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2012-06-12 10:08:03 AM
Well that's just good ole fashioned nightmare fuel.
 
2012-06-12 10:39:47 AM
I once did it so wrongly that I fractured a rib.
 
2012-06-12 11:22:44 AM
One time, my cough was so incorrect that it emptied my bowels into a pool full of fellow party goers. Boy, I hope no one caught that on tape
 
2012-06-12 11:33:35 AM
Farking hairballs, how do they work?
 
2012-06-12 11:41:55 AM
Is that a mating call?
 
2012-06-12 11:49:30 AM
Do that in public and you'll get arrested.
 
2012-06-12 12:23:58 PM

Mugato: Well that's just good ole fashioned nightmare fuel.


I felt like he was showing you what he was going to do to you after you fell asleep, but you couldn't stay awake. Think about that.
 
2012-06-12 01:11:23 PM
After reading the comments above, I've decided against watching the video.
 
2012-06-12 01:14:11 PM
The only correct way is by covering one's mouth with a tissue or the crook of one's elbow. One does not need to go about making a display of the whole thing. In fact, not making a display would be best if the cougher doesn't want me to then vomit all over them.
 
2012-06-12 03:55:23 PM
I'm more worried about the bad things that can happen when one tries to bottle up a sneeze, rather than merely covering one's mouth a la TMLPK's advice, above.
 
2012-06-12 05:20:30 PM

kenny's mom: I'm more worried about the bad things that can happen when one tries to bottle up a sneeze, rather than merely covering one's mouth a la TMLPK's advice, above.


Your eyeballs will totally pop back into their sockets. Don't be a pussy.
 
2012-06-12 05:41:35 PM

This dude totally reminds me of The Wizard...

www.gonemovies.com
 
2012-06-12 06:30:50 PM
What the fark was that?
 
2012-06-12 07:53:02 PM
For some reason, I pictured Dwight Schrute doing the same thing.
 
2012-06-12 07:55:31 PM

madden101: For some reason, I pictured Dwight Schrute doing the same thing.


I pictured a Zoidberg mating ritual.
 
2012-06-12 07:59:15 PM
I wish he had a handlebar moustache and had been wearing a top hat.
 
2012-06-12 08:02:06 PM
.............

WTF did I just watch?
 
2012-06-12 08:55:13 PM
he sounds like my cat
 
2012-06-12 09:16:55 PM
Let's play Spot the Loony!
 
2012-06-12 11:35:22 PM
Watch his face when he coughs "normally." Looks like he's pissed off at himself for failing to do it the new way.
 
2012-06-12 11:59:09 PM

Calmamity: I once did it so wrongly that I fractured a rib.


Me too.

I'll take a kidney stone over a broken rib ANY day
 
2012-06-13 12:14:44 AM
I want to see a 2 pack-a-day smoker try this method.
 
2012-06-13 01:51:51 AM

kenny's mom: I'm more worried about the bad things that can happen when one tries to bottle up a sneeze, rather than merely covering one's mouth a la TMLPK's advice, above.


I know a guy who does that somehow. Every time he sneezes he manages to hold it in right at the achoo bit so he just looks like his head is back firing and makes a little "eechkt" noise. Worse thing is he still does it after having to be rushed to the hospital for rupturing quite a bit of muscles/glands/whatnot in his throat while working.
 
2012-06-13 02:56:36 AM
It's so "efficient" that his body has to cough normally. Right.
 
2012-06-13 05:57:04 AM

Beebolini: This dude totally reminds me of The Wizard...

[www.gonemovies.com image 640x525]


Is that the guy from Batman Begins?
 
2012-06-13 05:59:04 AM
And here I thought the proper way to cough was the natural biological response. Glad we cleared that up. Usually when I cough I don't feel compelled to purr.
 
2012-06-13 09:15:24 AM
Go through whatever vocal exercise you want to, but PLEASE don't cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow. It's becoming the fastest growing reason for people to screw up their necks. I swear that chiropractors and makers of Flexeril came up with idea just to drum up business.

Here's how to cough or sneeze correctly (or at least with the minimum impact on your spine, neck muscles, etc.):

When you feel a sneeze or cough coming on, make sure you're facing forward, neck aligned with the ears parallel to your squared shoulders, eyes level and forward. Relax your shoulder and neck muscles as much as you can. And now cough/sneeze from the diaphram, not the chest. The depth of breath you exhale is going to vary depending on whether it's a cough or a sneeze, how congested you are in your lungs, sinuses, etc.

Give your neck a break. If you must cough or sneeze into something, use a disposable tissue. Then wash your hands.
 
2012-06-13 03:07:06 PM
That's not a different way to cough. That's just a way to make yourself cough. Does anyone NOT know how to cough?
 
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