Or two naked...

Porky Piggin' it.

I go to parties sometimes until 4.

probesport: I go to parties sometimes until 4.

Hard to leave when you can't find the door.

Use a farking comma

I can't wait until they throw his hatless butt in jail.

reminds me of my senior year of college. farking loved it.

Headline reads like the submitter attended the party.

This reminds me of several Mardi Gras celebrations in the French Quarter back in the 80's, where my brother and I went dressed as absent-minded businessmen, wearing suits and ties and carrying briefcases, but without pants. I wore the socks and garters, ala 1950's style.

My brother wore jockey shorts underneath, but I had the guts to hang commando under the shirt tail. Many curious women were surprised and shocked to encounter my johnson upon inspection.

Good times.

RockChalkH1N1: Use a farking comma

That won't cover much, perhaps an exclamation point.

From TFA: A MAN without pants was reportedly stopping traffic at Mermaid Waters

Maybe he was transformed from mermaid to human!

I remember seeing a lone pair of pants on the side of the road once in Atlanta... I wonder if something similar happened to this guy.

Mell of a Hess: Headline reads like the submitter attended the party.

This reminds me of several Mardi Gras celebrations in the French Quarter back in the 80's, where my brother and I went dressed as absent-minded businessmen, wearing suits and ties and carrying briefcases, but without pants. I wore the socks and garters, ala 1950's style.

My brother wore jockey shorts underneath, but I had the guts to hang commando under the shirt tail. Many curious women were surprised and shocked to encounter my johnson upon inspection.

Good times.

I've been considering buying a kilt, were their reactions more positive or negative?

Mell of a Hess: Headline reads like the submitter attended the party.

This reminds me of several Mardi Gras celebrations in the French Quarter back in the 80's, where my brother and I went dressed as absent-minded businessmen, wearing suits and ties and carrying briefcases, but without pants. I wore the socks and garters, ala 1950's style.

My brother wore jockey shorts underneath, but I had the guts to hang commando under the shirt tail. Many curious women were surprised and shocked to encounter my johnson upon inspection.

Good times.

Hmmm, my shirt-tails generally only hang a few inches below my waiste...and my "johnson" doesn't start at my waiste. So for the shirt tail to cover my "johnson"....

Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm sorry about that...

I sometimes find myself walking home below the waist, but headed back to the bar above it...

Silly Jesus: Mell of a Hess: Headline reads like the submitter attended the party.

This reminds me of several Mardi Gras celebrations in the French Quarter back in the 80's, where my brother and I went dressed as absent-minded businessmen, wearing suits and ties and carrying briefcases, but without pants. I wore the socks and garters, ala 1950's style.

My brother wore jockey shorts underneath, but I had the guts to hang commando under the shirt tail. Many curious women were surprised and shocked to encounter my johnson upon inspection.

Good times.

Hmmm, my shirt-tails generally only hang a few inches below my waiste...and my "johnson" doesn't start at my waiste. So for the shirt tail to cover my "johnson"....

Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm sorry about that...

You sound fat. Generally for skinny people the shirt tail comes down far enough to cover their ass and bits and peices.

MOM!

Marcintosh: 3 day Elks Club Smoker

that'd be a great name for ahhhhh. nevermind.

You know you've just left one hell of a party if:

You wake up in the shower with your clothes on.

or

You wake up in a snowbank in your underwear.

/damn you tequila

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: I remember seeing a lone pair of pants on the side of the road once in Atlanta... I wonder if something similar happened to this guy.

It could have been the remains of an unfortunate Jedi knight...

Girion47: You sound fat. Generally for skinny people the shirt tail comes down far enough to cover their ass and bits and peices.

I'm skinny, and most of the time my shirt tails only come down that far if they're dress shirts or very, very long t-shirts (like the one I'm wearing now, which is laughably long). On dress shirts, the lowest button doesn't come down far enough, so there's a gap at the bottom through which "bits and pieces" might poke through...

Girion47

I've been considering buying a kilt, were their reactions more positive or negative?

Well, it was Mardi Gras, so the mores and folkways are a bit relaxed. All positive, some giggling, some pointing and laughing, a couple hugs, and always at least a short conversation before wandering off. All wanted a picture with us.

As for the response from Silly Jesus, well I am a short person, so my shirt tails hang pretty low ... but thanks anyway for the commiseration.

reillan: Girion47: You sound fat. Generally for skinny people the shirt tail comes down far enough to cover their ass and bits and peices.

I'm skinny, and most of the time my shirt tails only come down that far if they're dress shirts or very, very long t-shirts (like the one I'm wearing now, which is laughably long). On dress shirts, the lowest button doesn't come down far enough, so there's a gap at the bottom through which "bits and pieces" might poke through...

In the interest of science. I experimented. The front comes low enough, I'd have to pin it shut and not lean backwards, but a big and tall store would make this easy.

SFW However my legs might not be safe for your eyes.

reillan

I'm skinny, and most of the time my shirt tails only come down that far if they're dress shirts or very, very long t-shirts (like the one I'm wearing now, which is laughably long). On dress shirts, the lowest button doesn't come down far enough, so there's a gap at the bottom through which "bits and pieces" might poke through...

Yes, the "poking through" occurred, but I was either too drunk or laughing too hard to notice.

Mardi Gras is a helluva drug.

Mell of a Hess: reillan

I'm skinny, and most of the time my shirt tails only come down that far if they're dress shirts or very, very long t-shirts (like the one I'm wearing now, which is laughably long). On dress shirts, the lowest button doesn't come down far enough, so there's a gap at the bottom through which "bits and pieces" might poke through...

Yes, the "poking through" occurred, but I was either too drunk or laughing too hard to notice.

Mardi Gras is a helluva drug.

lol. ok, that's fair.