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(KMOV St. Louis)   Two women charged with blinding golfers with their high beams   (kmov.com) divider line 232
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2012-06-12 10:28:51 AM  
FTA: Binford and Lewis, both from O'Fallon, Missouri, were arrested and charged with public indecency. They were taken to the Madison County Jail and held on $100 bond.


Jeebus, for showing your tits
 
2012-06-12 10:39:35 AM  
The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs"

You know how I know that she doesn't know what a sexual organ is?
 
2012-06-12 10:45:29 AM  
This is why we can't have nice things
 
2012-06-12 10:52:07 AM  
I caught Lexx and Terry this morning. They were comparing the recording of the audience's reaction to Madonna's exposing her boob to recordings of disasters like the Hindenburg. Up to the point where I had to get in to work, the boob reaction was still the most horrific sounding,

/podcast here
//pretty funny IMHO
 
2012-06-12 11:04:39 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs"

You know how I know that she doesn't know what a sexual organ is?


Indeed. Breasts are secondary sexual characteristics.

Completely awesome motorboatable secondary sexual characteristics.
 
2012-06-12 11:13:42 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs"

You know how I know that she doesn't know what a sexual organ is?


I was going to say the same thing, but then I remembered I have engaged in activities with girlfriends' when they used their breasts as a sexual organ.
 
2012-06-12 11:30:02 AM  
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2012-06-12 11:35:29 AM  
Oh, noes! Breastesses.

*gasp*

/won't somebody pleeeeease think of the golfers?
 
2012-06-12 11:43:01 AM  
I'd let 'em wash my balls and grip my 8 wood.
 
2012-06-12 11:44:04 AM  
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Somebody needs to be taught the meaning of the word, "respect".
 
2012-06-12 11:50:06 AM  
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2012-06-12 11:50:41 AM  
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2012-06-12 11:52:23 AM  
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2012-06-12 12:02:12 PM  
Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.
 
2012-06-12 12:03:32 PM  
Titillating news.
 
2012-06-12 12:05:16 PM  
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Grables'Daughter: Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.


No. There are men out there that are more concerned with their golf game than they are with pretty women. I know I know! They need counseling.
 
2012-06-12 12:05:53 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:06:29 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:07:51 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img856.imageshack.us image 328x400]


Diora Baird can carry my golf bag anytime.
 
2012-06-12 12:16:31 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:18:13 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:18:48 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:21:01 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:25:31 PM  
Jesus, are these two women sisters or something? I had to click on the mugshots to determine that these two pics are not of the same woman, but in fact are one pic each of the two "offenders":

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I really cannot pass final judgment on what their punishment should be without seeing pics of the actual breasts in question, but I'm guessing the average guy would not be offended by seeing these two's tits. Not even the average golfer.
 
2012-06-12 12:28:31 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:50:36 PM  
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That's a rough 43 and 45.
 
2012-06-12 12:51:32 PM  

basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.


I didn't think it was that bad.
 
2012-06-12 12:57:04 PM  

Grables'Daughter: basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.

I didn't think it was that bad.


Looks ok from here
 
2012-06-12 01:05:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Grables'Daughter: basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.

I didn't think it was that bad.

Looks ok from here


Now, if you had said a rough 33 and 35, I would agree.

But, honestly, for 43 and 45 I think that looks just fine.

/really
 
2012-06-12 01:11:13 PM  

basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.


You won't think that when you get close to 43 and 45.
 
2012-06-12 01:14:33 PM  

Grables'Daughter: I didn't think it was that bad.


This

I'd also like to see the breasts in question before passing judgement.

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//looks like both of them, but I need moar pics
 
2012-06-12 01:38:19 PM  
I'd need a few cocktails, but I'm not too proud to hit those.
 
2012-06-12 02:20:55 PM  
I'm sure all the golfers were traumatized by this horrific incident and had to put in a lot of extra strokes back at the clubhouse.
 
2012-06-12 02:20:56 PM  
FOUR!! boobs.
 
2012-06-12 02:21:27 PM  
I'd probably jerk off and then report them to reclaim some of my spent jerk.
 
2012-06-12 02:21:45 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img685.imageshack.us image 507x680]


Good hip-turn, follow-thru and she kept the shaft on plane.
Butt can she putt?
 
2012-06-12 02:22:13 PM  
I'd let them interrupt my swing, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-06-12 02:22:13 PM  

give me doughnuts: Marcus Aurelius: The caller stated that two women were exposing their "sexual organs"

You know how I know that she doesn't know what a sexual organ is?

Indeed. Breasts are secondary sexual characteristics.

Completely awesome motorboatable secondary sexual characteristics.


I thought they were mammalian protuberances.
 
2012-06-12 02:23:12 PM  
"You know how I know you're gay?"
 
2012-06-12 02:23:13 PM  
Were the offended golfers men or women? It's important.
 
2012-06-12 02:23:55 PM  

RibbyK: Were the offended golfers men or women? It's important.


Take a wild guess.
 
2012-06-12 02:24:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Grables'Daughter: Okay, so either they were being really, really obnoxious and interrupting the game, or there were women there that complained.

No. There are men out there that are more concerned with their golf game than they are with pretty women. I know I know! They need counseling.



True, but I suspect the latter in this case.
 
2012-06-12 02:25:03 PM  
43 and 45? That's way above par.

/I'd play the back nine
//show them my puts
 
2012-06-12 02:25:59 PM  

Revek: basemetal: [media.kmov.com image 480x270]

That's a rough 43 and 45.

You won't think that when you get close to 43 and 45.


This. Both ladies look fine.
 
2012-06-12 02:26:02 PM  
I don't know how to feel. While they're "not bad", I really can't go so far as to say they're "good".
It's exactly like drinking milk past it's expiry date; you try to convince yourself that it's not bad, but you know it's bad. You know.
 
2012-06-12 02:26:49 PM  
That's totally my bag baby. A past gf indulged in my light kink of sex on perfectly trimmed green. We sneaked on super late at night, it was a cool summer night, and it was awesome.
 
2012-06-12 02:27:01 PM  

Grables'Daughter: RibbyK: Were the offended golfers men or women? It's important.

Take a wild guess.


Guys who have no joy in their lives, then.

But we've already said that they're golfers.
 
2012-06-12 02:27:49 PM  

Iceman_Cometh: 43 and 45? That's way above par.

/I'd play the back nine
//show them my puts


Aim pin-high and go for the hole in one.
 
2012-06-12 02:29:16 PM  
Well hell, O'Fallon is right down the road. I'm wondering if I can go get some golfing lessons from them.
 
2012-06-12 02:29:33 PM  
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2012-06-12 12:50:36 PM

That's a rough 43 and 45.




Actually, it's about normal, and even slightly above par for that age.
 
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