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2012-06-12 12:25:37 PM
As long as they are happy - good on 'em, but I could not live that kind of lie.

/I need a good "Rogering" once in a while.
 
2012-06-12 12:25:44 PM

Cythraul: The Jami Turman Fan Club: It's not impossible for him to be a XX male and be able to impregnate a woman, but there's like six of them in the world or something.

I thought the Y chromosome was necessary in order to be male? If a person has XX, wouldn't that make them a woman with something akin to the female version of YY syndrome? Or am I getting the sex determining chromosomes backwards?


Wait, nevermind. I'm getting extra chromosome disorders, healthy chromosome pairings, and other sex chromosome pairings all confused and mixed up.
 
2012-06-12 12:26:52 PM

PonceAlyosha: the_end_is_rear: Saturday's Warrior: The bigotry in this thread amazes me.

The world becomes so incredulous at the possibility that the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ can give us willpower and strength beyond measure. I feel the spirit so strongly when I read about my brothers and sisters who struggle with same-sex attraction, and how they manage to overcome the anything-goes permissive attitude so prevalent in the world in these, the last days. I am so grateful that we are guided by a living prophet today, even Thomas S. Monson, who is inspired by God, to lead us through this mortal sphere. The gentleman in this article brings to mind Nephi's faithful brother Sam during Lehi's vision of the Tree of Life, who, while holding tightly to the iron rod, did truly overcome the oppressive mists and jeering ejaculations of the wicked in the great and spacious building.

I bear my testimony to you that the gospel of Jesus Christ is the true and living gospel, which has been restored in these latter days according to prophecy, by the power of the Holy Melchizedek Priesthood. Mr. Joshua Weed is truly engorged by the power of this same priesthood. These things I say to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

I think it is time for your meds.

Nah, he just used every roundabout way of referencing boners possible.


Geezus you are right. Farking coffee wore off.
 
2012-06-12 12:26:53 PM

Saturday's Warrior: The bigotry in this thread amazes me.

The world becomes so incredulous at the possibility that the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ can give us willpower and strength beyond measure. I feel the spirit so strongly when I read about my brothers and sisters who struggle with same-sex attraction, and how they manage to overcome the anything-goes permissive attitude so prevalent in the world in these, the last days. I am so grateful that we are guided by a living prophet today, even Thomas S. Monson, who is inspired by God, to lead us through this mortal sphere. The gentleman in this article brings to mind Nephi's faithful brother Sam during Lehi's vision of the Tree of Life, who, while holding tightly to the iron rod, did truly overcome the oppressive mists and jeering ejaculations of the wicked in the great and spacious building.

I bear my testimony to you that the gospel of Jesus Christ is the true and living gospel, which has been restored in these latter days according to prophecy, by the power of the Holy Melchizedek Priesthood. Mr. Joshua Weed is truly engorged by the power of this same priesthood. These things I say to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.


it's...beautiful
 
2012-06-12 12:28:28 PM

Saturday's Warrior: The bigotry in this thread amazes me.


O' Lolly?
 
2012-06-12 12:29:19 PM
Is it any different than "I'm attracted to pretty women, but I married this instead"?
 
2012-06-12 12:29:19 PM
i am a heterosexual who likes my woman in the reverse cowgirl position and prefer to be finished off with a nice oily handjob, a devout mormon, married with three children.

how do you do?
 
jvl
2012-06-12 12:29:34 PM

DamnYankees: doczoidberg: I wonder how his wife feels....

Seriously, that's farked up. How can you be in a happy relationship knowing that your partner isn't attracted to you?


Sexuality is not black and white. Most people are shades of gray at one or the other end of the spectrum. Her husband may not be sexually attracted to her much, but he probably really loves her.

Something something stop with your preconceptions something something
 
2012-06-12 12:30:49 PM

doczoidberg: I wonder how his wife feels....


I'm guessing hard, vascular, and hairy.
 
2012-06-12 12:31:17 PM
is it ok for me to just hope they're serious and be happy for them if they are? according to TFA comments i am supposed to be really angry and bitter no matter what 'side' of the debate i support.

/i'm not!
 
2012-06-12 12:31:19 PM

jvl: DamnYankees: doczoidberg: I wonder how his wife feels....

Seriously, that's farked up. How can you be in a happy relationship knowing that your partner isn't attracted to you?

Sexuality is not black and white. Most people are shades of gray at one or the other end of the spectrum. Her husband may not be sexually attracted to her much, but he probably really loves her.

