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2012-06-12 01:42:12 AM
To bad it didn't slam into 270 during rush hour. That would have been neat.
 
2012-06-12 01:45:29 AM
I'll take you on a trip beside the ocean
And drop the top at Chesapeake Bay
Ain't nothing like the sky to dose a potion
The moon'll send you on your way
 
2012-06-12 01:46:56 AM
Hey subtard, it's not like it could've crashed into a home, building, pedestrians, or a road, right?

/you're an idiot
 
2012-06-12 01:47:46 AM
Obama's Drone War on Amercians has started!!
 
2012-06-12 01:49:01 AM
It was just keeping an eye on the nation's strategic crab cake reserves.
 
2012-06-12 01:49:30 AM
I would have gone with "No survivors," but that's just me.
 
2012-06-12 01:52:00 AM
LOLz, my bad!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-12 01:52:09 AM
OBAMY SPIES ON INNOCENT MERIKANS!
 
2012-06-12 01:54:28 AM
Thank you for your service.
 
2012-06-12 01:55:14 AM
Doesn't work as a punchline.
 
2012-06-12 01:55:23 AM
abuse of the obvious tag, 20 demerits.

i.istockimg.com
 
2012-06-12 01:57:15 AM

lewismarktwo: OBAMY SPIES ON INNOCENT MERIKANS!


only the innocent ones?
 
2012-06-12 01:58:33 AM

butt-nuggets: lewismarktwo: OBAMY SPIES ON INNOCENT MERIKANS!

only the innocent ones?


The guilty retarded ones, too. Subby's not off the hook.
 
2012-06-12 02:00:02 AM

Barricaded Gunman: I would have gone with "No survivors," but that's just me.


I was thinking more an "unmanned = aliens" theme.
 
2012-06-12 02:02:15 AM

lewismarktwo: MERIKANS


igloomag.com

wast
 
2012-06-12 02:02:57 AM

neuroflare: wast wat


/way to go asshole
 
2012-06-12 02:03:42 AM

Barricaded Gunman: I would have gone with "No survivors," but that's just me.


Nice. Something like "[scary] No survivors in Maryland plane crash" would definitely have been a winner.
 
2012-06-12 02:06:34 AM
Oh the inhumanity!
 
2012-06-12 02:08:03 AM

neuroflare: lewismarktwo: MERIKANS



wast


That's a merkin.
 
2012-06-12 02:14:40 AM
I bet if it crashed up subby's ass, he wouldn't even notice.
 
2012-06-12 02:14:47 AM
Today, a man was killed by an unmanned speeding bullet.
(When a drone crashes, I think people MIGHT get injured or killed.)
 
2012-06-12 02:15:35 AM
"Plane" with neither pilot nor passengers manages to find ground. Firetrucks too late to save Taxpayer riddles.
 
2012-06-12 02:17:42 AM
save

solve
 
2012-06-12 02:19:20 AM
"Unmanned"? That's so sexist.

Seriously, though, it could have been ugly. Those things are pretty big.

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-12 02:26:53 AM

neuroflare: lewismarktwo: MERIKANS

[igloomag.com image 350x350]

wast


Hey, lay off the Black Crowes albums covers. This is a family site.
 
2012-06-12 02:47:29 AM

Barricaded Gunman: I would have gone with "No survivors," but that's just me.


You win the thread, though evaned finished it, though a MASH reference could have been added.

And the headline was just stupid. Does Subby not realise there are unmanned aircraft designed specifically to cause injuries and death upon crashing?
 
2012-06-12 02:48:36 AM
So where were the survivors buried?
 
2012-06-12 03:18:26 AM

Mad_Radhu: So where were the survivors buried?


Halfway through the woods under a ton of feathers.
 
2012-06-12 03:25:57 AM
Is that the new PC way of saying a woman was driving?
 
2012-06-12 03:36:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Thank you for your service.



A true American hero. Fighting to protect your freedoms. RIP
 
2012-06-12 03:37:38 AM
Hey, you can't just assume no injuries when an unmanned aircraft crashes.

Chafing from force feedback joysticks can be a serious concern!
 
2012-06-12 03:47:33 AM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 03:48:34 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com
IN REMEMBRANCE 12 JUNE 2012


/never forget
 
2012-06-12 03:49:09 AM

fusillade762: "Unmanned"? That's so sexist.


