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(Reuters)   Dennis Kucinich is looking to parlay his candidacy into a little boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom   (reuters.com) divider line 139
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2003-11-10 01:40:13 PM
Since he's not going to get the presidency, he might as well get some action on the side. We can't all get both.
 
2003-11-10 01:55:13 PM
-the right man for the wrong planet.

thanks for putting your two cents in their hypocrital faces, dennis.

paul wellstone would have been proud of you.

ashamed of kerry, gephart, leiberman, edwards and the other secret elephants.

but proud of you.
 
2003-11-10 01:58:08 PM
errrr.

that's 'hypocritical'

they are...and another thing...i don't believe in 'preview'.

on monday...or any other day of the week.

-just kidding.
 
2003-11-10 02:06:42 PM
He's straight?

* shocked *
 
2003-11-10 02:08:20 PM
Actually, I like Dennis.

He and Byrd were about the only Democrats in Congress with the stones to stand up to Bush's pre-war lies.
 
2003-11-10 02:20:16 PM
Shouldn't that be "boom chicka boom boom?
 
2003-11-10 02:40:59 PM
I'd hit it.

What?

Don't judge me.
 
2003-11-10 04:49:07 PM
For all interested parties, the line forms to the left. (Ooo, political humor, ooo!)
 
2003-11-10 05:18:38 PM
Why do candidates like this continue to waste money and divide their party by staying in the race? There's no way he can win, what's the point?

I saw him on The Daily Show a few weeks ago. He was the most unfunny and inarticulate person I've ever seen. Couldn't keep up with John, couldn't respond, talk about a wet noodle. It was painful.
 
2003-11-10 05:19:25 PM
He seems like he's always been asking, "What's it gonna take for me to get a little tail? I'm never gonna be a rock star, so how much power do I have to have before chicks give up trim to the D-man?"
 
2003-11-10 05:20:51 PM
I, for the life of me, cannot understand why this vibrant, exciting handsome man is still single.

What a closet case.
 
2003-11-10 05:20:59 PM
I love his ideas but there's no way he'll get elected. It's a damn shame. I hope, at the very least, the man gets laid.
 
2003-11-10 05:22:07 PM
Actually, Goddamnlimey, I think it's supposed to be bow-chicka-wow-wow.
 
2003-11-10 05:23:42 PM
well he got to screw Cleveland when he was mayor, took the city into default
 
2003-11-10 05:23:49 PM
Sure he's honest about his beliefs and got the balls to give speeches, but so does the dude on the streetcorner wearing the dirty bathrobe and scraggly beard. Doesn't make either of them right.

He's the only candidate that would make me vote for Bush. Still, "Who Wants to Date a Presidential Also-Ran" sounds like a good FOX idea.
 
2003-11-10 05:23:49 PM

Okay, if this this guy were president, his looks would barely be an improvement over Bush's.


He should star in his own show, "Queer Eye for the Queer Guy".


 
2003-11-10 05:24:20 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO!

It's " Boom-Chicka-Boom-Chicka-Boom-Boom-Boom "

Say it like Elaine on Seinfeld.

"I can stand a little Jerry, it'll get me a lot of Elaine." -Newman
 
2003-11-10 05:24:38 PM
Control,

The nice thing about Kucinich is that he isn't a former card-carrying member of the KKK either!
 
2003-11-10 05:25:11 PM
Better be careful that Nader doesn't kick his ass over a girl...(if the two aren't secretly the same person, as I suspect.)
 
2003-11-10 05:26:41 PM
Control,

The nice thing about Kucinich is that he isn't a former card-carrying member of the KKK either!
 
2003-11-10 05:27:03 PM
"...peace in the world and for universal single-payer health care and a full employment economy,"

That's a nice platform. :D
 
2003-11-10 05:27:18 PM
Skinink-

You are officially "Laugh Out Loud Funny".
 
2003-11-10 05:27:18 PM
I saw him on The Daily Show a few weeks ago. He was the most unfunny and inarticulate person I've ever seen. Couldn't keep up with John, couldn't respond, talk about a wet noodle. It was painful.

oh god that interview was painful. I had read a few things about Kucinich before that interview, and had kinda liked some things he had to say. But that interview, man, it was just bad.
 
wib
2003-11-10 05:27:46 PM
I prefer Baow chicka Baow baow
 
2003-11-10 05:28:08 PM
this chick already wants in...

