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(Huffington Post)   Thirteen ridiculous lines from Usher's new album   ( divider line
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6663 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Jun 2012 at 2:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-12 03:18:27 AM  
7 votes:
Ooh baby, you so wet, i'm going to get a towel, my towel's all wet now, so i'll put in the dryer, ooh never mind, i'll put it in the washer will you help me get the soap, ooh baby, baby i'm going to do the laundry, just you and I, so don't you cry, I know i'll try, then will put it in the dryer, then i'll get back to you 'cause it has timer, and now you's all dry.
2012-06-12 02:27:42 AM  
5 votes:
Usher's ain't supposed to sing. You can't hear the movie!
2012-06-12 12:36:00 PM  
2 votes:

DoctorRock: ......but does he sing about being in "da club"?

I've never knowingly listened to his stuff, but based solely on his appearance I'd say all of his songs begin in duh club. From there, he'll drive an expensive car (that he'll mention by name) down city streets at night while he forces rhymes using numerous pop culture references.
He'll then find some place to park and stand in front of this car with his shirt completely unbuttoned while strong winds blow and he talks about the things he wants to buy some woman. It will end with the lady spraying Cristal out of her ass onto his face while he throws $100 bills into the sky and smokes a cigar (to show how classy he is).
This will all take place in slow motion and will most likely 'feat' some other guys who all have the first name 'Lil'.

Oh, and every woman in the video will have the first name 'Shorty'.
2012-06-12 03:36:38 AM  
2 votes:

DoctorRock: is he the black timberlake or is that disney chestburster the white usher? i can never keep this garbage straight........

What a singing chestburster might be:
2012-06-12 01:05:48 AM  
2 votes:
"Yeah,yeah,yeah....Yeah,yeah,yeah! Yeah,yeah,yeah....Yeah,yeah,yeeeeah! YEAH!"

2012-06-12 04:26:48 PM  
1 vote:
"I CARE! I CARE! For youuuuuu" ("I Care For You")
2012-06-12 09:19:43 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, not everyone is Led Zepplin

Oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah (fire)
Ah ah ah ah ah ah oh (fire)
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ooooh (fire) yeah
Oh Baby, Baby

Oh wait...
2012-06-12 08:30:09 AM  
1 vote:
Hate all you want, this shiat works wonders on underage Canadian boys.
2012-06-12 07:45:50 AM  
1 vote:

sidcart42: Isn't it great that Kanye West helped start an industry that caters to white people who don't actually listen to black musicians, but really seem to enjoy taking their works and public statements out of context?

I especially like that one site that takes rap lyrics and "translates" them by restating them in an affected and ultimately meaningless academic tone.

We white people are just the bee's knees. We don't put up with silly lyrics and big egos from OUR artists!

Yup. It's all about white people. All the time. Nothing makes me feel right quite like waking up white.
2012-06-12 06:58:58 AM  
1 vote:
I always liked Usher lyrics:

And travelers now within that valley,
Through the red-litten windows, see
Vast forms that move fantastically
To a discordant melody;
While, like a rapid ghastly river,
Through the pale door,
A hideous throng rush out forever,
And laugh - but smile no more.
2012-06-12 04:20:58 AM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: 1. "Girl you are my sugar shop, love you like a lollipop / From the bottom to the top, Imma get you wet, raincoat / Let me be your body soap" ("Can't Stop Won't Stop")

I think we found the next Dan Band Richard Cheese cover.

2012-06-12 02:51:16 AM  
1 vote:
"Chanel hoodie on, lookin' like Trayvon Martin, George Zimmer don't want it"

Being timely is nice, as long as it makes some sense.

And the man seems to be obsessed with moisture.
2012-06-12 02:47:58 AM  
1 vote:
He looks like a really well-dressed chimp.
2012-06-12 02:47:29 AM  
1 vote:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
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