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2012-06-11 08:52:12 PM  
WTF?! Was it a loquacious roach that promised him fame and fortune?
 
2012-06-11 08:54:48 PM  
FTFA: He also allegedly hit his mother across the back and broke a window at the home.

His mother has windows on her back?
 
2012-06-11 10:30:30 PM  
Cockroaches is good people. Step-parents, not so much.
 
2012-06-11 10:31:37 PM  
Friendswood, but he won't.
 
2012-06-11 10:31:50 PM  
Replication is life?
 
2012-06-11 10:38:48 PM  
Joe?
 
2012-06-11 10:39:23 PM  
To be sure, the average cockroach is more valuable to society than the average texan
 
2012-06-11 10:40:02 PM  
E.
 
2012-06-11 10:42:19 PM  

Tainted1: To be sure, the average cockroach is more valuable to society than the average texan


Don't forget that cockroaches also breed less (and less incestuously) than your average Alabaman and Mississippian. And Louisianan.
 
2012-06-11 10:42:41 PM  
 
2012-06-11 10:49:23 PM  
People who add unnecessary commas to sentences are often found to be dumb, violent.
 
2012-06-11 10:49:57 PM  
i911.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-11 10:57:21 PM  

skinink: "Wouldn't even hurt a cockroach."

[img854.imageshack.us image 392x294]


We're done. Last one out turn off the light.
 
2012-06-11 11:03:56 PM  
He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.
 
2012-06-11 11:08:29 PM  
Lots of southern weirdness going on in the news lately, and its not even summer yet. I better stock up on popcorn, this could get interesting.

/global warming
//maybe its true, maybe not. I say lets fix it anyway
///I really don't want all these idiots moving north
 
2012-06-11 11:14:13 PM  

Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.


*tsk tsk*

Labels.

They labe you, and bels others.

Careful.

For most labels are wrong...

;)

p.s. most folks outgrow their labels eventually.
 
2012-06-11 11:24:11 PM  

Indubitably: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

*tsk tsk*

Labels.

They labe you, and bels others.

Careful.

For most labels are wrong...

;)

p.s. most folks outgrow their labels eventually.


Patty didn't label you, did she?
Why are you still so bitter.
 
2012-06-11 11:31:49 PM  

Goetz: Indubitably: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

*tsk tsk*

Labels.

They labe you, and bels others.

Careful.

For most labels are wrong...

;)

p.s. most folks outgrow their labels eventually.

Patty didn't label you, did she?
Why are you still so bitter.


B/C people read more than you think.
 
2012-06-11 11:31:55 PM  
images1.mtv.com

Filmed in Alpine, TX, Friend-o.
 
2012-06-11 11:50:02 PM  

Indubitably: Goetz: Indubitably: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

*tsk tsk*

Labels.

They labe you, and bels others.

Careful.

For most labels are wrong...

;)

p.s. most folks outgrow their labels eventually.

Patty didn't label you, did she?
Why are you still so bitter.

B/C people read more than you think.


Or maybe...you're just a little dumber than you imagine yourself.
Imagine that...
 
2012-06-11 11:51:16 PM  
But that cockroach did have a nice little patoot.

www.microscopy-uk.org.uk
 
2012-06-11 11:57:31 PM  

Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.


He seriously needs to work on his meditation for those anger issues.

And they *still* use this symbol officially?

upload.wikimedia.org

That takes balls.
 
2012-06-12 12:02:31 AM  

ultraholland: Joe?


Came for this and leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-12 12:12:52 AM  

fusillade762: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

He seriously needs to work on his meditation for those anger issues.

And they *still* use this symbol officially?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x373]

That takes balls.


I wish that I had words to describe....
How weak that post was.
I don't though.
Try again pussiaide.
 
2012-06-12 12:25:00 AM  
 
2012-06-12 02:56:40 AM  
pestcemetery.com

"they're my friends"
 
2012-06-12 05:11:49 AM  

fusillade762: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

He seriously needs to work on his meditation for those anger issues.

And they *still* use this symbol officially?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x373]

That takes balls.


Do you even have the slightest clues as to how old that symbol is?
 
2012-06-12 05:52:52 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: fusillade762: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

He seriously needs to work on his meditation for those anger issues.

And they *still* use this symbol officially?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x373]

That takes balls.

Do you even have the slightest clues as to how old that symbol is?


Yes, I know it's old. Kudos to them for trying to reclaim it from the Nazis.
 
2012-06-12 07:56:59 AM  
Milquetoast, "I'm OK with this."

i406.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-12 08:30:47 AM  

Cockroaches are not "bugs". They are vermin. If you find a spider and don't want to kill it, fine. Spiders eat other bugs. They are beneficial. Cockroaches serve no purpose other than to spread disease. Kill them!!! Kill them all!!!!

/Former exterminator.
//Yes, I know that spiders aren't technically "bugs".

 
2012-06-12 09:08:33 AM  

fusillade762: StoPPeRmobile: fusillade762: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

He seriously needs to work on his meditation for those anger issues.

And they *still* use this symbol officially?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x373]

That takes balls.

Do you even have the slightest clues as to how old that symbol is?

Yes, I know it's old. Kudos to them for trying to reclaim it from the Nazis.


and u can't eat shiat as a JAIN
NOT EVEN CARROTS (like you'd want to anyway)

/the more you know
 
2012-06-12 09:29:03 AM  

redmid17: People, who add unnecessary commas, to sentences, are often found to be dumb, violent.


FTFY
 
2012-06-12 10:29:14 AM  

acad1228: Cockroaches are not "bugs". They are vermin. If you find a spider and don't want to kill it, fine. Spiders eat other bugs. They are beneficial. Cockroaches serve no purpose other than to spread disease. Kill them!!! Kill them all!!!!/Former exterminator.
//Yes, I know that spiders aren't technically "bugs".


I didn't know "bug" had a technical taxonomy...
 
2012-06-12 02:01:17 PM  

StrangeQ: acad1228: Cockroaches are not "bugs". They are vermin. If you find a spider and don't want to kill it, fine. Spiders eat other bugs. They are beneficial. Cockroaches serve no purpose other than to spread disease. Kill them!!! Kill them all!!!!/Former exterminator.
//Yes, I know that spiders aren't technically "bugs".

I didn't know "bug" had a technical taxonomy...


Yeah, but you know some jerkwad asshole was gonna come in here spouting off as to how arachnids are not technically insects. I've heard that crap before. Six legs or eight, I don't care, they're still bugs.
 
2012-06-12 03:38:06 PM  

MadMonk: Milquetoast, "I'm OK with this."

[i406.photobucket.com image 233x216]


I miss Bloom County!
 
2012-06-13 08:36:04 PM  

Goetz: Indubitably: Goetz: Indubitably: Goetz: He's a Jain. Isn't that obvious?

/Probably from that Jain Temple in Austin.

Namaste.

*tsk tsk*

Labels.

They labe you, and bels others.

Careful.

For most labels are wrong...

;)

p.s. most folks outgrow their labels eventually.

Patty didn't label you, did she?
Why are you still so bitter.

B/C people read more than you think.

Or maybe...you're just a little dumber than you imagine yourself.
Imagine that...


Yep.

Problem is, I'm the dumbest motherfarker I know, man.

;)
 
2012-06-13 09:49:13 PM  
It's OK.
I'm a dumbass myself.

Maybe we should start a support group..www.Immadumbass.oww.
 
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