Back in the 80s, CNN referred to unmanned rockets as 'unstaffed', and it always
conjoured up the image of a rich snob with an ascot sitting in a space capsule
complaining that there was no concierge to get him a bottle of Perrier.
 
2012-06-12 04:19:24 AM

dywed88: Barricaded Gunman: I would have gone with "No survivors," but that's just me.

You win the thread, though evaned finished it, though a MASH reference could have been added.

And the headline was just stupid. Does Subby not realise there are unmanned aircraft designed specifically to cause injuries and death upon crashing?


[thatsthejoke.jpg]

Or

[welcometofark.jpg]

My god, people have no sense of humor anymore.
 
2012-06-12 04:45:44 AM

DjangoStonereaver: fusillade762: "Unmanned"? That's so sexist.

Back in the 80s, CNN referred to unmanned rockets as 'unstaffed', and it always
conjoured up the image of a rich snob with an ascot sitting in a space capsule
complaining that there was no concierge to get him a bottle of Perrier.


That made me LOL. "Funny" button for you.
 
2012-06-12 04:48:09 AM
Did they find the drugs before it crashed. I need to know so that I can sleep soundly.
 
Skr
2012-06-12 05:07:31 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com

The Unman Drone: now with Gspot action and clittickler.
 
2012-06-12 05:22:08 AM

Barricaded Gunman: I would have gone with "No survivors," but that's just me.


i634.photobucket.com

It spun in...
 
2012-06-12 06:23:15 AM

Shadow Blasko: Hey, you can't just assume no injuries when an unmanned aircraft crashes.

Chafing from force feedback joysticks can be a serious concern!


The pilot might have spilled his coffee. And then had to walk over and get another cup. Past the air conditioner that's set way too high.

Hardships, people.
 
2012-06-12 06:33:55 AM

PanicMan: Shadow Blasko: Hey, you can't just assume no injuries when an unmanned aircraft crashes.

Chafing from force feedback joysticks can be a serious concern!

The pilot might have spilled his coffee. And then had to walk over and get another cup. Past the air conditioner that's set way too high.

Hardships, people.


Not to mention the fact that he is going to have to stay late to fill out the reports, and that means that he is most likely going to miss his tee time.
 
2012-06-12 06:43:43 AM
As someone who last year worked on a lifecycle cost analysis of BAMS for the Navy, I am not getting a kick out of this...'cause those things are farking EXPENSIVE!
 
2012-06-12 06:54:47 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: As someone who last year worked on a lifecycle cost analysis of BAMS for the Navy, I am not getting a kick out of this...'cause those things are farking EXPENSIVE!


Meh.

There was a time I would get all hot and bothered by this but currently I am past the pain and wishing Uncle Sam would either give me the courtesy of a reacharound or roll over and go to sleep already.
 
2012-06-12 07:06:14 AM
Uncle Sam's a selfish lover so don't count on it.
 
2012-06-12 07:17:34 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Hey subtard, it's not like it could've crashed into a home, building, pedestrians, or a road, right?

/you're an idiot


Whoa, wait just a minute there, friend. You mean to say that crashing aircraft can injure people not onboard the aircraft? Damn. Someone should tell subby.

\ya learn something new everyday.
 
2012-06-12 07:23:37 AM
Unmanned? ORLY? The thing is a flying penis.

farm6.staticflickr.com

In other news, al Qaeda #2 spotted skinny dipping in Chesapeake Bay right before drone crashed.
 
2012-06-12 07:32:11 AM

The Asshole Guy: To bad it didn't slam into 270 during rush hour. That would have been neat.


Fark you! Some of us need that horrible, clogged road.
 
2012-06-12 07:38:19 AM
Heh, the local DC news retard said something like "We also have no idea what it was doing there". You freaking idiot, there is how many military bases in the MD/NOVA area???
 
2012-06-12 08:04:41 AM
This is more evidence of the zombie outbreak. Trust me, if there is going to be a zombie outbreak in Maryland, it'll be in Salisbury. The drone was loitering, waiting for Zeke to come out onto the main roads where he could be more easily killed.
 
2012-06-12 08:12:33 AM

fireclown: Trust me, if there is going to be a zombie outbreak in Maryland, it'll be in Salisbury.


Would you steak your reputation on it?
 
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