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(Denver Post)   High Park Wildfire now 15 miles west of Fort Collins, Colorado. Has burned 37,000 acres in 2.5 days   (denverpost.com) divider line 339
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2012-06-11 06:50:23 PM
It's times like these that I remember all of the comments along the lines of "only an idiot lives in hurricane country"

Stay safe, coloradians.
 
2012-06-11 06:50:36 PM
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: To all the Texas farkers and their butthurt: there is a reason Colorado's passing lanes are clogged with slow-driving Texas license plates and not vice-versa.

Very edgy indeed
 
2012-06-11 06:51:13 PM
StopDon'tTouchMeThere: Having lost my house in the Bastrop, TX wildfires last September, my heart truly goes out to you folks.

If you are going to evacuate, here would be my suggestions for stuff to take: PETS, photos, greeting cards, instruments (or whatever hobbie stuff you have).. Everything else can be replaced alot easier than you think. That includes your clothes, electronics, etc.. You'd be amazed how worthless most of the stuff in your house really is. It's hard to imagine how little you would miss it, if it were taken from you.

I didn't have a chance to evacuate my house (wasn't home when the fire started, and we got there too late...) but 9 months later, the one thing I wish I could have saved the most is my dog. God I miss him.

Take care out there~


Oh man that really sucks. Sorry you lost your dog. Please don't take my Colorado-Texas snark in this thread personally.
 
2012-06-11 06:51:51 PM
intelligent comment below: Didn't this fire start in a small children's park or something? Sounds more like arson to me than lightning.

...... wow.

Um. No. That fire was in Torono Canada. This is Colorado in the USA. And they suspect that it was started by lightning.
 
2012-06-11 06:52:16 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: mahoot: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x425]

That's breathtaking, a very nice pic BTW.


Thanks!
 
2012-06-11 06:52:29 PM
JesseL: You want something really scary to think about? Imagine someone taking a road trip through the forests of the western US and launching a flare out the window every 50 miles. It wouldn't take much effort to completely overwhelm our firefighting capabilities and potentially cause more destruction than a few nuclear weapons.

And thank you for putting that idea out there Asshat. It's bad enough with the smokers who toss their lit cigarettes out the window as they speed along I-90 and soon hundreds of acres are burning while they're in the next state.
 
2012-06-11 06:52:36 PM
Paris1127: Keizer_Ghidorah: Paris1127: violentsalvation: It sounds like conditions very similar to the Monument, Horseshoe 2, and Wallow fires in Arizona last year every major forest fire ever. Dry drought conditions, excessive amounts of fuel, relentless winds and shiatty forest management.

FTFY. I know a few fire ecologists. They believe these fires are becoming too large and too common.

Because of the aggressive "put out every fire that pops up" mindset. Fire is an essential cycle, it clears out dead wood and thick brush, aids in returning nutrients to the soil, and helps many species of plants grow (there's one pine tree species that needs a fire in order to open its cones and disperse the seeds). But everyone's afraid of their homes being burned up, air quality going down, or the inconvenience of ash in their swimming pool.

The Yellowstone fire was as horrible as it was because of the lack of natural burns. All of the dead trees, underbrush, dry grass, etc just built up and built up until it triggered a titanic firestorm that was impossible to stop.

Precisely. As for other fires we see in America today, maybe we shouldn't think every National Forest burns the same way as one forest in Arizona...


There is a whole lot to be learned from the infernos that tore through Arizona last year. But still people say "just let it burn, it is good for it and natural", but these types of fires are not healthy or natural. A healthy fire can not exist with the amounts of fuel in our forests and we need to get out there and thin them and bring them back to where a fire can safely go through the forest periodically and play its important role in the forest's ecosystem instead of obliterating it. There are some efforts, private businesses making pellets and OSB and other things but it isn't happening fast enough. It might be an impossible task.
 
2012-06-11 06:53:31 PM
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: To all the Texas farkers and their butthurt: there is a reason Colorado's passing lanes are clogged with slow-driving Texas license plates and not vice-versa.

Wow. I must have missed all that. I know I came in here offering good thoughts.

/Oh well, fark you.
//Not everyone else in the danger zone, just you.

//Still hope you stay safe.
 
