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(UEFA)   Group D: France and England at 12:00 EST followed by Ukraine vs Sweden at 2:45. Will England survive without Rooney? Is France ready to make a comeback to the national stage? Will anyone actually watch the second game? Fun starts at noon   (uefa.com) divider line 241
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2012-06-11 11:25:16 AM
Meh, Frogs v. Limeys was a better headline.
 
2012-06-11 11:29:53 AM
The second game? I hope Ibrahimovic's ankle explodes in fire.

/In before "Way to wish harm on someone, douchebag"
 
2012-06-11 11:30:30 AM
Oxlade-Chamberlain starts.

No idea what the result will be, just hope that triumph and disaster - those twin imposters - are treated the same.
 
2012-06-11 11:31:36 AM
Ha ha - the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
 
2012-06-11 11:32:02 AM
Maluda always seems to score in these matches
 
2012-06-11 11:32:30 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Ha ha - the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.


Ukraine is game to you?!
 
2012-06-11 11:32:43 AM
 
2012-06-11 11:34:28 AM
France 2-1 Ingerland
Ukraine 1-1 Sweden
 
2012-06-11 11:35:22 AM
Father-in-law is from England, so needless to say, I am solidly in the French corner today. Also, Laurent Blanc is one cool mother farker.
 
2012-06-11 11:43:19 AM
bracing myself for shots of Ribery by looking at pictures of Giroud

i132.photobucket.com

/I also miss Gourcuff waaaah
 
2012-06-11 11:45:04 AM

SigmaAlgebra: Father-in-law is from England, so needless to say, I am solidly in the French corner today. Also, Laurent Blanc is one cool mother farker.



i don't care who wins but for sheer Fail Factor alone, it would be nice to see France get ragdolled and be 3 and done, 0 points and not advance, just like they did in WC 2010. i mean, England didn't set the world on fire in 2010 eitehr but at least they advanced.
 
2012-06-11 11:45:13 AM
What happened to Rooney?

Not much of a soccer fan,
 
2012-06-11 11:49:13 AM
It's so nice to watch an internation tourney with quality soccer and no vuvuvuvuvuvuvuvuvzellas
 
2012-06-11 11:49:21 AM

halfof33: What happened to Rooney?

Not much of a soccer fan,


he decided he wanted a little suspension...so, he's not playing today

/and fans of the colors blue and yellow will watch the second game.
 
2012-06-11 11:49:25 AM

halfof33: What happened to Rooney?

Not much of a soccer fan,


Banned for the first 2 games.
 
2012-06-11 11:50:37 AM
Ashley Young moving to CF for the match? Did I hear that correctly? Probably CAM.
 
2012-06-11 11:50:50 AM

Purple_Jack: Banned for the first 2 games.



for stomping that dude's ballbag right? macedonia or cyrpurs or montenegro or whatever, something liek that?

farking moron.
 
2012-06-11 11:53:55 AM

star_topology: Ashley Young moving to CF for the match? Did I hear that correctly? Probably CAM.


UEFA's site has England's formation as 4-4-1-1 with Young behind Welbeck.
 
2012-06-11 11:54:39 AM

star_topology: Ashley Young moving to CF for the match? Did I hear that correctly? Probably CAM.


Might be a front three. Or Oxlade-Chamberlain on the right-MF and given an attacking role.
 
2012-06-11 11:56:32 AM
allez les bleus!
 
2012-06-11 11:57:28 AM
Ashley Cole and John Terry were out of sync singing the anthem
 
2012-06-11 11:58:09 AM
I don't like it when players don't sing along with their national anthem. France, you suck, and will lose 2-1.
 
2012-06-11 11:59:02 AM
Jeremy Clarkson on twitter with his prediction: I predict the French will surrender.

/Go England
//At least no important Liverpool players get injured
 
2012-06-11 11:59:47 AM

desertgeek: Jeremy Clarkson on twitter with his prediction: I predict the French will surrender.

/Go England
//At least no important Liverpool players get injured


is Gerrard impotant?
 
2012-06-11 12:00:17 PM

SigmaAlgebra: UEFA's site has England's formation as 4-4-1-1 with Young behind Welbeck.



somebody i think saturday had what i called a "1-2-2-1-2-1" or some shiat. it was basically a 2-4-4 but by the on-screen diagram it moreso resembled 1-1-2-1-1-2-1 or some kind of bs like that.

