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(New York Daily News)   Pakistani Muslim who believes that all gays are automatically criminals just can't understand why the NYPD thinks he should be denied admission to the police academy   (nydailynews.com) divider line 119
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2012-06-12 09:16:00 AM  
Step 1: Move from NYC to the South
Step 2: Apply to become a cop
Step 3: Get rejected for being a terrorist
Step 4: Enjoy spending time with people who think gays are criminals too.
 
2012-06-12 09:16:56 AM  
He should sue, there are plenty of Christians and Jews in the NYPD who believe the same thing, why exclude this bigot just because he calls the Invisible Wizard a different name?
 
2012-06-12 09:21:22 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-12 09:39:30 AM  
If loving man-sex is a crime, then put me on the FBI's 10 most wanted list. 'Cause baby, I'm an international criminal genius.

/not really
 
2012-06-12 11:17:35 AM  

WTF Indeed: Step 1: Move from NYC to the South
Step 2: Apply to become a cop
Step 3: Get rejected for being a terrorist
Step 4: Enjoy spending time with people who think gays are criminals too.


You mean south Pakistan right?
 
2012-06-12 11:46:03 AM  

Ennuipoet: He should sue, there are plenty of Christians and Jews in the NYPD who believe the same thing, why exclude this bigot just because he calls the Invisible Wizard a different name?


It doesn't help his cause that's he's too dumb as well.

/Yeah, that's right
//He's not even smart enough to be an NYPD officer
///That's saying something
 
2012-06-12 11:47:10 AM  

Ennuipoet: He should sue, there are plenty of Christians and Jews in the NYPD who believe the same thing, why exclude this bigot just because he calls the Invisible Wizard a different name?


Likely because they probably didn't admit it out-loud during the admission process. How many racist cops are out there? How many of them do you think admitted to actually being racist in the interviews?
 
2012-06-12 11:47:48 AM  
Why do people think they have some right to be hired, even by the government. " I'm an ass" but you need to hire me anyway because I'm muslim.

/screw you find a different job.
 
2012-06-12 11:48:23 AM  
Islam has a lot of cool aspects but one bad aspect is that a majority of muslim men don't develop an understanding of the opposite gender past a 7 year old boy's perspective. Then they sit around other dudes for years and get all antsy and pissy and can't figure out why.
 
2012-06-12 11:49:17 AM  
You shouldn't be in law enforcement if you don't know which laws to enforce.
 
2012-06-12 11:49:57 AM  

Ennuipoet: He should sue, there are plenty of Christians and Jews in the NYPD who believe the same thing, why exclude this bigot just because he calls the Invisible Wizard a different name?


Those guys are at least smart to only say it in private.
 
2012-06-12 11:49:59 AM  
I'm glad our country is so enlightened...

Oh, right...

dammit.
 
2012-06-12 11:50:06 AM  
Science flies us to the stars - Religion flies us into buildings..............
 
2012-06-12 11:50:17 AM  
He's right.
Man's law does not supersede Allah's law.
 
2012-06-12 11:50:33 AM  
I didn't realize that all you had to do was biatch and any job you wanted was yours. I'm going to be the youngest CTO of a Fortune 500 company ever.
 
2012-06-12 11:50:39 AM  
So, is there a place where the gays can go to be locked up? Like, for the weekend?
 
2012-06-12 11:50:49 AM  

Quinzy: Why do people think they have some right to be hired, even by the government. " I'm an ass" but you need to hire me anyway because I'm muslim.


Because religious freedoms and such, something something, liberal thought crimes, and the home of the brave.
 
2012-06-12 11:50:50 AM  
I wonder what the Christian Republicans make of this
 
2012-06-12 11:51:24 AM  
Why do douchbags always want to become pigs?
 
2012-06-12 11:52:04 AM  

ModernLuddite: So, is there a place where the gays can go to be locked up? Like, for the weekend?


Is this a constipation question?
 
2012-06-12 11:53:16 AM  

ModernLuddite: So, is there a place where the gays can go to be locked up? Like, for the weekend?


Yeah.. it's called 'my basement.'
 
2012-06-12 11:53:26 AM  

Leeds: Why do douchbags always want to become pigs?