Something something stop with your preconceptions something something


Or, you can look at it like this. If he's had three kids with her, all the while both of them knowing he's 'gay,' just how gay can he be?
 
2012-06-12 12:32:04 PM
I read this, I thought about it. I heard from some former LDS folks who are friends, and I think its astroturf.
 
2012-06-12 12:32:05 PM

Saturday's Warrior: The bigotry in this thread amazes me.

The world becomes so incredulous at the possibility that the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ can give us willpower and strength beyond measure. I feel the spirit so strongly when I read about my brothers and sisters who struggle with same-sex attraction, and how they manage to overcome the anything-goes permissive attitude so prevalent in the world in these, the last days. I am so grateful that we are guided by a living prophet today, even Thomas S. Monson, who is inspired by God, to lead us through this mortal sphere. The gentleman in this article brings to mind Nephi's faithful brother Sam during Lehi's vision of the Tree of Life, who, while holding tightly to the iron rod, did truly overcome the oppressive mists and jeering ejaculations of the wicked in the great and spacious building.

I bear my testimony to you that the gospel of Jesus Christ is the true and living gospel, which has been restored in these latter days according to prophecy, by the power of the Holy Melchizedek Priesthood. Mr. Joshua Weed is truly engorged by the power of this same priesthood. These things I say to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.


7/10
 
2012-06-12 12:32:10 PM

AirForceVet:
Myself, I wouldn't be comfortable with living a lie if I wasn't attracted to my wife sexually and otherwise.


Judging from previous Farkers' responses, being married and hetero
pretty much means the end of toe-curling, anyway.
 
2012-06-12 12:32:14 PM

Cythraul: DamnYankees: doczoidberg: I wonder how his wife feels....

Seriously, that's farked up. How can you be in a happy relationship knowing that your partner isn't attracted to you?

[www.lifesitenews.com image 240x359]

You doubt their happiness? Just look at them. Look at those big, wide smiles. They're obviously in bliss.


I'm sure they're happy together but using one photograph and the wideness of their smile in it to gauge how happy of a couple someone is, is kind of a stretch.
 
2012-06-12 12:32:38 PM
Calls BS on the whole thing since if he's gay but married to a woman, that makes him Bi.

/Unless Mormons get all crazy about people being Bi
 
2012-06-12 12:32:59 PM
A testimony like this just goes to show there are differences between sexual desire born out of physical attraction, and desire that comes through intimacy. It also shows that human sexuality is much more complex than even those of us who consider ourselves enlightened like to believe. While I'm straight, and I don't have any sexual proclivities towards the same gender, I do think our sexuality is like a spectrum. I don't think there's just straight, gay and bi with nothing in between. I also think most people are comfortable just being gay, straight or bi. There are others though who don't fit in these categories so easily.

Bear in mind I am not defending his choice to rationalize his relationship, his desires and his faith. I think that will cause him more trouble than it's worth in the long run. In a more open, freer world, he could stay married to his wife if he truly does love her and has good, intimate sex with her, and he could be let off his leash to explore his more carnal side. Or he could be polyamorous with a male and female partner. But we are a long way off from that kind of world.
 
2012-06-12 12:33:16 PM

kid_icarus: Cythraul: exick: Cythraul: You doubt their happiness? Just look at them. Look at those big, wide smiles. They're obviously in bliss.

I know you're being sarcastic, but based on what he says in the article, maybe they are happy. He seems to have found some sort of happy medium between accepting his sexuality for what it is and keeping in line with the religious rules he believes in. If he managed to find someone that he loves that he wants to have a family with, but that person isn't the gender that he finds sexually attractive, who am I to judge?

I'm not judging him or her, necessarily. I'm skeptical. And I hope that he or she is not secretly lonely, and one day wakes up after 35+ years of marriage realizing that their chance to have a romantic relationship in life is pretty much over. And I sincerely hope that.

Or that she might one day get tired of settling for cuddling with her homo hubby like little bunnies, enjoying their "intimate bond"....and want some real, actual, hair-pulling, crazy sex with a heterosexual man who actually is turned on by her and finds her desirable.


She's Mormon. That'll never happen.
 
2012-06-12 12:33:40 PM

PonceAlyosha: Nah, he just used every roundabout way of referencing boners possible.


I'm sorry that you and others have managed to make a mockery of something sacred. The adversary twists eternal truth into a tempting counterfeit, but you're wrong. I hope that you, too, will someday turn your back on the world and tightly grip the iron rod- what joy shall be your reward then!