2012-06-11 06:54:49 PM
KidneyStone: It's times like these that I remember all of the comments along the lines of "only an idiot lives in hurricane country"

Stay safe, coloradians.


You oughta heard em when California had its last round of wildfires. They were leaping up and down and screaming in delight while throwing their feces through the bars. Same as now.
 
2012-06-11 06:54:57 PM
10up: Hope the Mish stays safe...


/and everyone else for that matter


I haven't been there this year, but I heard it was already ruined by the new owner.

StopDon'tTouchMeThere: Having lost my house in the Bastrop, TX wildfires last September, my heart truly goes out to you folks.

If you are going to evacuate, here would be my suggestions for stuff to take: PETS, photos, greeting cards, instruments (or whatever hobbie stuff you have).. Everything else can be replaced alot easier than you think. That includes your clothes, electronics, etc.. You'd be amazed how worthless most of the stuff in your house really is. It's hard to imagine how little you would miss it, if it were taken from you.

I didn't have a chance to evacuate my house (wasn't home when the fire started, and we got there too late...) but 9 months later, the one thing I wish I could have saved the most is my dog. God I miss him.

Take care out there~


Sorry to hear about your home. I'm far enough away that I'm at no risk, but if officials showed up at my house and told me to leave now, I'd grab my cat first.....everything else I might regret losing but it's insured.

I'd probably do better if I only had 5 minutes instead of 5 hours to leave.
 
2012-06-11 06:55:02 PM
TXEric: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: To all the Texas farkers and their butthurt: there is a reason Colorado's passing lanes are clogged with slow-driving Texas license plates and not vice-versa.

Wow. I must have missed all that. I know I came in here offering good thoughts.

/Oh well, fark you.
//Not everyone else in the danger zone, just you.

//Still hope you stay safe.


Oh, and in case I did miss a Texas Farker asshole post...

/Fark them, too.
 
2012-06-11 06:56:48 PM
gulogulo: I realize most people don't realize that New Mexico is actually a part of the U.S. but come on!

New Mexico is where the illegals get the training they need to infiltrate small town America and pave the way for drug cartel takeovers. The Mexicans are setting your wildfires in order to adopt a flame proof mentality. It looks like the drills had spread to Colorado...
 
2012-06-11 06:57:27 PM
Dezilith: intelligent comment below: Didn't this fire start in a small children's park or something? Sounds more like arson to me than lightning.

...... wow.

Um. No. That fire was in Torono Canada. This is Colorado in the USA. And they suspect that it was started by lightning.



I read an article yesterday about the Colorado fire saying they suspected lightning but the fire started in a park.
 
2012-06-11 06:57:42 PM
almostsane: JesseL: You want something really scary to think about? Imagine someone taking a road trip through the forests of the western US and launching a flare out the window every 50 miles. It wouldn't take much effort to completely overwhelm our firefighting capabilities and potentially cause more destruction than a few nuclear weapons.

And thank you for putting that idea out there Asshat. It's bad enough with the smokers who toss their lit cigarettes out the window as they speed along I-90 and soon hundreds of acres are burning while they're in the next state.


The idea was already out there. Talking about it won't make it any worse and might help someone put some thought and effort into mitigating the threat.

http://wildfiretoday.com/2012/05/02/al-qaeda-magazine-encourages-for es t-fire-arson-in-the-us/
 
2012-06-11 06:59:41 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.: Markoff_Cheney: a denver fark party is not a good idea.

The two I've been to have worked out just fine.


i always miss em, either out of town or other plans, almost made it to the boulder one ages ago.

Dezilith: Markoff_Cheney: Dezilith: I'm lucky. I'm about 15 miles east of the fire. But watching it spread - bloody hell.

I have friends in that area that have been evacuated and no one has heard a thing about their home. Yet. I've been watching this at home and keeping tabs on it at work - latest estimates in the NorCo grapevine says its up to 68 square miles. The 37,000 acres is the burned area from 6 AM. It's grown since then, obviously.

And...just me? I'm surprised that there are so many Coloradans on fark!

nah, there are tons. many of us just dont post all too often. this sorry sack actually reads politics threads, rarely posts though.
and no, a denver fark party is not a good idea.

Wow. I have a doppleganger. I also peruse the geek threads as well myself. I post maybe a dozen times a year.

