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(The Smoking Gun)   King Missile's biggest fan arrested with "fake, flesh-colored penis" in her front pocket. But that's not even the weird part   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 17
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2012-06-11 09:06:47 PM  
5 votes:
Well, it's no modified paper towel holder.
2012-06-12 01:21:56 AM  
2 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com
2012-06-11 10:08:34 PM  
2 votes:
Did she find it on Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street?
2012-06-12 07:53:02 AM  
1 votes:
www.fwweekly.com
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www.lapatilla.com
"Brandon, why don't you take your pants off while we have sex?"
'Well, then I couldn't stick my fake penis through the zipper hole and...Uh, I mean I just really like them!"

That scene doesn't make me cry. Well...it doesn't make me cry tears
/Hillary Swank kissing Chloë Sevigny. Mmmmmm.
2012-06-12 01:28:00 AM  
1 votes:
I'm hung up on the use of the word "fake" here. It sounds like a pejorative detail.

But really, I have to imagine a girl with a REAL penis in her pocket would be far scarier, and illegaller.
ecl
2012-06-12 01:13:55 AM  
1 votes:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
2012-06-12 01:10:45 AM  
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as thought they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
2012-06-12 01:03:17 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: reported: So the 15 yr old's mom was totally OK with her daughter being penised, until she found out the penis was detachable? Not really helping with West Virginia's reputation.

Maybe she was hoping her daughter would get pregnant and she could git 'er married off on welfare


/FTFY
2012-06-12 12:49:56 AM  
1 votes:

Satanus Maximus: "During the group's stay at the motel, "'Wilson' digitally penetrated A.L.'s vagina," Talkington charged."

Digitally penetrated, eh? Amazing how everything is going digital these days!


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2012-06-12 12:37:35 AM  
1 votes:
Justin Bieber has fallen on hard times.
2012-06-12 12:32:14 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, just w--you know what? Fark it. Fark has desensitized me to stories like this.

Meh. Just meh.
2012-06-12 12:27:05 AM  
1 votes:

kmmontandon: ... who the hell is King Missile?


Jesus Was Way Cool

Take Stuff From Work

Cheesecake Truck

Not really easy stuff to sum up, I guess I'd say they're a bit folksy, they do some jazzy stuff, some rock, the lyrics are toneless and mostly about stories or basic life experiences. It's not pretentious. Really fun music in my opinion. Cheesecake Truck is hilarious and has a great jaunty keyboard.
2012-06-12 12:17:15 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: I distinctly remember reading about this exact same situation happening in England with a different chick earlier this year.


THANK YOU! I thought it sounded familiar
2012-06-12 12:15:40 AM  
1 votes:
I distinctly remember reading about this exact same situation happening in England with a different chick earlier this year.
2012-06-12 12:14:22 AM  
1 votes:
Boys don't cry
2012-06-11 09:13:21 PM  
1 votes:
So the 15 yr old's mom was totally OK with her daughter being penised, until she found out the penis was detachable? Not really helping with West Virginia's reputation.
2012-06-11 09:02:37 PM  
1 votes:
a 15-year-old girl who was unaware that the boyfriend she met online was actually a female,

Was she blind?
 
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