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(Houston Press)   Don't accuse someone of stealing your car keys unless you're very certain that he has your car keys, and also that he won't beat you to death and rape one of your friends after the accusation   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 118
    More: Sick, body counts, Baron Keith Armstrong, car keys, HPD, criminal accusation, rage  
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2012-06-11 08:39:51 PM
Whoah, man. WTF?
 
2012-06-11 08:40:59 PM
The words "meth" and /or "crack cocaine" don't appear in TFA.

I bet they should.
 
2012-06-11 08:41:04 PM
Another clean batch of bath salts
 
2012-06-11 08:41:15 PM
Well, someone failed the "Proportionate Retribution" part of "Learning to be an Adult."
 
2012-06-11 08:41:36 PM
Good advice, thanks Subby.

LOLWUT
 
2012-06-11 08:42:57 PM
Someone has anger issues.

Imagine how embarrassed he's gonna' be when he realizes he actually DID have the keys.
 
2012-06-11 08:44:01 PM
farking savage.
 
2012-06-11 08:45:00 PM
Was that wrong, should I not have done that?
 
2012-06-11 08:48:45 PM
This is why we have the death penalty. Not to set an example. Not for revenge. Not for bloodlust.

But because some people really just shouldn't be on Earth anymore.
 
2012-06-11 08:49:26 PM
I could maybe meet one, two of those requirements subby, tops.
 
2012-06-11 08:49:51 PM
Malicious acts are performed by people for personal gain ... Sorcerers, though, have an ulterior purpose for their acts, which has nothing to do with personal gain. The fact that they enjoy their acts does not count as gain. Rather, it is a condition of their character. The average man acts only if there is a chance for profit. Warriors say they act not for profit but for the spirit.
But then, again, Don Juan Matus had yet to meet my brother, Johnathan.

/Some old, wrinkled guy.
//In the desert.
///Hallucinating.
 
2012-06-11 08:50:26 PM
Stand your ground.
 
2012-06-11 08:50:35 PM

Indubitably: Whoah, man. WTF?


Exactly.

Overreact much, dude?
 
2012-06-11 08:51:39 PM

"Anyone with information on the whereabouts of suspect Johnathan Castaneda is urged to contact the HPD Homicide Division ...."


I'm going to assume that anyone else who has info on this guy's whereabouts has already been raped, murdered or both.

 
2012-06-11 08:51:54 PM
So did they find the keys?
 
2012-06-11 08:52:47 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-06-11 08:53:36 PM
If only he had got the guy to toss his salad before killing him and he would have had a San Quentin Hat Trick.
 
2012-06-11 08:53:41 PM
I hope when they find this dude some LEO just puts a bullet in his head.
 
2012-06-11 08:54:51 PM
Subby, read it more carefully. He raped the guy not one of his two female friends. It's even more sick than you originally thought, but I'm not sure if it was rape rape?
 
2012-06-11 08:55:33 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Whoah, man. WTF?

Exactly.

Overreact much, dude?


Hi, darlin'!

Why these neanderthals groking about all monosyllabically?

Grow some syllables, man...

;)
 
2012-06-11 08:55:56 PM
I dont understand. Why didn't the police immediately stop this and save everyone? I mean, thats why we should not be able to stand our ground, right?
 
2012-06-11 08:58:23 PM
-We interrupt this program for some breaking news-

"Somebody found my keys!"
 
2012-06-11 08:58:58 PM

halB: I dont understand. Why didn't the police immediately stop this and save everyone? I mean, thats why we should not be able to stand our ground, right?


Apostrophes, m8.
 
2012-06-11 09:00:03 PM

satorivt: Subby, read it more carefully. He raped the guy not one of his two female friends. It's even more sick than you originally thought, but I'm not sure if it was rape rape?


From TFA:

one of the women was raped by Castaneda
 
2012-06-11 09:00:22 PM
You hear things sometimes that remind you that humans can be animals...and then you hear about something like this, so random and stupid that no animal would ever do it. This is the kind of stupid illogical shiat only a farked up human mind can conceive of.
 
2012-06-11 09:03:32 PM
Put 'er down.
 
2012-06-11 09:03:35 PM

Indubitably: Bathia_Mapes: Indubitably: Whoah, man. WTF?

Exactly.

Overreact much, dude?

Hi, darlin'!

Why these neanderthals groking about all monosyllabically?

Grow some syllables, man...

;)


Hey, sweetie.
 