Stop calling cops pigs,it's demeaning to actual pigs.
 
2012-06-12 11:53:33 AM  
I love that's a question on the application. Those crafty bastards at the NYPD.

"OK Mr. Simpson, your application for health insurance looks good, I just have a couple of question."
"Questions? QUESTIONS??? Oh no, my whole plan is....I mean, ask away."
"OK! Now, on this box for number of heart attacks, you crossed out 3 and put none."
"Oh, I thought that said brain hemmorrhages!"
 
2012-06-12 11:53:47 AM  
Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.
 
2012-06-12 11:54:05 AM  
Why would they reject him? its not like NYC has a large gay population or anything ....
 
2012-06-12 11:54:42 AM  

darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.


I've never had any complaints before. Odd.
 
2012-06-12 11:54:48 AM  
This guy never learned that there are certain things you do NOT admit in the interview process.

On the one hand he's honest on the other hand he's dumber than a box of hammers which makes him too stupid for most jobs outside of politics..
 
2012-06-12 11:58:06 AM  

Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.


We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.
 
2012-06-12 11:58:52 AM  

Vulgar_the_Clown: Science flies us to the stars - Religion flies us into buildings..............


That's cute, but science also flies you into the centre of mushroom clouds, the midst of crowds sprayed with white phosphous and napalm, and the sitting rooms of Tomahawked innocents.
 
2012-06-12 12:00:40 PM  

Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.


I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?
 
2012-06-12 12:04:02 PM  

Cythraul: Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.

I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?


Wait, are we talking about how you're gay? Because I did not realize you were gay from anything you said.
 
2012-06-12 12:04:25 PM  
For those reasons, as well as his work and academic record, he was rejected on two occasions.


I'm pretty sure that's the real reason, but go ahead and claim it's your religion.

I'm pretty sure this lawsuit will go nowhere fast. There is enough precedent on accommodation of religious freedom and the workplace to kill it quickly.
 
2012-06-12 12:04:50 PM  

Leeds: Why do douchbags always want to become pigs?


Because the badge gives them that right, at least that's what they feel.

Now I realize that not every cop is a douchebag. Sadly, for every one good and decent cop on the streets there are about 3 or 4 that are better off not having a badge and a gun and messing with people just because they're a cop.

I still recall that farce that went down in the 90s with a police demonstration at City Hall, wishing someone would've been blaring "F*ck Tha Police" as they were rolling by it, just to troll them all.
 
2012-06-12 12:05:20 PM  
"Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"

Came for the RATM reference, leaving having provided it.
 
2012-06-12 12:05:57 PM  

hillary: Cythraul: I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?

Huh? What's the first line on your bio page, Nimrod, oh mighty hunter?

Here, let me quote: "I'm a 33 year old gay male living in Raleigh, North Carolina. I Fark while at work."

Please start dating women. You're giving the rest of us a bad name.


And to everyone else who has issues with how I post in gay related threads. Get over it.
 
2012-06-12 12:06:42 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Wait, are we talking about how you're gay? Because I did not realize you were gay from anything you said.


It's subtle.
 
2012-06-12 12:07:25 PM  

Cythraul: hillary: Cythraul: I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?

Huh? What's the first line on your bio page, Nimrod, oh mighty hunter?

Here, let me quote: "I'm a 33 year old gay male living in Raleigh, North Carolina. I Fark while at work."

Please start dating women. You're giving the rest of us a bad name.

And to everyone else who has issues with how I post in gay related threads. Get over it.


But are you gay, because I haven't heard anything one way or the other so I'm not quite sure yet.

But seriously, who gives a fark? I post that I'm gay in gay threads, the man was just making some bad jokes. If that's a crime we're all farking guilty.
 
2012-06-12 12:07:59 PM  

Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.


I thought he was just really happy, joyous, etc.

with an impressive fashion sense.


/looks at profile

Okay, I take back the comment about his fashion sense.
 
2012-06-12 12:08:53 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Cythraul: hillary: Cythraul: I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?

Huh? What's the first line on your bio page, Nimrod, oh mighty hunter?

Here, let me quote: "I'm a 33 year old gay male living in Raleigh, North Carolina. I Fark while at work."