I don't do parties...largely because I don't have a car right now. So no way - or desire to 'party'.


ha, i lurk the hell out of geek and showbiz tab. masterfully wasting time at work is an art.

also, this was confirmed by forest service to be a lightning strike.
 
2012-06-11 06:59:48 PM
intelligent comment below: I read an article yesterday about the Colorado fire saying they suspected lightning but the fire started in a park.

Google "Colorado Park" and you'll find there's thousands of them. "Park" has a completely different meaning out west.
 
2012-06-11 07:00:32 PM
girljen: tinfoil-hat maggie: //Had a relative in the forest service near here but he went out west to fight a lot of fires and proper management (yea, no one can decide what it is) seems is key

Emphasis mine, and no kidding! It's easy to talk about letting fires burn, but which ones? Where? Nowhere near people's homes, obviously, and people are building homes way the hell out there in the middle of mountain forests. Plowing a 150ft. perimeter around each home would keep them free of fuel, but how many people would be open to that? (genuinely curious) There would obviously be differences between managing fire in uninhabited areas, and managing fire in places where people live. But what happens when ALL of the areas become inhabited? It'll happen.

Things like this make me worried about my wildland firefighter friends, sad for the people whose homes are wrecked (regardless of reason or supposed 'blame', losing all your stuff would suck), and glad I live in suburbia.

/ok, maybe not suburbia, it's actually Aurora
//I can see the smoke, too!


Yea, I know it's gotta be crazy, around here we get the luxury of doing controlled burns in the wet season but what if you don't get even minimal rain for 5-10 years. Also the scope of acreage well I can't relate it blows my mind.

Even here though I've been working to clear underbrush and dead limbs trees from around the house cause one day we'll have a bad drought again . I am in the southeast US so I understand it's very different.
 
2012-06-11 07:00:38 PM
And now a drive by sgooting happens. Cant they wait until after the fire?
 
2012-06-11 07:00:42 PM
intelligent comment below: Dezilith: intelligent comment below: Didn't this fire start in a small children's park or something? Sounds more like arson to me than lightning.

...... wow.

Um. No. That fire was in Torono Canada. This is Colorado in the USA. And they suspect that it was started by lightning.


I read an article yesterday about the Colorado fire saying they suspected lightning but the fire started in a park.


Okay. All I've heard myself so far that it was a lightning strike Saturday morning. Hewlett Fire is directly north on High Park, in fact the borders have been breached. Hewlett was started by a college student in a camp ground.
 
2012-06-11 07:01:17 PM
Quite a bit of hazy smoke settling over Greeley this morning - I thought I just needed to clean my glasses. The fire command are saying ominous things about this fire, which leads me to believe they expect it to get quite a bit worse before it gets better.
 
2012-06-11 07:01:34 PM
Estes is about 25+ miles from this. Shot these yesterday from different vantages up 43 thru Glen Haven from Estes. The winds changed here and smoke has settled in our valley.

Glen Haven img819.imageshack.us

Estes Park img21.imageshack.us

Storm Mountain img256.imageshack.us

Storm Mountain img543.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-11 07:03:50 PM
gilgigamesh: Good thing we are presently in a national debate about the efficacy of cutting fire departments.

Presumably the GOP's answer to this is to let the free market decide which homes get destroyed.


But liberals are supposed to be pro-wild fire, so you should like that this is getting dangerous.
 
2012-06-11 07:03:52 PM
StopDon'tTouchMeThere: Having lost my house in the Bastrop, TX wildfires last September, my heart truly goes out to you folks.

If you are going to evacuate, here would be my suggestions for stuff to take: PETS, photos, greeting cards, instruments (or whatever hobbie stuff you have).. Everything else can be replaced alot easier than you think. That includes your clothes, electronics, etc.. You'd be amazed how worthless most of the stuff in your house really is. It's hard to imagine how little you would miss it, if it were taken from you.

I didn't have a chance to evacuate my house (wasn't home when the fire started, and we got there too late...) but 9 months later, the one thing I wish I could have saved the most is my dog. God I miss him.

