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(UEFA)   Group D: France and England at 12:00 EST followed by Ukraine vs Sweden at 2:45. Will England survive without Rooney? Is France ready to make a comeback to the national stage? Will anyone actually watch the second game? Fun starts at noon   (uefa.com) divider line 241
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2012-06-11 02:52:12 PM  

Trocadero: "Ukraine Shall Never Perish" now that's the name of a national anthem.


Well, it would be if it were actually the name.
 
2012-06-11 02:52:52 PM  
a lot of Oregon Duck yellow on the field right now
 
2012-06-11 02:54:08 PM  

expobill: MugzyBrown:

If you can't score, you can't get a point.

football is about defending, first


So is every sport that has defense.

Can you win a soccer game without ever putting the ball into the net? No. So you don't deserve a point if you never had a chance of ever winning the game.
 
2012-06-11 02:55:45 PM  
the Ukraine club ran more than england already
 
2012-06-11 02:56:52 PM  

MugzyBrown:

Can you win a soccer game without ever putting the ball into the net? No. So you don't deserve a point if you never had a chance of ever winning the game.


yes on an own goal, but the point is rewarded for being level
 
2012-06-11 02:59:58 PM  

star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.


Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.
 
2012-06-11 03:03:15 PM  

Fat Old Broad: star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.

Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.


Except for Zlatan, who might have inherited all of the ugly genes in Sweden.
 
2012-06-11 03:06:25 PM  

expobill: yes on an own goal, but the point is rewarded for being level


An own goal, the ball goes into the net and a point is awarded.. nice try though.
 
2012-06-11 03:07:06 PM  

Fat Old Broad: star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.

Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.

The Vikings did not bring back uggos
 
2012-06-11 03:08:39 PM  

star_topology: Trocadero: "Ukraine Shall Never Perish" now that's the name of a national anthem.

Well, it would be if it were actually the name.


"ukraine has not yet perished"

not yet? really? for fark's sake it's a nation anthem, have some confidence man.
 
2012-06-11 03:11:32 PM  
ugh! So close!

/distressed Ukrainian ladyfan sighting!
 
2012-06-11 03:12:15 PM  
Shevo!
 
2012-06-11 03:13:12 PM  

Fat Old Broad: star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.

Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.


on the other side, Shevchenko's still pretty hot for someone who is 100 years old.
 
2012-06-11 03:14:06 PM  
This is a considerably more exciting match, if I'm honest.
 
2012-06-11 03:16:10 PM  
the Poland Russia game should be loud
 
2012-06-11 03:16:33 PM  

Fat Old Broad: star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.

Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.


Well, they did practice euthanasia until the late 1970's.
 
2012-06-11 03:17:46 PM  
ANIMAL PITCH INVASION

i132.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-11 03:18:02 PM  
And we all flop down
 
2012-06-11 03:18:59 PM  

sephjnr: How is getting two less points putting you in the best chance of getting out of the group?


Very simple. The attempt to try for 3 instead of 1 increases the likelihood of getting 0 more than 3. Given that arguably their best player is serving a suspension, its better to simply survive and open it up during knockout with your full squad.

But you already knew that...
 
2012-06-11 03:21:07 PM  

TheKnownUniverse: ANIMAL PITCH INVASION

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Blackburn Chicken > Ukrainibug > Anfield Cat
 
2012-06-11 03:23:49 PM  

TheKnownUniverse: ANIMAL PITCH INVASION

[i132.photobucket.com image 519x389]


nice picture!
 
2012-06-11 03:24:14 PM  
TheKnownUniverse
on the other side, Shevchenko's still pretty hot for someone who is 100 years old.


Speaking of 100 year olds, someone should check Ibrahimovic for cobwebs.
 
2012-06-11 03:24:30 PM  
If you like hot blonds, this is your match.
 
2012-06-11 03:25:28 PM  

Trocadero: "Ukraine Shall Never Perish" now that's the name of a national anthem.


Certainly beats the old "Enemies of the State will be liquidated" one.
 
2012-06-11 03:26:47 PM  
Wasted opportunities on both sides.
 
2012-06-11 03:27:09 PM  
lucky goalie
 
2012-06-11 03:27:40 PM  
Anyone else think Keller is pretty damn good for a newbie?
 
2012-06-11 03:28:25 PM  

TheKnownUniverse: on the other side, Shevchenko's still pretty hot for someone who is 100 years old.


His wife is pretty hot too:

img2.bdbphotos.com

There are some NSFW photos of her out there as well.
 
2012-06-11 03:28:42 PM  

TheKnownUniverse: Fat Old Broad: star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.

Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.

on the other side, Shevchenko's still pretty hot for someone who is 100 years old.


I agree. Their team is also pretty good-looking. Kinda rare for both sides to be so hot.
 
2012-06-11 03:29:06 PM  

star_topology: TheKnownUniverse: ANIMAL PITCH INVASION

[i132.photobucket.com image 519x389]

Blackburn Chicken > Ukrainibug > Anfield Cat


you shut your whore mouth and bow down to the king of football

i132.photobucket.com

i132.photobucket.com

expobill: TheKnownUniverse: ANIMAL PITCH INVASION

[i132.photobucket.com image 519x389]

nice picture!


