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(New York Daily News)   Pakistani Muslim who believes that all gays are automatically criminals just can't understand why the NYPD thinks he should be denied admission to the police academy   (nydailynews.com) divider line 40
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9239 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2012 at 11:44 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-12 12:29:11 PM
3 votes:

Cythraul: If loving man-sex is a crime, then put me on the FBI's 10 most wanted list. 'Cause baby, I'm an international criminal genius.

/not really


You can love man sex without being gay... or at least some friends of mine tell me... they call it "ultimate fighting".
2012-06-12 12:15:59 PM
3 votes:
As a gay man, I was going to post about the article and say that this guy needs to head downtown and get his jollies off and he'll be much better. However, after reading the thread, I just wanted to pop in and say: gay.
2012-06-12 11:58:06 AM
3 votes:

Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.


We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.
2012-06-12 11:53:26 AM
3 votes:

Leeds: Why do douchbags always want to become pigs?


Stop calling cops pigs,it's demeaning to actual pigs.
2012-06-12 09:16:00 AM
3 votes:
Step 1: Move from NYC to the South
Step 2: Apply to become a cop
Step 3: Get rejected for being a terrorist
Step 4: Enjoy spending time with people who think gays are criminals too.
2012-06-12 12:48:31 PM
2 votes:
ahhh, islam.... inbred retardation at its finest
2012-06-12 12:04:02 PM
2 votes:

Cythraul: Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.

I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?


Wait, are we talking about how you're gay? Because I did not realize you were gay from anything you said.
2012-06-12 12:00:40 PM
2 votes:

Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.


I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?
2012-06-12 11:54:42 AM
2 votes:

darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.


I've never had any complaints before. Odd.
2012-06-12 11:53:47 AM
2 votes:
Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.
2012-06-12 11:52:04 AM
2 votes:

ModernLuddite: So, is there a place where the gays can go to be locked up? Like, for the weekend?


Is this a constipation question?
2012-06-12 11:50:39 AM
2 votes:
So, is there a place where the gays can go to be locked up? Like, for the weekend?
2012-06-12 11:50:33 AM
2 votes:
I didn't realize that all you had to do was biatch and any job you wanted was yours. I'm going to be the youngest CTO of a Fortune 500 company ever.
2012-06-12 11:50:06 AM
2 votes:
Science flies us to the stars - Religion flies us into buildings..............
2012-06-12 11:48:23 AM
2 votes:
Islam has a lot of cool aspects but one bad aspect is that a majority of muslim men don't develop an understanding of the opposite gender past a 7 year old boy's perspective. Then they sit around other dudes for years and get all antsy and pissy and can't figure out why.
2012-06-12 11:46:03 AM
2 votes:

Ennuipoet: He should sue, there are plenty of Christians and Jews in the NYPD who believe the same thing, why exclude this bigot just because he calls the Invisible Wizard a different name?


It doesn't help his cause that's he's too dumb as well.

/Yeah, that's right
//He's not even smart enough to be an NYPD officer
///That's saying something
2012-06-12 09:39:30 AM
2 votes:
If loving man-sex is a crime, then put me on the FBI's 10 most wanted list. 'Cause baby, I'm an international criminal genius.

/not really
2012-06-12 09:21:22 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-12 07:10:59 PM
1 votes:

hillary: As a gay man, I think all Pakistani Muslims are criminals and should be locked up. So the NYPD should hire me and partner me up with this guy just so I can torment the criminal bastard.


He's a prejudiced Fundamentalist Islamic policeman on the mean streets of New York! He's a sassy gay jingoistic racist policeman with a chip on his shoulder! It's a buddy-cop odd-couple action comedy for 2013!

/All we need now is a name, and for some reason I'm stuck on "Kate & Ali."
2012-06-12 12:29:00 PM
1 votes:

gingerjet: I still say there is enough gay fark'rs to hold a QueerFark party at some point ...


Can we Fark Fruit Flies come too?
2012-06-12 12:24:59 PM
1 votes:

truthseeker2083: As a gay man, I was going to post about the article and say that this guy needs to head downtown and get his jollies off and he'll be much better. However, after reading the thread, I just wanted to pop in and say: gay.