 
2003-11-10 05:28:22 PM
as long as he doesn't pick this biatch, he should be ok.
 
2003-11-10 05:28:23 PM
"well he got to screw Cleveland when he was mayor, took the city into default"


BULLSHIAT, Kucinich SAVED Cleavland city light from being privatized and Enronized.
 
2003-11-10 05:29:06 PM
screw it, it was supposed to be a picture of the president's wife from 24.
 
2003-11-10 05:29:20 PM
New reality show on NBC: Longshot Joe
 
2003-11-10 05:29:26 PM
http://www.politicsnh.com/mrskucinich.html
 
2003-11-10 05:29:38 PM
At what point does "Boom-Chicka-Rocka-Chicka-Rocka-Chicka-Boom" come into play?
 
2003-11-10 05:29:43 PM
There must not be any sheep in Ohio...either that, or the sheep in Ohio are just too picky.
 
2003-11-10 05:29:48 PM
That's why most guys go into politics--to meet chicks.
 
2003-11-10 05:32:23 PM
No man with any self respect would make this guy the Alpha.

Wimpy does not describe how pitiful he is. Do you have any idea how much tail is running around after politicians?

It is comparable to rock stars (different segments of the population are groupies for different popular people) and this guy is complaining about needing a woman???

In the words of another unelectable presidential candidate "That's just sad."
 
2003-11-10 05:32:42 PM
Since he's not going to get the presidency, he might as well get some action on the side. We can't all get both. - ElCorridor

Clinton did.
 
2003-11-10 05:34:53 PM
WIB-

That's funny. I heard a comedian use that in his skit years ago on the MTV half hour comedy hour. Do you know who it was?

"trolling for answers to life's unanswered questions"
 
2003-11-10 05:35:35 PM
Giddy Up Ah Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
 
2003-11-10 05:35:37 PM
I think it's the wokka-chika-wokka-chika. Oh, wait, that's a porn soundtrack...
 
2003-11-10 05:37:31 PM
We are so screwed. These democratic candidates might as well be the Keystone Kops running around with no direction, no leadership, no chance. Hell, Al Freaking Sharpton is a legitimate candidate here. We are so screwed. Dubya is an embarassment, but there's no way one of these Dem's unseats him. Four more years of Dubya, here we come. We are so screwed.
 
2003-11-10 05:38:10 PM

Boom shaka laka
Boom shaka laka
Boom shaka laka
Boom
 
2003-11-10 05:38:26 PM
If the guy is a senator/congressman(whatever) and isn't getting his fair share of tang, he definately does not get my vote for president.
 
2003-11-10 05:39:28 PM
Didn't Jimmy James have this exact same idea? I suppose next, Kucinich will be having his autobiography translated into Japanese, then he'll have the Japanese translation translated BACK into English!



Jimmy James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

Donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey.
 
2003-11-10 05:41:42 PM
Dennis is awesome. I got the chance to see him speak last weekend. It's funny how hard the mainstream press tries to trash him. They're so scared because he makes so much sense. Most Americans would totally agree with him if they had ever heard of him.
 
2003-11-10 05:42:12 PM
BrockWillowCrest-

Now you know how all the Repub's felt when BillyBoy was tha playaprez. We couldn't beat that guy in an election for dogcatcher.

He is like that girlfriend that you know you should not be with, but you just cannot seem to get rid of her, because she is sooooo talented, and once you finally do get rid of her, you cannot even look at her, because you know you will regress and go back to her, even though she is terrible for you, and

Wait. You get the point, and NO, that never happened to me.
 
2003-11-10 05:42:26 PM
Sheesh. The man bears a strange resemblance to Mickey Kantor.
 
2003-11-10 05:45:49 PM
I seem to remember a certain millionaire tycoon trying this very same thing in season three episode one.



Best. Show. Ever.
 
2003-11-10 05:49:19 PM
molina1230

That's why most guys go into politics--to meet chicks.


Well, it worked out OK for Henry Hyde.

But Bob whatever-his-name-was (Livingston?), Bill Clinton and whoever the guy was who drove his car into the reflecting pond didn't do so well.
 
2003-11-10 05:49:32 PM
I'm guessing the "boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom" implied porn music. I personally like "frow chicky frow frow wow" instead.
 
2003-11-10 05:50:57 PM
I mean "frow chicky frow wow."

*Sorry
 
2003-11-10 05:51:57 PM
Unfetchable, my butt!

 
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