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(KMOV St. Louis)   Two women charged with blinding golfers with their high beams   (kmov.com) divider line 232
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2012-06-12 04:18:15 PM
Here's the web site for the bar one of them owns: Link

special20: Well... they were from Missouri. Isn't that the "Show Me State"?

Why, yes it is! This bar is just a couple of miles from my house.
 
2012-06-12 04:18:35 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ruiner13: And this is why I have no respect for golfers. They take good land, put fences around it for their boring-ass sport, and complain when they see boobs. Since golf clubs banned women for so long, I'm starting to wonder if "golfer" should be used as a euphemism for homosexuality.


Go play a round of golf behind a woman foursome, and you will understand why they were/are banned from some golf clubs.


I'll play around behind a woman foursome, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-06-12 04:18:43 PM
Thudfark: You want me to kill all the golfers?

Not goffers, you idjit, goffers!
 
2012-06-12 04:19:54 PM
I'll fess up: I can think of quite a few situations where my golf game would be far more compelling than the storebought tata's of some middle aged skank.
 
2012-06-12 04:20:10 PM
The course is guilty of false advertising:


The Woodlands Golf Club is a Must-Play if you are golfing in the St. Louis Metro area! With a design amid a winding creek and plenty of elevation change, The Woodlands is known as a shot-makers paradise and will challenge you to use every club in the bag. This course is known for its "fun" layout and unique array of holes. This unforgettable golfing experience provides golfers in the Riverbend area with a visual impact, challenging layout, and a unique design making The Woodlands unlike any other course in the Metro area. The four different sets of tee boxes appeal to a wide variety of skill levels. Many new customers refer to The Woodlands as a "Diamond in the Rough" after their first visit.

The Woodlands is known as having some of the best greens around offering a true roll and greens that "hold" well on your approach. In addition to excellent greens, zosyia tees and fairways compliment the course well. As one of the areas most enjoyable public golf courses, we encourage you to book your tee time today. Call (618) 462-1456 today to book your tee time or book online now!

The Woodlands clubhouse is known for providing a breathtaking view of the golf course in all seasons. Enjoy the scenic view of the course while hosting your event in the exquisite Woodlands Banquet Facility overlooking the 18th green. With accomodations for 250, The Woodlands is ideal for hosting receptions, tournaments and outings, class reunions, parties and more. It is two levels with the pro shop and full bar in the bottom level and the Banquet Facility in the upper level.

The Woodlands was family built, and has been owned and operated since opening in 1994. The operations are now under management of Jordan Hansen and have been since March of 2009. Under Hansen Golf Management major rennovations have taken place both on and off the golf course. With the ear of senior management throughout all operations, including tournaments, outings, banquets, and special events you can be assured that your satisfaction is our top priority.
 
2012-06-12 04:20:31 PM
Whoops, beaten to it.
 
2012-06-12 04:23:08 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ruiner13: And this is why I have no respect for golfers. They take good land, put fences around it for their boring-ass sport, and complain when they see boobs. Since golf clubs banned women for so long, I'm starting to wonder if "golfer" should be used as a euphemism for homosexuality.


Go play a round of golf behind a woman foursome, and you will understand why they were/are banned from some golf clubs.


I have no problem with men-only clubs. Women have their women-only clubs and organizations. It's really not sexist at all. I think its good for both sexes.
 
2012-06-12 04:24:18 PM
Pray for Omarion: I thought she looked fine before, but owning a bar makes her beautiful!

Link


In other words, those boobies were on the course earnin' a living.
 
2012-06-12 04:24:52 PM
The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs" while on the course.

The possibilities are just countless here. But I'm going with the guy was about to lose big money and blamed it on the beer girls.
www.golfkentuckylinks.com
 
2012-06-12 04:25:09 PM
I wonder if someone would be kind enough to whip up a set of Steve Buscemi eyes for the two offenders?
 
2012-06-12 04:26:29 PM
Humina humina..

www.binfordsbarandgrill.com
 
2012-06-12 04:26:58 PM
If god wanted us to see boobs we would be born naked!
 
2012-06-12 04:28:33 PM
fark.upi.com
"Kind of want"
 
2012-06-12 04:30:26 PM
ph0rk: master_dman: Wanna know how I know the golfer who called it in was either gay or female?

Something tells me if they were that drunk at 2pm they probably weren't that much fun to be around at the time.


It took them that long to get drunk?
 
2012-06-12 04:30:30 PM
Maud Dib: Humina humina..

[www.binfordsbarandgrill.com image 320x240]


i50.tinypic.com

Let me enlarge that for you.
 
2012-06-12 04:32:22 PM
Yeah, I would party with these ladies.
 
2012-06-12 04:34:41 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Maud Dib: Humina humina..

[www.binfordsbarandgrill.com image 320x240]

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Let me enlarge that for you.


It looks like they're already large enough.
 
2012-06-12 04:35:24 PM
Grables'Daughter: Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.

These women look like they could never be obnoxious as long as we get to see the boobies.
BIE?
EIP
please ladies.....I promise I am not playing golf..
 
2012-06-12 04:35:43 PM
When are we going to stop abiding by the laws of these uptight idiots?...

themoderatevoice.com

There are several states and cities in which this would not have been illegal. Thankfully. It's slow, but at least it's progress.
 
2012-06-12 04:35:54 PM
www.binfordsbarandgrill.com

"Please leave the ducks on the golf course. Thanks, MGMT"
 
2012-06-12 04:36:00 PM
Free the Binford two, or at the very least keep them free
 
2012-06-12 04:37:53 PM
Revek: basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.

You won't think that when you get close to 43 and 45.


I'm past that and when you get there you will think what I just said.