/i thought it was funny
 
2012-06-11 12:00:29 PM

star_topology: Ashley Young moving to CF for the match? Did I hear that correctly? Probably CAM.


why not just all midfielders?
 
2012-06-11 12:02:06 PM
Looks like "Stadiums of Hate" worked- think this is the smallest crowd I've seen so far.
 
2012-06-11 12:02:15 PM
Everyone seems to know the score,
They've seen it all before,
They just know,
They're so sure,
That England's Gonna throw it away,
Gonna blow it away,
But know they can play,
'Cause I remember...
Three Lions on a shirt,
Jules Rimet still gleaming,
Thirty years of hurt,
Never stopped me dreaming.
So many jokes, so many sneers,
But all those oh-so-nears,
Wear you down,
Through the years,
But I still see that tackle by Moore,
And when Linekar scored,
Bobby belting the ball,
And Nobby Dancing...
 
2012-06-11 12:02:23 PM

expobill: desertgeek: Jeremy Clarkson on twitter with his prediction: I predict the French will surrender.

/Go England
//At least no important Liverpool players get injured

is Gerrard impotant?


That misspelling is closer to the actual word I would use, in his case.
 
2012-06-11 12:02:45 PM

expobill: desertgeek: Jeremy Clarkson on twitter with his prediction: I predict the French will surrender.

/Go England
//At least no important Liverpool players get injured

is Gerrard impotant?


Think he's already got a daughter.

/sorry - had to
 
2012-06-11 12:02:52 PM
My shiatty cable provider does not have access to ESPN3. Anyone have a streaming link?
 
2012-06-11 12:03:05 PM
Does anyone else find McManamanamanamanaman's accent grating?
 
2012-06-11 12:03:58 PM

halfof33: What happened to Rooney?

Not much of a soccer fan,


he got hair plugs but his body rejected them and now he's injured. It's called GVH and it's devastating.
 
2012-06-11 12:04:10 PM

expobill: desertgeek: Jeremy Clarkson on twitter with his prediction: I predict the French will surrender.

/Go England
//At least no important Liverpool players get injured

is Gerrard impotant?


He's not THAT old
 
2012-06-11 12:06:58 PM

expobill: desertgeek: Jeremy Clarkson on twitter with his prediction: I predict the French will surrender.

/Go England
//At least no important Liverpool players get injured

is Gerrard impotant?


He's not the player he once was, that's obvious. But he's still the captain and that means something.

/NIAC
 
2012-06-11 12:07:11 PM
I wish I was a "Danger Man."
 
2012-06-11 12:08:13 PM
Carn whoever's playing the Poms!
 
2012-06-11 12:10:26 PM

desertgeek: He's not the player he once was, that's obvious. But he's still the captain and that means something.

i just had to rattle the thread a bit, i still miss Riise!
 
2012-06-11 12:12:37 PM
somebody lost a camera
 
2012-06-11 12:13:09 PM
Guardian analysis on tactics: Link
 
2012-06-11 12:14:39 PM
Come on England!
 
2012-06-11 12:15:07 PM
Milner Torres'd it.
 
2012-06-11 12:15:14 PM
Any suggestions for a good streaming site? It's ridiculous that I live in Europe and can't get the damn games on TV.

/fark you NRK
 
2012-06-11 12:15:54 PM
You had time, Milner!
 
2012-06-11 12:16:10 PM
Heeey US Soccer crest! Represent!
 
2012-06-11 12:16:49 PM

december: halfof33: What happened to Rooney?

Not much of a soccer fan,

he got hair plugs but his body rejected them and now he's injured. It's called GVH and it's devastating.


Approves

www.citizenorange.com
 
2012-06-11 12:17:39 PM
 
2012-06-11 12:20:07 PM

twomutts: Any suggestions for a good streaming site? It's ridiculous that I live in Europe and can't get the damn games on TV.

/fark you NRK


I have ESPN3 so I can't vouch for the quality of any of these streams but these are the sites I typically use:
oleoletv.com
firstrowsports.eu
sportzkrieg.com
vipbox.tv
 
2012-06-11 12:20:18 PM
I like the English goalie's uni.
 
2012-06-11 12:20:41 PM

TheKnownUniverse: Heeey US Soccer crest! Represent!


I'm telling you, everyone is making a mistake in counting the Yanks out from winning the Euros.
 
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