I still say there is enough gay fark'rs to hold a QueerFark party at some point ...
2012-06-12 12:22:32 PM
1 votes:
I am curious to see if this story is on Free Republic, to see how they would respond. On one hand it is anti Muslim but on the other it is Pro Homosexual, they will not know what side to be fore. What is stronger their hatred for gays or Muslims????
2012-06-12 12:17:04 PM
1 votes:
We had houseguests this weekend and were talking. My guest's son-in-law is a police officer on the child sex crimes unit. He said they were talking one day about a particularly vile case and he told his step-son he'd probably just shoot the guy out of hand. His step-son said, "that's why I get to carry a weapon and you don't." ;-)
2012-06-12 12:15:57 PM
1 votes:

hillary: Cythraul: I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?

Huh? What's the first line on your bio page, Nimrod, oh mighty hunter?

Here, let me quote: "I'm a 33 year old gay male living in Raleigh, North Carolina. I Fark while at work."

Please start dating women. You're giving the rest of us a bad name.


Is... is this a catfight? IS THIS A CATFIGHT?

spongebob.neoseeker.com
2012-06-12 12:12:39 PM
1 votes:

tarvuz: Islam has a lot of cool aspects but one bad aspect is that a majority of muslim men don't develop an understanding of the opposite gender past a 7 year old boy's ...


Go on...

/Cythraul. Gay or gay gay?
2012-06-12 12:09:55 PM
1 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: He's right.
Man's law does not supersede Allah's law.


Based on that statement, the cops should arrest all persons cohabiting because it's against allah's laws.

/Insert "This is an outrage!" meme here.
2012-06-12 12:09:38 PM
1 votes:

Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.


You should probably stay out of any fark discussion about Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis or any redhead on television/screen.
2012-06-12 12:07:59 PM
1 votes:

Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.


I thought he was just really happy, joyous, etc.

with an impressive fashion sense.


/looks at profile

Okay, I take back the comment about his fashion sense.
2012-06-12 12:06:42 PM
1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: Wait, are we talking about how you're gay? Because I did not realize you were gay from anything you said.


It's subtle.
2012-06-12 12:05:20 PM
1 votes:
"Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"

Came for the RATM reference, leaving having provided it.
2012-06-12 12:04:50 PM
1 votes:

Leeds: Why do douchbags always want to become pigs?


Because the badge gives them that right, at least that's what they feel.

Now I realize that not every cop is a douchebag. Sadly, for every one good and decent cop on the streets there are about 3 or 4 that are better off not having a badge and a gun and messing with people just because they're a cop.

I still recall that farce that went down in the 90s with a police demonstration at City Hall, wishing someone would've been blaring "F*ck Tha Police" as they were rolling by it, just to troll them all.
2012-06-12 11:54:48 AM
1 votes:
This guy never learned that there are certain things you do NOT admit in the interview process.

On the one hand he's honest on the other hand he's dumber than a box of hammers which makes him too stupid for most jobs outside of politics..
2012-06-12 11:54:05 AM
1 votes:
Why would they reject him? its not like NYC has a large gay population or anything ....
2012-06-12 11:53:33 AM
1 votes:
I love that's a question on the application. Those crafty bastards at the NYPD.

"OK Mr. Simpson, your application for health insurance looks good, I just have a couple of question."
"Questions? QUESTIONS??? Oh no, my whole plan is....I mean, ask away."
"OK! Now, on this box for number of heart attacks, you crossed out 3 and put none."
"Oh, I thought that said brain hemmorrhages!"
2012-06-12 11:53:16 AM
1 votes:

ModernLuddite: So, is there a place where the gays can go to be locked up? Like, for the weekend?


Yeah.. it's called 'my basement.'
2012-06-12 11:50:49 AM
1 votes:

Quinzy: Why do people think they have some right to be hired, even by the government. " I'm an ass" but you need to hire me anyway because I'm muslim.


Because religious freedoms and such, something something, liberal thought crimes, and the home of the brave.
2012-06-12 11:50:17 AM
1 votes:
He's right.
Man's law does not supersede Allah's law.
2012-06-12 11:49:59 AM
1 votes:
I'm glad our country is so enlightened...

Oh, right...

dammit.
2012-06-12 11:17:35 AM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: Step 1: Move from NYC to the South
Step 2: Apply to become a cop
Step 3: Get rejected for being a terrorist
Step 4: Enjoy spending time with people who think gays are criminals too.


You mean south Pakistan right?
2012-06-12 09:16:56 AM
1 votes:
He should sue, there are plenty of Christians and Jews in the NYPD who believe the same thing, why exclude this bigot just because he calls the Invisible Wizard a different name?
 
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