Take care out there~


I am SO sorry for your loss!! I have refused to evacuate the 2 times we were "ordered" to do so (no one can actually FORCE you to leave, you sign a release acknowledging you choose to stay at your own risk): I had no way to move my horse and donkey, let alone all my kitties (I have an unofficial sanctuary) and dogs so we either all live or we all die together. I live in an old trailer, too, that will burn in a second but have a metal roofed barn sided with cementboard so we have a reasonable chance of surviving.....I worked as a wildland fire fighter in my younger days so I know first hand what it's like to be IN a fire.
 
2012-06-11 07:04:32 PM
JesseL: Paris1127: Keizer_Ghidorah: Paris1127: violentsalvation: It sounds like conditions very similar to the Monument, Horseshoe 2, and Wallow fires in Arizona last year every major forest fire ever. Dry drought conditions, excessive amounts of fuel, relentless winds and shiatty forest management.

FTFY. I know a few fire ecologists. They believe these fires are becoming too large and too common.

Because of the aggressive "put out every fire that pops up" mindset. Fire is an essential cycle, it clears out dead wood and thick brush, aids in returning nutrients to the soil, and helps many species of plants grow (there's one pine tree species that needs a fire in order to open its cones and disperse the seeds). But everyone's afraid of their homes being burned up, air quality going down, or the inconvenience of ash in their swimming pool.

The Yellowstone fire was as horrible as it was because of the lack of natural burns. All of the dead trees, underbrush, dry grass, etc just built up and built up until it triggered a titanic firestorm that was impossible to stop.

Precisely. As for other fires we see in America today, maybe we shouldn't think every National Forest burns the same way as one forest in Arizona...

Did something give you the impression that AZ forest fires are mild?


No, they based the forest management strategies for every NF in the US on Arizona. So for an NF in Maine, they use strategies that pertain to Arizona. Alaska? Arizona. They didn't take climate or geography into account. They use a wide brush.
 
2012-06-11 07:05:25 PM
walkerhound: intelligent comment below: I read an article yesterday about the Colorado fire saying they suspected lightning but the fire started in a park.

Google "Colorado Park" and you'll find there's thousands of them. "Park" has a completely different meaning out west.



I don't mean national park. I mean a park like a childrens park. I'll look for the article.
 
2012-06-11 07:05:45 PM
intelligent comment below

I found what you were referencing to.
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/06/11/high-park-fire-continues-to-gro w /
Paradise Park is the park where they believe the lightning struck and started the fire. It is NOT a childs park however.

The fire broke out Saturday in the Paradise Park area of Larimer County, about 15 miles west of Fort Collins. Very hot and windy conditions spread the blaze quickly in forested areas that include lots of trees killed by pine beetles.
 
rka
2012-06-11 07:05:55 PM
Happy Hours: I still haven't heard how it started. When I heard a press conference and officials were asked that yesterday they said they hadn't had a chance to inspect the area where it started yet. I really don't know what would be left to find - lightning strike, irresponsible camper or careless smoker - or arsonist.

Either Boulder's or Ft. Collins' paper said it was a lightening strike at about 6:00 am Saturday morning.
 
2012-06-11 07:06:18 PM
 
2012-06-11 07:08:45 PM
You can have one hell of a sing-a-long around the campfire with that baby.
 
2012-06-11 07:08:50 PM
beta_plus: gilgigamesh: Good thing we are presently in a national debate about the efficacy of cutting fire departments.

Presumably the GOP's answer to this is to let the free market decide which homes get destroyed.

But liberals are supposed to be pro-wild fire, so you should like that this is getting dangerous.


Is there a joke or reference I'm missing here?
 
2012-06-11 07:09:16 PM
intelligent comment below: Didn't this fire start in a small children's park or something? Sounds more like arson to me than lightning.

We had quite the lightning storm here on Friday night/ Sat morning. With all the beetle kill trees up here, it's a no brainer, and when there is lightening, we aren't surprised to hear about a fire afterwards. It won't be the last fire here. When the western portion of Rocky Mountain National Park sparks up, it will be insane. Grand Lake won't stand a chance. In the next 5 years, you'll hear more about huge fires. The main fuel is the Beetle Kill Lodge Pole Pines.
 
2012-06-11 07:10:00 PM
intelligent comment below: I don't mean national park. I mean a park like a childrens park. I'll look for the article.

