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2012-06-12 10:16:31 AM
Did she at least clean the pipes?
 
2012-06-12 10:29:27 AM
Needs more lemon pledge.
 
2012-06-12 10:29:36 AM
You know, my track record with women could be described as moderately disastrous, but I'm reasonably certain that stabbing them WILL NOT HELP your chances.
 
2012-06-12 10:29:48 AM
Looks like he was just opening a more direct path to the throat.
 
2012-06-12 10:30:58 AM
He didn't want to drop it, so I told him I was going to hit him with the golf club.

How nice. I'd have just hit him with the club.
 
2012-06-12 10:31:35 AM
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SBASAF???
 
2012-06-12 10:33:21 AM

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: He didn't want to drop it, so I told him I was going to hit him with the golf club.

How nice. I'd have just hit him with the club.


Must be English tourists.

"I say, old bean, you seem overly distressed...."
 
2012-06-12 10:35:17 AM
"I went up with the golf club and told the man to drop the knife," said Holt. "He didn't want to drop it, so I told him I was going to hit him with the golf club."

This breaks the first rule of fight club. Amateurs are going to ruin the sport.
 
2012-06-12 10:36:54 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Looks like he was just opening a more direct path to the throat.


You really haven't lived until you've received a tracheotomy hole blow job!
 
2012-06-12 10:41:57 AM

danielscissorhands: Sock Ruh Tease: Looks like he was just opening a more direct path to the throat.

You really haven't lived until you've received a tracheotomy hole blow job!


Usually you have to go to Mexico for that kinda thing
 
2012-06-12 10:44:18 AM
She just needed some more lemon pledge.
 
2012-06-12 10:47:03 AM
mine only complains about the windows
 
2012-06-12 10:50:25 AM
elzonkeyshow.files.wordpress.com

"No, no... I no can clean."
 
2012-06-12 10:59:56 AM
HOTW!
 
2012-06-12 11:02:27 AM

OtherLittleGuy: [elzonkeyshow.files.wordpress.com image 159x265]

"No, no... I no can clean."


How was this not the Boobies?
 
2012-06-12 11:04:57 AM
She was asking for it with that outfit.

I mean the secksing not the stabbing.
 
2012-06-12 11:17:23 AM
If my housekeeper looked like this I'd want a full scrub down.

www.dailystab.com

/hot like the dailystab
 
2012-06-12 11:19:31 AM
She's not a lusty Argonian.
 
2012-06-12 11:53:53 AM
I love how they just had to put the last two sentences on a completely separate page.
 
2012-06-12 11:54:28 AM
Lord whats-his-name lives!

/can't remember it and too proud to google
 
2012-06-12 12:03:58 PM
He should have gotten a houseboy.
 
2012-06-12 12:49:02 PM
"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? "

I think the answer is no.

Man, he looks rocky for 64.
 
2012-06-12 01:17:23 PM

Error1355: I love how they just had to put the last two sentences on a completely separate page.


Subby here. This is one of our local rags. They just moved to this format. But they kept all their articles at the same length they were before. Poke around -- most of the stories now break on the last two or three sentences.
 
2012-06-12 03:12:03 PM
i172.photobucket.com

Could eat a knob at night.
 
2012-06-12 04:21:31 PM
www.celebrity-sunglasses-finder.com
 
2012-06-12 06:56:19 PM
Girl Dee,I've been watching yooooou
From across the [kitchen table] baby
It's nothing new....
I've watched you so many times before now,baby
I see that look in your eyes
(Look in your eyes)
And what it's telling me-and YOU know
Oh,Dee,that I'm not shy
[You must have picked up] on my telepathy now,baby....

/Modified GA lyrics seems apropos.
 
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