Salem Witch: So a woman sees lungs on the side walk sometime in the afternoon. She's curious enough to take a picture. But doesn't report it until that evening?[face-palm.jpg]
here to help: *flute solo*
MAYORBOB: Story about a set of lungs spotted on the street in LA and, on the side, slideshow on NBA cheerleaders -- coincidence or tease?
Greystoke: I left my heart in San Francisco.
Gyrfalcon: Greystoke: I left my heart in San Francisco.I found part of it, but the seagulls ate the rest.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Gyrfalcon: Greystoke: I left my heart in San Francisco.I found part of it, but the seagulls ate the rest.Of all the damned gull...
here to help: It pleases me that at least one Farker got my reference. The rest of you need to remove yourselves from my lawn.
Shadow Blasko: Always nice to meet another veteran of Yonkers
BarryToink: Clearly this was a result of a bath salt zombie attack. The zombie simply was thoughtful enough to leave something for the rapper on PCP.
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