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(Houston Press)   Don't accuse someone of stealing your car keys unless you're very certain that he has your car keys, and also that he won't beat you to death and rape one of your friends after the accusation   (blogs.houstonpress.com ) divider line 118
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2012-06-11 11:57:47 PM  

emiliogtz: Okay, can somebody tell me what's with the bath salts? I missed that memo.


Type of drug.
 
2012-06-11 11:58:46 PM  
You wanna know how to get your accuser?

They pull an accusation, you pull out your dick. He hurts your feelings, you rape his women and beat him to death with your dick and send him to the morgue. *THAT'S* the Houston way!

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/Must have been one HUGE dick.
 
2012-06-12 12:10:32 AM  
I now feel kinda bad about stealing the guys keys.
 
2012-06-12 12:27:18 AM  

emiliogtz: Bathia_Mapes: emiliogtz: Okay, can somebody tell me what's with the bath salts? I missed that memo.

"Bath salts" is one of several nicknames for the drug mephedrone. It's also known as "miaow miaow" (or meow meow) or "plant food".

Mephedrone gets its "bath salts" nickname because the crystals somewhat resemble the bath salts people buy to put in their bathtub.

Thanks.

themoreyouknow.jpg


You're welcome.
 
2012-06-12 12:27:24 AM  
Jonathan, what is best in life?
 
2012-06-12 01:34:45 AM  

taurusowner: This is why we have the death penalty. Not to set an example. Not for revenge. Not for bloodlust.

But because some people really just shouldn't be on Earth anymore.


Except not Texas. They should never be allowed to execute anyone since they don't seem to care about that whole "due process" thing.
 
2012-06-12 02:15:36 AM  
There has to be more to this story. It sounds as if they were at someone's house I can't imagine having a bunch of household items just laying about the middle of the road. I'll wait for the follow subby.
 
2012-06-12 02:59:44 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: The words "meth" and /or "crack cocaine" don't appear in TFA.

I bet they should.


u don't rape people under the influence of drugs cause ur too paranoid

it's probably alcohol
 
2012-06-12 03:24:03 AM  
It is obvious that the keys were in her vagina. Everything explained.
 
2012-06-12 06:23:48 AM  
stack paper. say nothing.
 
2012-06-12 08:08:18 AM  
Takes guess at skin color...opens article...what a shocker.
 
2012-06-12 08:43:10 AM  

thatboyoverthere: Christian Bale: You hear things sometimes that remind you that humans can be animals...and then you hear about something like this, so random and stupid that no animal would ever do it. This is the kind of stupid illogical shiat only a farked up human mind can conceive of.

Not really. Male ducks have been observed to rape dead male ducks. Also known as Necrohomosexuality.


But if the duck is dead, can it really be considered 'rape'?
 
2012-06-12 08:45:28 AM  

ciberido: elffster: Where is Zimmerman to defend these people in the name of justice?

Tainted1: He can only be summoned by placing skittles and iced tea upon the altar, and he can only be summoned at night

[www.best-horror-movies.com image 485x323]

Zimmerman mostly comes at night. Mostly.


"My mommy always said there were no murdering assholes, no real ones, but there are."
 
2012-06-12 09:56:43 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: emiliogtz: Okay, can somebody tell me what's with the bath salts? I missed that memo.

"Bath salts" is one of several nicknames for the drug mephedrone. It's also known as "miaow miaow" (or meow meow) or "plant food".

Mephedrone gets its "bath salts" nickname because the crystals somewhat resemble the bath salts people buy to put in their bathtub.


mephedrone is quite pleasant stuff actually. a "hug drug" that makes u hug people
 
2012-06-12 10:18:44 AM  

Splinshints: The important thing here is that everyone was able to focus on what really matters: their political differences.


As if you wouldn't be in here throwing your derp around if there had been a gun involved. I'm almost surprised that you aren't happy about the way things played out. This is the kind of thing you want.
 
2012-06-12 04:06:03 PM  

doglover: Jonathan, what is best in life?


To crush your enemies, steal their car keys, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
 
2012-06-12 08:35:09 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: mephedrone is quite pleasant stuff actually. a "hug drug" that makes u hug people


It that were only true, but it's not.
 
2012-06-13 08:23:53 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Jon iz teh kewl: mephedrone is quite pleasant stuff actually. a "hug drug" that makes u hug people

It that were only true, but it's not.


Yeah, and I suddenly don't like this dude's truth much either.

Syntheti-wut?

;)
 
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