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(Yahoo)   Punch a bride if you must, but why throw a lobster?   (uk.eurosport.yahoo.com) divider line 45
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2012-06-11 08:58:41 AM
As God is my witness...
 
2012-06-11 09:01:42 AM
That lobster had always dreamed of flying

/Jonathan Livingston Lobster
 
2012-06-11 09:09:09 AM
Lew Zealand?
 
2012-06-11 09:13:07 AM
They were out of shoes?
 
2012-06-11 09:15:37 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-11 09:15:59 AM
I believe the euphemism is "toss a lobster", subby.
 
2012-06-11 09:16:42 AM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-11 09:18:52 AM
Lobbing lobsters

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-06-11 09:19:26 AM
"Big Fat Gypsy Wedding?" Apparently the staff focking hates pikies.
 
2012-06-11 09:20:20 AM
Could have been worse!

www.sadanduseless.com
 
2012-06-11 09:22:53 AM

Goodfella: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x359]


I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.

/has a sad
//has never heard a lobster scream
///except Zoidberg
///whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop
 
2012-06-11 09:23:34 AM
Who throws a lobster?

cdn.videogum.com
 
2012-06-11 09:25:46 AM

The Irrelevant Gamer: I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.


Why? For you to live, something else has to die. The only debate is where you draw the line on what you will and will not kill in order to survive (or, most likely, what you are willing to have someone else kill for you).

And yes, even vegans are killing living things in order to eat.
 
2012-06-11 09:25:54 AM
I saw "Ex-Newcastle" in the headline and I thought for sure this was about Joey Barton.

But then I saw "star" and I realized that couldn't be.
 
2012-06-11 09:27:10 AM
Because bride is made of magnets?
 
2012-06-11 09:33:03 AM

dittybopper: The Irrelevant Gamer: I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.

Why? For you to live, something else has to die. The only debate is where you draw the line on what you will and will not kill in order to survive (or, most likely, what you are willing to have someone else kill for you).

And yes, even vegans are killing living things in order to eat.


I know, but something about that picture overrides my better judgement and makes me feel bad for the crab. I type this as I eat a breakfast sandwich with two kinds of animal on it. I know it doesn't make any sense.
 
2012-06-11 09:37:09 AM
Classy.... I had my wedding at the courthouse, and my afterparty at the local poolhall, my guests were very scruffy, but much more well-behaved than this lot.
 
2012-06-11 09:40:27 AM

The Irrelevant Gamer: dittybopper: The Irrelevant Gamer: I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.

Why? For you to live, something else has to die. The only debate is where you draw the line on what you will and will not kill in order to survive (or, most likely, what you are willing to have someone else kill for you).

And yes, even vegans are killing living things in order to eat.

I know, but something about that picture overrides my better judgement and makes me feel bad for the crab. I type this as I eat a breakfast sandwich with two kinds of animal on it. I know it doesn't make any sense.


Eating meat isnt ethical unless you kill it yourself.

That being said, its acceptable and most of us don't seem to care. I wish I could not eat meat, but I love it. Something was born, loved by its mother, raised in appalling concentration camp like hell and died in violence so I can have a piece of salami. Yeah I feel bad about that. But I don't know what to do about it.
 
2012-06-11 09:41:47 AM
Lobster Thermidor: For a Big, fat Gypsie wedding:
Monkfish by the pound. Lots of pink roux, using generic paprika. One bottle of cheap sherry to flavor the sauce, make with powdered milk. and chopped onions. Make a thick, pink fish gravy, using some lobster base to flavor it. Add to the raw monkfish and bake in steam table.
Serve to drunken louts who will swear it was real lobster.
they're gonna puke it up, anyway.
 
2012-06-11 09:45:52 AM
www.joeklementovich.com

/Hello?
//Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?
 
2012-06-11 09:50:43 AM
i291.photobucket.com

You just made the list, buddy.....
 
2012-06-11 09:52:51 AM
Because everyone had matching towels!
 
2012-06-11 09:53:35 AM

Goodfella: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x359]


So tell me, if you're about to be eaten by some freakish giant, would you rather die in a boiling vat of water (or acid), or would you consider it a mercy to have your head cut off first in a quick manner so as to reduce your suffering?

Both choices suck.
 
2012-06-11 09:59:16 AM
ohwaitiforgot.com
 
2012-06-11 10:03:34 AM
for one thing, they're not going to throw themselves. I speak from experience.
 
2012-06-11 10:04:26 AM

WordsnCollision: [ohwaitiforgot.com image 500x352]


Wow....lobstrosities and the Cat in Black. I'm confused. And amused.
 
2012-06-11 10:04:31 AM
Who DOESN'T know somebody who went to the supermarket and bought a lobster but then couldn't bring themselves to do it, so they let it live in the tub for awhile before they eventually called someone over who cooked it for them? Maybe it's a Northeast US thing?
 
2012-06-11 10:14:44 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Who DOESN'T know somebody who went to the supermarket and bought a lobster but then couldn't bring themselves to do it, so they let it live in the tub for awhile before they eventually called someone over who cooked it for them? Maybe it's a Northeast US thing?


Reminds me of when I go fishing with worms. I've set more than one worm free because I've accidentally bonded with it instead of killing it with a fish hook.

I fish 5% as much as I used to, I can't handle all the murdering.
 
2012-06-11 10:15:51 AM
They didn't know the lobster was loaded
 
2012-06-11 10:16:03 AM
Maybe it wasn't thrown. Maybe the bride was a magnet and the lobster just stuck to her.
 
