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(Daily Mail)   Mother-of-two disfigured by seven tumors on her face says, "Tumor would benign"   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Chinese, Shaanxi Province, limited means, medical bills, tumors, Chinese mother, western countries, radiation  
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21732 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2012 at 8:56 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-11 09:14:30 PM  
13 votes:
2012-06-11 08:48:07 PM  
5 votes:
2012-06-11 09:40:02 PM  
3 votes:

Molavian: Why the long face?

Correction: Why the rong face?

/why make fun of the disfigured when you can make fun of the disfigured while being racist?
2012-06-11 09:20:46 PM  
3 votes:
At first I didn't like this headline. But it grows on you.
2012-06-11 08:34:33 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like there's big trouble in little China.
2012-06-11 09:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
Holy crap, she looks like a real world Quagmire.

2012-06-11 11:43:54 PM  
1 vote:

Hector Felix: Trouble is it's not that simple. I doubt one surgery, or even a few surgeries, will take care of things. If she lived somewhere where lifelong healthcare, including surgical care, was socialised, she may have a chance. This looks pretty advanced, and will need a whole lot of treatment. If only it had been treated sooner, she would likely have a better prognosis. Medical care should be socialised. Everyone should help pay for everyone else, because all of this crap can happen to anyone, at any time, and screw all you guys who would say if she can't pay then too bad. Just you wait until you get sick.

Why stop there? We should socialize all risks, including basic shelter, food, auto repair, natural disasters, disabled persons, immigrants, investment loss and death benefits. Everyone contributes and everyone gets their fair share.
2012-06-11 11:20:56 PM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat.

I just got the joke in the headline.

2012-06-11 11:16:48 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-11 10:31:12 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: The picture of her as a young mother shows her to have been a cute, vibrant young lady. But sitting next to what I suppose is her cousin, that probably was going to be short-lived anyway.
2012-06-11 10:13:57 PM  
1 vote:

ununcle: This remind's me of the time I saw that German girl getting raped by 8 guys. She kept yelling NINE!!! NINE!!!

No she was getting raped by ten pollocks and when she yelled 'Nein, Nein' one left.
2012-06-11 10:12:16 PM  
1 vote:
She's got more chins than a... hmm.
2012-06-11 10:02:54 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: DownDaRiver: I don't get it.

"Tumor would benign" ="Two more would be nine"

Are you laughing yet?

Oh my god. I just got that. Seriously, even after your explanation I almost didn't get it. I do feel like I'm just not that bright now. But at least I'm happy.
2012-06-11 09:53:08 PM  
1 vote:
Tumor would benign!

2012-06-11 09:43:41 PM  
1 vote:
There are people on just dreaming about taking those out.
2012-06-11 09:24:49 PM  
1 vote:

KellyX: I dunno, i'd strongly be considering a bullet to my head about now

The bullet would never make it through the tumor.

/Don't know really, but it's possible.
2012-06-11 09:11:57 PM  
1 vote:
I can't imagine how you people behaved in 8th grade.

Tumors are not funny.

I know, I know, welcometofark.jpg
2012-06-11 09:08:48 PM  
1 vote:
This is what happens when your only goal in life is to save face.
2012-06-11 09:08:30 PM  
1 vote:
I find her more attractive then Snookie. That is all.
2012-06-11 09:06:52 PM  
1 vote:
Why the long face?
2012-06-11 09:04:09 PM  
1 vote:
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