See also: Estes Park, South Park, North Park, Middle Park, Pingree Park, and directly related to this - Paradise Park and High Park.

Park = an open area of any size like a meadow or field with few trees...usually surrounded by trees or mountain range.
 
2012-06-11 07:10:12 PM
The residents knew what they were getting into when they signed up. No government resources should be spent rescuing people from their poor life decisions.
 
2012-06-11 07:10:44 PM
Maechyll: Fort Maechyll is about 15 miles East of Foco. Very thick smoke last night, ashes falling...

The Sun was a beautiful deep dark red as it set.


If this had happened a week ago, the Transit of Venus would've looked quite nifty there.
 
2012-06-11 07:10:44 PM
i.imgur.com


Currently we are in the red area. No evac as of yet. Northerly winds keeping smoke relatively away, though hallways are saturated.

Here's a few pics I quickly pulled from my phone.


Link goes to gallery, totally out of order.


All pictures are taken farther away than the building I'm working in :/
 
2012-06-11 07:11:52 PM
OH YEAH!! I just remembered, a couple of guys out here saved their homes by putting sprinklers on the roof and just let them run before the fire got there. By the time it did, the falling embers were immediately put out, as well as any branches that fell onto the roof .It also stopped any of the underbrush from igniting the house as well.

..It's worth a shot.
 
2012-06-11 07:13:38 PM
intelligent comment below: walkerhound: intelligent comment below: I read an article yesterday about the Colorado fire saying they suspected lightning but the fire started in a park.

Google "Colorado Park" and you'll find there's thousands of them. "Park" has a completely different meaning out west.


I don't mean national park. I mean a park like a childrens park. I'll look for the article.


High Park in Toronto was arson, and that was from over a year ago.

There are a lot of "park" names here. I live in Estes Park. The fire started in High Park. There's also Paradise Park, etc.
 
2012-06-11 07:13:44 PM
Wow, I messed that up.

i.imgur.com
Link NOW goes to gallery


I blame the smoke.
 
2012-06-11 07:14:10 PM
Has anyone mentioned that we have too many fire fighters, and they're dragging our economy down? Well, we do. And they are.

Vote Mitt!
 
2012-06-11 07:15:10 PM
santadog: Estes is about 25+ miles from this. Shot these yesterday from different vantages up 43 thru Glen Haven from Estes. The winds changed here and smoke has settled in our valley.

Glen Haven [img819.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Estes Park [img21.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Storm Mountain [img256.imageshack.us image 640x264]

Storm Mountain [img543.imageshack.us image 640x427]


Those shots sorta remind me of volcanic eruption starting. What killed the trees in the foreground of the last two pics? Although Storm Mountain sorta gives a hint.
Straight line wind damage with lightning?
 
2012-06-11 07:17:38 PM
ShadowLAnCeR: gilgigamesh: Good thing we are presently in a national debate about the efficacy of cutting fire departments.

Presumably the GOP's answer to this is to let the free market decide which homes get destroyed.

{trollspray.jpg}


That would be a funny troll, except that really -IS- their proposed solution.

/Publicly funded fire departments are 'soshlust' now from what they say. No shiat.
 
2012-06-11 07:17:38 PM
StopDon'tTouchMeThere: OH YEAH!! I just remembered, a couple of guys out here saved their homes by putting sprinklers on the roof and just let them run before the fire got there. By the time it did, the falling embers were immediately put out, as well as any branches that fell onto the roof .It also stopped any of the underbrush from igniting the house as well.

..It's worth a shot.


THAT right there is brilliance!
Good for them, and glad it worked out for them. Not sure if I would have thought of that (in time at least).
 
2012-06-11 07:17:39 PM
Lost Thought 00: The residents knew what they were getting into when they signed up. No government resources should be spent rescuing people from their poor life decisions.

What poor life decision is this? To move to a place that would one day, unknown to anyone, be ravaged by beetles that would kill all the trees in the area and make for a perfect fire mix? All the trees have died in the last 5 years. How does one prepare for that?

Really? Where do you live, and what natural disasters happen near you? Tornados? Floods? Earthquake? Hurricanes? Big snow storms?

That's such a dork ass statement, it can't possibly be a troll.
 
