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(The Smoking Gun)   King Missile's biggest fan arrested with "fake, flesh-colored penis" in her front pocket. But that's not even the weird part   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 20
    More: Weird, Carissa Hads, Internet Crimes Against Children, flight risk, pockets, TSG  
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2012-06-11 09:06:47 PM
7 votes:
Well, it's no modified paper towel holder.
2012-06-12 04:46:21 AM
6 votes:

Bongo Blue: Satanus Maximus: "During the group's stay at the motel, "'Wilson' digitally penetrated A.L.'s vagina," Talkington charged."

Digitally penetrated, eh? Amazing how everything is going digital these days!

Digital = finger
so...go on


I once read about a girl named Alice

Used a dynamite stick as a phallus

They found her vagina in North Carolina

And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas
2012-06-12 01:10:45 AM
6 votes:
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Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as thought they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
2012-06-12 12:37:35 AM
4 votes:
Justin Bieber has fallen on hard times.
2012-06-12 12:34:43 AM
4 votes:
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2012-06-12 01:21:56 AM
3 votes:
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2012-06-11 10:08:34 PM
3 votes:
Did she find it on Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street?
2012-06-11 09:13:21 PM
3 votes:
So the 15 yr old's mom was totally OK with her daughter being penised, until she found out the penis was detachable? Not really helping with West Virginia's reputation.
2012-06-11 09:02:37 PM
3 votes:
a 15-year-old girl who was unaware that the boyfriend she met online was actually a female,

Was she blind?
2012-06-12 12:49:56 AM
2 votes:

Satanus Maximus: "During the group's stay at the motel, "'Wilson' digitally penetrated A.L.'s vagina," Talkington charged."

Digitally penetrated, eh? Amazing how everything is going digital these days!


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2012-06-12 12:42:13 AM
2 votes:
"During the group's stay at the motel, "'Wilson' digitally penetrated A.L.'s vagina," Talkington charged."

Digitally penetrated, eh? Amazing how everything is going digital these days!
2012-06-11 09:18:23 PM
2 votes:

reported: So the 15 yr old's mom was totally OK with her daughter being penised, until she found out the penis was detachable? Not really helping with West Virginia's reputation.


Maybe she was hoping her daughter would get pregnant and she could git 'er married off

/had the formal shotgun polished, and ever'thang
2012-06-12 08:07:00 AM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: HotWingAgenda: I distinctly remember reading about this exact same situation happening in England with a different chick earlier this year.

THANK YOU! I thought it sounded familiar


England: The West Virginia of Europe.
2012-06-12 01:45:46 AM
1 votes:
Wow. Just.....wow.
2012-06-12 01:15:56 AM
1 votes:
www.mymodelships.com

Wow. Just wow.
ecl
2012-06-12 01:13:55 AM
1 votes:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
2012-06-12 12:35:17 AM
1 votes:

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Wow. Just Wow.
2012-06-12 12:30:15 AM
1 votes:
Is that the brunette from Garfunkel and Oates?

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2012-06-12 12:26:19 AM
1 votes:
Hads--posing as a 17-year-old boy named "James Puryear Wilson"--met the teenage girl on an unnamed "social networking site" around October 2010.
"Wilson" maintained Facebook and MySpace pages that described him as a "youth pastor" living in Quincy, Massachusetts (where Hads actually resides). On Facebook, "Wilson" claimed to be the father of twins


17 year old father of twins? Why would you think that's a good fake persona for picking up chicks?

A subsequent rendezvous was arranged by the girl's mother, who accompanied her daughter (and two other teenage girls) to meet "Wilson" at a Pennsylvania motel about 100 miles from the family's West Virginia residence.

... oh, right. Because apparently it works on both the girl and her mother.

/facepalm
2012-06-11 08:44:16 PM
1 votes:
On a Mexican... woah! woah! ...radio.
 
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