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(JSOnline)   Step 1: Raise worms. Step 2: Harvest worm poop. Step 3: Profit   (jsonline.com ) divider line
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2012-06-12 11:29:31 AM  
I used to use worm castings in my organic soil mix for my northern lights hybrid.
 
2012-06-12 01:22:51 PM  
Step 1: Raise worms. Step 2: Harvest spice. Step 3: Control the universe

/FTFM
 
2012-06-12 01:33:45 PM  
My first job was working on a worm farm.
 
2012-06-12 01:35:35 PM  
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2012-06-12 01:37:01 PM  

Odd Bird: Step 1: Raise worms. Step 2: Harvest spice. Step 3: Control the universe


But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

/ just to annoy fanboys with OCD
 
2012-06-12 01:39:45 PM  

dragonchild: Odd Bird: Step 1: Raise worms. Step 2: Harvest spice. Step 3: Control the universe

But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

/ just to annoy fanboys with OCD


The Federation will not allow black market power converters!
 
2012-06-12 01:41:22 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Man, that movie sucked.
 
2012-06-12 02:01:42 PM  
Worm poop tea makes the best fertilizer. Other than dead bodies.
 
2012-06-12 02:23:29 PM  
FTFA: Red wigglers can consume up to 50% of their body weight per day.

So they share the commonality with the Fark.com posters! LAUGHTER OL.

I have always considered buying one of these contraptions for doing the word farming. They even have the little taps on them. I would only have this for personal usage in the garden of me but would also wish for using the worms to fish with. Right now I just have the worms in the composting pile of me and they seem to be doing the job.
 
2012-06-12 02:56:36 PM  
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Approves
 
2012-06-12 03:02:41 PM  
Worm farming you say?

www.badmovies.org

/ hot
 
2012-06-12 03:13:17 PM  
Earl don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm.
 
2012-06-12 03:14:47 PM  

Abner Doon: Worm farming you say?

[www.badmovies.org image 400x273]

/ hot


You're the worm face!
 
2012-06-12 03:23:17 PM  
Step Four: Take worms to LV-223.

Step Five:
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2012-06-12 03:36:49 PM  

t3knomanser: Abner Doon: Worm farming you say?

[www.badmovies.org image 400x273]

/ hot

You're the worm face!


I'm very sensitive about my worm face. :( Jerk.

/ Gonna have to go watch that episode now, cracking up just thinking about the parts I remember
 
2012-06-12 03:37:01 PM  

Odd Bird: Step 1: Raise worms. Step 2: Harvest spice. Step 3: Control the universe


i63.photobucket.com

Step 4: walk without rhythm, so you don't attract a worm
 
2012-06-12 03:39:32 PM  

Pixiest: Earl don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm.


Do you ever go to make a pork sausage, and find that it's got hairs growing all over it?
 
2012-06-12 03:44:11 PM  

Tax Boy: [i63.photobucket.com image 382x353]

Step 4: walk without rhythm, so you don't attract a worm


Walken without rhythm; I LOL'd!

/Walken got rhythm
 
2012-06-12 03:50:16 PM  
I read things like this and start thinking "Is there space in my local market to do this".

Then I think "But that would require something resembling actual work. And I'd have to hire employees. I dislike directly employing people."

If someone was looking for a business partner in my area to work on ramping up a worm project I might be willing to invest and help on the engineering side, but I don't want to have a consistent job.
 
2012-06-12 03:52:56 PM  
It's a crappy job, but somebody's got to do it.
 
2012-06-12 04:23:38 PM  
Where's Fonzie? (obscure?)
 
2012-06-12 04:47:42 PM  
The worms go in
The worms go out
The worms play pinochle on your snout!
 
2012-06-12 05:16:13 PM  
i676.photobucket.com

Step 4) Petey finally gets a funeral.
 
2012-06-12 05:19:19 PM  

Abner Doon: Worm farming you say?

[www.badmovies.org image 400x273]

/ hot


I came here to do something similar!

