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(ABC)   When you see a doctor about a sore throat, he usually does NOT ask you to change into a hospital gown. Unless you're Maria Menounos   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 36
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2012-06-12 10:10:31 AM
wouldnt you?

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2012-06-12 10:54:15 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: wouldnt you?

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I'd go Greek on it.
 
2012-06-12 11:56:21 AM
she would be more comfortable if she let the doctor numb it
 
2012-06-12 11:58:54 AM
It wasn't so much the gown as it was what he wanted to use a tongue suppressor
 
2012-06-12 11:59:04 AM
Patient; "Dr, I'm here for my ear infection"

Dr Kim; "Go in and take off your pants"

/don't think it's that obscure
 
2012-06-12 11:59:13 AM
I have something for her sore throat.
 
2012-06-12 12:09:31 PM
I'd intercourse her.
 
2012-06-12 12:18:44 PM
Menounos said her doctor told her he liked her belly-button piercing and then started touching it.

Wonder what else is pierced down there.
 
2012-06-12 12:31:17 PM
Wasn't that how the movie "Deep Throat" started?
 
2012-06-12 12:41:30 PM
I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.
 
2012-06-12 12:44:44 PM
She found herself in a similar position during a gynecological exam. Menounos said her doctor told her he liked her belly-button piercing and then started touching it.

Please feel free to correct me, but if it's sexual in nature, shouldn't it be lower?
 
2012-06-12 12:49:46 PM
I'd think a gynecologist would have been more fascinated by her extra-dangly meat curtains.
 
2012-06-12 01:02:10 PM

Thorn: I'd think a gynecologist would have been more fascinated by her extra-dangly meat curtains.


pics??
 
2012-06-12 01:03:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: wouldnt you?

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It's is a massive breach of trust, completely unprofessional, and a violation of her rights as a patient. Those doctors should lose their licenses for their behavior.

But I can see how it would happen.
 
2012-06-12 01:06:28 PM

dehehn: I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.


I asked a gynocologist what the worst part of his job was and he said
"Women with stinky feet."
 
2012-06-12 01:10:24 PM
Id like to make sex babies in her throat.
 
2012-06-12 01:12:34 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: wouldnt you?

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I'd show her where sea monkey come from.
 
2012-06-12 01:26:57 PM

buwolverine: The Stealth Hippopotamus: wouldnt you?

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It's is a massive breach of trust, completely unprofessional, and a violation of her rights as a patient. Those doctors should lose their licenses for their behavior.

But I can see how it would happen.


abuse victims rarely press charges.
and until that happens, the doctors wont lose their licenses, let alone go to jail
 
2012-06-12 02:03:27 PM

namatad:

abuse victims rarely press charges.


She's lying, of course.

However, even in the faintest and most remote possibility that she isn't, she was probably asking for it.
 
2012-06-12 02:08:03 PM
her staring in a new show promotions begin in .....3....2......1
 
2012-06-12 02:35:26 PM
www.spirit-of-metal.com
 
2012-06-12 02:56:57 PM

dehehn: I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.


I think that if I were to have a male gyno, I'd prefer that he be gay, but maybe that's just me.
 
2012-06-12 03:29:41 PM

wambu: dehehn: I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.

I asked a gynocologist what the worst part of his job was and he said
"Women with stinky feet."


Good to know. My OB/GYN is male (though I have no idea if he's straight). Very bright guy. Very good bedside manner. Warns me what he's going to do before he does it. Always has a female nurse or PA in the room during the exam. I have no problem with a male doc of any type. And most women get regular, yearly checkups, so I'd imagine that a good 75% of what an OB/GYN looks at is not diseased, at any one time.

I'd probably be more leery of a male masseuse.
 
2012-06-12 03:41:25 PM
Mmmmm... Both thrusts would be glorious.
 
2012-06-12 03:53:29 PM
A little "Dr. Martintuckian Two-Ball Compound" will clear that throat right up.
 
2012-06-12 04:15:30 PM
I wonder if her gyno would let me smell his fingers?
 
2012-06-12 04:43:50 PM

Snakeophelia: wambu: dehehn: I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.

I asked a gynocologist what the worst part of his job was and he said
"Women with stinky feet."

