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2012-06-12 01:10:04 AM
Is it really necessary to provide the race of the bear, subby?
 
2012-06-12 01:18:29 AM
"Is bear a problem here,folks?"
 
2012-06-12 01:33:09 AM

kmmontandon: Is it really necessary to provide the race of the bear, subby?


And the sexual orientation too.
 
2012-06-12 02:06:01 AM
Was the bear threatening to jump unless its demands were met?
 
2012-06-12 03:18:20 AM

kmmontandon: Is it really necessary to provide the race of the bear, subby?


i1156.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 04:06:35 AM
www.chubby.it
What a Black Bear may look like
 
2012-06-12 04:49:17 AM
I realize they have their habitat but, unfortunately, this is our habitat as well

The same thing was said about the indigenous peoples of America.
 
2012-06-12 04:52:46 AM
FWC said they don't plan to remove the bear unless he creates trouble.

Go ahead bear, make my day.


AverageAmericanGuy: I realize they have their habitat but, unfortunately, this is our habitat as well

The same thing was said about the indigenous peoples of America.


Unfortunately, as history has shown, saying "We were here first" doesn't carry much weight if your technology and immune systems are inferior.
 
2012-06-12 04:55:33 AM
Winter park is a shiathole, that bear must have been lost.
 
Skr
2012-06-12 04:57:49 AM
Bear witness to history at Winter Park museum?
 
2012-06-12 04:59:17 AM
He wasn't hiding. Some blonde chick named Goldilocks was sleeping in his bed. Where else did you expect him to go?
 
2012-06-12 05:01:36 AM
Damn it all the things I came here to say done already been said.
+1 intarwebz all around.
 
2012-06-12 05:03:30 AM
Can we get in the museum?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-12 05:49:49 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-12 06:45:03 AM
I think I'd take the bear over the Checz sculptor.
 
2012-06-12 07:02:50 AM
I guess the risk to the patrons was ... unbearable.
 
2012-06-12 07:05:27 AM
Museum executive director Debbie Komanski says she hopes to open the museum on Tuesday to the public without them worrying about the lurking bear.

First thing in the morning, before I've had my coffee, l looks a lot like f, and r like c.
 
2012-06-12 07:06:10 AM
This is why we need stand your ground laws.
 
2012-06-12 07:07:02 AM
Couldn't they have just temporarily renamed it the Bear Museum?
 
2012-06-12 07:09:59 AM
It's a visitor's fault for leaving out a pic-a-nic basket.
 
2012-06-12 07:28:15 AM
Not coming out of this tree, dammit.

www.7gadgets.com
 
2012-06-12 07:35:01 AM
Quick! The trampoline!
 
2012-06-12 07:41:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I realize they have their habitat but, unfortunately, this is our habitat as well

The same thing was said about the indigenous peoples of America.


Meh. Bears were here before them, too. Man is an invasive species.
 
2012-06-12 07:55:53 AM
Chased there by some orange cat, no doubt!
 
2012-06-12 08:00:25 AM
There's a painting in this tree...
quick, close the zoo!
 
2012-06-12 08:23:27 AM
i568.photobucket.com
"I'm in your museum, masturbating to your statuary."
 
2012-06-12 08:24:52 AM

MAYORBOB: Not coming out of this tree, dammit.

[www.7gadgets.com image 500x500]


That picture manages to be incredibly adorable and morbid at the same time.
 
2012-06-12 08:45:18 AM
Don't ask don't tell, subby!
 
2012-06-12 08:47:09 AM
With wildlife officials on the scene, they interview.....a teen girl. Brilliant.
 
2012-06-12 08:47:33 AM
Wow, are these people totally incompetent? The options are literally myriad:

1. Shoot the bear.
2. Chop down the tree and hope the fall kills the bear.
3. Drop a chain lasso from a helicopter then fly straight up, jerking the bear in half.
4. Crash the helicopter into the bear.
5. Use an accelerant to burn down the sanctuary.
6. Drop a starving grizzly bear from the helicopter onto the black bear.
7. Get one of those 50,000 gallon firefighting planes, fill it with hydrochloric acid, and dump it all on the bear.
8. Bang pots together to scare the bear away and then when it gets to the clearing, run it over with a monster truck.
9. Fly me out there with my special ball biting pit bull. I'll climb up the tree, shake the bear out, and the dog will hold him until I can get him in the van.
10. Lawn darts tied to broom handles.
11. Place a picnic basket full of sandwiches and honey at the bottom of the tree, all poisoned of course.
12. Tie a naked midget to a cement block and throw him at the base of the tree. When the bear descends to eat him, hit the detonator.
13. Bring in a wrecking ball and smash everything to farking pieces.
14. Install a large metal saucer around the tree trunk so the bear can't climb down. Then throw rocks at it until it starves to death.
15. Play Morrisey really loud until the bear gets so emo it jumps to its death.
16. Put a hunk of raw steak on a sharpened grappling hook. When the bear bites, pop the clutch to set the hook, and then drive for twenty or thirty miles with the rope tied to the bumper.
17. Place a unicycle at the base of the tree. Bears cannot resist unicycles. It will ride off on its own accord and when its far enough away, detonate.
18. Throw a shiat load of babies around the base of the tree. When the bear is too full to run, beat it to death with spiked clubs.
19. Pave the sanctuary and five square miles around it, ample parking and no habitat for stupid bears.
20. Bears don't exist. It's a guy in a costume. Line up his family and shoot them one by one until he climbs down.
 
2012-06-12 09:36:58 AM
My wife and I had our wedding ceremony on the grounds of this museum. It's a beautiful place for it.

Many of my wife's friends were in attendance, so I think there would have been a few bears on the guest list.
 
2012-06-12 09:52:12 AM
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Most ursine problems can be solved by the appropriate charge of high explosives.
 
2012-06-12 10:49:39 AM
I'm sure they closed the museum to protect the bear from the patrons.
 
2012-06-12 01:03:24 PM
15. Play Morrisey really loud until the bear gets so emo it jumps to its death.

Nailed it.
 
2012-06-13 08:03:31 AM
www.computerhistory.org

SPELL MUSEUM

M-U-S-E-U-M

you are correct
next word

SPELL HOTEL

H-T-O-E-L

incorrect. the correct spelling of HOTEL is H-O-T-E-L
 
2012-06-13 06:39:21 PM
Was the bear just getting skittles and an Arizona?
 
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