2012-06-11 10:18:07 AM
I don't know what's more classless, the wedding guests, or the facilities' personnel screeching "you're acting like peasants who have money, but shouldn't!"
 
2012-06-11 10:24:35 AM

The Irrelevant Gamer: Goodfella: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x359]

I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.

/has a sad
//has never heard a lobster scream
///except Zoidberg
///whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop


It's a sea bug. An underwater insect.
 
2012-06-11 10:35:51 AM

The Irrelevant Gamer: Goodfella: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x359]

I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.

/has a sad
//has never heard a lobster scream
///except Zoidberg
///whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop


I know! That picture is so sad.
You can almost see the terror in the crab's eyes.
Poor little crab!
I feel like a meanie for not being vegetarian when i see these things. But then i usually go right back to eating meat. :-P
 
2012-06-11 10:46:15 AM

The Irrelevant Gamer: Goodfella: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x359]

I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.



It's his fault for tasting so good.
 
2012-06-11 10:46:59 AM

Abox: The Irrelevant Gamer: Goodfella: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x359]

I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.


It's his fault for tasting so good.


Like Asians.

Did I type that out loud?
 
2012-06-11 10:51:57 AM

Whiskey Dickens: Nana's Vibrator: Who DOESN'T know somebody who went to the supermarket and bought a lobster but then couldn't bring themselves to do it, so they let it live in the tub for awhile before they eventually called someone over who cooked it for them? Maybe it's a Northeast US thing?

Reminds me of when I go fishing with worms. I've set more than one worm free because I've accidentally bonded with it instead of killing it with a fish hook.

I fish 5% as much as I used to, I can't handle all the murdering.


That made me laugh. I've done that with night crawlers worms - but when you see those sea worms, with the teeth and whatever the fark leg-looking things they have on their sides - I dump them in the water because I usually don't bring a flamethrower to the ocean. Mostly due to poor planning. Those things should be nuked from orbit.
 
2012-06-11 10:57:57 AM

The Irrelevant Gamer: dittybopper: The Irrelevant Gamer: I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.

Why? For you to live, something else has to die. The only debate is where you draw the line on what you will and will not kill in order to survive (or, most likely, what you are willing to have someone else kill for you).

And yes, even vegans are killing living things in order to eat.

I know, but something about that picture overrides my better judgement and makes me feel bad for the crab. I type this as I eat a breakfast sandwich with two kinds of animal on it. I know it doesn't make any sense.


You should see the episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike visits a crab processing plant.

Mmmmm...crab legs....
 
2012-06-11 11:09:27 AM

Father_Jack: Eating meat isnt ethical unless you kill it yourself.


That's not true. Eating meat is perfectly ethical if someone else killed it.

Those who don't kill at least some of their own meat can fall into the trap of being hypocritical, for example deriding hunters while chomping on a hamburger, but that's different than being unethical.
 
2012-06-11 11:15:19 AM

The Irrelevant Gamer: Goodfella: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x359]

I love crab, but I might not eat it for a while because of that picture.

/has a sad
//has never heard a lobster scream
///except Zoidberg
///whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop


Not only that, but the effort:reward factor in eating crab just doesn't make it worth it (to me)...unless you're talking Snow Crab or Alaskan King Crab aside a filet steak with potatoes and asparagus. And maybe a creme brulee and coffee afterwards.
You're all jerks. Where the hell am I going to get that on Monday morning and would justify paying for it?
 
2012-06-11 11:17:08 AM

Whiskey Dickens: Reminds me of when I go fishing with worms. I've set more than one worm free because I've accidentally bonded with it instead of killing it with a fish hook.


FYI earthworms are an invasive species in many parts of North America, and are damaging the natural forest ecosystems. Fishing is thought to be the reason that they have spread so quickly into remote areas (away from gardens or farms where they might have been intentionally released).
 
2012-06-11 11:47:32 AM

Father_Jack: Eating meat isnt ethical unless you kill it yourself.


So capitalism isn't ethical unless you don't buy your own meals.
 
2012-06-11 12:11:46 PM

Kurmudgeon: Father_Jack: Eating meat isnt ethical unless you kill it yourself.

So capitalism isn't ethical unless you don't buy your own meals.


so if you're a cannibal exercising your legal right to purchase bath salts..
 
2012-06-11 02:07:04 PM

Ivo Shandor: Whiskey Dickens: Reminds me of when I go fishing with worms. I've set more than one worm free because I've accidentally bonded with it instead of killing it with a fish hook.

FYI earthworms are an invasive species in many parts of North America, and are damaging the natural forest ecosystems. Fishing is thought to be the reason that they have spread so quickly into remote areas (away from gardens or farms where they might have been intentionally released).


Crap, my bad. Learn something new everyday.

/Invasive species or not, I still respect life!
 
2012-06-11 02:32:52 PM

dittybopper: Father_Jack: Eating meat isnt ethical unless you kill it yourself.

That's not true. Eating meat is perfectly ethical if someone else killed it.

Those who don't kill at least some of their own meat can fall into the trap of being hypocritical, for example deriding hunters while chomping on a hamburger, but that's different than being unethical.


Is that all hunting, or only sport hunting for no real reason?

/I understand the difference between population thinning sport hunting, hunting for survival, and hunting for the purpose of killing something because it might look pretty when it's stuffed.
 
2012-06-11 06:54:53 PM

Kim Jong B Illin: Could have been worse!

[www.sadanduseless.com image 544x700]


Came in just for that TYVM
 
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