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(Daily Mail)   Article proves that men and women are equal in the eyes of the law. Teacher that had sex with four students gets *gasp*, five months in jail. She is quite attractive so the sentence is understandable   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 124
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2012-06-12 09:14:09 AM
Something something Bangor something.
 
2012-06-12 09:20:00 AM
Bangor? They hardly even knew'er.
 
2012-06-12 09:41:10 AM
She taught English? She was just trying to help those students with their dangling participles.
 
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2012-06-12 09:43:53 AM
I wonder how long it will take one of these teachers to claim that she was teaching heterosexuality to protect children from teh ghey. Then she could become a political cause.
 
2012-06-12 10:44:34 AM
Why are these hot female teachers doing students when farkers would be lining up to do them?
 
2012-06-12 11:44:06 AM

slayer199: Why are these hot female teachers doing students when farkers would be lining up to do them?


Because farkers are lining up to do them.
 
2012-06-12 12:06:28 PM
Today's English lesson will show you why the word Bang is in Bangor.
 
2012-06-12 12:11:17 PM
Subby does not lie, she is quite attractive
 
2012-06-12 12:12:27 PM
How come they never want to fark students' fathers? I'm asking for a friend.
 
2012-06-12 12:13:40 PM
I think Subby is confusing "quite attractive" with "26".

She's a little ferret-looking, although I'm sure a hot MILF for schoolboys.
 
2012-06-12 12:14:41 PM

slayer199: Why are these hot female teachers doing students when farkers would be lining up to do them?


Because they have the option of choosing between balding, paunchy, and hairy or young, smooth, and rock solid.
 
2012-06-12 12:14:45 PM
Looks a little like Buffy Summers.
 
2012-06-12 12:15:08 PM
I hear women/feminists complaining all the time about something called a "rape culture". The only one I see is women raping children and getting away with it.
 
2012-06-12 12:16:17 PM

Valiente: I think Subby is confusing "quite attractive" with "26".

She's a little ferret-looking, although I'm sure a hot MILF for schoolboys.


sharp knees huh?
 
2012-06-12 12:18:57 PM
I'd love to see a cohort matched study between male and female offenders controlled for age, number of victims and homosexuality and everything else and see how the sentencing runs. I'm guessing women get less than 20% that men get.
 
2012-06-12 12:19:29 PM

lordaction: The only one I see is women raping children and getting away with it.


unless she used a broom stick up their ass, no way a woman can rape a teenage boy. impossible. I wanted to fark half of my highshool teachers. Lucky bastards....
 
2012-06-12 12:21:02 PM
Bangor High, nope, sober . . .
 
2012-06-12 12:21:23 PM

lordaction: I hear women/feminists complaining all the time about something called a "rape culture". The only one I see is women raping children and getting away with it.


You are of course forgetting the Catholic Church.
 
2012-06-12 12:22:28 PM

EatTheWorld: lordaction: The only one I see is women raping children and getting away with it.

unless she used a broom stick up their ass, no way a woman can rape a teenage boy. impossible. I wanted to fark half of my highshool teachers. Lucky bastards....


The teachers you wanted to fark were bastards?
 
2012-06-12 12:22:31 PM

EatTheWorld: lordaction: The only one I see is women raping children and getting away with it.

unless she used a broom stick up their ass, no way a woman can rape a teenage boy. impossible. I wanted to fark half of my highshool teachers. Lucky bastards....


So if a little girl wants to fark me it's not rape? Good to know!
 
2012-06-12 12:23:36 PM
"Hey Beavis, the teacher is from Bangor. Heh, heh. Heh, heh, heh. "
 
2012-06-12 12:26:43 PM
One month per boy plus one for good measure.

Looks legit to me.
 
2012-06-12 12:27:45 PM
Why your kids are dumb: People like this woman are payed to educate them.
 
2012-06-12 12:28:22 PM
Who among us isn't corruptible?
 
2012-06-12 12:28:22 PM
Prosecutors dropped charges of involving three other teens when they refused to cooperate with the investigation.

There may be hope for this generation yet.
 
2012-06-12 12:28:53 PM
WHOA, she's cute.
 
2012-06-12 12:29:19 PM

OscarTamerz: I'd love to see a cohort matched study between male and female offenders controlled for age, number of victims and homosexuality and everything else and see how the sentencing runs. I'm guessing women get less than 20% that men get.


Like their pay?
 
2012-06-12 12:29:58 PM
has there been any follow up research to see what kind of scars and problems this type of teacher student relationship would cause for the young men involved

/my guess is a bad shoulder from giving out to many high fives
 
2012-06-12 12:30:15 PM
If I have learned anything ftom iy is that I should have trird to bang the hot 24 year old teacher I had during senior year.