2012-06-11 07:20:48 PM
santadog: Lost Thought 00: The residents knew what they were getting into when they signed up. No government resources should be spent rescuing people from their poor life decisions.

What poor life decision is this? To move to a place that would one day, unknown to anyone, be ravaged by beetles that would kill all the trees in the area and make for a perfect fire mix? All the trees have died in the last 5 years. How does one prepare for that?

Really? Where do you live, and what natural disasters happen near you? Tornados? Floods? Earthquake? Hurricanes? Big snow storms?

That's such a dork ass statement, it can't possibly be a troll.


Thank you for saying that. I lived in many places in the US as an Army Brat and every place we had our disaster. Where ever he is, I want to be there, it must be paradise.


tinfoil-hat maggie: santadog: Estes is about 25+ miles from this. Shot these yesterday from different vantages up 43 thru Glen Haven from Estes. The winds changed here and smoke has settled in our valley.

Glen Haven [img819.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Estes Park [img21.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Storm Mountain [img256.imageshack.us image 640x264]

Storm Mountain [img543.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Those shots sorta remind me of volcanic eruption starting. What killed the trees in the foreground of the last two pics? Although Storm Mountain sorta gives a hint.
Straight line wind damage with lightning?


Its nowhere close to Glenwood Springs lest I'd of said he left out the 'King' in Storm Mountain, so I'd have to suspect it is until he says otherwise?
 
2012-06-11 07:21:33 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: santadog: Estes is about 25+ miles from this. Shot these yesterday from different vantages up 43 thru Glen Haven from Estes. The winds changed here and smoke has settled in our valley.

Glen Haven [img819.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Estes Park [img21.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Storm Mountain [img256.imageshack.us image 640x264]

Storm Mountain [img543.imageshack.us image 640x427]

Those shots sorta remind me of volcanic eruption starting. What killed the trees in the foreground of the last two pics? Although Storm Mountain sorta gives a hint.
Straight line wind damage with lightning?


There was a fire on Storm Mountain in the early 90s. It's about 8 miles from Estes as the crow flies, and I thought with the lack of trees, and the height, it would be a decent vantage point. Also thought the dead trees would be interesting with the plume. I wanted to go again at night to get some glow shots, but the winds were gusting at 45mph, and it seemed like too much of a pain in the ass to do.
 
2012-06-11 07:23:27 PM
ABC News Link.

My folks live just North of FoCo. This is the forth one in 30 days.

Link

"The men who launched al Qaeda's English-language magazine may have died in a U.S. missile strike last fall, but "Inspire" magazine lives on without them -- and continues to promote jihadi attacks on Western targets, offering detailed advice on how to start huge forest fires in America with timed explosives and how to build remote-controlled bombs. "
 
kth
2012-06-11 07:24:03 PM
santadog: Estes is about 25+ miles from this. Shot these yesterday from different vantages up 43 thru Glen Haven from Estes. The winds changed here and smoke has settled in our valley.


img.photobucket.com

From my parents.

I couldn't remember who was zoot scooters, I saw your shop every time I left my parents' (they have a house in Ranch Meadows).
 
2012-06-11 07:24:10 PM
Communist_Manifesto: The fire is 15 miles away from fort collins, where they said they were. Plus I doubt the fire could actually reach Foco

It only -started- 15 miles out. It is within a mile or two in some areas, and has entered actually Bellevue, a little adjoining suburb to the northwest, which means its actually gotten East of the reservoir now.

I am in FoCo proper right now - had to evacuate our cabin site up Buckhorn Canyon, now might have to evacuate my main house by the South end of the reservoir if the wind shifts again - they set up a roadblock just past JJ's on 38E early this afternoon.

/It won't get the town proper, but it ain't 15 miles out, either.
 
2012-06-11 07:28:31 PM
ToxicMunkee: I'm disturbed that I'm surrounded by so many Farkers and I haven't met any of you.

Fort Collins Fark party? God knows there are enough of us up here.

/Exactly why is another question. Always thought it an odd coincidence.
 
2012-06-11 07:28:57 PM
Broktun: Damn, that is 15K acres a day.

FYI brush/grass fires can burn even faster than that. Much faster. When you see burning tumble weeds keep up with your driving....speed limits no longer apply.
 
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