Good to know. My OB/GYN is male (though I have no idea if he's straight). Very bright guy. Very good bedside manner. Warns me what he's going to do before he does it. Always has a female nurse or PA in the room during the exam. I have no problem with a male doc of any type. And most women get regular, yearly checkups, so I'd imagine that a good 75% of what an OB/GYN looks at is not diseased, at any one time.

I'd probably be more leery of a male masseuse.


Mine is male also, but he's an old Chinese guy who's almost a foot shorter than I am (I'm 5'8") and pretty soft spoken. Sometimes I don't quite understand him the first time he says something but overall he doesn't intimidate me at all. My only issue that isn't a factor anymore is that he apparently loves kids and doesn't really get people who don't want them. Either that or he was just being super duper careful so I wouldn't sue him after the procedure. Probably both. The several hundred photos of babies he's delivered that are posted in the waiting room creep me out a little but I suppose they comfort most women.
 
2012-06-12 04:58:17 PM

Snakeophelia: wambu: dehehn: I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.

I asked a gynocologist what the worst part of his job was and he said
"Women with stinky feet."

Good to know. My OB/GYN is male (though I have no idea if he's straight). Very bright guy. Very good bedside manner. Warns me what he's going to do before he does it. Always has a female nurse or PA in the room during the exam. I have no problem with a male doc of any type. And most women get regular, yearly checkups, so I'd imagine that a good 75% of what an OB/GYN looks at is not diseased, at any one time.


He laughed when he told me that sometimes the foot smell is so rank, he almost gags, but that would be the absolute wrong thing to do at that moment.

He also told me that many of his patients, when they see him outside the office (at the mall for example) walk to the other side of the concourse and won't look at him.
 
2012-06-12 05:05:52 PM

rynthetyn: dehehn: I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.

I think that if I were to have a male gyno, I'd prefer that he be gay, but maybe that's just me.


It never really bothered me. My ob/gyn is an older man with kids of his own who loves to see the kids he delivered as they grow up. He seems almost honored to have delivered them and awed by them as they turn into little people. Maybe they just like kids, and want to help women stay healthy and have healthy babies. Not everyone has a creepy ulterior motive.
 
2012-06-12 06:14:33 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I have something for her sore throat.


I used that line on my ex. She was stupid, worked a treat.
 
2012-06-12 06:32:45 PM
I'm also confused by women who go to a male gynos. That makes less sense to me than going to a blind-from-birth optometrist.
 
2012-06-12 06:44:08 PM

wambu: Snakeophelia: wambu: dehehn: I never understood how any woman could be comfortable with a male gynecologist. Any man whose goal in life is to spend all day looking at diseased vaginas can't possibly be right in the head.

I asked a gynocologist what the worst part of his job was and he said
"Women with stinky feet."

Good to know. My OB/GYN is male (though I have no idea if he's straight). Very bright guy. Very good bedside manner. Warns me what he's going to do before he does it. Always has a female nurse or PA in the room during the exam. I have no problem with a male doc of any type. And most women get regular, yearly checkups, so I'd imagine that a good 75% of what an OB/GYN looks at is not diseased, at any one time.

He laughed when he told me that sometimes the foot smell is so rank, he almost gags, but that would be the absolute wrong thing to do at that moment.

He also told me that many of his patients, when they see him outside the office (at the mall for example) walk to the other side of the concourse and won't look at him.


I'm surprised he recognizes their faces.
 
2012-06-12 07:03:44 PM

namatad: Thorn: I'd think a gynecologist would have been more fascinated by her extra-dangly meat curtains.

pics??




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2012-06-12 09:58:40 PM

wspguy: namatad: Thorn: I'd think a gynecologist would have been more fascinated by her extra-dangly meat curtains.

pics??

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I would not need a straw to blow cocaine up her ass.
 
2012-06-13 12:58:54 AM

Precision Boobery: I'm also confused by women who go to a male gynos. That makes less sense to me than going to a blind-from-birth optometrist.


I live in a rural town and the full service Planned Parenthood (my preferred place for the basic stuff) is about 45 min away, so I had to go with the first place that was taking patients. He did really good surgery, at least, when I really needed it. PP couldn't have done that procedure for me.
 
2012-06-14 12:01:36 PM
If I were female, I think I'd want to have a male gyno that had Parkinson's disease.
 
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