Please start dating women. You're giving the rest of us a bad name.

And to everyone else who has issues with how I post in gay related threads. Get over it.

But are you gay, because I haven't heard anything one way or the other so I'm not quite sure yet.

But seriously, who gives a fark? I post that I'm gay in gay threads, the man was just making some bad jokes. If that's a crime we're all farking guilty.


*shrug* As far as I'm concerned, if people don't like the way I post, they can either put me on ignore, or I can choose not to waste time replying to their panties-in-a-twist posts.
 
2012-06-12 12:09:38 PM  

Nrokreffefp: Cythraul: darkedgefan: Well, he does have some kind of point. You have to be careful about Gays. They always try to invade you from behind.

I've never had any complaints before. Odd.

We get it, you're gay. All it took was for you to make every third post in the thread about how gay you are. Congratulations on developing a strong personal identity based on meaningful characteristics.


You should probably stay out of any fark discussion about Kate Beckinsale, Mila Kunis or any redhead on television/screen.
 
2012-06-12 12:09:55 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: He's right.
Man's law does not supersede Allah's law.


Based on that statement, the cops should arrest all persons cohabiting because it's against allah's laws.

/Insert "This is an outrage!" meme here.
 
2012-06-12 12:10:07 PM  
This thread is turning gayer than Christmas at Bloomingdales.

/grabs popcorn
 
2012-06-12 12:10:52 PM  
He's gay!
He's gay!

/candy
 
2012-06-12 12:12:39 PM  

tarvuz: Islam has a lot of cool aspects but one bad aspect is that a majority of muslim men don't develop an understanding of the opposite gender past a 7 year old boy's ...


Go on...

/Cythraul. Gay or gay gay?
 
2012-06-12 12:14:19 PM  

hillary: Cythraul: hillary: Cythraul: I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?And to everyone else who has issues with how I post in gay related threads. Get over it.

And again. The only person apparently who needs to get over it is yourself. We're all cool with it but you seem to be having some serious issues.

I wasn't ripping on you because you're gay. Hell dude, I'm gay. I'm ripping on you because you either lied OR you were too dumb to remember what you had previously publicly written about yourself AND you're gay, thus making the rest of us gays look like dumb dickheads in denial.


What? What are you talking about? Ya know.. it's not really worth getting all serious like this in this thread. So I'm just going to drop it at this point.

Good day, Sir. I said good day!
 
2012-06-12 12:15:46 PM  

hillary: Cythraul: hillary: Cythraul: I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?And to everyone else who has issues with how I post in gay related threads. Get over it.

And again. The only person apparently who needs to get over it is yourself. We're all cool with it but you seem to be having some serious issues.

I wasn't ripping on you because you're gay. Hell dude, I'm gay. I'm ripping on you because you either lied OR you were too dumb to remember what you had previously publicly written about yourself AND you're gay, thus making the rest of us gays look like dumb dickheads in denial.


You're a farking idiot if you think that being obnoxious in a Fark thread is making anyone besides YOU look like a dick.
 
2012-06-12 12:15:57 PM  

hillary: Cythraul: I don't think I've mentioned to you that I'm gay yet, have I?

Huh? What's the first line on your bio page, Nimrod, oh mighty hunter?

Here, let me quote: "I'm a 33 year old gay male living in Raleigh, North Carolina. I Fark while at work."

Please start dating women. You're giving the rest of us a bad name.


Is... is this a catfight? IS THIS A CATFIGHT?

spongebob.neoseeker.com
 
2012-06-12 12:15:59 PM  
As a gay man, I was going to post about the article and say that this guy needs to head downtown and get his jollies off and he'll be much better. However, after reading the thread, I just wanted to pop in and say: gay.
 
2012-06-12 12:17:04 PM  
We had houseguests this weekend and were talking. My guest's son-in-law is a police officer on the child sex crimes unit. He said they were talking one day about a particularly vile case and he told his step-son he'd probably just shoot the guy out of hand. His step-son said, "that's why I get to carry a weapon and you don't." ;-)
 
2012-06-12 12:17:48 PM  
Looks like the gays turned this thread into a dick measuring contest.

/Funny how that always seems to happen...
 
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