FARK.com: (7158269) Commerce Secretary Bryson, whose alcohol and drug tests came back "indeterminate," will be taking an "indefinite leave of absence" to "focus on his medical issues" and "spend time with family"

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		Commerce Secretary Bryson, whose alcohol and drug tests came back "indeterminate," will be taking an "indefinite leave of absence" to "focus on his medical issues" and "spend time with family" (washingtonpost.com)		13
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greenbowlpacker		2012-06-12 09:40:11 AM

5 votes:

This is a complete outrage, and Obama is a much bigger ahole than I originally thought. This proves that everything wrong with this country is directly related to Obamas terrible leadership and poor choices. I am so furious my head may explode

factoryconnection		2012-06-12 09:43:24 AM

3 votes:

Either the guy has a pretty serious medical condition causing him to black out and crash into things, or he's got some other rage issues to deal with... either way some time off from making decisions that affect the country seems appropriate.

In fact it almost seems like the administration is taking its time to make a measured and appropriate decision on a matter instead of flying off the handle based on sketchy information. This is behavior that we should spurn, of course.

Turbo Cojones		2012-06-12 09:42:16 AM

2 votes:

vernonFL: Getting beej from a tranny hooker.

He's not a Republican so probably not.

maxximillian		2012-06-12 09:35:13 AM

2 votes:

crabsno termites		2012-06-12 12:27:17 PM

1 votes:

LordStormes: Tadpole: Dude actually got out and exchanged info at first. If he is stepping down, serious shiat is about to come out when the felony hit and run charges are wiped.

If he was having a seizure, he could have been appearing to act normally, and really have little to no farking idea what was going on, and/or recollection of it.

So, all our elected officials are suffering continuous seizures?

JackieRabbit		2012-06-12 10:52:26 AM

1 votes:

The Muthaship: She said toxicology tests confirmed that neither alcohol nor drugs played a role in the crashes. A spokesman from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department declined to comment on the tests.

Hmmmmm, odd.

If they do have results, that would be the fastest toxicology report in history.

??? I can get you the results of a toxicology screen in about two hours. The cops and hospitals don't use BillyBob's Cheapo Drug Screening Company and Live Bait Dealership like employers do.

The cops don't release such test results to the public. That's illegal, not to mention stupid.

CheapEngineer		2012-06-12 10:22:26 AM

1 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: The Muthaship: She said toxicology tests confirmed that neither alcohol nor drugs played a role in the crashes. A spokesman from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department declined to comment on the tests.

Hmmmmm, odd.

If they do have results, that would be the fastest toxicology report in history.

He's not dead yet

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jso2897		2012-06-12 10:20:14 AM

1 votes:

YixilTesiphon: You'd have to be an idiot partisan to make this into something political.

Welcome to Fark.

nealpolitan		2012-06-12 10:13:12 AM

1 votes:

He was accused of hit-and-run? Were there tire tracks up and down someone's back? Maybe someone's signal turned from green to red. Is that a traffic jam straight up ahead. I blame this on....

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