Hell, I've already got the URL copied so
2.bp.blogspot.com

Wel if egn didun who did?!
You wanna develop that thought?

Have we violated you yet?

/Etc
 
2012-06-12 06:30:59 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I used to use worm castings in my organic soil mix for my northern lights hybrid.


This is probably why the worm casting industry is booming. Organic potting mix makes great northern lights tomatoes.
 
2012-06-12 06:57:10 PM  
"Unco Industries"...

LOL
 
2012-06-12 06:57:32 PM  
images.wikia.com
/hot
 
2012-06-12 08:20:37 PM  
I might start a small worm farm in my back yard for bait and fertilizer.
 
2012-06-12 08:58:54 PM  
I bought a worm farm for my parents and the problem is that it takes an industrial scale farm to accommodate the vegetable and plant matter of a normal 3-4 person household who eats fresh vegetables and has a reasonable amount of table scraps. They would regularly exceed the capacity of this multi-level bin and it would start to smell. The small ones are an interesting curiosity but not really useful from a waste processing perspective.
 
2012-06-12 09:55:44 PM  

Macular Degenerate: I bought a worm farm for my parents and the problem is that it takes an industrial scale farm to accommodate the vegetable and plant matter of a normal 3-4 person household who eats fresh vegetables and has a reasonable amount of table scraps. They would regularly exceed the capacity of this multi-level bin and it would start to smell. The small ones are an interesting curiosity but not really useful from a waste processing perspective.


Good to know. Have been on the fence for a long time, and I think you've talked me out of it.

I'm having a similar problem with my composter. I bought a dual chamber 70 gallon model, but I can't ever seem to keep enough browns around. I have had the thing since January, and I have already chewed up 3 yardwaste bags full of dry leaves with nothing but two adults worth of scraps.

/Love my Joraform 270
//It's pricy, but it's built like a tank and looks nice enough to have on the side of my house in a HOA neighborhood
 
2012-06-12 10:08:59 PM  
Further proof that all there is to do in places like Richland Center and Neillsville is watch worms shiat.
 
2012-06-12 10:16:50 PM  

Tax Boy: Odd Bird: Step 1: Raise worms. Step 2: Harvest spice. Step 3: Control the universe

[i63.photobucket.com image 382x353]

Step 4: walk without rhythm, so you don't attract a worm


www.remotecentral.com
Hai guyz, wats goan on in tis thread?
 
2012-06-12 10:19:05 PM  
I keep my worm bin on my apartment balcony and I credit i with reducing my garbage output by half. Suddenly, I don't have to feel guilty about throwing old fruit and vegetables away.
 
2012-06-12 10:39:46 PM  
Just be careful - some of that worm poop for sale on the side of the road might just be regular old poop.
 
2012-06-12 11:35:54 PM  
Step one: Put some dirt in the box
Step two: put your "worm" in the box
Step three: Make her open the box
 
2012-06-13 09:34:46 AM  
One of my kids, at age five or six, made a worm habitat. The worms lived in it for a year or so. My child took it to school and meeting for worship to show off his pet worms. When s/he got bored of caring for them, we dumped them in the garden.

I had a few Moms ask me where to buy the worm farm or worm kit. I sent them to the local bait and tackle store where we got ours. Those folks must have wondered why so many middle aged women suddenly took up fishing.
 
2012-06-13 01:34:22 PM  
Every rain storm we used to see the neighbours kids outside in the rain wandering around like drunks. I went out to see what they were up to one time and discovered they were "Crawler hunting". They sell the crawlers to a couple of local bait shops for $3 for 15 "regular size or 12 'bigguns'. I chuckled and said "well thats a good way to make spare change. They promptly informed me a good rainy night made them $200-$400 and it was well worth thier time.

.......I have since twice offered to buy into the company, but they told me to wait for the IPO offering.......
 
2012-06-13 04:30:19 PM  
If you give a houseplant a little worm(compost tea)water it visibly stands up and thanks you for the effort. Results = The Best Sales Pitch.
 
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