2012-06-11 09:03:49 PM
"Whoops! My bad, everyone! They were in my pocket the whole time!"
 
2012-06-11 09:04:51 PM
I stand corrected, but I thought this was the rape in question:

He was truly angered, HPD says: "The suspect then turned his anger on the other victims, beat them unconscious and then further assaulted Armstrong with household objects."
 
2012-06-11 09:06:05 PM
What this article doesn't say is that the one killed pulled a gun first, in response to not being able to find his keys and pointed it at the attacker. The killing was, to me, justified. The rest is wtf drugs, wtf
 
2012-06-11 09:06:13 PM

satorivt: I stand corrected, but I thought this was the rape in question:

He was truly angered, HPD says: "The suspect then turned his anger on the other victims, beat them unconscious and then further assaulted Armstrong with household objects."


Can't it be both?
 
2012-06-11 09:07:29 PM
Ok, shoot black people on sight. Got it.
 
2012-06-11 09:07:49 PM
Where is Zimmerman to defend these people in the name of justice?
 
2012-06-11 09:10:28 PM
From the other articles on the side:

"photos of a guy crapping in the press lot and it's aftermath."

Uh ok.
 
2012-06-11 09:11:22 PM
Stand your ground WORKS DAMMIT!!!
 
2012-06-11 09:12:43 PM

elffster: Where is Zimmerman to defend these people in the name of justice?


You are an offensive weiner.
 
2012-06-11 09:13:19 PM

bangmaid: From the other articles on the side:

"photos of a guy crapping in the press lot and it's aftermath."

Uh ok.


Commas, m8.
 
2012-06-11 09:14:07 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Stand your ground WORKS DAMMIT!!!


Stand down, Sir Gonad.

;)
 
2012-06-11 09:14:18 PM
Wait, did he beat the guy to death and then penetrate him with foreign objects? Then he pulled off the Gordie Howe crime trick: murder, rape, and necrophilia.
 
2012-06-11 09:14:56 PM
The important thing here is that everyone was able to focus on what really matters: their political differences.
 
2012-06-11 09:15:46 PM

Christian Bale: You hear things sometimes that remind you that humans can be animals...and then you hear about something like this, so random and stupid that no animal would ever do it. This is the kind of stupid illogical shiat only a farked up human mind can conceive of.


Not really. Male ducks have been observed to rape dead male ducks. Also known as Necrohomosexuality.
/This guy is one of the very few people that I say should be removed from society as it is obvious that they can not exist in it.
//Hopefully with a bullet to the head. Make it quick and somewhat painless. We don't have to be cruel about it.
 
2012-06-11 09:16:05 PM

NemoD: Wait, did he beat the guy to death and then penetrate him with foreign objects? Then he pulled off the Gordie Howe crime trick: murder, rape, necrophilia and rape


FTFY
 
2012-06-11 09:16:48 PM
Does this fall under brown peoples problems or black?

I cannot tell.
 
2012-06-11 09:18:37 PM
It's the keys' fault for being so damn sexy.
 
2012-06-11 09:18:48 PM
I think we need more detail than just "household objects".

I mean, are we talking area rugs? Curtain rods? Hot water heaters? A dinette set?

Good gravy, man. You call yourself a journalist?!?
 
2012-06-11 09:19:47 PM
The suspect assaulted the victims with household objects? WTF does that even mean? A salt and pepper shaker? A lamp, a mop, a tea set, a feather duster? Why cant articles just say what farkin happened?
 
2012-06-11 09:19:49 PM

Splinshints: The important thing here is that everyone was able to focus on what really matters: their political differences.


Nope, sorry, I'm focusing on this guy's inhumanity...

Anyone focusing thusly wins a +1 in my calculations.

Anyone focusing fussly in politics which rule everything is a douchie-in-trust, no?

No?

fark-off.

Some people anger much when dupes droop.

Word.

;)
 
2012-06-11 09:20:49 PM

Ed Finnerty: I think we need more detail than just "household objects".

I mean, are we talking area rugs? Curtain rods? Hot water heaters? A dinette set?

Good gravy, man. You call yourself a journalist?!?


1 freakin minute. You win.
 
2012-06-11 09:21:42 PM
FTA:..."and then further assaulted Armstrong with household objects."

I bet he didn't use a feather duster, or a plastic ice cream scoop.
 
2012-06-11 09:22:01 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: [www.lolbrary.com image 538x715]


effin' hilarious!!
 
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