/or maybe the wife and I and our friends have good genes.
 
2012-06-12 04:38:23 PM
ruiner13: And this is why I have no respect for golfers. They take good land, put fences around it for their boring-ass sport, and complain when they see boobs.


I maintain my suspicion that the complain came from a a bitter hausfrau who isn't getting enough at home.
 
2012-06-12 04:39:31 PM
Kanemano: Free the Binford two, or at the very least keep them free

fixed
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 04:40:23 PM
Oh yes, I would. Repeatedly and for extended periods of time.

Not bad at all, bet those tatas were damned nice, too.
 
2012-06-12 04:41:42 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Maud Dib: Humina humina..

[www.binfordsbarandgrill.com image 320x240]

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Let me enlarge that for you.


farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-12 04:43:16 PM
Kanemano: Free the Binford two, or at the very least keep them free

www.dvdizzy.com
 
2012-06-12 04:44:27 PM
Kanemano: Free the Binford two four, or at the very least keep them free

This time, actually fixed.
 
2012-06-12 04:44:47 PM
Those racks are magnificent! Someone really shoulda snapped some pics before calling the cops.
 
2012-06-12 04:45:21 PM
basemetal: I'm past that and when you get there you will think what I just said.

Keep in mind that mug shots are usually really poor photos.

The one on the right isn't bad at all, the one on the left... not my thing, but I'm sure both would clean up really well.

It's possible they have boobs that sag down to their waists, but they don't look too bad. Sure, they don't look like they're in their 20s, but that's not always a bad thing.
 
2012-06-12 04:49:28 PM
Surprised at how few requests there are for BIE.
Folks been burned too many times?
 
2012-06-12 04:50:08 PM
Only another woman would call and complain about this
 
2012-06-12 04:55:54 PM
Maud Dib: Humina humina..

Niiiiiiiiice!
 
2012-06-12 04:56:12 PM
HairyTwatter: Surprised at how few requests there are for BIE.
Folks been burned too many times?


I send out one email of my moobs, and suddenly the BIE requests come to a screeching halt.
 
2012-06-12 04:58:48 PM
swangoatman: Grables'Daughter: Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.

These women look like they could never be obnoxious as long as we get to see the boobies.
BIE?
EIP
please ladies.....I promise I am not playing golf..


HairyTwatter: Surprised at how few requests there are for BIE.
Folks been burned too many times?


Well, let's get it rolling. BIE/EIP.
 
2012-06-12 05:06:45 PM
I'll take the one on the right.

I was similarly amused by the topless mugshot .... I suspect the cops took them downtown like that to make a point.
 
2012-06-12 05:09:13 PM
They could kiss my balls for luck. And then we could play a round.
 
2012-06-12 05:14:25 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thudfark: You want me to kill all the golfers?

Not goffers, you idjit, goffers!


I mean if we kill all the golfers....
 
2012-06-12 05:15:09 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Maud Dib: Humina humina..

[www.binfordsbarandgrill.com image 320x240]

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Let me enlarge that for you.


I'd practice my putz on them.
 
2012-06-12 05:16:21 PM
show me: Here's the web site for the bar one of them owns: Link

special20: Well... they were from Missouri. Isn't that the "Show Me State"?

Why, yes it is! This bar is just a couple of miles from my house.


Hate these stories where there is no explanation for the behaviour.

But thanks to the link posted, the reason becomes obvious. Go through to the bar photos page and you can see they were working from "Promote Your Business For Dummies" (chapter 1)
 
2012-06-12 05:16:36 PM
elev8meL8r: thisisyourbrainonFark: sex on perfectly trimmed green.

[isamaras.files.wordpress.com image 550x302]

fap


Is that the "High Society" "green lady"?

The computers in the other pics were Data General, and it was shot in a DG sales office. BIG commotion at HQ when that spread came out...not the kind of advertising they wanted :-)
 
2012-06-12 05:27:25 PM
Darn it, Subby. I was looking forward to a story in which golfers were being poached as though they were deer. This is... disappointing.
 
2012-06-12 05:36:40 PM
ka1axy:

Is that the "High Society" "green lady"?



Wut...
notsureifserious.jpg
That's from the original Star Trek series.
 
2012-06-12 05:52:00 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: HairyTwatter: Surprised at how few requests there are for BIE.
Folks been burned too many times?

I send out one email of my moobs, and suddenly the BIE requests come to a screeching halt.


MIE? Let me be the first to say that your moobs are lovely.
 
2012-06-12 05:59:07 PM
basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.


Little monkey women...'Bark like a Dog....'

If getting titties flashed on a golf course is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Oh, and flashing is illegal at Bushwood sir and I never slice.
 
2012-06-12 06:00:08 PM
media.kmov.com

www.impactwrestling.com
 
2012-06-12 06:14:17 PM
Maud Dib: ka1axy:

Is that the "High Society" "green lady"?



Wut...
notsureifserious.jpg
That's from the original Star Trek series.


:-)
OK thanks -- never mind...didn't realize there was another Green Lady!

//long and cool story from a place I used to work...porno shoot in a sales office...company bigwigs were (understandably) not amused at the depiction of their equipment as props
 
2012-06-12 06:27:59 PM
FTFA: The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs" while on the course.

Note: the caller was so uptight they refused to use the word "breasts" out loud

Pic of said caller:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-12 06:33:32 PM
basemetal: Revek: basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.

You won't think that when you get close to 43 and 45.

I'm past that and when you get there you will think what I just said.

/or maybe the wife and I and our friends have good genes.


I'm right in between them and I think they're OK

/mmmmm.....right in between them
 
2012-06-12 06:35:57 PM
www.binfordsbarandgrill.com

I think they're the 2 (4) on the right
 
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