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(BusinessWeek)   Remember the joke Obama told about the photo of him and George Clooney? Well, here's the real picture   (businessweek.com) divider line 135
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2012-06-12 08:28:13 AM
I KNEW IT! THAT NO GOOD LYIN' KENYAN!
 
2012-06-12 08:31:51 AM
Darn you Obangbus
 
2012-06-12 08:34:06 AM
WHY WON'T THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA FACT CHECK OBAMA'S JOKES?
 
2012-06-12 08:41:40 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
 
2012-06-12 08:45:15 AM
So, let me get this straight, Sarah Palin's been President since May 11?
 
2012-06-12 08:52:18 AM
WAIT! IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN I still don't care.
 
2012-06-12 08:54:26 AM
what?
 
2012-06-12 08:58:26 AM
Obama's Clooney Joke Got Lots of Laughs. Too Bad Nobody Fact-Checked It First

Does this mean that the penguin didn't have an ice cream while he was waiting for his car to get fixed?
 
2012-06-12 09:03:51 AM
because photographers only take a single photo of an event and share it amongst themselves?
 
2012-06-12 09:05:52 AM
The comments section of that article is comedy GOLD.
 
2012-06-12 09:07:02 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Obama's Clooney Joke Got Lots of Laughs. Too Bad Nobody Fact-Checked It First

Does this mean that the penguin didn't have an ice cream while he was waiting for his car to get fixed?


No, it means he did, in fact, perform oral sex on a seal.
 
2012-06-12 09:14:20 AM
scm-l3.technorati.com
"I was eating my eggs this morning..."
dvdmedia.ign.com
"WRONG! You had Special K with banana!"
 
2012-06-12 09:16:24 AM

Marcus Aurelius: The comments section of that article is comedy GOLD.


I like this one:

If you put all of the liberal brains together and made gunpowder out of them,you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

That guy blows his nose with gunpowder made out of human brains.
 
2012-06-12 09:17:05 AM
who the fark fact checks JOKES??
 
2012-06-12 09:17:08 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Marcus Aurelius: Obama's Clooney Joke Got Lots of Laughs. Too Bad Nobody Fact-Checked It First

Does this mean that the penguin didn't have an ice cream while he was waiting for his car to get fixed?

No, it means he did, in fact, perform oral sex on a seal.


Now I'm sorry I asked. That joke will never be funny again now that I know the truth.
 
2012-06-12 09:18:28 AM

sweetmelissa31: Marcus Aurelius: The comments section of that article is comedy GOLD.

I like this one:

If you put all of the liberal brains together and made gunpowder out of them,you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

That guy blows his nose with gunpowder made out of human brains.


Now THAT'S funny!
 
2012-06-12 09:20:09 AM

sweetmelissa31: That guy blows his nose with gunpowder made out of human brains.


at this point I'd be willing to try that
 
2012-06-12 09:20:53 AM
one weird trick, discovered by a school teacher
 
2012-06-12 09:22:16 AM
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken s##t

Suet? Slut?
 
2012-06-12 09:23:06 AM
so, you're telling me that the Chinaman didn't really make pee-pee in my Coke?
 
2012-06-12 09:23:10 AM
some of you people do not have a clue, This country was founded on religious freedoms and Obama is doing his best to destroy what rights we have left of that freedom. It canceled nationa prayer day, is working with Hillary Clinton to take away our right to bare arms and turn gun control over to the United Nations. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY.
Wake up it is time to stop blame Bush for everything. Obama is a rookie that is a proven lier and does not meet the qualification to be
President of the United States of American.


Oh my god.
 
2012-06-12 09:24:46 AM
"Jim D. Obama"? What the hell?
 
2012-06-12 09:26:08 AM
wow. what a suprize. Obummer lied. the real newsworthy story would have been if Odummer actually said something resembling truth.

Are Obummer and Odummer different people?
 
2012-06-12 09:26:59 AM

Jackson Herring: "Jim D. Obama"? What the hell?


It's the reverse of the tendency to make Obama's name ever more complex and ridiculous.

Rare find!
 
2012-06-12 09:27:54 AM

sweetmelissa31: wow. what a suprize. Obummer lied. the real newsworthy story would have been if Odummer actually said something resembling truth.

Are Obummer and Odummer different people?


they are Obama's twin boys that look like Treyvon Martin, or something like that.
 
2012-06-12 09:29:44 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: "Jim D. Obama"? What the hell?