But I thought 'No, she's older and wouldn't be down'. It was just an art class too, didn't need the credit to graduate, so was she really in a position of power over me?
 
2012-06-12 12:30:16 PM

Degenerate Monkey: Why your kids are dumb: People like this woman are payed to educate them.


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2012-06-12 12:33:18 PM

Crewmannumber6: How come they never want to fark students' fathers? I'm asking for a friend.


Speaking as someone whose dad had a relationship with a hot teacher(my 1st and 2nd grade teacher), I'll say it happens sometimes... but maybe because I was in Ike territory
 
2012-06-12 12:33:31 PM

BurnShrike: She taught English? She was just trying to help those students with their dangling participles.


I'd happily split her infinitive, then end her sentence with a preposition!.
 
2012-06-12 12:36:09 PM

aspAddict: Degenerate Monkey: Why your kids are dumb: People like this woman are payed to educate them.

[joker-not-sure-if-serious.jpg]


At least his disdain for public education is justified.
 
2012-06-12 12:37:50 PM
I'd clap her erasers
 
2012-06-12 12:38:26 PM

Ashtrey: If I have learned anything ftom iy is that I should have trird to bang the hot 24 year old teacher I had during senior year.


You might as well. You sure didn't learn English.
 
2012-06-12 12:40:01 PM

OscarTamerz: I'd love to see a cohort matched study between male and female offenders controlled for age, number of victims and homosexuality and everything else and see how the sentencing runs. I'm guessing women get less than 20% that men get.


An aquaintence from college recently got caught in a teacher diddling scandal...

the investigation has concluded it started about three weeks shy of her 16th birthday. They have him charged with aggrevated child molestation. This is all going on in one of the reddest counties of a very red state, so the penalty is likely uber-severe...

Note: Making no pronoucement of guilt or innocence, nor the rightness or wrongness of the charge and its potential sentence (he farked up, badly, obviously), just another anecdote to throw on the pile..
 
2012-06-12 12:40:35 PM

wambu: OscarTamerz: I'd love to see a cohort matched study between male and female offenders controlled for age, number of victims and homosexuality and everything else and see how the sentencing runs. I'm guessing women get less than 20% that men get.

Like their pay?


Its way more than a 20% difference in sentencing and conviction. And for the LIE about the wage gap.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505125_162-28246928/the-gender-pay-gap-is - a-complete-myth/
 
2012-06-12 12:41:09 PM

lewismarktwo: EatTheWorld: lordaction: The only one I see is women raping children and getting away with it.

unless she used a broom stick up their ass, no way a woman can rape a teenage boy. impossible. I wanted to fark half of my highshool teachers. Lucky bastards....

So if a little girl wants to fark me it's not rape? Good to know!


Why is that good to know?
 
2012-06-12 12:41:39 PM
Where's the hero tag for the three boys who refused to rat her out?
 
2012-06-12 12:42:49 PM

Degenerate Monkey: Why your kids are dumb: People like this woman are payed paid to educate them.



FTFY
 
2012-06-12 12:42:52 PM

Wendy's Chili: Prosecutors dropped charges of involving three other teens when they refused to cooperate with the investigation.

There may be hope for this generation yet.


This was indeed also my reaction to the article.
 
2012-06-12 12:43:29 PM
Someone, please photoshop her eyebrows to the correct place and make her look normal.
 
2012-06-12 12:43:52 PM
wambu

... I'm guessing women get less than 20% that men get.

Like their pay?


For ironing shirts and making sandwiches, that's good enouigh. Get out of the work force, and stop diluting wages for hard-working men.

I'm outta here
 
2012-06-12 12:43:54 PM
I bet she isn't allowed conjugal visits.
 
2012-06-12 12:44:38 PM

numbone: Who among us isn't corruptible?


The Emperor Protects.

On a lighter note, 3/4 of the 'victims' refused to co-operate with the police. Good for them.
 
2012-06-12 12:46:24 PM
She was not a teacher on the prowl, she was more a hit it and quit it type of gal.
 
2012-06-12 12:46:44 PM
Who goes and has an affair a few months after she gets married? Wedding bed set in already?!

So confused. I would pay good money to understand what she was thinking.
 
2012-06-12 12:49:15 PM
She looks good in an unflattering picture and I bet she cleans up well.
 
2012-06-12 12:50:15 PM

BikerRay: Ashtrey: If I have learned anything ftom iy is that I should have trird to bang the hot 24 year old teacher I had during senior year.

You might as well. You sure didn't learn English.


That was posted using Android's voice recognition with a hell of a lot of sunlight on the screen. I am ashamed of that post, and it makes me a bad person.
 
2012-06-12 12:54:25 PM
FTFA: "But after three of the teens refused to co-operate with a police investigation..."

Ah, balls. Good. It appears that some HS boys still have them.
 
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