Hold to the Rod
 
2012-06-12 12:34:33 PM

kid_icarus: Cythraul: Slaxl: If he acknowledges his homosexual feelings, yet is happily married, can't he just call himself bi-sexual? You don't have to be in one camp, it's not an either or, you can like both.

Or if he does acknowledge that, at some point after I gave up reading, then ok... not much need for an article then.

I guess in order for someone to be considered bisexual, they have to be capable of a sexual attraction to both sexes. He acknowledges in the article that he is only attracted to men.

Exactly. That's why it bugs me when someone says they "had a bisexual experience". No, you are a heterosexual who had one sexual encounter with someone of the same gender. It didn't alter your orientation. But...blah. Words. Labels.


You're the one that seems caught up in words or labels. Why would it bother you if they described a male-male encounter as a bisexual experience? If you were confused by what they meant, you could always ask for further details.
 
2012-06-12 12:35:40 PM

Godscrack: Cythraul: You doubt their happiness? Just look at them. Look at those big, wide smiles. They're obviously in bliss.

Well ya. He's thinking of that big black strap-on when the photo shoot is done.


I know a couple like this... he likes chicks, doesn't see a man and say "wow sexy", but he likes it in the azz. So every so often, his wife bends him over and calls him "Peg".

Heck, I may even think of trying that once in a while, but my wife would probably like it too much... I mean, its gotta feel good right? After all, millions of gay men can't all be masochistic... Heck, a little finger action on the outside while getting a hummer is nice...
 
2012-06-12 12:36:00 PM
Holy hell. Did you see the home page of the website? Somebody has some really messed up repressed hatred going on there.
 
2012-06-12 12:38:16 PM
Marriage is about more than just sex, but how can you be married to someone who isn't even the least bit sexually attracted to you? I'm sure he loves her, but part of loving someone is also desiring them. They have three kids, so clearly they've had sex at least that many times, but I can't imagine being with a man who wasn't physically attracted to me. You have to want me, not just love me.

I feel inordinately sad for that woman, even if this was a choice she made.
 
2012-06-12 12:38:21 PM

Saturday's Warrior: PonceAlyosha: Nah, he just used every roundabout way of referencing boners possible.

I'm sorry that you and others have managed to make a mockery of something sacred. The adversary twists eternal truth into a tempting counterfeit, but you're wrong. I hope that you, too, will someday turn your back on the world and tightly grip the iron rod- what joy shall be your reward then!

Hold to the Rod


So are you asking me out or what?
 
2012-06-12 12:38:43 PM

i.r.id10t: Godscrack: Cythraul: You doubt their happiness? Just look at them. Look at those big, wide smiles. They're obviously in bliss.

Well ya. He's thinking of that big black strap-on when the photo shoot is done.

I know a couple like this... he likes chicks, doesn't see a man and say "wow sexy", but he likes it in the azz. So every so often, his wife bends him over and calls him "Peg".

Heck, I may even think of trying that once in a while, but my wife would probably like it too much... I mean, its gotta feel good right? After all, millions of gay men can't all be masochistic... Heck, a little finger action on the outside while getting a hummer is nice...


I can't speak from experience, but I hear anal sex for men stimulates the prostate and can be quite enjoyable. For me, the limited exposure to anything close to anal sex that I've been through has always felt very uncomfortable.

/non Snarky response
 
2012-06-12 12:39:24 PM

doczoidberg: I wonder how his wife feels....


At first she was put off by his insistence that they keep the Erik Estrada poster above their bed; but now, as he takes her from behind, she too enjoys the view.
 
2012-06-12 12:39:38 PM

Saturday's Warrior: The bigotry in this thread amazes me.

The world becomes so incredulous at the possibility that the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ can give us willpower and strength beyond measure. I feel the spirit so strongly when I read about my brothers and sisters who struggle with same-sex attraction, and how they manage to overcome the anything-goes permissive attitude so prevalent in the world in these, the last days. I am so grateful that we are guided by a living prophet today, even Thomas S. Monson, who is inspired by God, to lead us through this mortal sphere. The gentleman in this article brings to mind Nephi's faithful brother Sam during Lehi's vision of the Tree of Life, who, while holding tightly to the iron rod, did truly overcome the oppressive mists and jeering ejaculations of the wicked in the great and spacious building.