It's the reverse of the tendency to make Obama's name ever more complex and ridiculous.

Rare find!


John Smithbama
 
2012-06-12 09:30:28 AM

sweetmelissa31: Are Obummer and Odummer different people?


imagine I made a picture of tweedledee and tweedledum in blackface
 
2012-06-12 09:36:54 AM

sweetmelissa31: John Smithbama


At some point they're going to start calling him something so far removed from his actual name that it will become difficult to actually tell who is being discussed.

Which might be kind of interesting in a sociological/psychological way, really. It leaves open the exciting possibility that anytime anyone is being discussed, they *might* be talking about Obama.
 
2012-06-12 09:40:48 AM
Otampon

I just thought of that
 
2012-06-12 09:44:46 AM
Damn you, pResident Happy Cramptits!
 
2012-06-12 09:45:49 AM
maysun, Yesterday 10:15 AM
We have allowed a Chavez, Castro, Putin, etc government to form within our ranks. Other nations are riding themselves of this type of garbage. We are laying the foundation for America to lose it's freedom. God help us to destroy the enemy in November!


You forgot Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Napoleon.
 
2012-06-12 09:46:31 AM
Darn you, Presidebt Baleed HEADACHE Otampon.
 
2012-06-12 09:50:40 AM
I mean, I was going to vote for Obama again, but after this? Lying about which picture an LA-based artist used to make an iconic symbol of Obama's election.

I just can't abide that. Words can't describe my shock and disgust.

This nation is over. Today it ends.

RIP USA

1776 - 2012
 
2012-06-12 09:52:01 AM
6/12/2012, never forget
 
2012-06-12 09:52:46 AM
Really? Really. His joke wasn't fact checked, therefore... what? What. Whatttttttt.

WHYYYYYYYYYY

/politics tab
 
2012-06-12 09:53:26 AM
I really and truly don't know why I can't stop laughing at 'Otampon'.
 
2012-06-12 09:54:47 AM
By Elizabeth Dwoskin on May 11, 2012

In the phrase "It's not news, it's Fark," does Fark mean "stale?"
 
2012-06-12 09:55:03 AM
President Bloodstring Hutoxicshock Otampon is ruining America!
 
2012-06-12 09:55:14 AM

sweetmelissa31: Marcus Aurelius: The comments section of that article is comedy GOLD.

I like this one:

If you put all of the liberal brains together and made gunpowder out of them,you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

That guy blows his nose with gunpowder made out of human brains.


Wait, did you fact-check that?
 
2012-06-12 09:55:45 AM

hillbillypharmacist: some of you people do not have a clue, This country was founded on religious freedoms and Obama is doing his best to destroy what rights we have left of that freedom. It canceled nationa prayer day, is working with Hillary Clinton to take away our right to bare arms and turn gun control over to the United Nations. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY.
Wake up it is time to stop blame Bush for everything. Obama is a rookie wookie that is a proven lier and does not meet the qualification to be
President of the United States of American.

Oh my god.


Fixt.
 
2012-06-12 09:55:57 AM
That's it. This changes.... ummm.... uhhh.... fark it, this changes nothing. Carry on, people.
 
2012-06-12 09:55:58 AM
If the Lieberal Lamestream LSM Media would only report this, maybe we could finally impeach the Liar-In-Chief.
 
2012-06-12 09:57:16 AM
Wow.... I mean just wow.


WE GET IT HE'S BLACK
 
2012-06-12 09:57:46 AM
So this means that Obama has to raise Andrew Brietbart from the dead and give Glenn Beck the ambassador's position to an Antarctic country of his choice, right?
 
2012-06-12 09:58:57 AM
i213.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 09:59:05 AM
It's amazing to me that it's possible to care enough about this to write an article.
 
2012-06-12 09:59:06 AM
I'm never voting for BaWeedLord O'Bonerhitler again.
 
2012-06-12 10:00:11 AM

Garet Garrett: By Elizabeth Dwoskin on May 11, 2012

In the phrase "It's not news, it's Fark," does Fark mean "stale?"


Sorry, we're just not getting around to making fun of how stupid this article writer is. There's a lot of it on the Internet.

/who factchecks jokes??
 
2012-06-12 10:00:43 AM
Nice scoop "Business" "Week".
 
2012-06-12 10:03:01 AM
You mean Dave Chapelle didn't actually see a baby standing on the corner?

You mean Larry the Cable Guy doesn't actually eat edible underwear as a snack?

My world view is shattered.
 
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