests there are for BIE.
Folks been burned too many times?

Well, let's get it rolling. BIE/EIP.

I'll take the one on the right.

I was similarly amused by the topless mugshot .... I suspect the cops took them downtown like that to make a point.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thudfark: You want me to kill all the golfers?

Not goffers, you idjit, goffers!

I mean if we kill all the golfers....

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Maud Dib: Humina humina..

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Let me enlarge that for you.

I'd practice my putz on them.

show me: Here's the web site for the bar one of them owns: Link

special20: Well... they were from Missouri. Isn't that the "Show Me State"?

Why, yes it is! This bar is just a couple of miles from my house.

Hate these stories where there is no explanation for the behaviour.

But thanks to the link posted, the reason becomes obvious. Go through to the bar photos page and you can see they were working from "Promote Your Business For Dummies" (chapter 1)

elev8meL8r: thisisyourbrainonFark: sex on perfectly trimmed green.

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Is that the "High Society" "green lady"?

The computers in the other pics were Data General, and it was shot in a DG sales office. BIG commotion at HQ when that spread came out...not the kind of advertising they wanted :-)

Darn it, Subby. I was looking forward to a story in which golfers were being poached as though they were deer. This is... disappointing.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: HairyTwatter: Surprised at how few requests there are for BIE.
Folks been burned too many times?

I send out one email of my moobs, and suddenly the BIE requests come to a screeching halt.

MIE? Let me be the first to say that your moobs are lovely.

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That's a rough 43 and 45.

Little monkey women...'Bark like a Dog....'

If getting titties flashed on a golf course is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Oh, and flashing is illegal at Bushwood sir and I never slice.

Maud Dib: ka1axy:

Is that the "High Society" "green lady"?



Wut...
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That's from the original Star Trek series.

:-)
OK thanks -- never mind...didn't realize there was another Green Lady!

//long and cool story from a place I used to work...porno shoot in a sales office...company bigwigs were (understandably) not amused at the depiction of their equipment as props

FTFA: The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs" while on the course.

Note: the caller was so uptight they refused to use the word "breasts" out loud

Pic of said caller:

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That's a rough 43 and 45.

You won't think that when you get close to 43 and 45.

I'm past that and when you get there you will think what I just said.

/or maybe the wife and I and our friends have good genes.

I'm right in between them and I think they're OK

/mmmmm.....right in between them

I think they're the 2 (4) on the right