I bear my testimony to you that the gospel of Jesus Christ is the true and living gospel, which has been restored in these latter days according to prophecy, by the power of the Holy Melchizedek Priesthood. Mr. Joshua Weed is truly engorged by the power of this same priesthood. These things I say to you in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

 
2012-06-12 12:41:32 PM
I can jerk off to videos of other guys when they a boffing women, which is heterosexual.
I can jerk off to women having hot woman on woman action, which is gay.
I can jerk off to lobster.

Am I gay?
 
2012-06-12 12:43:02 PM

Cythraul: I thought the Y chromosome was necessary in order to be male? If a person has XX, wouldn't that make them a woman with something akin to the female version of YY syndrome? Or am I getting the sex determining chromosomes backwards?


Correct the genes on the Y chromosome kick the fetus off the default female path to become a male. Thus I would suspect that XX males would be really rare. Probably rarer than intersex chimeras. There are large numbers of XY females though, about 1:500.
 
2012-06-12 12:43:29 PM

loki see loki do: I can jerk off to videos of other guys when they a boffing women, which is heterosexual.
I can jerk off to women having hot woman on woman action, which is gay.
I can jerk off to lobster.

Am I gay?


No, you're just a very naughty boy.
 
2012-06-12 12:44:10 PM

Cythraul: exick: Cythraul: You doubt their happiness? Just look at them. Look at those big, wide smiles. They're obviously in bliss.

I know you're being sarcastic, but based on what he says in the article, maybe they are happy. He seems to have found some sort of happy medium between accepting his sexuality for what it is and keeping in line with the religious rules he believes in. If he managed to find someone that he loves that he wants to have a family with, but that person isn't the gender that he finds sexually attractive, who am I to judge?

I'm not judging him or her, necessarily. I'm skeptical. And I hope that he or she is not secretly lonely, and one day wakes up after 35+ years of marriage realizing that their chance to have a romantic relationship in life is pretty much over. And I sincerely hope that.


I'm sure they appreciate your concern.
 
2012-06-12 12:44:48 PM

Ned Stark: Cythraul: exick: Cythraul: You doubt their happiness? Just look at them. Look at those big, wide smiles. They're obviously in bliss.

I know you're being sarcastic, but based on what he says in the article, maybe they are happy. He seems to have found some sort of happy medium between accepting his sexuality for what it is and keeping in line with the religious rules he believes in. If he managed to find someone that he loves that he wants to have a family with, but that person isn't the gender that he finds sexually attractive, who am I to judge?

I'm not judging him or her, necessarily. I'm skeptical. And I hope that he or she is not secretly lonely, and one day wakes up after 35+ years of marriage realizing that their chance to have a romantic relationship in life is pretty much over. And I sincerely hope that.

I'm sure they appreciate your concern.


Just like I appreciate your response. :)
 
2012-06-12 12:45:38 PM
I am going to punch this guy in the farking face. All he did was start another round of 'look you don't have to be gay because Jesus' bullshiat.

You're gay but having fulfilling sex with a woman. Sense: This makes none.
 
2012-06-12 12:46:00 PM

Cythraul: i.r.id10t: Godscrack: Cythraul: You doubt their happiness? Just look at them. Look at those big, wide smiles. They're obviously in bliss.

Well ya. He's thinking of that big black strap-on when the photo shoot is done.

I know a couple like this... he likes chicks, doesn't see a man and say "wow sexy", but he likes it in the azz. So every so often, his wife bends him over and calls him "Peg".

Heck, I may even think of trying that once in a while, but my wife would probably like it too much... I mean, its gotta feel good right? After all, millions of gay men can't all be masochistic... Heck, a little finger action on the outside while getting a hummer is nice...

I can't speak from experience, but I hear anal sex for men stimulates the prostate and can be quite enjoyable. For me, the limited exposure to anything close to anal sex that I've been through has always felt very uncomfortable.

/non Snarky response


Yup. Not all gay men are bottoms and not all 'straight' men are tops. There's a Subnormality comic about this...
 
2012-06-12 12:47:15 PM
You know, I've never told anyone of this before...but I think I may be gay.

If any girls wants to help me make sure, please send naked pix to my email. Maybe ones with you with a soapy loafer or lathered in baby oil.

Twins especially welcome.

Please help!
 
2012-06-12 12:48:18 PM

loki see loki do: I can jerk off to videos of other guys when they a boffing women, which is heterosexual.

Am I gay?


