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(Jezebel)   Woman defies the odds by shooting herself in the leg, without the use of a gun   (jezebel.com) divider line 4
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2012-06-12 01:09:45 PM
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Rewind to 1978. My reprobate friends and I are walking down the street when Lucas White sees something shiny in the grass next to the sidewalk. It's a bullet (short, probably from a handgun). Lucas picks it up. Does he:
1. Throw it away (turn to page 87)
2. Bring it to his parents (turn to page 30)
3. Take it to his garage and hit it with a sledge hammer (turn to page 148)
2012-06-12 01:09:40 PM
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blatz514: Felix_T_Cat: I had a friend in Pennsylvania. A little old lady named Pearl. Pearl loved birds and had a bird feeder. Pearl hated squirrels. Pearl had a 357 magnum. She was also a terrible shot. There were holes in the feeder, holes in the pipe that held the feeder and holes in the shed. One day a bear came out of the woods...

/no foolin'.

And ate Pearl?


No he just dry humped her.....

She gave him crabs too

Now he has to go to the veterinarian and get checked for herpes.

And do you know how hard it is to shave bear pubes to get rid of the scabies and apply lotion when you don't have opposable thumbs ?
2012-06-12 12:59:21 PM
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Felix_T_Cat: I had a friend in Pennsylvania. A little old lady named Pearl. Pearl loved birds and had a bird feeder. Pearl hated squirrels. Pearl had a 357 magnum. She was also a terrible shot. There were holes in the feeder, holes in the pipe that held the feeder and holes in the shed. One day a bear came out of the woods...

/no foolin'.


Was he wiping his ass with a rabbit?
2012-06-12 12:51:01 PM
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Virtue: Your typical bullet exploding outside of the chamber of a gun has about as much energy as a firecracker.


And yet I can't buy firecrackers in Georgia, but I can buy bullets.

That reminds me, I need to make a run to Tennessee soon.
 
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