I was preparing to get blurry screenshots of sexy fans, but a ladybug works too
 
2012-06-11 03:30:40 PM  

bartink: Anyone else think Keller is pretty damn good for a newbie?


Surprisingly good. Better than most ex-players that ESPN wheels on.
 
2012-06-11 03:34:49 PM  

bartink: Anyone else think Keller is pretty damn good for a newbie?


Yeah, not too shabby.
 
2012-06-11 03:36:45 PM  

darwinoid: Surprisingly good. Better than most ex-players that ESPN wheels on.


I think that Ballack is getting better as things go on. But I miss Roberto Martínez.
 
2012-06-11 03:38:21 PM  

Pentaxian: TheKnownUniverse: on the other side, Shevchenko's still pretty hot for someone who is 100 years old.

His wife is pretty hot too:

[img2.bdbphotos.com image 324x430]

There are some NSFW photos of her out there as well.


her thighs are as big as my wrist and her wrists as big as my thumb :/
 
2012-06-11 03:38:28 PM  

Pentaxian: darwinoid: Surprisingly good. Better than most ex-players that ESPN wheels on.

I think that Ballack is getting better as things go on. But I miss Roberto Martínez.


Ballack can be painful to watch/listen to. I agree re Martínez.
 
2012-06-11 03:39:35 PM  
Lively game so far. Much more entertaining than the earlier one.
 
2012-06-11 03:39:39 PM  
Have not noticed any players of color on the Ukraine side. Is that representative of the country as a whole?
 
2012-06-11 03:43:11 PM  

esteban9: Have not noticed any players of color on the Ukraine side. Is that representative of the country as a whole?


Eastern Europe is pretty pale. Remember the Eastern Bloc only became accessible to immigrants 20 years ago.

Wiki has 'Other's' as 1%
 
2012-06-11 03:45:39 PM  

midpoint: esteban9: Have not noticed any players of color on the Ukraine side. Is that representative of the country as a whole?

Eastern Europe is pretty pale. Remember the Eastern Bloc only became accessible to immigrants 20 years ago.

Wiki has 'Other's' as 1%


Also, if you're an immigrant, why go there when you can make more in Western Europe?
 
2012-06-11 03:45:49 PM  

esteban9: Have not noticed any players of color on the Ukraine side. Is that representative of the country as a whole?


The Ukranian manager's words from 2006 seem to hint that there won't be non-white players on the national team any time soon: "Let them learn from Blokhin or [Andriy] Shevchenko, not some zumba-bumba who they took off a tree, gave two bananas and now he plays in the Ukrainian league."
 
2012-06-11 03:48:14 PM  

TheKnownUniverse: her thighs are as big as my wrist and her wrists as big as my thumb :/


And her vagina is as big as your head.
 
2012-06-11 03:49:19 PM  
i132.photobucket.com

i132.photobucket.com

i132.photobucket.com

/stolen from /sp/. I go to 4chan so you don't have to.

and for old time's sake

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2012-06-11 03:50:14 PM  

12349876: midpoint: esteban9: Have not noticed any players of color on the Ukraine side. Is that representative of the country as a whole?

Eastern Europe is pretty pale. Remember the Eastern Bloc only became accessible to immigrants 20 years ago.

Wiki has 'Other's' as 1%

Also, if you're an immigrant, why go there when you can make more in Western Europe?


and not face as much racism. not that western europe is always happy go lucky, but eastern europe is filled with racist shiats. hell, in russia they have locked foreign students in their dorms around hitler's birthday for protection against the confused russian neo-nazi. why would a russian be a nazi? you would think history would mean something...
 
2012-06-11 03:53:03 PM  

midpoint: Fat Old Broad: star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.

Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.

Well, they did practice euthanasia until the late 1970's.


We were just keeping our gene pool clean of scottish DNA. Can you blame us? And you also practiced euthanasia until the late 1990's.
 
2012-06-11 03:56:56 PM  
Sweden!
 
2012-06-11 03:57:05 PM  

ApeShaft: midpoint: Fat Old Broad: star_topology: And now, pics of Swedish ladies in the crowd. 3, 2, 1, go.

Their players aren't bad looking either.

It's like there are no uggos in that country.

Well, they did practice euthanasia until the late 1970's.

We were just keeping our gene pool clean of scottish DNA. Can you blame us? And you also practiced euthanasia until the late 1990's.


This is news to me. Do expand on that. Also - I meant eugenics - not euthanasia. Oops! Long tiring day.

Also, also, I'm in Scotland as part of the Colonial Administration rather than being a native.
 
2012-06-11 03:57:07 PM  
Zlatalalalalalalalan!
 
2012-06-11 03:57:37 PM  
Oh dear. Always a development when the hosts are on the back heel.
 
paj
2012-06-11 03:58:19 PM  
Obligatory for any Ibrahimovic goal: Link
 
2012-06-11 03:59:57 PM  
We're tied!
 
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