Is it 100% hetero? Sure modern porn does its best to shoot around the guy, including POV porn. Yet he's still there, and you're still seeing his dick. He's got a big one too. They don't shoot a lot of porn featuring guys with small dicks. It seems to not go over well with the customers. You know, "straight" men being the most common customers.
 
2012-06-12 12:49:01 PM

Cythraul: For me, the limited exposure to anything close to anal sex that I've been through has always felt very uncomfortable.


There could be a reason for this. It depends on how relaxed you are and how curved your rectum is...according to the book on anal sex I have.
 
2012-06-12 12:49:17 PM
As is usually the case, The Onion already had this covered.

Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet

/It's a good one too
 
2012-06-12 12:51:11 PM
So...he fathered kids. Has anyone told him that he is Bi and not Gay?
 
2012-06-12 12:51:25 PM
Gay with 3 children?

Did her brother come in and get him started? Did he do her from behind so he could pretend she was a man?

Did a witch and his brother send a shadow to kill him?
 
2012-06-12 12:52:13 PM

Cythraul: So, is this a "I'm gay and can deny my evil sexual and romantic desires, so can you" article, or is it a "I'm gay, and somehow I've managed to find happiness in a opposite sex marriage, but not saying if you're gay that you should feel forced to do the same" kind of article?

I know, I'm lazy, but I really don't want to read all of that. I'll have to pick through it as the day goes on.


he just said he wasn't gay he said he was "agay" meaning NOT GAY
 
2012-06-12 12:52:52 PM

loki see loki do: I can jerk off to videos of other guys when they a boffing women, which is heterosexual.
I can jerk off to women having hot woman on woman action, which is gay.
I can jerk off to lobster.

Am I gay?


As long as you're not jerking off lobsters, I think you're in the clear.
 
2012-06-12 12:55:07 PM

Braindeath: I am going to punch this guy in the farking face. All he did was start another round of 'look you don't have to be gay because Jesus' bullshiat.

You're gay but having fulfilling sex with a woman. Sense: This makes none.


That first part, yeah fark him.

But for that second bit, choices matter, culture matters, and experience matters. A lot.

/biological determinism, not even once.
 
2012-06-12 12:55:53 PM

Cythraul: The Jami Turman Fan Club: It's not impossible for him to be a XX male and be able to impregnate a woman, but there's like six of them in the world or something.

I thought the Y chromosome was necessary in order to be male? If a person has XX, wouldn't that make them a woman with something akin to the female version of YY syndrome? Or am I getting the sex determining chromosomes backwards?


It happens. XX males aren't that uncommon (there's 10,000 in the U.S. or so), but to have one that can actually have kids is vanishingly rare, like a one in a billion shot.
 
2012-06-12 12:56:46 PM

GungFu: soapy loafer


I guess if that's what you're into.
 
2012-06-12 12:58:32 PM

Nurglitch: Not all gay men are bottoms and not all 'straight' men are tops.


Straight bottoms can still get on top, bounce and spin.
 
2012-06-12 01:01:03 PM

Braindeath: You're gay but having fulfilling sex with a woman. Sense: This makes none.


Methinks you're confusing the ability to ejaculate with fulfilling.
 
2012-06-12 01:04:45 PM

baka-san: Tried to read article...

Baka's brain thingy all hurty now.


Five pages of cognitive dissonance will do that to you.

A gay friend of mine lives in Salt Lake City. He says they can always tell when the big LDS conferences are in town, because the gay bars fill with closeted married men. A quick pat of the leg and he can feel the hem of their garment (aka magic underwear), and the wedding ring in the pocket.
 
2012-06-12 01:05:21 PM
too stupid; didn't read
 
2012-06-12 01:05:39 PM

verbaltoxin: loki see loki do: I can jerk off to videos of other guys when they a boffing women, which is heterosexual.

Am I gay?

Is it 100% hetero? Sure modern porn does its best to shoot around the guy, including POV porn. Yet he's still there, and you're still seeing his dick. He's got a big one too. They don't shoot a lot of porn featuring guys with small dicks. It seems to not go over well with the customers. You know, "straight" men being the most common customers.


I watched straight porn for a long time. (after all, if I'm watching straight porn, I can't be gay, right?). Trouble is, I was still focusing attention on the guy in the scene. The girl was there...and I suppose on some level I was enjoying watching the deed the two of them were doing...but she was essentially a prop I was ignoring.
I would imagine straight guys would watch the same porn in the same way, only in reverse.
 
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