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		Never mind the cannibals, now it's vampires (nbcsandiego.com)		26
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inner ted		2012-06-12 10:57:22 AM

what about cannibal vampires??

Galileo's Daughter		2012-06-12 10:57:37 AM

As long as they don't sparkle in the daylight, I don't care.

blueviking		2012-06-12 10:58:37 AM

Wanted for questioning....

cgraves67		2012-06-12 10:59:18 AM

A homeless vampire. That's the worst kind.

pedobearapproved		2012-06-12 10:59:53 AM

Since it's in San Diego are you sure they aren't Reserve Vampires????? Muhahahahaha

Honest Bender		2012-06-12 11:05:16 AM

My favorite vampire.

bhcompy		2012-06-12 11:05:58 AM

Jubeebee		2012-06-12 11:08:14 AM

Never Mind the Cannibals would be a pretty good band name.

attention span of a retarded fruit fly		2012-06-12 11:11:21 AM

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach...all the damn vampires

The_Sponge		2012-06-12 11:12:20 AM

inner ted: what about cannibal vampires??

They were in Blade 2.

Dimensio		2012-06-12 11:14:16 AM

Wanted for questioning.

Dimensio		2012-06-12 11:15:19 AM

blueviking: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Wanted for questioning....

That was one of my favourite 1990s television series.

dopeydwarf		2012-06-12 11:16:48 AM

danielscissorhands		2012-06-12 11:23:37 AM

There is "batshiat insane", and then there is "vampire batshiat insane".

olstyn		2012-06-12 11:25:15 AM

Dimensio: blueviking: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Wanted for questioning....

That was one of my favourite 1990s television series.

IMDB would like a word with your memory; you're remembering that show being on a lot less recently than it was. :)

Of course, it could be that you're thinking of the much longer running show that presumably inspired it, and *was* running in the 90s.

Nightmaretony		2012-06-12 11:33:40 AM

brantgoose		2012-06-12 11:34:56 AM

A question left unanswered by this article is whether those canine molars are natural (enhanced merely by the knocking out of the incisors, etc., or enhanced by dental surgery or sharpening.

Seeing as the guy is a transient, they may well be natural (some people seem to have a mouthful of 32 uniform incisors, while others harken back to the dentation of our simian ancestors with quite distinct canines, etc.).

But I'd like to know if this freak is natural or artificial. It makes a big difference psychologically, I expect.

In the one case he's just a biter with bad teeth. In the other, he's another product of antisocial fantasy, like reality show contestants and other fashion victims.

weemonkey		2012-06-12 11:35:48 AM

Dimensio: blueviking: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Wanted for questioning....

That was one of my favourite 1990s television series.

LOL WUT? Sorry dear, that is Nicolas Cages movie Vampire's Kiss. A1988 movie, not a tv series.

Marcintosh		2012-06-12 11:37:56 AM

Wha- Oh c'mon SOMEbody hadda do it

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Dimensio		2012-06-12 11:38:30 AM

weemonkey: Dimensio: blueviking: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Wanted for questioning....

That was one of my favourite 1990s television series.

LOL WUT? Sorry dear, that is Nicolas Cages movie Vampire's Kiss. A1988 movie, not a tv series.

You have conflated two separate postings.

Dimensio		2012-06-12 11:39:41 AM

olstyn: Dimensio: blueviking: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Wanted for questioning....

That was one of my favourite 1990s television series.

IMDB would like a word with your memory; you're remembering that show being on a lot less recently than it was. :)

Of course, it could be that you're thinking of the much longer running show that presumably inspired it, and *was* running in the 90s.

Are you certain? The writing, direction, dialogue and costumes of the series always seemed reminiscent of television programs produced in the late 1990s. However, a more recent production date would explain the common appearance of LCD computer monitors rather than CRT displays.

offmymeds		2012-06-12 11:40:48 AM

Person of interest.

olstyn		2012-06-12 11:47:30 AM

Dimensio: olstyn: Dimensio: blueviking: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Wanted for questioning....

That was one of my favourite 1990s television series.

IMDB would like a word with your memory; you're remembering that show being on a lot less recently than it was. :)

Of course, it could be that you're thinking of the much longer running show that presumably inspired it, and *was* running in the 90s.

Are you certain? The writing, direction, dialogue and costumes of the series always seemed reminiscent of television programs produced in the late 1990s. However, a more recent production date would explain the common appearance of LCD computer monitors rather than CRT displays.

Yeah, I remember watching it only a few years back, plus if you click the link to IMDB that I posted earlier, it shows that it ran from 2007-2008. Forever Knight, on the other hand, has VERY similar subject matter (the main character vampire is a cop rather than a PI, but close enough to easily confuse them), but did run in the 90s (from 1992-1996). Add in the Buffy spin-off "Angel" chronologically between them, and there's an easy path from one to the other...

weemonkey		2012-06-12 11:59:00 AM

Dimensio: weemonkey: Dimensio: blueviking: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Wanted for questioning....

That was one of my favourite 1990s television series.

LOL WUT? Sorry dear, that is Nicolas Cages movie Vampire's Kiss. A1988 movie, not a tv series.

You have conflated two separate postings.

DOH! I blame the lack of caffeine. My apologies :o(