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(TC Palm)   FTFA: Generally speaking, "walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks" is not a socially acceptable practice   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 40
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2012-06-12 09:22:56 AM
Further, the woman said the naked man had his sexual organ "in his hand working real hard at it,"

Of course he was. Do you know how hard it is to get yourself off when there's a strange lady watching you from her window? I know porn actors make it look easy, but it's not.
 
2012-06-12 10:41:40 AM
Items that could be described as a "clear liquid substance" include water, vodka, condensation, Sprite, hydrogen peroxide, plastic cement, silicone sealant, vinegar and nail polish remover.

lol, f*cking Greenlee
 
2012-06-12 11:42:15 AM
There go my plans for the evening.
 
2012-06-12 11:43:09 AM
its still okay to do this at night though ...right?
 
2012-06-12 11:44:06 AM
Did he give the lady Marriott points?
 
2012-06-12 11:48:01 AM
Generally speaking, "walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks" is not a socially acceptable practice


Neither is farting in an elevator, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop doing it.
 
2012-06-12 11:48:20 AM
But when my internets is down, I have to use my imagination. And I think better outside and when I walk around.
 
2012-06-12 11:48:45 AM

BurnShrike: Further, the woman said the naked man had his sexual organ "in his hand working real hard at it,"

Of course he was. Do you know how hard it is to get yourself off when there's a strange lady watching you from her window? I know porn actors make it look easy, but it's not.


I was once given some advice. If you want to get into pron, call your buddies and ask them to watch you crank one out. If you can't do it, your not ready for the camera.
...if you can't get a bunch of guys to watch you work it, that's a whole other story.
 
2012-06-12 11:49:53 AM
He was seeding the lawn.
 
2012-06-12 11:51:49 AM

MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: Further, the woman said the naked man had his sexual organ "in his hand working real hard at it,"

Of course he was. Do you know how hard it is to get yourself off when there's a strange lady watching you from her window? I know porn actors make it look easy, but it's not.

I was once given some advice. If you want to get into pron, call your buddies and ask them to watch you crank one out. If you can't do it, your not ready for the camera.
...if you can't get a bunch of guys to watch you work it, that's a whole other story.


I am going to assume that MOST of the women in Porn are hotter then my buddies and their hotness would help mitigate the camera issue.
 
2012-06-12 11:51:51 AM
but walking counter-clockwise in a circle in the back yard between the '72 Maverick & the '75 Dodge Dart is sttil ok, right?

I'm just asking questions here...
 
2012-06-12 11:52:16 AM
can you walk and chew gum at the same time?

i can do better than that!
 
2012-06-12 11:53:06 AM
Well if not there, then where?

WHERE?!
 
2012-06-12 11:53:39 AM
Farking HOAs won't let you do anything anymore
 
2012-06-12 11:54:33 AM
He thought he was in San Diego?
 
2012-06-12 11:54:59 AM
This is exactly why I live in the country.
 
2012-06-12 11:56:04 AM
Generally speaking, "walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks" is not a socially acceptable practice.

Welcome to Obama's America.
 
2012-06-12 11:56:23 AM
"Marriott was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge."


The hell you say.
 
2012-06-12 11:57:18 AM
"Walking his beat" as it were.

We had a number of jokes about this in the Navy concerning roving watchstanders.
 
2012-06-12 11:59:54 AM
Trucks? I bet the poor guy was confused. He was probably thinking of motorboats.
 
2012-06-12 12:06:59 PM
Thanks a lot Bin Laden.
 
2012-06-12 12:11:57 PM
It was hydrogen peroxide on the knob. Yeah, that's what it was, hydrogen peroxide.
 
2012-06-12 12:15:41 PM
Generally speaking.... but that implies there are specific circumstances where it might be OK
 
2012-06-12 12:26:10 PM
Duly noted.
 
2012-06-12 12:41:08 PM

MoronLessOff:

I was once given some advice. If you want to get into pron, call your buddies and ask them to watch you crank one out. If you can't do it, your not ready for the camera.
...if you can't get a bunch of guys to watch you work it, that's a whole other story.


Straight or gay buddies? Or maybe polymorphously perverse?

I used to watch chatroulette. Some of those guys had difficulty but kept soldiering away anyhow.
 
2012-06-12 12:46:22 PM
nude lewd interlude

WTF?

Journalism. How does it work?

Will Greenlee has too much time on his hands, just like Jeffery Marriott.
 
2012-06-12 01:15:12 PM
Between the trucks part I'm not to sure about. But as far as the driveway and front yard. You have to look at your HOA guidelines for the call on that.
 
2012-06-12 01:15:31 PM
How else am I suppose to spend a Tuesday evening?
 
2012-06-12 02:01:21 PM
How come we never read about hot wimmen doing this?
 
2012-06-12 03:50:16 PM
"walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks" is not a socially acceptable practice

"There can be no progress without deviation from the norm."
- Frank Zappa
 
2012-06-12 04:19:08 PM

Clemkadidlefark: How come we never read about hot wimmen doing this?


Because its harder for us to reach while walking outside.
 
2012-06-12 04:39:49 PM
What say we compromise with "frowned upon."
 
2012-06-12 04:40:00 PM
Welcome to Obama's America, folks.
 
2012-06-12 04:41:01 PM
C'mon subby, it was Florida.
 
2012-06-12 05:36:51 PM

dabbletech: C'mon subby, it was Florida.


Yer right! Whew! Being in MN, I can safely add this back to my weekend to do list.
 
2012-06-12 05:50:39 PM
" 'walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks' is not a socially acceptable practice"

since when!?
 
2012-06-12 09:12:21 PM
If walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks' is not a socially acceptable practice, then I don't wanna be socially acceptable!
 
2012-06-12 11:30:02 PM

kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: Further, the woman said the naked man had his sexual organ "in his hand working real hard at it,"

Of course he was. Do you know how hard it is to get yourself off when there's a strange lady watching you from her window? I know porn actors make it look easy, but it's not.

I was once given some advice. If you want to get into pron, call your buddies and ask them to watch you crank one out. If you can't do it, your not ready for the camera.
...if you can't get a bunch of guys to watch you work it, that's a whole other story.

I am going to assume that MOST of the women in Porn are hotter then my buddies and their hotness would help mitigate the camera issue.


Sure, most of the women are, but the director and the guys working the lights, mic and camera are probably WAY uglier than your buddies.
 
2012-06-13 03:19:45 AM
Everybody knows this is a side yard activity, this and yard darts. Wait...
 
2012-06-13 04:06:19 AM

DarkVader: kvinesknows: MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: Further, the woman said the naked man had his sexual organ "in his hand working real hard at it,"

Of course he was. Do you know how hard it is to get yourself off when there's a strange lady watching you from her window? I know porn actors make it look easy, but it's not.

I was once given some advice. If you want to get into pron, call your buddies and ask them to watch you crank one out. If you can't do it, your not ready for the camera.
...if you can't get a bunch of guys to watch you work it, that's a whole other story.

I am going to assume that MOST of the women in Porn are hotter then my buddies and their hotness would help mitigate the camera issue.

Sure, most of the women are, but the director and the guys working the lights, mic and camera are probably WAY uglier than your buddies.


I got some really ugly buddies, pretty sure inbreeding was involved
 
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