Wolves in the US are just plush toys......at least they kept saying that until........da da da....duuuuuuuu...
a teacher was bushwhacked while out for her daily jog.............Listening to the ol ipod, for the pack of wolves....it was feeding time boys....she tried to fight but there was nothing left except the tracks in the ground...........So then the locals decided to have a hunt...and shoot they did.....wolves one and all were found guilty.............Never run in the alaskan bush wearing a head set.......wouldn't have helped her anyway.......but it would make a kewl movie......Understand Disney has optioned the rights......

Alaska....year 2010/11

SweetDickens: ".................................................................... . .............................."

I'm going to find you and remove all the full stops from every keyboard you own. Then I'm going to hire people to keep you from buying a new keyboard, just to force you to use the alt key and the keypad to type full stops.

/oblig

Of course, the actual quote is, "a dingo *took* my baby", but that's not important right now.

SweetDickens: Wolves in the US are just plush toys......at least they kept saying that until........da da da....duuuuuuuu...
a teacher was bushwhacked while out for her daily jog.............Listening to the ol ipod, for the pack of wolves....it was feeding time boys....she tried to fight but there was nothing left except the tracks in the ground...........So then the locals decided to have a hunt...and shoot they did.....wolves one and all were found guilty.............Never run in the alaskan bush wearing a head set.......wouldn't have helped her anyway.......but it would make a kewl movie......Understand Disney has optioned the rights......

Alaska....year 2010/11

What...the...........
....fark?....am i....reading?

steerforth:

well said

I had no idea they'd like changed the name of Ayers Rock.

Learnt something today!

RidersOfLohan: ha ha how is mumia on that list?

The same people who champion Mumia think Guevara wasn't also a murdering piece of shiat who Castro promptly rid himself of as soon as he stopped being useful. You know, Zach de la Rocha.

fml. just saw this headline this morning. day late, dollar short. even subbed it. i will learn to forever check my news here first.
/learningexperience

KatjaMouse: "'No longer will Australia be able to say that dingoes are not dangerous,'' [the mother] added. ''We live in a beautiful country but it is dangerous.''

So these people live in a country where there are amphibians, corals, fish, crocs, spiders and trees that are widely known to KILL people and they think that dingos are just like the cuddly border collie from down the street? Seriously?

/fark, even the adorable platypus is poisonous

This. Fark has taught me that Australia is chock full of stinging, biting, poisonness, and (now) baby-stealing death. It's not safe for anyone, let alone babies.

I'm going to have Elaine in my head all day now, but that line makes me giggle hysterically so that's ok.

anyone know where to find original newscast of dingo ate my baby?

Lord Dimwit: Even if she didn't murder her child, taking an infant that young into the Australian outback with no means of communication seems really unwise.

Yeah, she should have taken her iphone.


/You are a moron.

Feels vindicated.

now when every they hear that beautiful line from seinfeld they can hear their americans make fun of their accent AND their dead daughter.

Came for the family guy reference. Leaving disappointed. Or maybe I just went through the thread too fast.

Colin O'Scopy: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Of course a dingo is dangerous. It's in Australia. And if I've learned anything on Fark, it's that Australia has 600 different species of things that will kill you instantly if you so much as look at them funny.

OK, at least those little jellyfish thingies.

600? I thought it was decimal-places-more than that...

;)

In Australia 90% of the animals will kill you and the other 10% haven't made up their minds yet